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(Reuters)   Caption Obama's sweet, sweet words to Angela Merkel   (s1.reutersmedia.net) divider line 119
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2013-06-19 04:00:20 PM  
"I've got an Oktoberfest in my Lederhosen."
 
2013-06-19 04:02:46 PM  
This is America. You come to us with your hand outstretched and we grab your wrist and stare you DOWN.
 
2013-06-19 04:03:51 PM  
"So, your Brandenburg Gate. Do I have to stop for inspection or can I just drive right through?"
 
2013-06-19 04:05:01 PM  
So, I heard you were Googling "black cocks" yesterday...
 
2013-06-19 04:05:44 PM  
"The US is a joke, Mr Obama"

"Where are you going? Hold on a sec, biatch. You go drag Boehner and McConnell up and down in Berlin for 5 years and see how things turn out for you."
 
2013-06-19 04:06:53 PM  
"Badder-Meinhoff? I barely knew her."
 
2013-06-19 04:08:10 PM  
Your ass smells just like sweet sweet pickles, can I take the collar off now? Boss Lady
 
2013-06-19 04:08:48 PM  
"Got any Irish in you?"

"Nein."

"Want some?"
 
2013-06-19 04:10:19 PM  
"Ich bin ein Musliner."
 
2013-06-19 04:11:33 PM  
"First the handshake, then the creepy neck massage"
 
2013-06-19 04:12:35 PM  
"Handshake?  I thought the protocol was a shoulder massage?"
 
2013-06-19 04:13:19 PM  
My wife said yes to the threesome.
 
2013-06-19 04:13:24 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: (Reposted with Voting on)


"Bitte, baby...."


Let go my arm ...
 
2013-06-19 04:14:10 PM  
What starts with a B, ends with a J, and has
come down in price 75% in Germany?
 
2013-06-19 04:14:10 PM  
Keep your friends close, and possible genetic clones of Adolf Hitler closer...
 
2013-06-19 04:14:15 PM  
"If it wasn't for the US, we'd be talking in Ger- Um, never mind."
 
2013-06-19 04:15:00 PM  
"I'm three times the man of my predecessor. IYKWIMAITYD."
 
2013-06-19 04:18:18 PM  
You, me and Michelle.
 
2013-06-19 04:19:42 PM  
s1.reutersmedia.net

"You must have been something before electricity, want to make $14 the hard way?"
 
2013-06-19 04:20:47 PM  
Y'know, George Bush Sr wasn't the only president with a miltary-grade Schwartzkopf.
 
2013-06-19 04:21:02 PM  
"No, I said ETHEL. Not Fred.  You look just like Ethel."
 
2013-06-19 04:22:10 PM  
Did Moe give you that haircut?
 
2013-06-19 04:22:20 PM  
That's right, I have a big bratwurst.
 
2013-06-19 04:22:36 PM  
"I'd like to get your Deustchland uber alles me."
 
2013-06-19 04:24:23 PM  
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2013-06-19 04:25:36 PM  
FLÜGGÅENKÒ€ÇHIŒßØLSÊN!!!
 
2013-06-19 04:26:02 PM  
It's twoo. It's twoo!!
 
2013-06-19 04:26:55 PM  
"I hate these so-called teabaggers. What a bunch of idiots. I'm ashamed to be white. You should drone the fark out of them"

"Actually, I love them. They got me elected and re-elected."
 
2013-06-19 04:27:54 PM  
Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
 
2013-06-19 04:27:54 PM  
Want some more "schnitzengruben"?
 
2013-06-19 04:27:58 PM  
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

also:
No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
 
2013-06-19 04:34:17 PM  

Walter Paisley: So Vladimir Putin, Silvio Berlusconi, and George W. Bush walk into a bar...


I'll modify this:

"So Vladimir Putin, Silvio Berlusconi, and George W. Bush walk into a bar... Pardon? Oh, you've heard this one before."
 
2013-06-19 04:41:41 PM  
"Schwarzeneggar, please."
 
2013-06-19 04:42:36 PM  
"Once you go schwarz, you never go shorts."
 
2013-06-19 04:43:50 PM  
"Yeah, you heard me.  Qualitative Pleasing."
 
2013-06-19 04:44:29 PM  
"Everyday I'm trufflin."

/trufflin
 
2013-06-19 04:45:52 PM  
Merkel: "AH-CHOO"

Obama: "Goes in tight."
 
2013-06-19 04:48:21 PM  
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2013-06-19 04:49:13 PM  
"I am confident that at this point we have struck the appropriate balance between terror surveillance and protecting people's privacy.  By deleting the nude photos off your phone I think we've done both."
 
2013-06-19 04:51:33 PM  
Hello Angela.

/too obscure?
 
2013-06-19 04:53:24 PM  
I'll even be your slave, baby.
 
2013-06-19 04:54:09 PM  
YOUR EYEBALLS LOOK DELICIOUS.
 
2013-06-19 04:56:00 PM  
And now, for my next impression,  Jesse Owens!
 
2013-06-19 04:57:42 PM  
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2013-06-19 04:58:56 PM  
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2013-06-19 05:03:34 PM  
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"It works every time"
 
2013-06-19 05:07:03 PM  
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2013-06-19 05:07:37 PM  
Check it, bleed. Bro... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', Man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Homes. So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Sheeee.
 
2013-06-19 05:21:16 PM  
"This wiener-schnitzel could use a little kraut on it."
 
2013-06-19 05:21:40 PM  
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