Towermonkey: , but there's nothing about any of those women that I'd call "beautiful".
Jake Havechek: Towermonkey: , but there's nothing about any of those women that I'd call "beautiful".Well in front of your wife, of course not.
salvador.hardin: The question was stupid. Really stupid. A coherent answer to that question would be no less stupid than the one she gave.
gwowen: [img.fark.net image 600x300]Look at Miss Ohio
busy chillin': this thread was pretty much brought to completion in the Boobies
EyeballKid: Oh, subby, you and your 19th century variants of more common words, like "blather!" Here you go, I don't give this out often:[img.fark.net image 722x392]
FormlessOne: We did this - we took morons, assholes, and bigots and turned them into entertainment, while we ignored geniuses, saints, and archetypes. After all, you can't relate to the latter group, but you can certainly relate to, and feel better about yourself when regarding, the former group.
AverageAmericanGuy: It also helps that she looks like a younger, gummier Sofía Vergara.Seriously. This girl has gums that won't quit, even when you want them to.
Maxc7001: gwowen: [img.fark.net image 600x300]Look at Miss OhioWho is that?
doczoidberg: U.S. Americans want to know:What does she think about maps?
Welfare Peanut Butter: 1. It's N-I-C-E.2. It was Miss USA, not Miss America.If you're trying to decry why we can't have nice things, try to not have mistakes in your headline.
boyvoyeur: Miss Connecticut is a POA./that's all I got to say about that
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