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(ABC)   Why we can't have nce things: Miss Utah, whose interview answer at the Miss America Pageant revealed her to be a blithering idiot, is being chased by talk show bookers while the actual Miss America, can barely get any attention   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 65
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2013-06-19 12:49:21 PM
Everyone loves to look at a car accident.
 
2013-06-19 12:49:37 PM
It also helps that she looks like a younger, gummier Sofía Vergara.

Seriously. This girl has gums that won't quit, even when you want them to.
 
2013-06-19 12:50:27 PM
U.S. Americans want to know:

What does she think about maps?
 
2013-06-19 12:51:11 PM
Oh, subby, you and your 19th century variants of more common words, like "blather!" Here you go, I don't give this out often:

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 12:51:30 PM
I'm sure Fox News would hire her.
 
2013-06-19 12:51:45 PM
EIP, darlin'. EIP...
 
2013-06-19 12:53:13 PM
You have to wonder if those in charge of media/entertainment are actively pushing some idiotifying agenda.

I refuse to believe that the public wants to see this twat.
 
2013-06-19 12:54:06 PM
NCE things?


We can't have nice things because subby can't spell.
 
2013-06-19 12:58:22 PM
1. It's N-I-C-E.
2. It was Miss USA, not Miss America.

If you're trying to decry why we can't have nice things, try to not have mistakes in your headline.
 
2013-06-19 12:58:45 PM
this thread was pretty much brought to completion in the Boobies
 
2013-06-19 01:02:13 PM
Now look. Miss America knows exactly what she has to do. Her tits. Show them to us.

/Either that or some humanitarian work feeding the poor.
/But tits work better in America
/the poor we shall always have with us but why no titty flashes
 
2013-06-19 01:05:04 PM
"She might not have won, but because of being noticed on camera, her life changed. And its about changing these moments for these girls and however they get it, so she should take it and run with it."

What an uplifting message for such a stupid story.
 
2013-06-19 01:05:05 PM
The question was stupid. Really stupid. A coherent answer to that question would be no less stupid than the one she gave.
 
2013-06-19 01:05:29 PM
Caite Upton got briefly famous for being a farking moron.
 
2013-06-19 01:09:37 PM
Whereas Miss America is a rocket surgeon, subby?
 
2013-06-19 01:11:59 PM
My wife and I saw part of a pageant on TV about a year ago, just flipping through channels, and we both said, wow, all those women look pretty much alike.

And they do. It's disheartening. They're good looking, for sure, but there's nothing about any of those women that I'd call "beautiful".
 
2013-06-19 01:13:13 PM
I'll watch her inevitable sex tape.  Until then, I'm over this dumbass already.  Yeah I'd bang the hell out of her, but that doesn't exactly put her in elite company.
 
2013-06-19 01:13:44 PM

Towermonkey: , but there's nothing about any of those women that I'd call "beautiful".


Well in front of your wife, of course not.
 
2013-06-19 01:13:50 PM
sure SUBBY, criticize someone for screwing up under pressure, while in the comfort of your mom's basement, you can't even spell "nice" correctly.
 
2013-06-19 01:16:11 PM
To be fair, she was gorgeous
 
2013-06-19 01:20:02 PM
Miss Utah was competing in the Miss USA pageant, not the Miss America pageant, subby.  Got to know one scholarship program from the other.
 
2013-06-19 01:20:55 PM

Jake Havechek: Towermonkey: , but there's nothing about any of those women that I'd call "beautiful".

Well in front of your wife, of course not.


Eh, true enough, I'm not completely stupid.
 
2013-06-19 01:25:56 PM

salvador.hardin: The question was stupid. Really stupid. A coherent answer to that question would be no less stupid than the one she gave.


0.5/10
 
2013-06-19 01:30:03 PM
I personally believe that US Americans can't have nice things because people out there in our nation don't have maps like such as South Africa and the Iraqs everywhere and such as,...
 
2013-06-19 01:33:21 PM
We can't have nice things because people care about either of them.
 
2013-06-19 01:33:25 PM
img.fark.net
Look at Miss Ohio
 
2013-06-19 01:34:35 PM
We did this - we took morons, assholes, and bigots and turned them into entertainment, while we ignored geniuses, saints, and archetypes. After all, you can't relate to the latter group, but you can certainly relate to, and feel better about yourself when regarding, the former group.
 
2013-06-19 01:40:45 PM
Kill everyone involved.  No, really.  Deterrence is the only way.

Paging Joel Murray, paging Joel Murray.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-06-19 01:41:03 PM

gwowen: [img.fark.net image 600x300]
Look at Miss Ohio


Bravo, sir! Nicely done.
 
2013-06-19 01:56:22 PM
The moral of this story (if you can call it that), is that if you want to be famous its better to be the dumbest/wackiest pageant contestent then the winner.
 
2013-06-19 02:05:28 PM
Act dumb = 15 Minutes of Fame

Sorry Miss USA 2013 but you didn't act like a dumbass.
 
2013-06-19 02:10:44 PM
Subby is talking like a f@g.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 02:14:13 PM

busy chillin': this thread was pretty much brought to completion in the Boobies


Strangely appropriate.
 
2013-06-19 02:17:40 PM
Good. Maybe if these prom queens all start acting like Flavor of Love rejects in a desperate attempt to be noticed, It will eventually kill this antiquated, pointless concept of a "pageant".
 
2013-06-19 02:26:48 PM
Why do we give a shiat who is blowing Donald Trump?
 
2013-06-19 02:35:10 PM
Why we can't have nice things: because we still parade women around like cattle.
 
2013-06-19 02:35:28 PM
It must be tough for professional attention whores to receive no attention.
 
2013-06-19 02:35:54 PM

EyeballKid: Oh, subby, you and your 19th century variants of more common words, like "blather!" Here you go, I don't give this out often:

[img.fark.net image 722x392]


"Blithering idiot" is a pretty common phrase.
 
2013-06-19 02:36:33 PM

FormlessOne: We did this - we took morons, assholes, and bigots and turned them into entertainment, while we ignored geniuses, saints, and archetypes. After all, you can't relate to the latter group, but you can certainly relate to, and feel better about yourself when regarding, the former group.


This this this this this this
 
2013-06-19 02:37:46 PM
Oh no, a beautiful woman can't get enough attention? Good thing Subby is there to white knight for her.
 
2013-06-19 02:38:55 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: It also helps that she looks like a younger, gummier Sofía Vergara.

Seriously. This girl has gums that won't quit, even when you want them to.


Sofia doesn't have bolt-on tits (that are also horrid-looking).

"Miss Utah" looks like one of those diner waitresses Tiger Woods would bang.
 
2013-06-19 02:55:03 PM
The winner was a white collar accountant and admitted that all she could think about after winning was how she was going to quit. Quite cool IMO
 
2013-06-19 02:59:02 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: sure SUBBY, criticize someone for screwing up under pressure, while in the comfort of your mom's basement, you can't even spell "nice" correctly.


Now that there is funny.
 
2013-06-19 03:03:49 PM

gwowen: [img.fark.net image 600x300]
Look at Miss Ohio


Who is that?
 
2013-06-19 03:06:20 PM
Well, since nobody else will say it...

Yeah, She can suck my dick, and I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2013-06-19 03:20:27 PM

Maxc7001: gwowen: [img.fark.net image 600x300]
Look at Miss Ohio

Who is that?



Gillian Welch
 
2013-06-19 03:59:09 PM

doczoidberg: U.S. Americans want to know:

What does she think about maps?


Good song.
 
2013-06-19 04:31:05 PM

Welfare Peanut Butter: 1. It's N-I-C-E.
2. It was Miss USA, not Miss America.

If you're trying to decry why we can't have nice things, try to not have mistakes in your headline.


Also, try not to use the phrase in reference to Miss-Freakin-Anything. Seriously: you are lamenting that Miss USA is not being given proper respect? She's a show pony.
 
2013-06-19 04:34:49 PM
Miss Connecticut is a POA.

/that's all I got to say about that
 
2013-06-19 04:51:06 PM
It's a good thing I don't care about any of this otherwise I'd probably be really pissed off right now.
 
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