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(Yahoo)   Renowned expert accepts entry level position as executive director of lobbying for the Family Research Council, clown car division   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line 53
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2013-06-19 01:25:59 PM  
Statistically speaking, there's a strong likelihood that at least two his siblings (if not the man himself) are gay.

Maybe even more if you factor in recent findings that say the likelihood increases with the number of children a woman bears.
 
2013-06-19 01:34:35 PM  
Oh FFS
 
2013-06-19 01:35:44 PM  
Hooray, even more government funding for the Duggars.
 
2013-06-19 01:36:15 PM  
I'd like to see his resume.

what exactly are his qualifications... other than being one of 19 kids in a family, having been on TV, acquired his own virgin bride and has now squirted out 3 of his own offspring... well and being a fundie christian and therefore hating the gheys...  aren't they homeschooled?  SAT scores?
 
2013-06-19 01:37:06 PM  
I still have six months in the Duggar Death Pool at the office for one of their corpses to be discovered with an 8 ball or a "marital aid."
 
2013-06-19 01:38:12 PM  

Diogenes: Statistically speaking, there's a strong likelihood that at least two his siblings (if not the man himself) are gay.

Maybe even more if you factor in recent findings that say the likelihood increases with the number of children a woman bears.


He's got 3 kids, so he's not totally gay at least.
 
2013-06-19 01:42:19 PM  

DubtodaIll: Diogenes: Statistically speaking, there's a strong likelihood that at least two his siblings (if not the man himself) are gay.

Maybe even more if you factor in recent findings that say the likelihood increases with the number of children a woman bears.

He's got 3 kids, so he's not totally gay at least.


Maybe his wife is loose.

Though probably not as loose as his mom is right now!  *ba-dum dum*
 
2013-06-19 01:42:20 PM  

Sofa King Smart: I'd like to see his resume.

what exactly are his qualifications... other than being one of 19 kids in a family, having been on TV, acquired his own virgin bride and has now squirted out 3 of his own offspring... well and being a fundie christian and therefore hating the gheys...  aren't they homeschooled?  SAT scores?


They're all dumb as bricks
 
2013-06-19 01:42:26 PM  

DubtodaIll: He's got 3 kids, so he's not totally gay at least.


Sounds like he's over-compensating to me.
 
2013-06-19 01:43:11 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 01:43:57 PM  
So this is where Agent Smith got off on comparing the human race to a virus in the Matrix movies. It all makes sense now.
 
2013-06-19 01:44:21 PM  

Sofa King Smart: I'd like to see his resume.

what exactly are his qualifications... other than being one of 19 kids in a family, having been on TV, acquired his own virgin bride and has now squirted out 3 of his own offspring... well and being a fundie christian and therefore hating the gheys...  aren't they homeschooled?  SAT scores?


On the other side of that, what exactly do you think the high standards for becoming a lobbyist for a hate group with a one-line mission statement should be?  I doubt they're exactly rigorously screening for educational credentials there.

//The primary asset for such a position is usually contacts, and as TFA points out he has 'em.
 
2013-06-19 01:44:48 PM  

vbob: [img.fark.net image 636x799]


WTF does that even mean?
 
2013-06-19 01:45:31 PM  
you know this is how the fundies will eventually win. Do the math, how long will it take for them to have a majority?

/I know, there was supposed to be no maths
//seriously, you do it. I can't
 
2013-06-19 01:45:59 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Sofa King Smart: I'd like to see his resume.

what exactly are his qualifications... other than being one of 19 kids in a family, having been on TV, acquired his own virgin bride and has now squirted out 3 of his own offspring... well and being a fundie christian and therefore hating the gheys...  aren't they homeschooled?  SAT scores?

On the other side of that, what exactly do you think the high standards for becoming a lobbyist for a hate group with a one-line mission statement should be?  I doubt they're exactly rigorously screening for educational credentials there.

//The primary asset for such a position is usually contacts, and as TFA points out he has 'em.


I am greatly amused by the image of an intolerant Christian version of the thug interview process in Blazing Saddles.
 
2013-06-19 01:46:10 PM  

Skarekrough: I still have six months in the Duggar Death Pool at the office for one of their corpses to be discovered with an 8 ball or a "marital aid."


Marital aid? Prostitute or sandwich-maker?
 
2013-06-19 01:46:56 PM  

impaler: WTF does that even mean?


Gay Nazis like to use smartphones to record movies?
 
2013-06-19 01:48:32 PM  

impaler: vbob: [img.fark.net image 636x799]

WTF does that even mean?


Solidarity?

.. i just woke up, leave me alone
 
2013-06-19 01:48:33 PM  

theorellior: impaler: WTF does that even mean?

Gay Nazis like to use smartphones to record movies?


Ugh.  Gay bootleggers are the worst.
 
2013-06-19 01:49:05 PM  
having that many kids is selfish.  sorry... I know the parenting mafia is going to put out a hit on me, but it's true.
 
2013-06-19 01:49:05 PM  

Piizzadude: you know this is how the fundies will eventually win. Do the math, how long will it take for them to have a majority?

/I know, there was supposed to be no maths
//seriously, you do it. I can't


fundies appear to be in a veritable arms race with those 'fertile' hispanics...
 
2013-06-19 01:50:42 PM  

theorellior: impaler: WTF does that even mean?

Gay Nazis like to use smartphones to record movies?


i like the way their arms are raised in a Nazi-style salute .. there's something there .. something ..
 
2013-06-19 01:50:56 PM  
The FRC says that Josh will be able to help with "grassroots" outreach for the organization, probably because he's easily marketable as an outsider to D.C. politics.

Makes sense.  He appeals to the sub-50 IQ crowd.
 
2013-06-19 01:53:35 PM  

Diogenes: I am greatly amused by the image of an intolerant Christian version of the thug interview process in Blazing Saddles.


well I really hate the gheys.. and the liberals... and science believers... did I mention how much I dislike the gheys?
yes, you said you hate the gheys twice... you must really hate the gheys!
yes, sir... I do.
when I think about those dirty, filthy gheys it makes me want to grab my wife in her simple home made plain dress and just have sex with her to show those gheys how much I don't like thinking about the dirty, dirty things they do to each other...
 
2013-06-19 01:53:52 PM  

DubtodaIll: Diogenes: Statistically speaking, there's a strong likelihood that at least two his siblings (if not the man himself) are gay.

Maybe even more if you factor in recent findings that say the likelihood increases with the number of children a woman bears.

He's got 3 kids, so he's not totally gay at least.


My father had two kids and he's totally gay.
 
2013-06-19 01:58:17 PM  
So, a god-clotted, undereducated Christian goes to work for a hate group?

Like...  wow!  This sort of thing doesn't just happen every...  freaking...  day.

/every other day, perhaps.
//but not every day.
///unless it's Christmas.
 
2013-06-19 02:01:36 PM  

Sofa King Smart: I'd like to see his resume.

what exactly are his qualifications... other than being one of 19 kids in a family, having been on TV, acquired his own virgin bride and has now squirted out 3 of his own offspring... well and being a fundie christian and therefore hating the gheys...  aren't they homeschooled?  SAT scores?

 Family connections.
His dad on Perkins have been friends since 2002.I bet he'll get paid 6 figures, but based on FRC Action's 990, it doesn't look like he'll be doing much. Last year they spent only $1.9 million. I'm sure Perkins will be calling all of the shots, and this kid is just a figurehead to repay a favor to the dad.
 
2013-06-19 02:01:40 PM  
FRC: People volunteering to meet in churches behind closed doors and not confronting anyone with their values. They do make the agenda available, but they don't confront you with it.

Gays: Picketing, parade permits, public demonstrations, etc. etc. You put your message out there and I will be confroned with it regardless of whether I voluntarily seek it out.

These things, are not equal. FRC is more respectful. Gays are not injured by the private beliefs of Christians, and christians don't advocate the murder of all gays. Speak the truth or stfu.
 
2013-06-19 02:04:44 PM  

xkillyourfacex: FRC is more respectful.


LMAO!

Oh look!  A unicorn!

What a special day this is!
 
2013-06-19 02:05:37 PM  

xkillyourfacex: FRC: People volunteering to meet in churches behind closed doors and not confronting anyone with their values. They do make the agenda available, but they don't confront you with it.

Gays: Picketing, parade permits, public demonstrations, etc. etc. You put your message out there and I will be confroned with it regardless of whether I voluntarily seek it out.

These things, are not equal. FRC is more respectful. Gays are not injured by the private beliefs of Christians, and christians don't advocate the murder of all gays. Speak the truth or stfu.


This should get some nice bites.
 
2013-06-19 02:09:44 PM  

xkillyourfacex: FRC: People volunteering to meet in churches behind closed doors and not confronting anyone with their values. They do make the agenda available, but they don't confront you with it.

Gays: Picketing, parade permits, public demonstrations, etc. etc. You put your message out there and I will be confroned with it regardless of whether I voluntarily seek it out.

These things, are not equal. FRC is more respectful. Gays are not injured by the private beliefs of Christians, and christians don't advocate the murder of all gays. Speak the truth or stfu.


BSAEOSVC?
 
2013-06-19 02:12:52 PM  

Piizzadude: you know this is how the fundies will eventually win. Do the math, how long will it take for them to have a majority?

/I know, there was supposed to be no maths
//seriously, you do it. I can't


It's called Quiverfull if you want to Google it.  There's something creepy about a movement that says even abstinence is not a legitimate method of birth control.  You must keep popping out babies until your reproductive system implodes.
 
2013-06-19 02:17:21 PM  
I didn't realize that Duggars were employable.
 
2013-06-19 02:18:03 PM  

StaleCoffee: Hooray, even more government funding for the Duggars.


At least the Duggars don't mooch off the government, unlike ghetto dwellers who pop out more kids for a bigger welfare check.

I know of a family of ten that gets by on one paycheck.  They do fine.
 
2013-06-19 02:31:02 PM  

Miss Alexandra: StaleCoffee: Hooray, even more government funding for the Duggars.

At least the Duggars don't mooch off the government, unlike ghetto dwellers who pop out more kids for a bigger welfare check.

I know of a family of ten that gets by on one paycheck.  They do fine.


I know this family isn't Fundamentalist Mormon, but there are plenty of these clown car vaginas that are perfectly happy about taking every dime from the government that they can...

http://www.religionnewsblog.com/9084/bleeding-the-beast
 
2013-06-19 02:31:38 PM  

Foundling: I didn't realize that Duggars were employable.


apparently only by fundie hate groups... and there appears to be a lot of competition for the few paying positions... but he's a 'celebrity'... so that will take the edge off his message and get them some free publicity (which is really what he was hired for anyway).
 
2013-06-19 02:34:16 PM  

Miss Alexandra: StaleCoffee: Hooray, even more government funding for the Duggars.

At least the Duggars don't mooch off the government, unlike ghetto dwellers who pop out more kids for a bigger welfare check.

I know of a family of ten that gets by on one paycheck.  They do fine.


really you're going 'old school' and throwing out the Reagan 'welfare queen' bit?
wow that one really has some staying power doesn't it?  It just pisses people off... whether it's true or not.
 
2013-06-19 02:56:04 PM  

impaler: vbob: [img.fark.net image 636x799]

WTF does that even mean?


I was literally about to post those exact words. This is the second time vbob has posted it and if anything it makes even less sense now

/I thought that his profile might provide some kind of clue, but all that's there is a link to the weirdest non-fetish porn site on the entire internet. I'm not even exaggerating.
 
2013-06-19 03:51:29 PM  
So, how long before the terrorists at the Southern Poverty Law Center put a hit out on him?
 
2013-06-19 03:57:38 PM  
LOL.

I just mentioned this Duggar thing to my mom on the phone and she said, "The kidnapping family or the fat family?"

Mom's an awesome straight man.
 
2013-06-19 04:36:51 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 05:04:47 PM  

vbob: [img.fark.net image 636x799]


Any context for this pic, sparky?
 
2013-06-19 05:17:19 PM  
Not to be kinda-sorta-off-topic, but...

"Josh is 25, and his three kids himself, one of whom is two weeks old. "

Does anyone even proof read the carp on yahoo anymore?

AND...Josh Duggar has 3 kids already? I thought they just had their first one two years ago?
 
2013-06-19 05:21:35 PM  

ElwoodCuse: Sofa King Smart: I'd like to see his resume.

what exactly are his qualifications... other than being one of 19 kids in a family, having been on TV, acquired his own virgin bride and has now squirted out 3 of his own offspring... well and being a fundie christian and therefore hating the gheys...  aren't they homeschooled?  SAT scores?

They're all dumb as bricks


Well, ok then.  He's qualified.
 
2013-06-19 05:24:00 PM  

Diogenes: theorellior: impaler: WTF does that even mean?

Gay Nazis like to use smartphones to record movies?

Ugh.  Gay bootleggers are the worst.


There is a website called GayNazis.com.  Do not go there.  I think it broke my brain.  And not in a fun way.
 
2013-06-19 05:26:22 PM  

xkillyourfacex: FRC: People volunteering to meet in churches behind closed doors and not confronting anyone with their values. They do make the agenda available, but they don't confront you with it.

Gays: Picketing, parade permits, public demonstrations, etc. etc. You put your message out there and I will be confroned with it regardless of whether I voluntarily seek it out.

These things, are not equal. FRC is more respectful. Gays are not injured by the private beliefs of Christians, and christians don't advocate the murder of all gays. Speak the truth or stfu.


Heehee!  You're funny.  I like you.
img.fark.net
When the gay mafia come, we'll leave you for last.
 
2013-06-19 05:28:05 PM  

take_flight: AND...Josh Duggar has 3 kids already? I thought they just had their first one two years ago?


They're going for "Irish quintuplets".
 
2013-06-19 05:31:14 PM  

ciberido: ElwoodCuse: Sofa King Smart: I'd like to see his resume.

what exactly are his qualifications... other than being one of 19 kids in a family, having been on TV, acquired his own virgin bride and has now squirted out 3 of his own offspring... well and being a fundie christian and therefore hating the gheys...  aren't they homeschooled?  SAT scores?

They're all dumb as bricks

Well, ok then.  He's qualified.


given the name of the place, he is perhaps the most overqualified person possible..

know about mass production?  I'm a victim of it!
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-19 05:34:41 PM  

ciberido: GayNazis.com


I think it must a rule or something that all crackpots, revisionists, and conspiracy theorists must have really crappy web designs.
 
2013-06-19 05:38:41 PM  

take_flight: Not to be kinda-sorta-off-topic, but...

"Josh is 25, and his three kids himself, one of whom is two weeks old. "

Does anyone even proof read the carp on yahoo anymore?

AND...Josh Duggar has 3 kids already? I thought they just had their first one two years ago?


he had a LOT of pent-up needs.

every egg that isn't fertilized is a failure of what they believe their personal version of god wants them to do.. which apparently is to bang the little lady like a screen door in a hurricane and spray his precious seed around like he's a fireman and she's a 5-alarm house fire.
 
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