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(TPNN)   Go home, Santa Claus, you're drunk   ( ) divider line
    More: Strange, WHP CBS, Cumbria Constabulary  
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2771 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jun 2013 at 2:33 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-19 12:43:01 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
2013-06-19 12:46:18 PM  

Godscrack: Pics or it didn't happen.

Here you go:
2013-06-19 01:06:44 PM  
He was just looking for some other kind of tail.
2013-06-19 01:37:11 PM  
He just wanted to tell those girls they had been very very naughty this year...
2013-06-19 02:34:08 PM  
I heard the first woman had a stroke, but the second woman didn't touch him.
2013-06-19 02:34:53 PM  
Hey writer of TFA... can we talk about what ambiguous means, please?
2013-06-19 02:51:13 PM  
Maybe he was looking for some ho-ho-hos.

2013-06-19 02:56:39 PM  
Check out my sack.
2013-06-19 02:57:04 PM  
They are probably hoes, and took his wallet once they got him naked. They never imagined he would come after them in that state.
2013-06-19 02:58:04 PM

2013-06-19 03:41:40 PM
Also approves...
2013-06-19 04:35:52 PM
2013-06-19 05:41:49 PM  

Walker: Here you go:

I didn't see anything.
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