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(WTOP)   Virginia woman gets into cab, confronts terror, barely manages to survive by calling 911. "Oh, he is Muslim, so I'm a little afraid. I have some Muslim guy, which I am very scared, who is our taxi driver, who's pulled over, and I'm afraid"   (wtop.com) divider line 47
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2013-06-19 12:55:30 PM
9 votes:
What a ultra feminine southern belle attention whore pulling her race and gender card might resemble.

img.fark.net
2013-06-19 01:03:58 PM
8 votes:
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
2013-06-19 12:58:21 PM
7 votes:
I'm stuck to my cab seat. I'm so very scared. Help. (Details In Thread)
2013-06-19 12:52:57 PM
6 votes:
Errorist.
2013-06-19 12:57:29 PM
4 votes:

HeartBurnKid: That bit is technically assault.


Which is the best kind of assault!
WGJ
2013-06-19 12:55:10 PM
4 votes:
Well bless her heart.
2013-06-19 01:36:57 PM
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

"It's burned into their brains.  Kill Americans.  Kill, kill.  They don't respect human life the way we do.  I'd like to take 'em out and shoot 'em."
2013-06-19 12:55:21 PM
3 votes:
Start a new cab company "Honkey's"  Paint the cabs white and only have white drivers. You'd make some money.
2013-06-19 12:51:01 PM
3 votes:
It's good to see that our nation of snowflakes is now moving up the ladder into adult territory.  And this coming from a right leaning Libertarian...all i can say is, "Grow a farkin pair, woman.  It's a Taxi, not an alley in Fallujah".

*rolls eyes*
2013-06-19 01:39:07 PM
2 votes:

LL316: Without question, the most racist people I know voted Democrat. "I can say (n bomb (ending in er, not a)) since I voted for one" was repeatedly said in the days and weeks after the 1st election. Bigots know no sex, age, race, sexual preference, or social/economic backgrounds. /And this was mainly in Royal Oak, MI. A slightly less gay/liberal version of San Fran.


Totally plausible!

I can't leave the house without some hipster white Democrat saying "n-word, get me a latte" and "nice fixie, n-word!".

/ eyeroll
2013-06-19 01:26:35 PM
2 votes:
Thank goodness Fox News and the Republican party are here, to tell us who to be afraid of. Otherwise, we'd be getting into cabs with Muslim drivers and arriving safely at our destination with no incident.
2013-06-19 01:14:18 PM
2 votes:
Very Muslim?

Is he super Muslim?

Mega Muslim?

Can he manifest minarets to strike unbelievers with?
2013-06-19 01:10:48 PM
2 votes:
Don't be silly. This isn't Sweden and so women have no reason to fear Muslim men when they go out by themselves.
2013-06-19 01:02:41 PM
2 votes:
I'm fairly certain that if we were to simply carpet-bomb Ashburn into oblivion, virtually nothing of any value would be lost. It would also do a lot to improve area traffic.
2013-06-19 01:01:00 PM
2 votes:

MagicBus: Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?


Don't like Muslims or people of any religion from North Africa/Middle East/Indian region? Paranoid and stupid? Don't take a cab!

I hope the next time she gets a cab it's driven by a 90 year old legally blind drunk senile Irishman with one leg.
2013-06-19 12:59:31 PM
2 votes:
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2013-06-19 12:57:16 PM
2 votes:
So did the Musselman blow himself up or what?
2013-06-19 11:04:01 PM
1 votes:

ciberido: offmymeds: In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."

So let me see if I understand this correctly. There's "Muslim", "sort-of Muslim", "pretty Muslim", "very Muslim" and finally "really Muslim" (?).

My Muslim goes to 11.


Why not just make 10...more Muslim?
2013-06-19 05:38:34 PM
1 votes:

Gergesa: Very Muslim?

Is he super Muslim?

Mega Muslim?

Can he manifest minarets to strike unbelievers with?


Yes, but the Sharif doesn't like that.
2013-06-19 02:33:40 PM
1 votes:

atomicmask: That is why the muslim brotherhood continue to get elected in most every "arab spring" state in the middle east...its because the majority are NOT voting for sharia law enforcing asshats and they get the office anyway right?


And because 100% of American presidents have been (nominally) Christians, all but one has been white (cue "43.5 presidents have been white" joke), and all of them have favored free-market systems, that means 100% of Americans are Christian, 98% of us are white, and we're all capitalists.

That about right?
2013-06-19 02:14:12 PM
1 votes:
 Step one: Get her mailing address.
Step two: Purchase a 48 hour wind up alarm clock and wind that farker right on up.
Step three: Put clock in box with correct acoustics to allow clock to be heard outside the box.
Step four: Add a note saying "Time to pull your head out of your ass, lady"
Step Five: Put "Muslim" writing on the return address.
Step Six: Overnight it to her.
Step seven: Repeat the next day.
Step eight: repeat step seven.
2013-06-19 02:07:05 PM
1 votes:

spidermilk: That said, there are a variety of head coverings people wear and they don't all necessarily mean a person is a certain religion at all.

http://seattletimes.com/news/lifestyles/links/turbans_27.html



They forgot one:

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2013-06-19 01:53:15 PM
1 votes:

Trance354: vernonFL: JesusJuice: This woman is an insane coont, but Muslims brought this on themselves.

If they stop oppressing women, raping children, and murdering everyone, people might have a better image of their faith.

2/10

That's a little high, more like 0.5/10.  Half a point due to getting their current iteration of the religion correct.  What most people don't even bother to learn is that during the dark and middle ages, when christian Europe was dancing around with swords and killing mass quantities of the populace, the muslim nations were the largest centers of learning on the planet.  Their literacy rates were astounding for the time.  Even the European nobility was rarely literate on a functional level.  Granted, both sides had their unwashed masses, and women on both sides were little more than property, but given that, the advances in the sciences and math were astounding.

/not a history major


Too bad they're still stuck in that century

/rimshot
2013-06-19 01:48:11 PM
1 votes:

Raoul Eaton: aerojockey: I'm going to go out on a limb and bet alcohol was involved.

"... called to The Capital Grille steakhouse in Tysons Corner in the late-night hours ..."

 Yes, quite possibly.


In the late-night hours
She cried MUSLIM MUSLIM MUSLIM
With a mujahideen ululation, babe
MUSLIM MUSLIM MUSLIM

// it's a nice day for a brownish wedding
2013-06-19 01:45:30 PM
1 votes:
I took a cab into DC.  The cabby was from Pakistan.  I was drunk.  He gave me a free pouch of crazy pakistan dip/ chewing tobacco he kept in his glove box.  I ended up accidentally throwing it up/ spitting it out on the WW2 Memorial in front of a lot of people who were horrified by my disrespect.  It was nice of him.  I have trouble not throwing up Skoal.

/CSB
2013-06-19 01:42:23 PM
1 votes:

muck4doo: What a Democrat "Peace Activist" might do:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/25/michael-enright-stabbed-c_n _6 94285.html


There is no mention of Democrats or peace activism at your link.

But you knew that already.
2013-06-19 01:32:43 PM
1 votes:

DCBuck: Tyson's Corner to Ashburn should not cost $50. Something fishy is going on there.


Yeah, you didn't read the article.


/Mystery solved
2013-06-19 01:31:20 PM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: I like that her friend is on the fence about their relationship at the end of the call.

Teabaggers are an angry bunch.


I liked this part, too.

"You really feel that way?"

I can picture the "what kind of ignorant biatch did I just spend the evening with" look on his face.
2013-06-19 01:27:26 PM
1 votes:

MisterRonbo: willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.

[img.fark.net image 850x756]

The reason being, some people are paranoid idiots.


Wait. They might have a point about Scalia.
2013-06-19 01:18:51 PM
1 votes:

BigNumber12: "If anybody hit you, you have the right to defend yourself. Some people might use their hands. Some people might use the book. I'm going to go by the book," said Aden, a Somali native who came to the United States in 1995 and has been a naturalized citizen for more than a decade. "I'm the victim, and I need help from the people, and I need help from the government to get justice."


Congratulations, you'll fit right in here! There's an entire political party dedicated to making sure that you stay that way, so that you'll keep voting for them!


Yeah them there minorities are just too stupid to vote for the party of racists that openly despises them.
2013-06-19 01:17:58 PM
1 votes:
Pffft, white people.
2013-06-19 01:15:26 PM
1 votes:
What's her Fark handle?
2013-06-19 01:12:23 PM
1 votes:
The punishment for these people should be making them spend a day in Flushing, Queens. I imagine the sight of all the non-caucasians will make their heads explode.
2013-06-19 01:08:02 PM
1 votes:
And I thought Virginia was for lovers...
2013-06-19 01:07:10 PM
1 votes:
I also liked the poor, poor bastard who was in the car with her "do you really feel that way?" To the cabbie: "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was associated with a raging twatopotamus" (man I love that insult).
2013-06-19 01:07:06 PM
1 votes:
It's the Dutch that make me nervous, but they don't drive cabs.
2013-06-19 01:05:16 PM
1 votes:

MagicBus: Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?


Maybe try reading the article?

It's a radical idea, I know, but it might just work.
2013-06-19 01:04:29 PM
1 votes:

aerojockey: I'm going to go out on a limb and bet alcohol was involved.


he better not be drinking on the job.
2013-06-19 01:01:17 PM
1 votes:

fappomatic: We can thank the media for doing an outstanding job of sensationalism, for so long, that hatred/mistrust of Muslims is nearly an innate reaction. Somewhat like the white vs. black mentality of the 60's.

Thanks alot douchenozzles.

\I can see this happening and I'm a got dam conservative protestant. WTF?


The TV tells people that "blacks are lazy"; so stupid self-righteous people with no accomplishments to pride themselves on tell themselves they are better than "the lazy blacks".  Same goes for "all Muslims are terrorists".

 If the media wanted people to hate Catholics again, how long do you think it would take?

They'd latch onto anything. They're stupid.  Actually, stupid doesn't cover it.  They're shiat-eating morons.  They lack any sense of self-worth, and usually rightfully so.  You'll see some of them here shortly.
2013-06-19 01:00:36 PM
1 votes:
he should have held up a pen with his thumb on the tip & made that rolling tongue "la la la la la la" chant.

I hope she thanks Fox News for helping her identify the enemy.
2013-06-19 01:00:15 PM
1 votes:

That's "hysterical" in the classically sexist diagnosis sense. For f*cks sake lady, get yourself to the nearest Valium vibrator.

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2013-06-19 01:00:00 PM
1 votes:
Was it this woman?

img.fark.net
2013-06-19 12:57:36 PM
1 votes:

MagicBus: Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?


Long way.

Tyson's corner to Ashburn is 20+ minutes, even at highway speeds.

Part of the charge was because they had him wait 45 minutes before they got in the cab.


Bottom line: woman was skunk drunk and needs a good coont poont.
2013-06-19 12:53:58 PM
1 votes:
Is he brown? - Maybe he'd like to come in and join us for a cocktail.
Is he polite? - Is he a brown man?
If he's polite, have him come in. If he's polite, let him in. Is he clean?
Have him come look. Have him take off his shoes.


www.sportstalkflorida.com
2013-06-19 12:53:32 PM
1 votes:

willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.


img.fark.net

The reason being, some people are paranoid idiots.
2013-06-19 12:52:28 PM
1 votes:
Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?
2013-06-19 12:49:36 PM
1 votes:
What a maroon
 
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