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(WTOP)   Virginia woman gets into cab, confronts terror, barely manages to survive by calling 911. "Oh, he is Muslim, so I'm a little afraid. I have some Muslim guy, which I am very scared, who is our taxi driver, who's pulled over, and I'm afraid"   (wtop.com) divider line 327
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2013-06-19 12:49:36 PM  
What a maroon
 
2013-06-19 12:50:05 PM  
Let me guess, woman from the boonies calls a cab in Alexandria, right?

::checks article::

That's what I thought.

Once you get away from Alexandria and Fairfax, VA turns deep south real fast.
 
2013-06-19 12:50:09 PM  
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
 
2013-06-19 12:51:01 PM  
It's good to see that our nation of snowflakes is now moving up the ladder into adult territory.  And this coming from a right leaning Libertarian...all i can say is, "Grow a farkin pair, woman.  It's a Taxi, not an alley in Fallujah".

*rolls eyes*
 
2013-06-19 12:51:16 PM  
Yeah,

This is what our fear infested xenophobic society is turning out now.  Brilliant.
 
2013-06-19 12:51:45 PM  
McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.



Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.
 
2013-06-19 12:51:55 PM  
What a farking coont.
 
2013-06-19 12:52:28 PM  
Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?
 
2013-06-19 12:52:50 PM  
Pick any random CNN story and read the comments below it.    You could replace the term "Muslims" with "Jews" in half the comments, and the comments wouldnt have been out of place in the Volksitscher Beobacheter circa 1936.   And this is CNN, a relatively open forum.

Mind you, I'm no fan of Islam (or any religion), but there's a not so fine line between finding the tenets of their faith to be ethically wanting if not abhorrent and criticizing specific individuals and acts to calling for the wholesale liquidation of civilians, as is surprisingly and depressingly common.
 
2013-06-19 12:52:57 PM  
Errorist.
 
2013-06-19 12:53:18 PM  
Retard does wha?
 
2013-06-19 12:53:32 PM  

willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.


img.fark.net

The reason being, some people are paranoid idiots.
 
2013-06-19 12:53:58 PM  
Is he brown? - Maybe he'd like to come in and join us for a cocktail.
Is he polite? - Is he a brown man?
If he's polite, have him come in. If he's polite, let him in. Is he clean?
Have him come look. Have him take off his shoes.


www.sportstalkflorida.com
 
2013-06-19 12:54:28 PM  

jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.


That bit is technically assault.
 
WGJ
2013-06-19 12:55:10 PM  
Well bless her heart.
 
2013-06-19 12:55:21 PM  
Start a new cab company "Honkey's"  Paint the cabs white and only have white drivers. You'd make some money.
 
2013-06-19 12:55:22 PM  

nmrsnr: Let me guess, woman from the boonies calls a cab in Alexandria, right?

::checks article::

That's what I thought.

Once you get away from Alexandria and Fairfax, VA turns deep south real fast.


Came here to say this....Northern Virginia and Southern Virginia should just be divided into two states.
/Alexandria resident...
 
2013-06-19 12:55:30 PM  
What a ultra feminine southern belle attention whore pulling her race and gender card might resemble.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 12:55:38 PM  

jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.


Being an idiot should be a crime. And, yes, that woman was, indeed, an idiot.
 
2013-06-19 12:56:09 PM  

jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.


It does not specify if the charges are for verbal abuse or for the poking. Verbal abuse is protected by 1st amendment, and nothing to say about that, but while someone is driving even "little poking" can cause an accident (I think there are some specific rules about that to protect cab drivers)
 
2013-06-19 12:56:32 PM  
Reminds me of Annie Jacobsen, the twunt who whipped up hysteria and outrage among right-wingers with her hair-raising story about n commercial flight with several Syrian musicians.

Conservative broadcast her screed as some kind of action-hero survival story.

Normal people know it from Snopes .
 
2013-06-19 12:57:01 PM  
Lady if you are not comfortable around foreign people then please stay the fark away from DC and the surrounding counties. If you find a white born in the US cabbie please play the lotto cause you got lucky. I think in DC I've had cabbies from all over the world.
 
2013-06-19 12:57:12 PM  
We can thank the media for doing an outstanding job of sensationalism, for so long, that hatred/mistrust of Muslims is nearly an innate reaction. Somewhat like the white vs. black mentality of the 60's.

Thanks alot douchenozzles.

\I can see this happening and I'm a got dam conservative protestant. WTF?
 
2013-06-19 12:57:16 PM  
So did the Musselman blow himself up or what?
 
2013-06-19 12:57:29 PM  

HeartBurnKid: That bit is technically assault.


Which is the best kind of assault!
 
2013-06-19 12:57:32 PM  

MisterRonbo: willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.

[img.fark.net image 850x756]

The reason being, some people are paranoid idiots.


How paranoid is that, given that we now have Christian extremists trying to undermine the government when it comes to everything from education to medicine?
 
2013-06-19 12:57:36 PM  

MagicBus: Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?


Long way.

Tyson's corner to Ashburn is 20+ minutes, even at highway speeds.

Part of the charge was because they had him wait 45 minutes before they got in the cab.


Bottom line: woman was skunk drunk and needs a good coont poont.
 
2013-06-19 12:58:01 PM  

HeartBurnKid: jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.

That bit is technically assault.


If it happened. Sounds like it could be a case of him being opportunistic and wanting to double down on the notoriety of the other incident that resulted in a broken jaw.

Aden was shaken by the confrontation. He stopped working nights, fearful that a hateful confrontation could turn violent.
Abbas believes the case should be prosecuted as a hate crime.
"Anti- Muslim violence is something we've seen in the past," Abbas said. "We have an opportunity now to send a clear message that assault against Muslims will not be tolerated."



Maybe it did and maybe it didn't but it sounds sketchy to me.
 
2013-06-19 12:58:12 PM  
White people prob- Dammit! Too easy!
 
2013-06-19 12:58:21 PM  
I'm stuck to my cab seat. I'm so very scared. Help. (Details In Thread)
 
2013-06-19 12:58:35 PM  
"He said the female passenger, Crabbe, was angry from the start because a $17 fare had already accumulated while Aden says he waited for 50 minutes for his passengers to come out."

Aaaaaah, there we go.
 
2013-06-19 12:58:54 PM  

Fade2black: It's good to see that our nation of snowflakes is now moving up the ladder into adult territory.


It's getting worse too.  I'm in a political science class where a young girl just said that the Executive branch should have more power than the other branches of government and should be able to dictate what is in the nation's best interest.  Privacy and freedom are less important than security because of 9/11.

I REALLY wish I was making that up.  We are breeding a whole generation that is afraid of their own shadow and will be entirely dependent on government.
 
2013-06-19 12:59:31 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 12:59:55 PM  
Should have been posted with DUMBASS tag.
 
2013-06-19 01:00:00 PM  
Was it this woman?

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 01:00:15 PM  

nmrsnr: Let me guess, woman from the boonies calls a cab in Alexandria, right?

::checks article::

That's what I thought.

Once you get away from Alexandria and Fairfax, VA turns deep south real fast.


And Arlington.
 
2013-06-19 01:00:15 PM  

That's "hysterical" in the classically sexist diagnosis sense. For f*cks sake lady, get yourself to the nearest Valium vibrator.

i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-19 01:00:34 PM  

Missicat: Came here to say this....Northern Virginia and Southern Virginia should just be divided into two states./Alexandria resident...


All you'd really need to do is give back the corner of what was supposed to be DC back and give DC statehood.
 
2013-06-19 01:00:36 PM  
he should have held up a pen with his thumb on the tip & made that rolling tongue "la la la la la la" chant.

I hope she thanks Fox News for helping her identify the enemy.
 
2013-06-19 01:01:00 PM  

MagicBus: Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?


Don't like Muslims or people of any religion from North Africa/Middle East/Indian region? Paranoid and stupid? Don't take a cab!

I hope the next time she gets a cab it's driven by a 90 year old legally blind drunk senile Irishman with one leg.
 
2013-06-19 01:01:17 PM  

fappomatic: We can thank the media for doing an outstanding job of sensationalism, for so long, that hatred/mistrust of Muslims is nearly an innate reaction. Somewhat like the white vs. black mentality of the 60's.

Thanks alot douchenozzles.

\I can see this happening and I'm a got dam conservative protestant. WTF?


The TV tells people that "blacks are lazy"; so stupid self-righteous people with no accomplishments to pride themselves on tell themselves they are better than "the lazy blacks".  Same goes for "all Muslims are terrorists".

 If the media wanted people to hate Catholics again, how long do you think it would take?

They'd latch onto anything. They're stupid.  Actually, stupid doesn't cover it.  They're shiat-eating morons.  They lack any sense of self-worth, and usually rightfully so.  You'll see some of them here shortly.
 
2013-06-19 01:01:40 PM  
Campaigning for a local office, I was having a nice long conversation with someone I thought was completely reasonable and at least moderately educated, until she broke into our conversation and asked, "Are you for the Muslims?" She worded it just like that.

I'm not in the South. I'm just north of Boston.

I said, "I'm running to represent all the constituents in (name of area here)." She then said she would not support me, in so many words.

Crazies are everywhere.
 
2013-06-19 01:01:50 PM  
What a horrible farking coont. I hope she works for a place that does a lot of international business, and this idiotic bullshiat costs her everything. The world would be much better off without people that think and act this way.
 
2013-06-19 01:02:27 PM  

FrancoFile: MagicBus: Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?

Long way.

Tyson's corner to Ashburn is 20+ minutes, even at highway speeds.

Part of the charge was because they had him wait 45 minutes before they got in the cab.


And isn't it something like $6-8 just to open the door and sit down?

Bottom line: woman was skunk drunk and needs a good coont poont.

Perhaps in the form of a judgement for "contributing to a dangerous situation" or some other nonsense charge. From TFA, it doesn't look like she could be charged with much more (no actual harm done to the cabbie - insults mean jack-all in court).

// although - could her rant be considered "fighting words"?
 
2013-06-19 01:02:41 PM  
I'm fairly certain that if we were to simply carpet-bomb Ashburn into oblivion, virtually nothing of any value would be lost. It would also do a lot to improve area traffic.
 
2013-06-19 01:03:28 PM  
I'm going to go out on a limb and bet alcohol was involved.
 
2013-06-19 01:03:58 PM  
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
 
2013-06-19 01:04:29 PM  

aerojockey: I'm going to go out on a limb and bet alcohol was involved.


he better not be drinking on the job.
 
2013-06-19 01:05:16 PM  

MagicBus: Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?


Maybe try reading the article?

It's a radical idea, I know, but it might just work.
 
2013-06-19 01:05:57 PM  
"(T)he assault is made even more deplorable because it was based on Mr. Aden's faith alone,"

Nah.. less deplorable.  It is more deplorable to base it on the way someone looks that they cant do anything about.  If she wants to show prejudice based on that someone is black, there isnt anything the offendee can do there.    If she shows prejudice because someone smells, or which good book they read, well, that is their personal choice.

It's a bit like laughing that someone trips and falls.. vs laughing at someone that has Downs.  Both are laughs, but not the same.
 
2013-06-19 01:06:55 PM  
I took a cab a few weeks ago and the cabbie was from Syria and pro- Assad.That was an interesting ride home. He had a lot to say, and it was better than the news.
 
2013-06-19 01:07:06 PM  
It's the Dutch that make me nervous, but they don't drive cabs.
 
2013-06-19 01:07:10 PM  
I also liked the poor, poor bastard who was in the car with her "do you really feel that way?" To the cabbie: "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was associated with a raging twatopotamus" (man I love that insult).
 
2013-06-19 01:07:23 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Was it this woman?

[img.fark.net image 300x500]


Who is this woman with the BS crazy eyes?
 
2013-06-19 01:07:42 PM  

jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.


true , but for  a false 911 call and wasting police resources THAT I can get behind.
 
2013-06-19 01:07:56 PM  

willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.


Ignint redneck or moozlim tur'rist?
 
2013-06-19 01:08:02 PM  
And I thought Virginia was for lovers...
 
2013-06-19 01:08:15 PM  
Ummm, I didn't go to law school or anything, but is there something (legally) we can do to this biatch for the verbal abuse/racist rants?  I mean, suing ain't  gonna do shiat, but there's GOT to be something that can be done.

Or wait, this the internet. Where's her pic? Does she own a business? *evil thoughts*
 
2013-06-19 01:09:05 PM  
The woman is an uneducated, racist coont, but 1st Amendment and all that.
 
2013-06-19 01:09:31 PM  

Bomb Head Mohammed: Pick any random CNN story and read the comments below it.    You could replace the term "Muslims" with "Jews" in half the comments, and the comments wouldnt have been out of place in the Volksitscher Beobacheter circa 1936.   And this is CNN, a relatively open forum.

Mind you, I'm no fan of Islam (or any religion), but there's a not so fine line between finding the tenets of their faith to be ethically wanting if not abhorrent and criticizing specific individuals and acts to calling for the wholesale liquidation of civilians, as is surprisingly and depressingly common.


CNN was infiltrated by the Fox News derpers when Fox News shut down their comments.  Yahoo comments as well.
 
2013-06-19 01:09:37 PM  

willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.


So we should just always assume that if someone is Southern they're a racist?
 
2013-06-19 01:10:04 PM  

AngryDragon: Fade2black: It's good to see that our nation of snowflakes is now moving up the ladder into adult territory.

It's getting worse too.  I'm in a political science class where a young girl just said that the Executive branch should have more power than the other branches of government and should be able to dictate what is in the nation's best interest.  Privacy and freedom are less important than security because of 9/11.

I REALLY wish I was making that up.  We are breeding a whole generation that is afraid of their own shadow and will be entirely dependent on government.


I was once in a class where someone was shocked the presidents word wasent law and that the legislature and supreme court were not there just to serve at his whim.
 
2013-06-19 01:10:17 PM  
FTFA: In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."

/America, you are officially afraid of your own shadow
//grow a pair of balls , a spine and quit yelling "wolf"
 
2013-06-19 01:10:27 PM  
I've spent weeks at the Aloft in Ashburn when my usual hotel in Herndon is full.  I can't say anything memorable about it besides they have really big, poorly-built houses there.
 
2013-06-19 01:10:48 PM  
Don't be silly. This isn't Sweden and so women have no reason to fear Muslim men when they go out by themselves.
 
2013-06-19 01:10:52 PM  
Pursuing criminal charges? Well, my sympathy for the target of the rant lasted about half a sentence.
 
2013-06-19 01:10:56 PM  

Missicat: nmrsnr: Let me guess, woman from the boonies calls a cab in Alexandria, right?

::checks article::

That's what I thought.

Once you get away from Alexandria and Fairfax, VA turns deep south real fast.

Came here to say this....Northern Virginia and Southern Virginia should just be divided into two states.
/Alexandria resident...


Can Chesterfield county and Midlothian be in the NoVA part? I don't want to be stuck with the Cantor and Cooch fans
 
2013-06-19 01:11:34 PM  
Publicly biatching about Muslims, immigrants and anyone else who isn't white British can get your ass thrown in jail. Maybe that cabbie thought America has similar hurt feelings laws.
 
2013-06-19 01:12:23 PM  
The punishment for these people should be making them spend a day in Flushing, Queens. I imagine the sight of all the non-caucasians will make their heads explode.
 
2013-06-19 01:12:41 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Was it this woman?

[img.fark.net image 300x500]


Cute girl but, this being fark I'm guessing that she is probably weapons grade stupid.
 
2013-06-19 01:13:08 PM  
Home of the brave.
 
2013-06-19 01:13:48 PM  

odinsposse: willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.

So we should just always assume that if someone is Southern they're a racist?


Farmers do most of the time. Also gun loving and sister farking
 
2013-06-19 01:13:56 PM  
"Do you really feel that way?" her companion asks.
"Yeah, I really feel that way," she replies.


I'm going to guess Miss Crabby didn't get another date with that particular male companion.

nmrsnr: Let me guess, woman from the boonies calls a cab in Alexandria, right?

::checks article::

That's what I thought.

Once you get away from Alexandria and Fairfax, VA turns deep south real fast.


Ashburn.  They call it CAshburn around here.  Deep south?  No.  Rich, white and entitled?  Yes.
 
2013-06-19 01:14:00 PM  
Alcohol was involved...

Whenever I take a cab with a few friends I always sit in the front seat and strike up a conversation with the cabbie, I'd say 8 times out of 10 they are very interesting people with great stories and are intelligent enough to do something other than drive a car from point A to B...
 
2013-06-19 01:14:18 PM  
Very Muslim?

Is he super Muslim?

Mega Muslim?

Can he manifest minarets to strike unbelievers with?
 
2013-06-19 01:14:51 PM  

mayIFark: Verbal abuse is protected by 1st amendment, and nothing to say about that,


Not necessarily true at all. Making personal threats is not protected speech in VA.
 
2013-06-19 01:15:01 PM  

Abuse Liability: odinsposse: willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.

So we should just always assume that if someone is Southern they're a racist?

Farmers do most of the time. Also gun loving and sister farking


Don't forget hogg'n.
 
2013-06-19 01:15:26 PM  
What's her Fark handle?
 
2013-06-19 01:15:32 PM  
"If anybody hit you, you have the right to defend yourself. Some people might use their hands. Some people might use the book. I'm going to go by the book," said Aden, a Somali native who came to the United States in 1995 and has been a naturalized citizen for more than a decade. "I'm the victim, and I need help from the people, and I need help from the government to get justice."


Congratulations, you'll fit right in here! There's an entire political party dedicated to making sure that you stay that way, so that you'll keep voting for them!
 
2013-06-19 01:15:45 PM  

Abuse Liability: odinsposse: willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.

So we should just always assume that if someone is Southern they're a racist?

Farmers do most of the time. Also gun loving and sister farking


Farkers* Stupid phone auto correct.

/southern, and therefore a moron... obviously
 
2013-06-19 01:16:16 PM  

groppet: AngryDragon: Fade2black: It's good to see that our nation of snowflakes is now moving up the ladder into adult territory.

It's getting worse too.  I'm in a political science class where a young girl just said that the Executive branch should have more power than the other branches of government and should be able to dictate what is in the nation's best interest.  Privacy and freedom are less important than security because of 9/11.

I REALLY wish I was making that up.  We are breeding a whole generation that is afraid of their own shadow and will be entirely dependent on government.

I was once in a class where someone was shocked the presidents word wasent law and that the legislature and supreme court were not there just to serve at his whim.


That's less shocking to me - its a pretty common attitude among exchange students.

The new breed of extremist libertarian college students is what really shocks me. In my 8 years in the higher education system, I met 3 avowed Marxists, 2 of them at the graduate level.

The number of extreme libertarians I met, especially among the younger generation, was almost beyond counting.

I would always ask those kids if they were ok with disbanding the government and giving corporations sovereign powers like taxation, imminent domain, and judicial authority (a la Reedy Creek Improvement District). They almost universally said "yes" without thought.
 
2013-06-19 01:16:41 PM  

Mock26: The woman is an uneducated, racist coont, but 1st Amendment and all that.


It's not a crime to be an uneducated racist coont. If it were, Hollywood would be a ghost town.
 
2013-06-19 01:17:19 PM  
I like that her friend is on the fence about their relationship at the end of the call.

Teabaggers are an angry bunch.
 
2013-06-19 01:17:58 PM  
Pffft, white people.
 
2013-06-19 01:18:23 PM  
I hope the next time she gets a cab it's driven by a 90 year old legally blind drunk senile Irishman with one leg.

Who drives stick.
 
2013-06-19 01:18:50 PM  
This woman is an insane coont, but Muslims brought this on themselves.

If they stop oppressing women, raping children, and murdering everyone, people might have a better image of their faith.
 
2013-06-19 01:18:51 PM  

BigNumber12: "If anybody hit you, you have the right to defend yourself. Some people might use their hands. Some people might use the book. I'm going to go by the book," said Aden, a Somali native who came to the United States in 1995 and has been a naturalized citizen for more than a decade. "I'm the victim, and I need help from the people, and I need help from the government to get justice."


Congratulations, you'll fit right in here! There's an entire political party dedicated to making sure that you stay that way, so that you'll keep voting for them!


Yeah them there minorities are just too stupid to vote for the party of racists that openly despises them.
 
2013-06-19 01:18:53 PM  

tripleseven: CNN was infiltrated by the Fox News derpers when Fox News shut down their comments. Yahoo comments as well.


And indeed, the entirety of the Intertubes.
 
2013-06-19 01:19:03 PM  
send the message that bigoted acts of violence have no place in Fairfax County.

Really. Fairfax County is like the modern, sophisticated urbane part of Virginia. I could totally see this happening anywhere else in Virginia, but NOT Nova.
 
2013-06-19 01:19:05 PM  
What is scarier--a muslim in a turban, or a muslim in an american flag outfit??
 
2013-06-19 01:19:43 PM  

Darth Skywalker: And I thought Virginia was for lovers...


it is also for MORANS

Wow, a Muslim cab driver in the DC metro area. Where is my shocked face?
 
2013-06-19 01:19:51 PM  

JesusJuice: This woman is an insane coont, but Muslims brought this on themselves.

If they stop oppressing women, raping children, and murdering everyone, people might have a better image of their faith.


2/10
 
2013-06-19 01:19:52 PM  

Abuse Liability: /southern, and therefore a moron... obviously


Say hi to your mom/sister for me.  She's terrific!  Whoops, gotta go, the cross is going out!

/Virginian
 
2013-06-19 01:20:01 PM  
FTFA "All the while, Crabbe's companion tries to calm her down, telling her that Aden is "a good guy."
"This guy's Muslim. Are you kidding me? Muslim. He's not a good guy," she says to her companion.
The recording concludes as police are about to arrive, with Crabbe continuing to use expletives while berating the driver.
"Do you really feel that way?" her companion asks.
"Yeah, I really feel that way," she replies."


And for our second date.....
 
2013-06-19 01:20:06 PM  
well, I guess I'll to it:
stupidevilbastard.com
 
2013-06-19 01:20:13 PM  

born_yesterday: HeartBurnKid: That bit is technically assault.

Which is the best kind of assault!


Altogether.
 
2013-06-19 01:20:47 PM  

mafiageek1980: Ummm, I didn't go to law school or anything, but is there something (legally) we can do to this biatch for the verbal abuse/racist rants?  I mean, suing ain't  gonna do shiat, but there's GOT to be something that can be done.

Or wait, this the internet. Where's her pic? Does she own a business? *evil thoughts*


A quick search of the interwebs indicates that she graduated from high school in 1981.  No Facebook or Linkedin profile.  I'm thinking it was her 50th birthday and she got carried away.

And Ashburn is the definition of exurb McMansion conformity-ville.
 
2013-06-19 01:21:29 PM  
god damn how sad and pathetic, i feel sorry and sad for these silly asshat islamaphobes
 
2013-06-19 01:21:42 PM  
Tyson's Corner to Ashburn should not cost $50. Something fishy is going on there.
 
2013-06-19 01:21:52 PM  

Missicat: nmrsnr: Let me guess, woman from the boonies calls a cab in Alexandria, right?

::checks article::

That's what I thought.

Once you get away from Alexandria and Fairfax, VA turns deep south real fast.

Came here to say this....Northern Virginia and Southern Virginia should just be divided into two states.
/Alexandria resident...


Yeah, I think they tried something along those lines already.
How did that work out?

/ Mountaineers Are Always Free
 
2013-06-19 01:22:38 PM  

JesusJuice: This woman is an insane coont, but Muslims brought this on themselves.

If they stop oppressing women, raping children, and murdering everyone, people might have a better image of their faith.


That haven't quite murdered everyone.
 
2013-06-19 01:23:00 PM  
Woman sounds belligerent and highly drunk and stupid.  She should be fined heavily based solely on those facts.
 
2013-06-19 01:24:49 PM  

nmrsnr: Let me guess, woman from the boonies calls a cab in Alexandria, right?

::checks article::

That's what I thought.

Once you get away from Alexandria and Fairfax, VA turns deep south real fast.


Actually, it says the destination was Ashburn, the home of $900,000 McMansions inhabited by people who elect  the likes of Bob Marshall and Ken Cuccinelli to office.
 
2013-06-19 01:24:53 PM  

Gergesa: Very Muslim?

Is he super Muslim?

Mega Muslim?

Can he manifest minarets to strike unbelievers with?


What's scarier is that I've heard through some well researched chain emails, is that there are Muslims that are eleventy-one!!1!11!! Muslim. There's no stopping them...
 
2013-06-19 01:25:18 PM  

dv-ous: willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Ignint redneck or moozlim tur'rist?


Without question, the most racist people I know voted Democrat.  "I can say (n bomb (ending in er, not a)) since I voted for one" was repeatedly said in the days and weeks after the 1st election.  Bigots know no sex, age, race, sexual preference, or social/economic backgrounds.

/And this was mainly in Royal Oak, MI.  A slightly less gay/liberal version of San Fran.
 
2013-06-19 01:25:26 PM  

mafiageek1980: Ummm, I didn't go to law school or anything, but is there something (legally) we can do to this biatch for the verbal abuse/racist rants? I mean, suing ain't gonna do shiat, but there's GOT to be something that can be done.


Like locking her up for being a brainwashed moron and staying unpopular and ignorant things? Setting a precedent like that, we'd better add a few hundred million cells to our prison system. Also, we don't get to criticize China anymore.
 
2013-06-19 01:25:37 PM  

nmrsnr: Let me guess, woman from the boonies calls a cab in Alexandria, right?

::checks article::

That's what I thought.

Once you get away from Alexandria and Fairfax, VA turns deep south real fast.


I wouldn;t call Ashburn "the Boonies" , but smack dead in the middle of Northern Va  hell, if my commuter bus' ridership is any indication, the is a VERY large concentration of Indians/Pakistanis/Sikhs etc in Ashburn.  No what this looks like is a very drunk lady who has been a secret bigot for a very long time, finally letting it out.  The shocked reaction of her companion to her rant  speaks volumes
 
2013-06-19 01:25:39 PM  

FormlessOne: MisterRonbo: willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.

[img.fark.net image 850x756]

The reason being, some people are paranoid idiots.

How paranoid is that, given that we now have Christian extremists trying to undermine the government when it comes to everything from education to medicine?


Focus now, we're talking about stereotypes. Would you stereotype all Christians as trying to undermine all of these aspects of government?

And would you say of those who are trying to undermine the government, they operate on stereotypes about Democrats, and about Muslims?

Still want to defend stereotypes as a good thing, and not something the paranoid use to justify their irrational world views?
 
2013-06-19 01:26:35 PM  
Thank goodness Fox News and the Republican party are here, to tell us who to be afraid of. Otherwise, we'd be getting into cabs with Muslim drivers and arriving safely at our destination with no incident.
 
2013-06-19 01:27:26 PM  

MisterRonbo: willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.

[img.fark.net image 850x756]

The reason being, some people are paranoid idiots.


Wait. They might have a point about Scalia.
 
2013-06-19 01:27:54 PM  

DCBuck: Tyson's Corner to Ashburn should not cost $50. Something fishy is going on there.


Yeah, they made him wait outside for 50 mins before getting in the car.  They rung up $17 bucks just from having him wait there for them.

Incidentally, that's also part of the reason they started harassing him.
 
2013-06-19 01:29:04 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: "If anybody hit you, you have the right to defend yourself. Some people might use their hands. Some people might use the book. I'm going to go by the book," said Aden, a Somali native who came to the United States in 1995 and has been a naturalized citizen for more than a decade. "I'm the victim, and I need help from the people, and I need help from the government to get justice."


Congratulations, you'll fit right in here! There's an entire political party dedicated to making sure that you stay that way, so that you'll keep voting for them!

Yeah them there minorities are just too stupid to vote for the party of racists that openly despises them.



Perhaps, but that doesn't make what I'm saying any less accurate.
 
2013-06-19 01:29:07 PM  

BigNumber12: mafiageek1980: Ummm, I didn't go to law school or anything, but is there something (legally) we can do to this biatch for the verbal abuse/racist rants? I mean, suing ain't gonna do shiat, but there's GOT to be something that can be done.

Like locking her up for being a brainwashed moron and staying unpopular and ignorant things? Setting a precedent like that, we'd better add a few hundred million cells to our prison system. Also, we don't get to criticize China anymore.


We wouldn't be allowed to make fun of ignorant imbred hillbilly rednecks or guidos either. It would have to be an equal opportunity anti-butthurt law.
 
2013-06-19 01:29:12 PM  

LL316: dv-ous: willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Ignint redneck or moozlim tur'rist?

Without question, the most racist people I know voted Democrat.  "I can say (n bomb (ending in er, not a)) since I voted for one" was repeatedly said in the days and weeks after the 1st election.  Bigots know no sex, age, race, sexual preference, or social/economic backgrounds.

/And this was mainly in Royal Oak, MI.  A slightly less gay/liberal version of San Fran.


Bullshiat.
 
2013-06-19 01:29:22 PM  

jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.


That's battery , boyo, no matter how mild
 
2013-06-19 01:29:26 PM  

FunkOut: MagicBus: Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?

Don't like Muslims or people of any religion from North Africa/Middle East/Indian region? Paranoid and stupid? Don't take a cab!


I had a nanny like this.  Wanted me to get up at 4 in the morning, during the workweek, to go get her at the airport.  She didnt want to take a flight late sunday night and I pick her up at midnight, becuase well, that would mean less family time for her.

I mentioned she can get a cab, and it was like I had suggested she sell herself or something.
Paranoia about how she doesnt know the cab driver and what he will do.
 
Ant
2013-06-19 01:29:46 PM  

AngryDragon: I'm in a political science class where a young girl just said that the Executive branch should have more power than the other branches of government and should be able to dictate what is in the nation's best interest.


Young people say stupid shiat. Details at 11.

This is nothing new. Chill.
 
2013-06-19 01:29:49 PM  

mooseyfate: What a horrible farking coont. I hope she works for a place that does a lot of international business, and this idiotic bullshiat costs her everything.


I doubt it very much.
 
2013-06-19 01:30:18 PM  

Elegy: The new breed of extremist libertarian college students is what really shocks me. In my 8 years in the higher education system, I met 3 avowed Marxists, 2 of them at the graduate level.

The number of extreme libertarians I met, especially among the younger generation, was almost beyond counting.

I would always ask those kids if they were ok with disbanding the government and giving corporations sovereign powers like taxation, imminent domain, and judicial authority (a la Reedy Creek Improvement District). They almost universally said "yes" without thought.



Where on earth did you go to school?!
 
2013-06-19 01:31:01 PM  
Whatever happened to that "Peace Activist" who sliced that NY cabbies throat?
 
2013-06-19 01:31:13 PM  

DCBuck: Tyson's Corner to Ashburn should not cost $50. Something fishy is going on there.


the waiting outside the restaurant for a long time while the folks who called the cab finished their dinner might have something to do with it.
 
2013-06-19 01:31:17 PM  

Gergesa


Can he manifest minarets to strike unbelievers with?


*boggle*

Do you know what a minaret is?
 
2013-06-19 01:31:20 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I like that her friend is on the fence about their relationship at the end of the call.

Teabaggers are an angry bunch.


I liked this part, too.

"You really feel that way?"

I can picture the "what kind of ignorant biatch did I just spend the evening with" look on his face.
 
2013-06-19 01:31:39 PM  

BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: "If anybody hit you, you have the right to defend yourself. Some people might use their hands. Some people might use the book. I'm going to go by the book," said Aden, a Somali native who came to the United States in 1995 and has been a naturalized citizen for more than a decade. "I'm the victim, and I need help from the people, and I need help from the government to get justice."


Congratulations, you'll fit right in here! There's an entire political party dedicated to making sure that you stay that way, so that you'll keep voting for them!

Yeah them there minorities are just too stupid to vote for the party of racists that openly despises them.


Perhaps, but that doesn't make what I'm saying any less accurate.


No, that part was really stupid and wrong too.
 
2013-06-19 01:32:03 PM  

MagicBus: Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?


From Downtown DC to Ashburn is about 35 miles, there was $20 on the meter when they started  because she made him wait for an hour before riding, and the two toll roads you have to drive to get her home, the Dulles Toll Road and the Greenway  cost $2.and $5.50 respectively.  So she got off pretty cheap
 
2013-06-19 01:32:43 PM  

DCBuck: Tyson's Corner to Ashburn should not cost $50. Something fishy is going on there.


Yeah, you didn't read the article.


/Mystery solved
 
2013-06-19 01:33:45 PM  

Magorn: jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.

That's battery , boyo, no matter how mild


With zero evidence of it actually happening, chum.
 
2013-06-19 01:34:29 PM  

MagicBus: Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?


20 miles.   plus the wait fee.

That being said.. I dont know who takes cabs around there, except to get to the airport.
Everyone else would just hop in their Lexus, if not BMW or better, and go to the Grille and back,
likely taking the $5 private toll road because roads with stoplights are for plebes.
 
2013-06-19 01:34:36 PM  

xoxo: BigNumber12: mafiageek1980: Ummm, I didn't go to law school or anything, but is there something (legally) we can do to this biatch for the verbal abuse/racist rants? I mean, suing ain't gonna do shiat, but there's GOT to be something that can be done.

Like locking her up for being a brainwashed moron and staying unpopular and ignorant things? Setting a precedent like that, we'd better add a few hundred million cells to our prison system. Also, we don't get to criticize China anymore.

We wouldn't be allowed to make fun of ignorant imbred hillbilly rednecks or guidos either. It would have to be an equal opportunity anti-butthurt law.



I know. That's part of my point. We reeeeally don't want laws like that on the books.

Besides, think of the negative consequences of anti-butthurt laws on the entertainment/comedy industry. With that sort of suppression, we'd be just as unfunny as the rest of the world.
 
2013-06-19 01:34:37 PM  
So can somebody explain the difference between the driver being Muslim and "very muslim?" Clearly this is important as he wasn't just muslim bur "very muslim."

Also, why does he need to save up money for a year before blowing himself up?

So many questions.
 
2013-06-19 01:34:53 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: FunkOut: MagicBus: Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?

Don't like Muslims or people of any religion from North Africa/Middle East/Indian region? Paranoid and stupid? Don't take a cab!

I had a nanny like this.  Wanted me to get up at 4 in the morning, during the workweek, to go get her at the airport.  She didnt want to take a flight late sunday night and I pick her up at midnight, becuase well, that would mean less family time for her.

I mentioned she can get a cab, and it was like I had suggested she sell herself or something.
Paranoia about how she doesnt know the cab driver and what he will do.



Or, she was just playing your ass so she wouldn't have to pay for one. Either way, it seems to have worked out for all.
 
2013-06-19 01:35:06 PM  

A Leaf in Fall: What is scarier--a muslim in a turban, or a muslim in an american flag outfit??


Psst: The guy in the turban is Hindu.

Not. The. Same.
 
2013-06-19 01:35:10 PM  
Unfortunately, no amount of legal pursuit can eradicate prejudice and stupidity.
 
2013-06-19 01:35:27 PM  

vernonFL: JesusJuice: This woman is an insane coont, but Muslims brought this on themselves.

If they stop oppressing women, raping children, and murdering everyone, people might have a better image of their faith.

2/10


That's a little high, more like 0.5/10.  Half a point due to getting their current iteration of the religion correct.  What most people don't even bother to learn is that during the dark and middle ages, when christian Europe was dancing around with swords and killing mass quantities of the populace, the muslim nations were the largest centers of learning on the planet.  Their literacy rates were astounding for the time.  Even the European nobility was rarely literate on a functional level.  Granted, both sides had their unwashed masses, and women on both sides were little more than property, but given that, the advances in the sciences and math were astounding.

/not a history major
 
2013-06-19 01:36:10 PM  

jst3p: Magorn: jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.

That's battery , boyo, no matter how mild

With zero evidence of it actually happening, chum.



I think you've confused "the poking was not on the tape viewed by the author" with "the poking was not caught on tape".

/There may be evidence
 
2013-06-19 01:36:12 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: "If anybody hit you, you have the right to defend yourself. Some people might use their hands. Some people might use the book. I'm going to go by the book," said Aden, a Somali native who came to the United States in 1995 and has been a naturalized citizen for more than a decade. "I'm the victim, and I need help from the people, and I need help from the government to get justice."


Congratulations, you'll fit right in here! There's an entire political party dedicated to making sure that you stay that way, so that you'll keep voting for them!

Yeah them there minorities are just too stupid to vote for the party of racists that openly despises them.


Perhaps, but that doesn't make what I'm saying any less accurate.

No, that part was really stupid and wrong too.



Eh. Nobody likes openly acknowledging their Team's faults.
 
2013-06-19 01:36:44 PM  

MisterRonbo: A Leaf in Fall: What is scarier--a muslim in a turban, or a muslim in an american flag outfit??

Psst: The guy in the turban is Hindu.

Not. The. Same.


Or a Sikh.
 
2013-06-19 01:36:57 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

"It's burned into their brains.  Kill Americans.  Kill, kill.  They don't respect human life the way we do.  I'd like to take 'em out and shoot 'em."
 
2013-06-19 01:37:12 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: I can picture the "what kind of ignorant biatch did I just spend the evening with" look on his face.


Poor bastard.  I've worn that look.

/"Lost" her number?  Ooooohhhhh, yes.
 
2013-06-19 01:37:25 PM  
Wait.  She's just concerned that he might do something...and needs monitored by the government 911 system...just in case?  She learned it from you, Uncle Sam.  She learned it from YOU!!!
 
2013-06-19 01:38:17 PM  

monoski: Darth Skywalker: And I thought Virginia was for lovers...

it is also for MORANS

Wow, a Muslim cab driver in the DC metro area. Where is my shocked face?


LOL!
 
2013-06-19 01:38:23 PM  

jaytkay: Reminds me of Annie Jacobsen, the twunt who whipped up hysteria and outrage among right-wingers with her hair-raising story about n commercial flight with several Syrian musicians.

Conservative broadcast her screed as some kind of action-hero survival story.

Normal people know it from Snopes .


The Snopes claim was debunked; anonymous former air marshals who read the news articles confirmed that the actions of the Syrian musicians seemed like a dry run, thus proving the incident to be a dry run.

/That is what anti-muslim activists actually believe.
 
2013-06-19 01:38:26 PM  

jst3p: That's battery , boyo, no matter how mild

With zero evidence of it actually happening, chum.


The cabbie's testimony is evidence that it happened.
 
2013-06-19 01:38:42 PM  

BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: "If anybody hit you, you have the right to defend yourself. Some people might use their hands. Some people might use the book. I'm going to go by the book," said Aden, a Somali native who came to the United States in 1995 and has been a naturalized citizen for more than a decade. "I'm the victim, and I need help from the people, and I need help from the government to get justice."


Congratulations, you'll fit right in here! There's an entire political party dedicated to making sure that you stay that way, so that you'll keep voting for them!

Yeah them there minorities are just too stupid to vote for the party of racists that openly despises them.


Perhaps, but that doesn't make what I'm saying any less accurate.

No, that part was really stupid and wrong too.


Eh. Nobody likes openly acknowledging their Team's faults.


No you're just wrong.

You think very little of people that are different from you, and cannot comprehend politics beyond what you think you're getting out of it.
 
2013-06-19 01:38:51 PM  
 
2013-06-19 01:39:07 PM  

LL316: Without question, the most racist people I know voted Democrat. "I can say (n bomb (ending in er, not a)) since I voted for one" was repeatedly said in the days and weeks after the 1st election. Bigots know no sex, age, race, sexual preference, or social/economic backgrounds. /And this was mainly in Royal Oak, MI. A slightly less gay/liberal version of San Fran.


Totally plausible!

I can't leave the house without some hipster white Democrat saying "n-word, get me a latte" and "nice fixie, n-word!".

/ eyeroll
 
2013-06-19 01:39:37 PM  
It had to be 'very' Muslim.  It must have been that scary Muslim music with all that la la la la's and shrieking that cut her to her core and sent her off the edge.
 
2013-06-19 01:40:31 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x240]

"It's burned into their brains.  Kill Americans.  Kill, kill.  They don't respect human life the way we do.  I'd like to take 'em out and shoot 'em."


+1
 
2013-06-19 01:41:04 PM  

LL316: dv-ous: willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Ignint redneck or moozlim tur'rist?

Without question, the most racist people I know voted Democrat.  "I can say (n bomb (ending in er, not a)) since I voted for one" was repeatedly said in the days and weeks after the 1st election.  Bigots know no sex, age, race, sexual preference, or social/economic backgrounds.

/And this was mainly in Royal Oak, MI.  A slightly less gay/liberal version of San Fran.


0/10 not a single bite.
 
2013-06-19 01:41:24 PM  
jst3p:
Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.

You may want to read up on the definition of assault.
 
2013-06-19 01:41:39 PM  
Muslims are attacked more by extremists then you will ever be.
 
2013-06-19 01:41:57 PM  

MisterRonbo: A Leaf in Fall: What is scarier--a muslim in a turban, or a muslim in an american flag outfit??

Psst: The guy in the turban is Hindu.

Not. The. Same.


Aren't turbans more of a Sikh thing?
 
2013-06-19 01:42:23 PM  

muck4doo: What a Democrat "Peace Activist" might do:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/25/michael-enright-stabbed-c_n _6 94285.html


There is no mention of Democrats or peace activism at your link.

But you knew that already.
 
2013-06-19 01:42:43 PM  

Somacandra: mayIFark: Verbal abuse is protected by 1st amendment, and nothing to say about that,

Not necessarily true at all. Making personal threats is not protected speech in VA.


I suspect the 105 pound waif was not making personal threats to inflict harm.

She sounds like she simply realized that what she did was wrong and instead of apologizing, game up with the first thing she could think of which was to call the cops and claim to be afraid.
 
2013-06-19 01:43:12 PM  

aerojockey: I'm going to go out on a limb and bet alcohol was involved.


"... called to The Capital Grille steakhouse in Tysons Corner in the late-night hours ..."

 Yes, quite possibly.
 
2013-06-19 01:44:13 PM  

muck4doo: Muslims are attacked more by extremists then you will ever be.


Ha.
 
2013-06-19 01:44:31 PM  
Republicans.
 
2013-06-19 01:45:03 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: "If anybody hit you, you have the right to defend yourself. Some people might use their hands. Some people might use the book. I'm going to go by the book," said Aden, a Somali native who came to the United States in 1995 and has been a naturalized citizen for more than a decade. "I'm the victim, and I need help from the people, and I need help from the government to get justice."


Congratulations, you'll fit right in here! There's an entire political party dedicated to making sure that you stay that way, so that you'll keep voting for them!

Yeah them there minorities are just too stupid to vote for the party of racists that openly despises them.


Perhaps, but that doesn't make what I'm saying any less accurate.

No, that part was really stupid and wrong too.


Eh. Nobody likes openly acknowledging their Team's faults.

No you're just wrong.

You think very little of people that are different from you, and cannot comprehend politics beyond what you think you're getting out of it.


Ah, the old "you're wrong, but neither position can be defended with citations, so I'll just shoot to put you on the defensive by calling you a stupid bigot."

Got it.
 
2013-06-19 01:45:30 PM  
I took a cab into DC.  The cabby was from Pakistan.  I was drunk.  He gave me a free pouch of crazy pakistan dip/ chewing tobacco he kept in his glove box.  I ended up accidentally throwing it up/ spitting it out on the WW2 Memorial in front of a lot of people who were horrified by my disrespect.  It was nice of him.  I have trouble not throwing up Skoal.

/CSB
 
2013-06-19 01:45:32 PM  

Fade2black: It's good to see that our nation of snowflakes is now moving up the ladder into adult territory.  And this coming from a right leaning Libertarian...all i can say is, "Grow a farkin pair, woman.  It's a Taxi, not an alley in Fallujah".

*rolls eyes*


I don't know, my SO has to travel internationally for work. The older relatives we have are the MOST WORRIED that he will certainly be killed by Muslims (most of his work is in the Middle East). He'll send a picture of a camel crossing on the road and they comment 'WOW, dirt roads, it must be really terrible there'. and then I write back 'because we don't have any dirt roads here out in the country of Missouri.' (plus the road won't even be dirt, it just has some sand on it- it is just like they are looking for the worst possible thing so they can prove to themselves how SCARY other places are)

Young people all know Muslims (and i live in the Midwest where we are like 10 years behind and things are not very diverse), and realize that just because they are Muslim doesn't change their main concerns about going to school, making money, hanging out with friends.
 
2013-06-19 01:45:34 PM  

jaytkay: muck4doo: What a Democrat "Peace Activist" might do:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/25/michael-enright-stabbed-c_n _6 94285.html

There is no mention of Democrats or peace activism at your link.

But you knew that already.


Deny deny deny

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/08/what_we_know_about _m ichael_enright.php
 
2013-06-19 01:47:00 PM  

jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.


Ya, it is.  It's called assault. When she touched him it became assault and battery.
 
2013-06-19 01:47:36 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: Muslims are attacked more by extremists then you will ever be.

Ha.


Is it not true?
 
2013-06-19 01:48:11 PM  

Raoul Eaton: aerojockey: I'm going to go out on a limb and bet alcohol was involved.

"... called to The Capital Grille steakhouse in Tysons Corner in the late-night hours ..."

 Yes, quite possibly.


In the late-night hours
She cried MUSLIM MUSLIM MUSLIM
With a mujahideen ululation, babe
MUSLIM MUSLIM MUSLIM

// it's a nice day for a brownish wedding
 
2013-06-19 01:48:53 PM  

BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: "If anybody hit you, you have the right to defend yourself. Some people might use their hands. Some people might use the book. I'm going to go by the book," said Aden, a Somali native who came to the United States in 1995 and has been a naturalized citizen for more than a decade. "I'm the victim, and I need help from the people, and I need help from the government to get justice."


Congratulations, you'll fit right in here! There's an entire political party dedicated to making sure that you stay that way, so that you'll keep voting for them!

Yeah them there minorities are just too stupid to vote for the party of racists that openly despises them.


Perhaps, but that doesn't make what I'm saying any less accurate.

No, that part was really stupid and wrong too.


Eh. Nobody likes openly acknowledging their Team's faults.

No you're just wrong.

You think very little of people that are different from you, and cannot comprehend politics beyond what you think you're getting out of it.

Ah, the old "you're wrong, but neither position can be defended with citations, so I'll just shoot to put you on the defensive by calling you a stupid bigot."

Got it.


Well I also pointed out your crass view of personal politics. You think that way so you assume that everyone else does. They don't.

What really helps my case is my being correct.
 
2013-06-19 01:49:26 PM  
Is muck4doo having some sort of mental breakdown?
 
2013-06-19 01:50:16 PM  

muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: Muslims are attacked more by extremists then you will ever be.

Ha.

Is it not true?


Yeah it's true. I was just amused at the notion in light of the article.
 
2013-06-19 01:50:57 PM  
If one can hate Christians so much, what makes you think the the same one can't hate Muslims and Jews with the same passion?
 
2013-06-19 01:51:40 PM  

someonelse: Is muck4doo having some sort of mental breakdown?


Where am I wrong?
 
2013-06-19 01:52:04 PM  

Jake Havechek: It's the Dutch that make me nervous, but they don't drive cabs.


Trance354: vernonFL: JesusJuice: This woman is an insane coont, but Muslims brought this on themselves.

If they stop oppressing women, raping children, and murdering everyone, people might have a better image of their faith.

2/10

That's a little high, more like 0.5/10.  Half a point due to getting their current iteration of the religion correct.  What most people don't even bother to learn is that during the dark and middle ages, when christian Europe was dancing around with swords and killing mass quantities of the populace, the muslim nations were the largest centers of learning on the planet.  Their literacy rates were astounding for the time.  Even the European nobility was rarely literate on a functional level.  Granted, both sides had their unwashed masses, and women on both sides were little more than property, but given that, the advances in the sciences and math were astounding.


Granted, but what useful inventions or advances have come from Islamic society in the LAST two hundred years?

Anything good enough to counter all the suicide bombing and ass-hattery?

Serious question, I'd like to know.
 
2013-06-19 01:53:04 PM  
Dem Thar Mooslims Aar Impedin' An Migh Raghts.
 
2013-06-19 01:53:15 PM  

Trance354: vernonFL: JesusJuice: This woman is an insane coont, but Muslims brought this on themselves.

If they stop oppressing women, raping children, and murdering everyone, people might have a better image of their faith.

2/10

That's a little high, more like 0.5/10.  Half a point due to getting their current iteration of the religion correct.  What most people don't even bother to learn is that during the dark and middle ages, when christian Europe was dancing around with swords and killing mass quantities of the populace, the muslim nations were the largest centers of learning on the planet.  Their literacy rates were astounding for the time.  Even the European nobility was rarely literate on a functional level.  Granted, both sides had their unwashed masses, and women on both sides were little more than property, but given that, the advances in the sciences and math were astounding.

/not a history major


Too bad they're still stuck in that century

/rimshot
 
2013-06-19 01:53:44 PM  

AngryDragon: Fade2black: It's good to see that our nation of snowflakes is now moving up the ladder into adult territory.

It's getting worse too.  I'm in a political science class where a young girl just said that the Executive branch should have more power than the other branches of government and should be able to dictate what is in the nation's best interest.  Privacy and freedom are less important than security because of 9/11.

I REALLY wish I was making that up.  We are breeding a whole generation that is afraid of their own shadow and will be entirely dependent on government.


Well, maybe if those selfish Baby Boomers and lazy Gen Xers would stop being so lazy and selfish and actually attempt to raise their kids, maybe the future kids would also not be lazy and scared like the T.V. who raised them told them to be.

/Everything wrong is someone else's fault!
//Why do my kids not take responsibility?
///Strawman hypocrisy is fun
 
2013-06-19 01:54:01 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: HotWingConspiracy: muck4doo: Muslims are attacked more by extremists then you will ever be.

Ha.

Is it not true?

Yeah it's true. I was just amused at the notion in light of the article.


It's what pisses me off when I see the stupid "Everything I Need To Know About Islam" types.
 
2013-06-19 01:54:12 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: What really helps my case is my being correct.


Do you know who else felt that way?

Hint: Everyone. Not just Hitler.
 
2013-06-19 01:55:42 PM  

jst3p: In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.


She could be charged with making a false 911 call or abuse of the 911 system, as a "very Muslim" cabbie is not an emergency.  You know, if someone wanted to be creative and make an example of this kind of stupidity.
 
2013-06-19 01:57:53 PM  

BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: What really helps my case is my being correct.

Do you know who else felt that way?

Hint: Everyone. Not just Hitler.


And the reverse pseudo meta godwin off the high ropes.  You two keep going. This is fun.


/gets popcorn
 
2013-06-19 01:58:16 PM  

BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: What really helps my case is my being correct.

Do you know who else felt that way?

Hint: Everyone. Not just Hitler.


Well you should relieve yourself of the notion. You have to actually try to not understand voting patterns and our national politics to say such a dumb thing. You endeavor to not get things. This isn't a burden everyone needs to share with you.
 
2013-06-19 01:58:33 PM  
"very Muslim."

He's so Muslim, he shiats IEDs!
 
2013-06-19 01:59:25 PM  

Abuse Liability: And the reverse pseudo meta godwin off the high ropes. You two keep going. This is fun.


Why do you think I keep ignoring my family in order to hang out here?
 
2013-06-19 02:00:04 PM  

LucklessWonder: MisterRonbo: A Leaf in Fall: What is scarier--a muslim in a turban, or a muslim in an american flag outfit??

Psst: The guy in the turban is Hindu.

Not. The. Same.

Aren't turbans more of a Sikh thing?


Sikhs do wear turbans all the time (I think), but when Hindus have important ceremonies like a Hindu wedding the guy is usually wearing some kind of head covering. Or maybe if they were just dressing up they'd wear some kind of head covering. (for example, I wear a dress on Christmas and I'm not a Christian. weird.) Muslims might also have different head coverings that might not really tell you anything about them. That said, there are a variety of head coverings people wear and they don't all necessarily mean a person is a certain religion at all.

http://seattletimes.com/news/lifestyles/links/turbans_27.html
 
2013-06-19 02:00:38 PM  

xoxo: Publicly biatching about Muslims, immigrants and anyone else who isn't white British can get your ass thrown in jail. Maybe that cabbie thought America has similar hurt feelings laws.


Heh, they're so completely and utterly farked...
 
2013-06-19 02:02:41 PM  

groppet: AngryDragon: Fade2black: It's good to see that our nation of snowflakes is now moving up the ladder into adult territory.

It's getting worse too.  I'm in a political science class where a young girl just said that the Executive branch should have more power than the other branches of government and should be able to dictate what is in the nation's best interest.  Privacy and freedom are less important than security because of 9/11.

I REALLY wish I was making that up.  We are breeding a whole generation that is afraid of their own shadow and will be entirely dependent on government.

I was once in a class where someone was shocked the presidents word wasent law and that the legislature and supreme court were not there just to serve at his whim.


Please tell me it wasn't an English class.
 
2013-06-19 02:03:19 PM  
I can't believe that nobody has commented on the real outrage in the story:
According to Aden, the woman was also belligerent about the route to Ashburn, insisting that Aden take the Dulles Airport Access Highway even though the toll-free road is reserved for traffic only to Dulles International Airport.
 
2013-06-19 02:04:00 PM  

LucklessWonder: MisterRonbo: A Leaf in Fall: What is scarier--a muslim in a turban, or a muslim in an american flag outfit??

Psst: The guy in the turban is Hindu.

Not. The. Same.

Aren't turbans more of a Sikh thing?


You are correct.

Us old farts still haven't adjust to that whole 16th century schism.  Kind of like the way I still call Caesar Chavez boulevard Army street.

/off to find an onion for my belt
 
2013-06-19 02:05:17 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: What really helps my case is my being correct.

Do you know who else felt that way?

Hint: Everyone. Not just Hitler.

Well you should relieve yourself of the notion. You have to actually try to not understand voting patterns and our national politics to say such a dumb thing. You endeavor to not get things. This isn't a burden everyone needs to share with you.



You're right. The world is a black-and-white place full of Universal Truths and "right" and "wrong" ideas, and because ideas are immediately and obviously classifiable by everyone as either one or the other, the people defending ideas you don't agree with are just doing so in order to be contrary and make you mad. Right?
 
2013-06-19 02:05:29 PM  
Was he wearing a red bandanna?
 
2013-06-19 02:06:10 PM  

Fade2black: It's good to see that our nation of snowflakes is now moving up the ladder into adult territory.  And this coming from a right leaning Libertarian...all i can say is, "Grow a farkin pair, woman.  It's a Taxi, not an alley in Fallujah".

*rolls eyes*


Like a black guy should if he call a cab and kkk robed driver rolls up right? i mean, not all klansmen are bad people right? just the radicals, not the moderate klansmen
 
2013-06-19 02:07:05 PM  

spidermilk: That said, there are a variety of head coverings people wear and they don't all necessarily mean a person is a certain religion at all.

http://seattletimes.com/news/lifestyles/links/turbans_27.html



They forgot one:

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 02:09:02 PM  

Infernalist: LL316: dv-ous: willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Ignint redneck or moozlim tur'rist?

Without question, the most racist people I know voted Democrat.  "I can say (n bomb (ending in er, not a)) since I voted for one" was repeatedly said in the days and weeks after the 1st election.  Bigots know no sex, age, race, sexual preference, or social/economic backgrounds.

/And this was mainly in Royal Oak, MI.  A slightly less gay/liberal version of San Fran.

Bullshiat.


Southern personal racism has nothing on Northern personal racism
Northern personal racism has nothing on Detroit personal racism

/With some justification (not enough).  Nearest majority-black cities are Detroit, Pontiac, and Flint, and they're all basket cases.  Combine that with the massive segregation (meaning that the only black people a lot of these people see are the idiots on the TV), and they think "Wow, every black person I've seen is lazy and stupid and a thief (because they're the idiots who end up on TV), therefore all black people are that way"
//Mind you, when the 10% Indian, 10% black school has every AP class have the one (same) black kid and about a third to a half Indian kids (except English, which was almost nothing but white girls), that also has an effect.
///No seriously, where were the black kids hiding?  By and large, they weren't in band/choir (25% of the school), they weren't in AP/Honors classes (half of the school), they weren't in languages (Another couple hundred kids), so where were they?  Ok, so maybe 3 of the 4 black kids in my Biology class, the first Honors Science track class, failed out (1 for the 4th time as a 5th-year senior), but still.  You can't expect me to believe they're ALL that stupid.
 
2013-06-19 02:09:34 PM  

BitwiseShift: What a ultra feminine southern belle attention whore pulling her race and gender card might resemble.

[img.fark.net image 400x302]


her invisible dick
 
2013-06-19 02:09:57 PM  
...and the home of the brave!
 
2013-06-19 02:10:18 PM  
Want to know the real difference between Muslim extremist and Christian extremist? Balls. Yeah, I said it. There are more Muslims who have the balls, or the faith/mental illness, to act on their words and threats. Republicans think that abortion is murder and that there are babies being killed everyday by Godless heathens...so they write an op-ed piece, picket a clinic, or repeatedly vote for idiots who will continually bring anti-abortion measures up for a vote knowing that it will never pass. Muslims don't like something? Your ass is gonna feel it. You disrespect GOD or steal from someone, you get whats coming to you.

What you all don't realize is that there are MANY peopl ein the Middle East who share your distain for these atrocious acts and the religious fundamentalism that justifies them. Full disclosure, I work for a television station that broadcasts news exclusively to the Middle East. We have shows on everyday which focus on the other side of these conflicts and the toll that they take on the people. The Arab Spring isn't just about different groups of barbarians duking it out to see who will get to make women wear the least revealing clothing. Its about men and women being fed up with how their government represents them and disregards their interests. The other day a young boy in Syria was killed by three men after he refused to give them coffee from his coffee stand on credit. When they asked, he told them "No one will get coffee on credit. Even if the Prophet Mohammed came down from Heaven, he could not get it." They tortured and killed him for blasphemy. Do you think the father and mother of this child support this kind of barbarism? His brother? His cousins? Do you think that anyone other than those in control, would choose to live life under these conditions? Many of these people are victims and they come to America for a chance to live without the fear of being kidnapped and murdered for blasphemy. But, bigots who associate them with the very people who they have escaped from are victimizing them, again.
 
2013-06-19 02:11:27 PM  
So "Assault" on muslims is now just saying you don't like them? I guess critiquing the behavior of a specific group when specific group has a trend of being violent intolerant assholes is "violence" against them..

Which would explain why they think real violence is alright to do to everyone else, since they obviously have no clue what the word violence means.
 
2013-06-19 02:11:45 PM  

muck4doo: jaytkay: muck4doo: What a Democrat "Peace Activist" might do:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/25/michael-enright-stabbed-c_n _6 94285.html

There is no mention of Democrats or peace activism at your link.

But you knew that already.

Deny deny deny

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/08/what_we_know_about _m ichael_enright.php


Still no democrats or peace activism there... not thinking a "peace activist" would make a documentary about a Marine group named "Home of the Brave"

Nice job lying with a link to the debunking, though. I like it when people make my job easy.
 
2013-06-19 02:13:32 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Want to know the real difference between Muslim extremist and Christian extremist? Balls. Yeah, I said it. There are more Muslims who have the balls, or the faith/mental illness, to act on their words and threats. Republicans think that abortion is murder and that there are babies being killed everyday by Godless heathens...so they write an op-ed piece, picket a clinic, or repeatedly vote for idiots who will continually bring anti-abortion measures up for a vote knowing that it will never pass. Muslims don't like something? Your ass is gonna feel it. You disrespect GOD or steal from someone, you get whats coming to you.

What you all don't realize is that there are MANY peopl ein the Middle East who share your distain for these atrocious acts and the religious fundamentalism that justifies them. Full disclosure, I work for a television station that broadcasts news exclusively to the Middle East. We have shows on everyday which focus on the other side of these conflicts and the toll that they take on the people. The Arab Spring isn't just about different groups of barbarians duking it out to see who will get to make women wear the least revealing clothing. Its about men and women being fed up with how their government represents them and disregards their interests. The other day a young boy in Syria was killed by three men after he refused to give them coffee from his coffee stand on credit. When they asked, he told them "No one will get coffee on credit. Even if the Prophet Mohammed came down from Heaven, he could not get it." They tortured and killed him for blasphemy. Do you think the father and mother of this child support this kind of barbarism? His brother? His cousins? Do you think that anyone other than those in control, would choose to live life under these conditions? Many of these people are victims and they come to America for a chance to live without the fear of being kidnapped and murdered for blasphemy. But, bigots who associate them with the very peop ...


Well said.
 
2013-06-19 02:13:35 PM  

BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: BigNumber12: HotWingConspiracy: What really helps my case is my being correct.

Do you know who else felt that way?

Hint: Everyone. Not just Hitler.

Well you should relieve yourself of the notion. You have to actually try to not understand voting patterns and our national politics to say such a dumb thing. You endeavor to not get things. This isn't a burden everyone needs to share with you.


You're right. The world is a black-and-white place full of Universal Truths and "right" and "wrong" ideas, and because ideas are immediately and obviously classifiable by everyone as either one or the other, the people defending ideas you don't agree with are just doing so in order to be contrary and make you mad. Right?


Wrong again.

My emotional state has no impact on your wrongness.
 
2013-06-19 02:14:12 PM  
 Step one: Get her mailing address.
Step two: Purchase a 48 hour wind up alarm clock and wind that farker right on up.
Step three: Put clock in box with correct acoustics to allow clock to be heard outside the box.
Step four: Add a note saying "Time to pull your head out of your ass, lady"
Step Five: Put "Muslim" writing on the return address.
Step Six: Overnight it to her.
Step seven: Repeat the next day.
Step eight: repeat step seven.
 
2013-06-19 02:14:16 PM  

Pitabred: muck4doo: jaytkay: muck4doo: What a Democrat "Peace Activist" might do:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/25/michael-enright-stabbed-c_n _6 94285.html

There is no mention of Democrats or peace activism at your link.

But you knew that already.

Deny deny deny

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/08/what_we_know_about _m ichael_enright.php

Still no democrats or peace activism there... not thinking a "peace activist" would make a documentary about a Marine group named "Home of the Brave"

Nice job lying with a link to the debunking, though. I like it when people make my job easy.


Deny deny deny
 
2013-06-19 02:15:08 PM  

LL316: And this was mainly in Royal Oak, MI.  A slightly less gay/liberal version of San Fran.


Michigan (or at least the sprawling Detroit metro) seems somewhat unique, in that it's overwhelmingly liberal/democratic, remarkably racially & religiously diverse, and almost entirely segregated. It seems to result in a particularly casual version of racism. From what little I know, it sounds like the DC area is somewhat similar.
 
2013-06-19 02:15:34 PM  

muck4doo: someonelse: Is muck4doo having some sort of mental breakdown?

Where am I wrong?


It's not that. I just thought you might wet yourself if people didn't pay enough attention to your "Democrat peace activist." Now back to your regularly scheduled "Islam cab driver" thread.
 
2013-06-19 02:16:30 PM  

someonelse: muck4doo: someonelse: Is muck4doo having some sort of mental breakdown?

Where am I wrong?

It's not that. I just thought you might wet yourself if people didn't pay enough attention to your "Democrat peace activist." Now back to your regularly scheduled "Islam cab driver" thread.


Deny deny deny
 
2013-06-19 02:17:27 PM  

keytronic: What a maroon moraan

 
2013-06-19 02:17:35 PM  

spidermilk: That said, there are a variety of head coverings people wear and they don't all necessarily mean a person is a certain religion at all.


Six-pack beer holder hats come to mind.
 
2013-06-19 02:17:58 PM  

vudukungfu: Step one: Get her mailing address.
Step two: Purchase a 48 hour wind up alarm clock and wind that farker right on up.
Step three: Put clock in box with correct acoustics to allow clock to be heard outside the box.
Step four: Add a note saying "Time to pull your head out of your ass, lady"
Step Five: Put "Muslim" writing on the return address.
Step Six: Overnight it to her.
Step seven: Repeat the next day.
Step eight: repeat step seven.


Someone says something not in line with your personal political agendas

Harass them!

Congrats you will make a fine slave to your muslim overlords
 
2013-06-19 02:20:07 PM  

atomicmask: vudukungfu: Step one: Get her mailing address.
Step two: Purchase a 48 hour wind up alarm clock and wind that farker right on up.
Step three: Put clock in box with correct acoustics to allow clock to be heard outside the box.
Step four: Add a note saying "Time to pull your head out of your ass, lady"
Step Five: Put "Muslim" writing on the return address.
Step Six: Overnight it to her.
Step seven: Repeat the next day.
Step eight: repeat step seven.

Someone says something not in line with your personal political agendas

Harass them!

Congrats you will make a fine slave to your muslim overlords


Muslims are trying to be your Overlords? What fantasy world are you living in?
 
2013-06-19 02:20:53 PM  
We need a pictutre of said anti-mooslim coont to see if she's hot enough to get jury nullification..
 
2013-06-19 02:21:42 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Want to know the real difference between Muslim extremist and Christian extremist? Balls. Yeah, I said it. There are more Muslims who have the balls, or the faith/mental illness, to act on their words and threats. Republicans think that abortion is murder and that there are babies being killed everyday by Godless heathens...so they write an op-ed piece, picket a clinic, or repeatedly vote for idiots who will continually bring anti-abortion measures up for a vote knowing that it will never pass. Muslims don't like something? Your ass is gonna feel it. You disrespect GOD or steal from someone, you get whats coming to you.

What you all don't realize is that there are MANY peopl ein the Middle East who share your distain for these atrocious acts and the religious fundamentalism that justifies them. Full disclosure, I work for a television station that broadcasts news exclusively to the Middle East. We have shows on everyday which focus on the other side of these conflicts and the toll that they take on the people. The Arab Spring isn't just about different groups of barbarians duking it out to see who will get to make women wear the least revealing clothing. Its about men and women being fed up with how their government represents them and disregards their interests. The other day a young boy in Syria was killed by three men after he refused to give them coffee from his coffee stand on credit. When they asked, he told them "No one will get coffee on credit. Even if the Prophet Mohammed came down from Heaven, he could not get it." They tortured and killed him for blasphemy. Do you think the father and mother of this child support this kind of barbarism? His brother? His cousins? Do you think that anyone other than those in control, would choose to live life under these conditions? Many of these people are victims and they come to America for a chance to live without the fear of being kidnapped and murdered for blasphemy. But, bigots who associate them with the very peop ...


good dhimmi
 
2013-06-19 02:22:28 PM  

muck4doo: atomicmask: vudukungfu: Step one: Get her mailing address.
Step two: Purchase a 48 hour wind up alarm clock and wind that farker right on up.
Step three: Put clock in box with correct acoustics to allow clock to be heard outside the box.
Step four: Add a note saying "Time to pull your head out of your ass, lady"
Step Five: Put "Muslim" writing on the return address.
Step Six: Overnight it to her.
Step seven: Repeat the next day.
Step eight: repeat step seven.

Someone says something not in line with your personal political agendas

Harass them!

Congrats you will make a fine slave to your muslim overlords

Muslims are trying to be your Overlords? What fantasy world are you living in?


Hmm well looking at the article, an entire league of muslims are trying to sue a woman for "violence" against muslims for saying she doesn't like them...

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."
 
2013-06-19 02:22:42 PM  

muck4doo: someonelse: muck4doo: someonelse: Is muck4doo having some sort of mental breakdown?

Where am I wrong?

It's not that. I just thought you might wet yourself if people didn't pay enough attention to your "Democrat peace activist." Now back to your regularly scheduled "Islam cab driver" thread.

Deny deny deny


www.naderlibrary.com

Don't Walk Don't Walk Don't Walk
 
2013-06-19 02:25:01 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Was it this woman?

[img.fark.net image 300x500]


I read elsewhere that she's 41.
 
2013-06-19 02:25:09 PM  
Looks like someone confused 911 with 9/11.
 
2013-06-19 02:27:22 PM  

muck4doo: Muslims are trying to be your Overlords? What fantasy world are you living in?


psst - that's the guy who wants all the muzzies eliminated
 
2013-06-19 02:27:34 PM  

atomicmask: muck4doo: atomicmask: vudukungfu: Step one: Get her mailing address.
Step two: Purchase a 48 hour wind up alarm clock and wind that farker right on up.
Step three: Put clock in box with correct acoustics to allow clock to be heard outside the box.
Step four: Add a note saying "Time to pull your head out of your ass, lady"
Step Five: Put "Muslim" writing on the return address.
Step Six: Overnight it to her.
Step seven: Repeat the next day.
Step eight: repeat step seven.

Someone says something not in line with your personal political agendas

Harass them!

Congrats you will make a fine slave to your muslim overlords

Muslims are trying to be your Overlords? What fantasy world are you living in?

Hmm well looking at the article, an entire league of muslims are trying to sue a woman for "violence" against muslims for saying she doesn't like them...

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."


They are asshats who don't represent the entire Muslim world. It's like like looking at Westboro Baptist Church and saying they represent all Christians. Or looking at Pol Pot and saying he and his followers represent all Atheists. You can play dumb games like that, but I think you should know better.
 
2013-06-19 02:30:13 PM  

muck4doo: atomicmask: muck4doo: atomicmask: vudukungfu: Step one: Get her mailing address.
Step two: Purchase a 48 hour wind up alarm clock and wind that farker right on up.
Step three: Put clock in box with correct acoustics to allow clock to be heard outside the box.
Step four: Add a note saying "Time to pull your head out of your ass, lady"
Step Five: Put "Muslim" writing on the return address.
Step Six: Overnight it to her.
Step seven: Repeat the next day.
Step eight: repeat step seven.

Someone says something not in line with your personal political agendas

Harass them!

Congrats you will make a fine slave to your muslim overlords

Muslims are trying to be your Overlords? What fantasy world are you living in?

Hmm well looking at the article, an entire league of muslims are trying to sue a woman for "violence" against muslims for saying she doesn't like them...

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

They are asshats who don't represent the entire Muslim world. It's like like looking at Westboro Baptist Church and saying they represent all Christians. Or looking at Pol Pot and saying he and his followers represent all Atheists. You can play dumb games like that, but I think you should know better.


Yes yes, not every muslim is like that! Not even the majority right? I mean, most muslims are alright! That is why the muslim brotherhood continue to get elected in most every "arab spring" state in the middle east...its because the majority are NOT voting for sharia law enforcing asshats and they get the office anyway right?
 
2013-06-19 02:33:40 PM  

atomicmask: That is why the muslim brotherhood continue to get elected in most every "arab spring" state in the middle east...its because the majority are NOT voting for sharia law enforcing asshats and they get the office anyway right?


And because 100% of American presidents have been (nominally) Christians, all but one has been white (cue "43.5 presidents have been white" joke), and all of them have favored free-market systems, that means 100% of Americans are Christian, 98% of us are white, and we're all capitalists.

That about right?
 
2013-06-19 02:33:59 PM  

Joe Blowme: good dhimmi


Oh, so you do realize there are "bad" dhimmi.


/Cool
 
2013-06-19 02:37:31 PM  

LucklessWonder: MisterRonbo: A Leaf in Fall: What is scarier--a muslim in a turban, or a muslim in an american flag outfit??

Psst: The guy in the turban is Hindu.

Not. The. Same.

Aren't turbans more of a Sikh thing?


Yes. And Muslims wear those crochet cap things.
 
2013-06-19 02:37:58 PM  

BitwiseShift: What a ultra feminine southern belle attention whore pulling her race and gender card might resemble.

[img.fark.net image 400x302]


img.fark.net
Kill it with fire!!
 
2013-06-19 02:37:59 PM  

atomicmask: muck4doo: atomicmask: muck4doo: atomicmask: vudukungfu: Step one: Get her mailing address.
Step two: Purchase a 48 hour wind up alarm clock and wind that farker right on up.
Step three: Put clock in box with correct acoustics to allow clock to be heard outside the box.
Step four: Add a note saying "Time to pull your head out of your ass, lady"
Step Five: Put "Muslim" writing on the return address.
Step Six: Overnight it to her.
Step seven: Repeat the next day.
Step eight: repeat step seven.

Someone says something not in line with your personal political agendas

Harass them!

Congrats you will make a fine slave to your muslim overlords

Muslims are trying to be your Overlords? What fantasy world are you living in?

Hmm well looking at the article, an entire league of muslims are trying to sue a woman for "violence" against muslims for saying she doesn't like them...

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

They are asshats who don't represent the entire Muslim world. It's like like looking at Westboro Baptist Church and saying they represent all Christians. Or looking at Pol Pot and saying he and his followers represent all Atheists. You can play dumb games like that, but I think you should know better.

Yes yes, not every muslim is like that! Not even the majority right? I mean, most muslims are alright! That is why the muslim brotherhood continue to get elected in most every "arab spring" state in the middle east...its because the majority are NOT voting for sharia law enforcing asshats and they get the office anyway right?


Don't tell me about the Muslim Brotherhood. You aren't telling me anything new. Islam has long been pluralistic, but we are seeing something new that has been brewing for 200 years. Is Turkey being run by a bunch of asshats? Indonesia? I know the foundations of the Muslim Brotherhood. I know who the Ikhwan are. Is Christianity run by the Westboro Baptist Church?
 
2013-06-19 02:49:09 PM  

BigNumber12: mafiageek1980: Ummm, I didn't go to law school or anything, but is there something (legally) we can do to this biatch for the verbal abuse/racist rants? I mean, suing ain't gonna do shiat, but there's GOT to be something that can be done.

Like locking her up for being a brainwashed moron and staying unpopular and ignorant things? Setting a precedent like that, we'd better add a few hundred million cells to our prison system. Also, we don't get to criticize China anymore.


I don't think she should be locked up (there are already too many people in prison) but there's GOT to be some kind of action for her spewing hate and being a coont to someone who is just trying to do a VERY American thing: Work to earn a living.
 
2013-06-19 02:49:38 PM  

Dr Dreidel: atomicmask: That is why the muslim brotherhood continue to get elected in most every "arab spring" state in the middle east...its because the majority are NOT voting for sharia law enforcing asshats and they get the office anyway right?

And because 100% of American presidents have been (nominally) Christians, all but one has been white (cue "43.5 presidents have been white" joke), and all of them have favored free-market systems, that means 100% of Americans are Christian, 98% of us are white, and we're all capitalists.

That about right?


You could say that, if we americans had a constitution that states all Americans have to be white, christian, and capitalist, but we do not.

Islam however has a book that states the behavior of the muslim brotherhood is authorized and supported, and to be apart of islam you have to accept that book as true.

muck4doo: atomicmask: muck4doo: atomicmask: muck4doo: atomicmask: vudukungfu: Step one: Get her mailing address.
Step two: Purchase a 48 hour wind up alarm clock and wind that farker right on up.
Step three: Put clock in box with correct acoustics to allow clock to be heard outside the box.
Step four: Add a note saying "Time to pull your head out of your ass, lady"
Step Five: Put "Muslim" writing on the return address.
Step Six: Overnight it to her.
Step seven: Repeat the next day.
Step eight: repeat step seven.

Someone says something not in line with your personal political agendas

Harass them!

Congrats you will make a fine slave to your muslim overlords

Muslims are trying to be your Overlords? What fantasy world are you living in?

Hmm well looking at the article, an entire league of muslims are trying to sue a woman for "violence" against muslims for saying she doesn't like them...

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

They are asshats who don't represent the entire Muslim world. It's like like looking at Westboro Baptist Church and saying they represent all Christians. Or looking at Pol Pot and saying he and his followers represent all Atheists. You can play dumb games like that, but I think you should know better.

Yes yes, not every muslim is like that! Not even the majority right? I mean, most muslims are alright! That is why the muslim brotherhood continue to get elected in most every "arab spring" state in the middle east...its because the majority are NOT voting for sharia law enforcing asshats and they get the office anyway right?

Don't tell me about the Muslim Brotherhood. You aren't telling me anything new. Islam has long been pluralistic, but we are seeing something new that has been brewing for 200 years. Is Turkey being run by a bunch of asshats? Indonesia? I know the foundations of the Muslim Brotherhood. I know who the Ikhwan are. Is Christianity run by the Westboro Baptist Church?


Really? has it? If I recall Islam has always been about as anti-pluralistic as possible. That whole Shia and Sunni war thing that still rages to this day, with one side oppressing the fark out of the other every chance they get should be proof enough that "pluralistic" islam is bullshiat. Yes, actually, turkey and indonesia ARE being overrun by a bunch of asshats..

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/indonesian-self-confessed-atheist-sentenced -p rison-060003737.html

violence against christians in turkey

http://www.setimes.com/cocoon/setimes/xhtml/en_GB/features/setimes/f ea tures/2008/01/29/feature-02

So your apparent bastions of forward thinking, turkey and indonesia, are actually growing into oppressive shiat holes just like every other middle eastern islam dominated state
 
2013-06-19 02:50:11 PM  

Elegy: groppet: AngryDragon: Fade2black: It's good to see that our nation of snowflakes is now moving up the ladder into adult territory.

It's getting worse too.  I'm in a political science class where a young girl just said that the Executive branch should have more power than the other branches of government and should be able to dictate what is in the nation's best interest.  Privacy and freedom are less important than security because of 9/11.

I REALLY wish I was making that up.  We are breeding a whole generation that is afraid of their own shadow and will be entirely dependent on government.

I was once in a class where someone was shocked the presidents word wasent law and that the legislature and supreme court were not there just to serve at his whim.

That's less shocking to me - its a pretty common attitude among exchange students.

The new breed of extremist libertarian college students is what really shocks me. In my 8 years in the higher education system, I met 3 avowed Marxists, 2 of them at the graduate level.

The number of extreme libertarians I met, especially among the younger generation, was almost beyond counting.

I would always ask those kids if they were ok with disbanding the government and giving corporations sovereign powers like taxation, imminent domain, and judicial authority (a la Reedy Creek Improvement District). They almost universally said "yes" without thought.


Business majors?
 
2013-06-19 02:54:14 PM  

Mock26: The woman is an uneducated, racist coont, but 1st Amendment and all that.


Yip. It isn't there to protect speech we like. If it was then it wouldn't be needed.
 
2013-06-19 02:55:53 PM  

atomicmask: bastions of forward thinking, turkey and indonesia


Turkey: Accidentally stepping on a piece of paper on the street that you later find out had a picture of abba dabba attaboy turkinjerk on it. = execution.
Indonesia: Accidentally saying something offensive because your cheap Berlitz book has a misprint = Execution or a very serious caning.
 
2013-06-19 02:56:50 PM  

atomicmask: Really? has it? If I recall Islam has always been about as anti-pluralistic as possible. That whole Shia and Sunni war thing that still rages to this day, with one side oppressing the fark out of the other every chance they get should be proof enough that "pluralistic" islam is bullshiat. Yes, actually, turkey and indonesia ARE being overrun by a bunch of asshats..

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/indonesian-self-confessed-atheist-sentenced -p rison-060003737.html

violence against christians in turkey

http://www.setimes.com/cocoon/setimes/xhtml/en_GB/features/setimes/f ea tures/2008/01/29/feature-02

So your apparent bastions of forward thinking, turkey and indonesia, are actually growing into oppressive shiat holes just like every other middle eastern islam dominated state


So you ignore over 1300 years of history. What is your final solution to the Islam problem in your head?
 
2013-06-19 02:58:36 PM  
FTFA: Interspersed are multiple obscenities directed at Aden, including more than a dozen uses of the F-word, according to the recording.

Classy!
 
2013-06-19 02:59:11 PM  
All the while, Crabbe's companion tries to calm her down, telling her that Aden is "a good guy."

"This guy's Muslim. Are you kidding me? Muslim. He's not a good guy," she says to her companion.

The recording concludes as police are about to arrive, with Crabbe continuing to use expletives while berating the driver.

"Do you really feel that way?" her companion asks.

"Yeah, I really feel that way," she replies.


Sounds like they won't be having dinner together again.
 
2013-06-19 03:00:34 PM  
So thats what happened to that Tracy Kerlee "lady".

Every time she made that constipation-face I wanted to reach through the screen and smack the shiat out of her.
 
2013-06-19 03:01:56 PM  

muck4doo: atomicmask: Really? has it? If I recall Islam has always been about as anti-pluralistic as possible. That whole Shia and Sunni war thing that still rages to this day, with one side oppressing the fark out of the other every chance they get should be proof enough that "pluralistic" islam is bullshiat. Yes, actually, turkey and indonesia ARE being overrun by a bunch of asshats..

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/indonesian-self-confessed-atheist-sentenced -p rison-060003737.html

violence against christians in turkey

http://www.setimes.com/cocoon/setimes/xhtml/en_GB/features/setimes/f ea tures/2008/01/29/feature-02

So your apparent bastions of forward thinking, turkey and indonesia, are actually growing into oppressive shiat holes just like every other middle eastern islam dominated state

So you ignore over 1300 years of history. What is your final solution to the Islam problem in your head?


Ignoring over 1300 years of history? You mean like the ottoman turks expansion into europe and conversion/enslavement of christians?
 
2013-06-19 03:02:37 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 03:04:36 PM  

atomicmask: muck4doo: atomicmask: Really? has it? If I recall Islam has always been about as anti-pluralistic as possible. That whole Shia and Sunni war thing that still rages to this day, with one side oppressing the fark out of the other every chance they get should be proof enough that "pluralistic" islam is bullshiat. Yes, actually, turkey and indonesia ARE being overrun by a bunch of asshats..

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/indonesian-self-confessed-atheist-sentenced -p rison-060003737.html

violence against christians in turkey

http://www.setimes.com/cocoon/setimes/xhtml/en_GB/features/setimes/f ea tures/2008/01/29/feature-02

So your apparent bastions of forward thinking, turkey and indonesia, are actually growing into oppressive shiat holes just like every other middle eastern islam dominated state

So you ignore over 1300 years of history. What is your final solution to the Islam problem in your head?

Ignoring over 1300 years of history? You mean like the ottoman turks expansion into europe and conversion/enslavement of christians?


Never mind. I see you have no idea of what you are talking about. Only the bigoted things that have been taught to you seem to have stuck.
 
2013-06-19 03:04:55 PM  

atomicmask: Dr Dreidel: atomicmask: That is why the muslim brotherhood continue to get elected in most every "arab spring" state in the middle east...its because the majority are NOT voting for sharia law enforcing asshats and they get the office anyway right?

And because 100% of American presidents have been (nominally) Christians, all but one has been white (cue "43.5 presidents have been white" joke), and all of them have favored free-market systems, that means 100% of Americans are Christian, 98% of us are white, and we're all capitalists.

That about right?

You could say that, if we americans had a constitution that states all Americans have to be white, christian, and capitalist, but we do not.


Which is worse - de facto religious oppression, or de jure? (I say neither, but at least in the former case, the law doesn't specifically allow it. There's a chance for progress.)
 
2013-06-19 03:06:04 PM  

muck4doo: atomicmask: muck4doo: atomicmask: Really? has it? If I recall Islam has always been about as anti-pluralistic as possible. That whole Shia and Sunni war thing that still rages to this day, with one side oppressing the fark out of the other every chance they get should be proof enough that "pluralistic" islam is bullshiat. Yes, actually, turkey and indonesia ARE being overrun by a bunch of asshats..

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/indonesian-self-confessed-atheist-sentenced -p rison-060003737.html

violence against christians in turkey

http://www.setimes.com/cocoon/setimes/xhtml/en_GB/features/setimes/f ea tures/2008/01/29/feature-02

So your apparent bastions of forward thinking, turkey and indonesia, are actually growing into oppressive shiat holes just like every other middle eastern islam dominated state

So you ignore over 1300 years of history. What is your final solution to the Islam problem in your head?

Ignoring over 1300 years of history? You mean like the ottoman turks expansion into europe and conversion/enslavement of christians?

Never mind. I see you have no idea of what you are talking about. Only the bigoted things that have been taught to you seem to have stuck.


So you bring up history pretending that the history of islam is some glorious peaceful la la hand holding thing, yet ignoring the expansionist violent totalitarian slavers aspect of it?
 
2013-06-19 03:12:01 PM  

vudukungfu: Step one: Get her mailing address.
Step two: Purchase a 48 hour wind up alarm clock and wind that farker right on up.
Step three: Put clock in box with correct acoustics to allow clock to be heard outside the box.
Step four: Add a note saying "Time to pull your head out of your ass, lady"
Step Five: Put "Muslim" writing on the return address.
Step Six: Overnight it to her.
Step seven: Repeat the next day.
Step eight: repeat step seven.


Step nine: Homeland Security spends a year investigating you and then chatting you up.  Since city blocks get closed down due to sealed boxes full of candy on steps sometimes.
 
2013-06-19 03:12:02 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: jst3p: Magorn: jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.

That's battery , boyo, no matter how mild

With zero evidence of it actually happening, chum.


I think you've confused "the poking was not on the tape viewed by the author" with "the poking was not caught on tape".

/There may be evidence


So in your mind it is likely that there is somehow audio evidence of this poking on tape and it just wasn't released to the AP?
 
2013-06-19 03:15:43 PM  

Trance354: vernonFL: JesusJuice: This woman is an insane coont, but Muslims brought this on themselves.

If they stop oppressing women, raping children, and murdering everyone, people might have a better image of their faith.

2/10

That's a little high, more like 0.5/10.  Half a point due to getting their current iteration of the religion correct.  What most people don't even bother to learn is that during the dark and middle ages, when christian Europe was dancing around with swords and killing mass quantities of the populace, the muslim nations were the largest centers of learning on the planet.  Their literacy rates were astounding for the time.  Even the European nobility was rarely literate on a functional level.  Granted, both sides had their unwashed masses, and women on both sides were little more than property, but given that, the advances in the sciences and math were astounding.

/not a history major


That's great and all and while I certainly don't agree with the OP, you do know that things have changed a great deal and the conversation is not about what was but what is, right?

That said, your typical religious person is pretty harmless.
 
2013-06-19 03:19:02 PM  
www.dorothynelson.com
 
2013-06-19 03:21:55 PM  

someonelse: Is muck4doo having some sort of mental breakdown?


Maybe. I've seen this before from him. Just watch, he's usually got a point. I'm not yet sure what it is but I keep scrolling down to find it. It's often a pretty valid point actually.
 
2013-06-19 03:26:45 PM  

jst3p: DROxINxTHExWIND: jst3p: Magorn: jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.

That's battery , boyo, no matter how mild

With zero evidence of it actually happening, chum.


I think you've confused "the poking was not on the tape viewed by the author" with "the poking was not caught on tape".

/There may be evidence

So in your mind it is likely that there is somehow audio evidence of this poking on tape and it just wasn't released to the AP?



Yes. Yes, there is.


/thought the tape was video
//hangs head down
 
2013-06-19 03:28:11 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: jst3p: DROxINxTHExWIND: jst3p: Magorn: jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.

That's battery , boyo, no matter how mild

With zero evidence of it actually happening, chum.


I think you've confused "the poking was not on the tape viewed by the author" with "the poking was not caught on tape".

/There may be evidence

So in your mind it is likely that there is somehow audio evidence of this poking on tape and it just wasn't released to the AP?


Yes. Yes, there is.


/thought the tape was video
//hangs head down


Happens to the best of us, you are OK with me still.
 
2013-06-19 03:28:31 PM  

BigNumber12: Elegy: The new breed of extremist libertarian college students is what really shocks me. In my 8 years in the higher education system, I met 3 avowed Marxists, 2 of them at the graduate level.

The number of extreme libertarians I met, especially among the younger generation, was almost beyond counting.

I would always ask those kids if they were ok with disbanding the government and giving corporations sovereign powers like taxation, imminent domain, and judicial authority (a la Reedy Creek Improvement District). They almost universally said "yes" without thought.


Where on earth did you go to school?!


Deep South. Bastion of muh freedoms.
 
2013-06-19 03:36:13 PM  

atomicmask: muck4doo: atomicmask: muck4doo: atomicmask: Really? has it? If I recall Islam has always been about as anti-pluralistic as possible. That whole Shia and Sunni war thing that still rages to this day, with one side oppressing the fark out of the other every chance they get should be proof enough that "pluralistic" islam is bullshiat. Yes, actually, turkey and indonesia ARE being overrun by a bunch of asshats..

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/indonesian-self-confessed-atheist-sentenced -p rison-060003737.html

violence against christians in turkey

http://www.setimes.com/cocoon/setimes/xhtml/en_GB/features/setimes/f ea tures/2008/01/29/feature-02

So your apparent bastions of forward thinking, turkey and indonesia, are actually growing into oppressive shiat holes just like every other middle eastern islam dominated state

So you ignore over 1300 years of history. What is your final solution to the Islam problem in your head?

Ignoring over 1300 years of history? You mean like the ottoman turks expansion into europe and conversion/enslavement of christians?

Never mind. I see you have no idea of what you are talking about. Only the bigoted things that have been taught to you seem to have stuck.

So you bring up history pretending that the history of islam is some glorious peaceful la la hand holding thing, yet ignoring the expansionist violent totalitarian slavers aspect of it?


History isn't your strong point, is it? Read up. People accepted Islam because it was inclusive of the cultures it spread to. You have the Wahhabist version of Islam in your head and make it out to be all Islam. Islam accepted learning from all cultures including Al-Gebra, as well as much astronomy as we know it today, and many great works of literature. The demise of the Islamic world had much more to do with the Mongolian invasion, and the roads to the East being blocked off from the Western World. Why do you think Columbus was trying to find a new way to the Indies? Read up on what the Ottomans actually did other than what they taught you at vacation Bible school.

/Christian
 
2013-06-19 03:42:58 PM  
 serpent_sky: She could be charged with making a false 911 call or abuse of the 911 system, as a "very Muslim" cabbie is not an emergency.

Unlikely.  It was not a false 911 call.  The cabbie stopped.   I'm sure if a cabbie pulled the car over and turned around and looked at your mom with a stare, mom might be scared too.

I am not saying she wasnt trying to cover her own ass for being a biatch..
She can claim he turned around and went waddle waddle waddle with his tongue and she thought she would be raped.  There is as much evidence for that as there is of her poking him with her finger.
 
2013-06-19 03:49:53 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: serpent_sky: She could be charged with making a false 911 call or abuse of the 911 system, as a "very Muslim" cabbie is not an emergency.

Unlikely.  It was not a false 911 call.  The cabbie stopped.   I'm sure if a cabbie pulled the car over and turned around and looked at your mom with a stare, mom might be scared too.

I am not saying she wasnt trying to cover her own ass for being a biatch..
She can claim he turned around and went waddle waddle waddle with his tongue and she thought she would be raped.  There is as much evidence for that as there is of her poking him with her finger.


Yeah this is my take, based on the little evidence I have seen.

Woman gets in cab and is a complete biatch, a horrible person, goes on a bigoted rant about Mooslums.
Guy gets sick of hearing it and pulls over, calls cops.
Woman says "Oh, you are calling the cops? No I AM CALLING THE COPS!"
Muslim civil rights group gets involved and tells him, "Well, there really was no crime committed if she didn't make physical contact with you."
Cabbie all of the sudden "remembers" that she poked him several times.

Just my theory.
 
2013-06-19 03:51:56 PM  
I see atomicmask has come and blessed us with his islamophobic rants.
 
2013-06-19 03:55:59 PM  

Elegy: Deep South. Bastion of muh freedoms.


I thought that might be the case. Universities in most of the rest of the country seem to produce more Marxists than libertarians.
 
2013-06-19 03:56:08 PM  

Almost Everybody Poops: I see atomicmask has come and blessed us with his islamophobic rants.


Want some popcorn? I got plenty to share! Types like him are merely "amusing" to me. The problem is, there are too many types (see subject in the article) like atomicmask out there.
 
2013-06-19 03:57:52 PM  
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."

So let me see if I understand this correctly. There's "Muslim", "sort-of Muslim", "pretty Muslim", "very Muslim" and finally "really Muslim" (?).
 
2013-06-19 04:00:07 PM  

muck4doo: atomicmask: Really? has it? If I recall Islam has always been about as anti-pluralistic as possible. That whole Shia and Sunni war thing that still rages to this day, with one side oppressing the fark out of the other every chance they get should be proof enough that "pluralistic" islam is bullshiat. Yes, actually, turkey and indonesia ARE being overrun by a bunch of asshats..

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/indonesian-self-confessed-atheist-sentenced -p rison-060003737.html

violence against christians in turkey

http://www.setimes.com/cocoon/setimes/xhtml/en_GB/features/setimes/f ea tures/2008/01/29/feature-02

So your apparent bastions of forward thinking, turkey and indonesia, are actually growing into oppressive shiat holes just like every other middle eastern islam dominated state

So you ignore over 1300 years of history. What is your final solution to the Islam problem in your head?


outlaw it like nazis' are in germany
 
2013-06-19 04:03:42 PM  

Joe Blowme: muck4doo: atomicmask: Really? has it? If I recall Islam has always been about as anti-pluralistic as possible. That whole Shia and Sunni war thing that still rages to this day, with one side oppressing the fark out of the other every chance they get should be proof enough that "pluralistic" islam is bullshiat. Yes, actually, turkey and indonesia ARE being overrun by a bunch of asshats..

http://ph.news.yahoo.com/indonesian-self-confessed-atheist-sentenced -p rison-060003737.html

violence against christians in turkey

http://www.setimes.com/cocoon/setimes/xhtml/en_GB/features/setimes/f ea tures/2008/01/29/feature-02

So your apparent bastions of forward thinking, turkey and indonesia, are actually growing into oppressive shiat holes just like every other middle eastern islam dominated state

So you ignore over 1300 years of history. What is your final solution to the Islam problem in your head?

outlaw it like nazis' are in germany


we were on vacation from 1935 -1945. There was punch and pie.
 
2013-06-19 04:21:27 PM  

vudukungfu: Step one: Get her mailing address.
Step two: Purchase a 48 hour wind up alarm clock and wind that farker right on up.
Step three: Put clock in box with correct acoustics to allow clock to be heard outside the box.
Step four: Add a note saying "Time to pull your head out of your ass, lady"
Step Five: Put "Muslim" writing on the return address.
Step Six: Overnight it to her.
Step seven: Repeat the next day.
Step eight: repeat step seven.


Can I use my own junkmail (address redacted, naturally) as packing material?  Kill two annoying birds with one stone?
 
2013-06-19 04:38:55 PM  

offmymeds: In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."

So let me see if I understand this correctly. There's "Muslim", "sort-of Muslim", "pretty Muslim", "very Muslim" and finally "really Muslim" (?).


Of course.  There is the:
Christian went when he was a kid, like Timmie McVey
Christian who goes on easter and christmas because mom says so.
Christian who goes each week because if he doesnt take his kids to sunday school, mom wont sleep with him.
Christian who goes each week
Christian who goes to abortion protests
Christian who goes to funeral protests.

The first, are used by apologists that like to say 'why arent you eyeballing christians at airports too, Christians bomb things too, like mcVey!'   the last is used by people saying, 'why are you all so hateful?'.
 
2013-06-19 04:39:07 PM  

MagicBus: Two questions:

1. Are there any cab drivers who  aren't Muslim? Or at least Middle Eastern or African?

2. How far was she going that the cab ride was $50 and only took her part of the way?


There are, but they need these:

www.therpf.com

/best character in that movie.
 
2013-06-19 04:59:07 PM  

BigNumber12: Universities in most of the rest of the country seem to produce more Marxists than libertarian


Sure, using the AM radio definition of Marxist - "Not a teabagger"
 
2013-06-19 05:10:55 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: Christian went when he was a kid, like Timmie McVey


Tim McVeigh like much of the militia/white power movement, was a follower of Christian Identity. He based his whole life around their favorite book, The Turner Diaries.

And you neglected to mention the Klan, an explicitly Christian organization.
 
2013-06-19 05:13:34 PM  

jaytkay: Nutsac_Jim: Christian went when he was a kid, like Timmie McVey

Tim McVeigh like much of the militia/white power movement, was a follower of Christian Identity. He based his whole life around their favorite book, The Turner Diaries.

And you neglected to mention the Klan, an explicitly Christian organization.


It isn't a Christian organization. It's a nutjob organization. Don't act like atomicmask.
 
2013-06-19 05:19:07 PM  

muck4doo: It isn't a Christian organization. It's a nutjob organization.


Lot of crossover in those Venn diagrams....

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img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 05:24:24 PM  

offmymeds: In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."

So let me see if I understand this correctly. There's "Muslim", "sort-of Muslim", "pretty Muslim", "very Muslim" and finally "really Muslim" (?).


Nonono.  It's "sort-of Muslim", "pretty Muslim", "Muslim" (also "definitely Muslim"), "really Muslim", "very Muslim", and the rarely seen "really very Muslim".

I think.  You might have been right about "very" being before "really", though.
 
2013-06-19 05:29:42 PM  

keytronic: What a maroon


If she's that afraid of people who are different, maybe she should be kept in protective custody, until this whole thing blows over.  Say 10 years, maybe 20, just to be sure.  You know, for her safety.
 
2013-06-19 05:31:24 PM  

willfullyobscure: Stereotypes exist for a reason.


So we can quickly identify the bigots and laugh at their stupidity?  It's nice, really, saves time, we can dismiss you as cowardly cranks and then get on with our days.
 
2013-06-19 05:38:34 PM  

Gergesa: Very Muslim?

Is he super Muslim?

Mega Muslim?

Can he manifest minarets to strike unbelievers with?


Yes, but the Sharif doesn't like that.
 
2013-06-19 05:51:12 PM  

jaytkay: And you neglected to mention the Klan, an explicitly Christian organization.


muck4doo: It isn't a Christian organization.


I'm not linking to it, but here's the motto at THE TOP OF THE PAGE a Klan web site.: "Bringing a Message of Hope and Deliverance to White Christian America!"
 

Here's another: "The White Camelia Knights of the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian Identity Klan"
 
2013-06-19 05:54:11 PM  

jaytkay: BigNumber12: Universities in most of the rest of the country seem to produce more Marxists than libertarian

Sure, using the AM radio definition of Marxist - "Not a teabagger"


I went to CU Boulder, which may be contributing to my perspective. Where did you go?
 
2013-06-19 06:00:15 PM  

BitwiseShift: What a ultra feminine southern belle attention whore pulling her race and gender card might resemble.


Wow Dude, turn off the TV, climb the stairs and go outside
 
2013-06-19 06:01:10 PM  

offmymeds: In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."

So let me see if I understand this correctly. There's "Muslim", "sort-of Muslim", "pretty Muslim", "very Muslim" and finally "really Muslim" (?).


I'm picturing a bigoted version of the "Smiley Face" wall chart doctors use for kids to describe how much pain they're feeling on a scale from 1-10.
 
2013-06-19 06:03:18 PM  

BigNumber12: jaytkay: BigNumber12: Universities in most of the rest of the country seem to produce more Marxists than libertarian

Sure, using the AM radio definition of Marxist - "Not a teabagger"

I went to CU Boulder, which may be contributing to my perspective. Where did you go?


The idea that Marxists exist in any significant number in the US, and that they have an iota of influence here is, to put it kindly, stupid.

On the other hand, libertarians (or more accurately, "libertarians"), pollute most of the political discourse. And self-styled libertarians can be found in elected positions at all levels of government.
 
2013-06-19 06:04:12 PM  

BigNumber12: "If anybody hit you, you have the right to defend yourself. Some people might use their hands. Some people might use the book. I'm going to go by the book," said Aden, a Somali native who came to the United States in 1995 and has been a naturalized citizen for more than a decade. "I'm the victim, and I need help from the people, and I need help from the government to get justice."


Congratulations, you'll fit right in here! There's an entire political party dedicated to making sure that you stay that way, so that you'll keep voting for them!


Yes, but the Republican Party doesn't like Muslims.
 
2013-06-19 06:22:33 PM  

jaytkay: jaytkay: And you neglected to mention the Klan, an explicitly Christian organization.

muck4doo: It isn't a Christian organization.

I'm not linking to it, but here's the motto at THE TOP OF THE PAGE a Klan web site.: "Bringing a Message of Hope and Deliverance to White Christian America!"
 

Here's another: "The White Camelia Knights of the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian Identity Klan"


Do you think Al-Qaeda also speaks for all Muslims? Should I assume Pol Pot and Stalin also speak for all Atheists?
 
2013-06-19 06:27:25 PM  

jaytkay: BigNumber12: jaytkay: BigNumber12: Universities in most of the rest of the country seem to produce more Marxists than libertarian

Sure, using the AM radio definition of Marxist - "Not a teabagger"

I went to CU Boulder, which may be contributing to my perspective. Where did you go?

The idea that Marxists exist in any significant number in the US, and that they have an iota of influence here is, to put it kindly, stupid.

On the other hand, libertarians (or more accurately, "libertarians"), pollute most of the political discourse. And self-styled libertarians can be found in elected positions at all levels of government.



Fair enough. I'll scale back and say that Universities produce more self-styled Socialists than Libertarians.
 
2013-06-19 06:34:33 PM  

muck4doo: jaytkay: jaytkay: And you neglected to mention the Klan, an explicitly Christian organization.

muck4doo: It isn't a Christian organization.

I'm not linking to it, but here's the motto at THE TOP OF THE PAGE a Klan web site.: "Bringing a Message of Hope and Deliverance to White Christian America!"
 

Here's another: "The White Camelia Knights of the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian Identity Klan"

Do you think Al-Qaeda also speaks for all Muslims? Should I assume Pol Pot and Stalin also speak for all Atheists?


Just stop. Being obtuse isn't clever. It's not cute. It's not smart. It just makes you look like an asshole.
 
2013-06-19 06:40:16 PM  

jaytkay: muck4doo: jaytkay: jaytkay: And you neglected to mention the Klan, an explicitly Christian organization.

muck4doo: It isn't a Christian organization.

I'm not linking to it, but here's the motto at THE TOP OF THE PAGE a Klan web site.: "Bringing a Message of Hope and Deliverance to White Christian America!"
 

Here's another: "The White Camelia Knights of the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian Identity Klan"

Do you think Al-Qaeda also speaks for all Muslims? Should I assume Pol Pot and Stalin also speak for all Atheists?

Just stop. Being obtuse isn't clever. It's not cute. It's not smart. It just makes you look like an asshole.


Stop being an asshole and equating Christians with the KKK. Then I'll stop assuming that Pol Pot speaks for you and your killing fields.
 
2013-06-19 06:48:47 PM  
How does one judge "very Muslim"?  What is the metric?  Height? Weight? Korans per ft2?
 
2013-06-19 06:53:33 PM  

BSABSVR: How does one judge "very Muslim"?  What is the metric?  Height? Weight? Korans per ft2?


Ask someone like jst3p or atomicmask. They are pretty good at making blanket statements.
 
2013-06-19 06:54:18 PM  

muck4doo: BSABSVR: How does one judge "very Muslim"?  What is the metric?  Height? Weight? Korans per ft2?

Ask someone like jst3p or atomicmask. They are pretty good at making blanket statements.


Huh?
 
2013-06-19 06:55:34 PM  

jst3p: muck4doo: BSABSVR: How does one judge "very Muslim"?  What is the metric?  Height? Weight? Korans per ft2?

Ask someone like jst3p or atomicmask. They are pretty good at making blanket statements.

Huh?


Have no more funny pictures to post?
 
2013-06-19 06:56:41 PM  

muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: BSABSVR: How does one judge "very Muslim"?  What is the metric?  Height? Weight? Korans per ft2?

Ask someone like jst3p or atomicmask. They are pretty good at making blanket statements.

Huh?

Have no more funny pictures to post?


Oh, you think referencing a Venn diagram is making a blanket statement? You are officially stupid.
 
2013-06-19 07:00:21 PM  

jst3p: muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: BSABSVR: How does one judge "very Muslim"?  What is the metric?  Height? Weight? Korans per ft2?

Ask someone like jst3p or atomicmask. They are pretty good at making blanket statements.

Huh?

Have no more funny pictures to post?

Oh, you think referencing a Venn diagram is making a blanket statement? You are officially stupid.


And you are officially a bigot.

/I can make "Official" statements too.
 
2013-06-19 07:03:10 PM  
Hey, anyone else want to be an official? It's official day!
 
2013-06-19 07:11:53 PM  

muck4doo: Hey, anyone else want to be an official? It's official day!


*waves hand* Me! I'm feeling left out.

By the way, I figured you had a point.
 
2013-06-19 07:23:45 PM  

UnspokenVoice: muck4doo: Hey, anyone else want to be an official? It's official day!

*waves hand* Me! I'm feeling left out.

By the way, I figured you had a point.


Blanket statements are easy to make. It's the reasoning of the ignorant. It doesn't matter if it is against Muslims, Christians, The South, Chinese, or Atheists. What pisses me off is when I see people making blanket statements against Muslims, and someone thinks they are clever by doing the same against Christians. The same can be done against Atheists or any other group. It doesn't help anything, and only fuels more animosity.
 
2013-06-19 07:25:55 PM  

ten foiled hats: offmymeds: In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."

So let me see if I understand this correctly. There's "Muslim", "sort-of Muslim", "pretty Muslim", "very Muslim" and finally "really Muslim" (?).

Nonono.  It's "sort-of Muslim", "pretty Muslim", "Muslim" (also "definitely Muslim"), "really Muslim", "very Muslim", and the rarely seen "really very Muslim".

I think.  You might have been right about "very" being before "really", though.


Maybe it could be simplified to "Muslim", "Muslimer", "Muslimest".

In other words, "Muslim", "more Muslim", "the most Muslim".
 
2013-06-19 07:30:25 PM  
Mewling Quim!
 
2013-06-19 07:31:30 PM  

muck4doo: UnspokenVoice: muck4doo: Hey, anyone else want to be an official? It's official day!

*waves hand* Me! I'm feeling left out.

By the way, I figured you had a point.

Blanket statements are easy to make. It's the reasoning of the ignorant. It doesn't matter if it is against Muslims, Christians, The South, Chinese, or Atheists. What pisses me off is when I see people making blanket statements against Muslims, and someone thinks they are clever by doing the same against Christians. The same can be done against Atheists or any other group. It doesn't help anything, and only fuels more animosity.


In other words, don't counter bigotry with more bigotry.
 
2013-06-19 07:49:32 PM  

muck4doo: muck4doo: UnspokenVoice: muck4doo: Hey, anyone else want to be an official? It's official day!

*waves hand* Me! I'm feeling left out.

By the way, I figured you had a point.

Blanket statements are easy to make. It's the reasoning of the ignorant. It doesn't matter if it is against Muslims, Christians, The South, Chinese, or Atheists. What pisses me off is when I see people making blanket statements against Muslims, and someone thinks they are clever by doing the same against Christians. The same can be done against Atheists or any other group. It doesn't help anything, and only fuels more animosity.

In other words, don't counter bigotry with more bigotry.


Yeah, it took me a while to figure out what your message was. You usually have one thus I have you favorited. I'm still not an official anything yet though so I'm disappointed. ;)
 
2013-06-19 07:58:41 PM  

offmymeds: ten foiled hats: offmymeds: In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."

So let me see if I understand this correctly. There's "Muslim", "sort-of Muslim", "pretty Muslim", "very Muslim" and finally "really Muslim" (?).

Nonono.  It's "sort-of Muslim", "pretty Muslim", "Muslim" (also "definitely Muslim"), "really Muslim", "very Muslim", and the rarely seen "really very Muslim".

I think.  You might have been right about "very" being before "really", though.

Maybe it could be simplified to "Muslim", "Muslimer", "Muslimest".

In other words, "Muslim", "more Muslim", "the most Muslim".


I'd love to hear this biatch- "I'm very scared!  He's Muslimer!", or whatever she was babbling.
 
2013-06-19 08:02:12 PM  

Phins: So can somebody explain the difference between the driver being Muslim and "very muslim?" Clearly this is important as he wasn't just muslim bur "very muslim."

Also, why does he need to save up money for a year before blowing himself up?

So many questions.

Well I'm no Pocket Ninja but I'll give it a whirl.

You can tell the difference between Muslim, Very Muslim, VERY Muslim, SUPER Muslim and Fartbama level Muslim by the number of Turbans and or Burkas they're wearing. If you see a Muslim wearing two turbans then walk, don't run the other way, three turbans means get out of line of sight ASAP. Any more than three and you might as well bend over and kiss your ass goodbye 'cause they likely already exploded from the extreme concentration of Turbanium.

As to saving up money...  bombs don't grow on trees. Duh.
 
2013-06-19 08:06:51 PM  

muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: BSABSVR: How does one judge "very Muslim"?  What is the metric?  Height? Weight? Korans per ft2?

Ask someone like jst3p or atomicmask. They are pretty good at making blanket statements.

Huh?

Have no more funny pictures to post?

Oh, you think referencing a Venn diagram is making a blanket statement? You are officially stupid.

And you are officially a bigot.

/I can make "Official" statements too.


I will freely admit I am bigoted against insane people of any religious persuasion. Also against idiots that don't understand what Venn diagram is, hence my distain for you.
 
2013-06-19 08:08:56 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 08:09:07 PM  

jst3p: muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: BSABSVR: How does one judge "very Muslim"?  What is the metric?  Height? Weight? Korans per ft2?

Ask someone like jst3p or atomicmask. They are pretty good at making blanket statements.

Huh?

Have no more funny pictures to post?

Oh, you think referencing a Venn diagram is making a blanket statement? You are officially stupid.

And you are officially a bigot.

/I can make "Official" statements too.

I will freely admit I am bigot


We already figured that out.
 
2013-06-19 08:12:20 PM  

muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: BSABSVR: How does one judge "very Muslim"?  What is the metric?  Height? Weight? Korans per ft2?

Ask someone like jst3p or atomicmask. They are pretty good at making blanket statements.

Huh?

Have no more funny pictures to post?

Oh, you think referencing a Venn diagram is making a blanket statement? You are officially stupid.

And you are officially a bigot.

/I can make "Official" statements too.

I will freely admit I am bigot

We already figured that out.


Aren't you precious.
 
2013-06-19 08:22:02 PM  

HeartBurnKid: jst3p: McLEAN, Va. (AP) -- For the second time in as many months, a Muslim civil rights group is pursuing criminal charges on behalf of a taxicab driver who was subjected to an anti-Islamic rant caught on tape.
In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."
Aden says the woman also poked him repeatedly in the back of his shoulder, though that part of the confrontation was not captured in a recording provided to The Associated Press.


Criminal charges because she said some mean things about you? I think she is an idiot but that isn't a crime.

That bit is technically assault.


It wasn't on the tape. She was not seen on the tape having any physical contact with the driver.

Hey, if she wasn't comfortable with the driver, then it's her right to call for another cab. Taking out any alleged "finger poking" and all you have is some butthurt cabbie.
 
2013-06-19 08:40:25 PM  
Uh huh...and she was calling 911 for another cab?
 
2013-06-19 08:48:37 PM  

jst3p: muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: BSABSVR: How does one judge "very Muslim"?  What is the metric?  Height? Weight? Korans per ft2?

Ask someone like jst3p or atomicmask. They are pretty good at making blanket statements.

Huh?

Have no more funny pictures to post?

Oh, you think referencing a Venn diagram is making a blanket statement? You are officially stupid.

And you are officially a bigot.

/I can make "Official" statements too.

I will freely admit I am bigot

We already figured that out.

Aren't you precious.


Precious? Why? For pointing out what you already stated? That you are a bigot. Anyone ever teach you how to make friends instead of being a self deluded asshole who thinks he has all the answers, and everyone who disagrees with you is ignorant? I can play this game with you all you want.
 
2013-06-19 09:20:26 PM  

someonelse: Is muck4doo having some sort of mental breakdown?


Nah, he's always like that.
 
2013-06-19 09:25:46 PM  

muck4doo: UnspokenVoice: muck4doo: Hey, anyone else want to be an official? It's official day!

*waves hand* Me! I'm feeling left out.

By the way, I figured you had a point.

Blanket statements are easy to make. It's the reasoning of the ignorant. It doesn't matter if it is against Muslims, Christians, The South, Chinese, or Atheists. What pisses me off is when I see people making blanket statements against Muslims, and someone thinks they are clever by doing the same against Christians. The same can be done against Atheists or any other group. It doesn't help anything, and only fuels more animosity.


So you're saying that all blanket statements are wrong.  Which is a blanket statement.  Meaning you're wrong.  But if you're wrong, then not all blanket statements are wrong.  But then your blanket statement is right.  But if you're right...

/Quick, Scotty--beam him off the Enterprise!
//Heh.  Bags of mostly water.
 
2013-06-19 09:28:08 PM  

born_yesterday: muck4doo: UnspokenVoice: muck4doo: Hey, anyone else want to be an official? It's official day!

*waves hand* Me! I'm feeling left out.

By the way, I figured you had a point.

Blanket statements are easy to make. It's the reasoning of the ignorant. It doesn't matter if it is against Muslims, Christians, The South, Chinese, or Atheists. What pisses me off is when I see people making blanket statements against Muslims, and someone thinks they are clever by doing the same against Christians. The same can be done against Atheists or any other group. It doesn't help anything, and only fuels more animosity.

So you're saying that all blanket statements are wrong.  Which is a blanket statement.  Meaning you're wrong.  But if you're wrong, then not all blanket statements are wrong.  But then your blanket statement is right.  But if you're right...

/Quick, Scotty--beam him off the Enterprise!
//Heh.  Bags of mostly water.


Whatever floats your derp boat.
 
2013-06-19 09:33:24 PM  

randomjsa: Don't be silly. This isn't Sweden and so women have no reason to fear Muslim men when they go out by themselves.


Didn't read the article I see - she wasn't by herself (male companion and all that ...)
 
2013-06-19 09:35:30 PM  

muck4doo: born_yesterday: muck4doo: UnspokenVoice: muck4doo: Hey, anyone else want to be an official? It's official day!

*waves hand* Me! I'm feeling left out.

By the way, I figured you had a point.

Blanket statements are easy to make. It's the reasoning of the ignorant. It doesn't matter if it is against Muslims, Christians, The South, Chinese, or Atheists. What pisses me off is when I see people making blanket statements against Muslims, and someone thinks they are clever by doing the same against Christians. The same can be done against Atheists or any other group. It doesn't help anything, and only fuels more animosity.

So you're saying that all blanket statements are wrong.  Which is a blanket statement.  Meaning you're wrong.  But if you're wrong, then not all blanket statements are wrong.  But then your blanket statement is right.  But if you're right...

/Quick, Scotty--beam him off the Enterprise!
//Heh.  Bags of mostly water.

Whatever floats your derp boat.


I was just trying to make a Star Trek joke.  I'll get out of the way of your outrage now.
 
2013-06-19 09:44:13 PM  

born_yesterday: muck4doo: born_yesterday: muck4doo: UnspokenVoice: muck4doo: Hey, anyone else want to be an official? It's official day!

*waves hand* Me! I'm feeling left out.

By the way, I figured you had a point.

Blanket statements are easy to make. It's the reasoning of the ignorant. It doesn't matter if it is against Muslims, Christians, The South, Chinese, or Atheists. What pisses me off is when I see people making blanket statements against Muslims, and someone thinks they are clever by doing the same against Christians. The same can be done against Atheists or any other group. It doesn't help anything, and only fuels more animosity.

So you're saying that all blanket statements are wrong.  Which is a blanket statement.  Meaning you're wrong.  But if you're wrong, then not all blanket statements are wrong.  But then your blanket statement is right.  But if you're right...

/Quick, Scotty--beam him off the Enterprise!
//Heh.  Bags of mostly water.

Whatever floats your derp boat.

I was just trying to make a Star Trek joke.  I'll get out of the way of your outrage now.


lol! Okay.
 
2013-06-19 10:01:57 PM  

born_yesterday: I was just trying to make a Star Trek joke. I'll get out of the way of your outrage now.


Don't feel bad, he's on a mission to be enraged by the imaginary insults in every single comment today.
 
2013-06-19 10:06:17 PM  

jaytkay: born_yesterday: I was just trying to make a Star Trek joke. I'll get out of the way of your outrage now.

Don't feel bad, he's on a mission to be enraged by the imaginary insults in every single comment today.


Didn't realize the insults at Muslims here were imaginary.
 
2013-06-19 10:47:17 PM  

AngryDragon: JesusJuice: This woman is an insane coont, but Muslims brought this on themselves.

If they stop oppressing women, raping children, and murdering everyone, people might have a better image of their faith.

That haven't quite murdered everyone.


They're making a pretty good go if it.
 
2013-06-19 10:52:38 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Want to know the real difference between Muslim extremist and Christian extremist? Balls. Yeah, I said it. There are more Muslims who have the balls, or the faith/mental illness, to act on their words and threats. Republicans think that abortion is murder and that there are babies being killed everyday by Godless heathens...so they write an op-ed piece, picket a clinic, or repeatedly vote for idiots who will continually bring anti-abortion measures up for a vote knowing that it will never pass. Muslims don't like something? Your ass is gonna feel it. You disrespect GOD or steal from someone, you get whats coming to you.


George Tiller would like to disagree with you, but he can't because he's too busy being dead.
 
2013-06-19 10:52:45 PM  
I for one am glad that very very very few Muslims take seriously the Quran's oft-repeated commands to slay infidels, nor contribute to those who do. Yet I'm with the "militant atheists" on this one: the Quran does in fact say that killing infidels is a religious commandment. Many times in many places.

If people want to say that no longer applies because it was meant for a specific time and place, then where in the Quran does it say that? Why keep a holy book that contains many repeated commands that were only valid for a short while in Arabia in the 7th century AD? And why is it only the commands that are most politically, socially and economically inconvenient that y'all say were meant to apply long long ago and far away away for a limited time only?

The Quran commands [2:180] that people approaching death make a bequest for their near relatives --  was that only valid for for the Arabians of long ago? What about the commandment [2:222] don't have sex with menstruating women? And the order to refrain from gambling and drunkenness [2:219]? And the verse that says "there shall be no compulsion in [the acceptance of] the religion" [2:265], has the obligation to practice that expired long ago?

And what about the many many other things the Quran commands? Please tell us who believeth not, and thine own kind [of persons as well], that those who criticiseth [thy faith over the] many Quranic injunctions that no longer apply that we may STFU and [that those who seek to]1 practice true religion know definitively what it is they must do and not do?

However, like I said, I've got no problem with individual Muslims, or Jews or Christians, who practice or at least say they believe in religions whose commands and precepts I find reprehensible, especially when they don't do those horrible things their Holy Books tell them to (like kill homos, as instructed by Leviticus 20:13, for example). People can believe, or say they believe, or believe in but don't practice, all kinds of crap and still be decent people. (And people can claim to agree with me 100% and still be total assholes to me and everybody else.) But note that it's precisely that the majority of today's Muslims don't "make war on unbelievers where ever [they] find them" that makes them okay with me, so thank you very much for disobeying Allah and/or for saying "that's not valid now." It seems to me that by being decent people -- and apparently inobservant Muslims -- that you risk "inherit[ing] the Hellfire," but it's your behavior toward me and the rest of the unbelievers around you that I care about.

So yes, the cabby was within his rights to object to that mistreatment. In fact, according to the precepts I aim to practice2, he had an obligation to himself and the rest of humanity to do at least what he did (if he can do so and still live and make a living, which itself is the kind of qualification the Quran makes a lot). There is not, nor should there be, any obligation on a taxi driver to believe only what [the presumed majority] want him to believe. Nor should we give a damn about his/her ethnicity, sexuality, national origin or voting or culinary preferences: it's a taxi driver's job to convey passengers safely and according to the prescribed fares and rates from point A to point B, fullstop.

This guy's allegedly zany beliefs don't excuse this biatch's offensively zany behavior. Indeed, if the vast majority of us acted like that toward (presumed) Muslims in person I'd say it would be their obligation to fight us and kill us until we beg for mercy and [9:29] pay the jizya willingly while [we] are humbled.

Ta and ta-ta!3

---
1 Here I'm mocking the style of Pickthall's sort of translation, which my friend has in paperback, which I read while I'm waiting for the pizza to arrive or something, though for some reason I recall that paperback version uses brackets [ ] instead of parentheses ( ) for this kind of thing. If I'm wrong about that then it's still better this way to distinguish that text's own [elucidatory insertions] from my own ("brilliant" attempts at) wit. Far be it for me to put words into the mouth of Allah.


2  I keep meaning to get around to trying to set down in ASCII a systematic arrangement of those practices and precepts I made up by myself for myself (though I certainly can't claim that most of them are original, only that I copy them because I, and not God or even Nietzsche, have decided they make sense to me), but things like these occasional "revelations" thinly disguised as Fark comments are probably the closest I'm ever going to get to thata. If one or more of y'all ever bother to collect several of them into one text or html file, or even a list of particular links, I'd be very grateful if you'd share it with me:b it'd be a good start if I did that but it's hard enough to tapittytap out this shiat let alone try to keep it straight. My contention is that on the whole my output of this type would be mostly consistent and maybe even something like coherent, and it'd be nice to see whether that Wild Ass-Guess is more or less correct.

2a (Yes, a footnote to a footnote, saying:) I doubt I'll ever get around to writing The Great American Novel of the First Third of the 21st Century either. For which though shouldst be-th grateful, cuz I'd probably want to shop it around to some of y'all Farkers for opinions and critiques.

 2b And I might even pay real money for compiling "TheComments" if I can (because I don't really expect anybody to risk head assploding and/or blinding migraines just to be nice), you see.

3 Y'know, it takes me a long time, sometimes literally hours, to put [out] with two fingers [while] staring at the keyboard, such [a (hopefully) clever and (admittedly) pompous waste of time] as this. And for free yet. If the voices in my head told me to tell you I'm not crazy or poetic perhaps they might be mistaken, right?
 
2013-06-19 10:53:58 PM  

offmymeds: In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."

So let me see if I understand this correctly. There's "Muslim", "sort-of Muslim", "pretty Muslim", "very Muslim" and finally "really Muslim" (?).


My Muslim goes to 11.
 
2013-06-19 11:00:00 PM  

jaytkay: born_yesterday:

I was just trying to make a Star Trek joke. I'll get out of the way of your outrage now.

Don't feel bad, he's on a mission to be enraged by the imaginary insults in every single comment today.


I hope my recent comment (above) gave at least one person cause to be at least mildly ticked off by something I said therein. If all o' y'all poor Farkers started agreeing with me it would be a sign of the apocalypse or invasion by Pods or something I might not like very much.
 
2013-06-19 11:04:01 PM  

ciberido: offmymeds: In the most recent case, an Ashburn, Va., woman unleashed a string of expletives and called 911 to report that she was afraid for her life because she said her cabbie, Abdikar Aden of Alexandria, was "very Muslim."

So let me see if I understand this correctly. There's "Muslim", "sort-of Muslim", "pretty Muslim", "very Muslim" and finally "really Muslim" (?).

My Muslim goes to 11.


Why not just make 10...more Muslim?
 
2013-06-19 11:05:10 PM  

ten foiled hats: Why not just make 10...more Muslim?


Muslimer is what I was looking for there.  My mistake!
 
2013-06-19 11:15:38 PM  

The One True TheDavid: I hope my recent comment (above) gave at least one person cause to be at least mildly ticked off by something I said therein. If all o' y'all poor Farkers started agreeing with me


1)
Nobody was "ticked off".
Because TLDNR.

2)
Writing "y'all" is bad.
Don't tell people you are a dumbass. Let them infer it from your work.
 
2013-06-19 11:16:28 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: Mock26: The woman is an uneducated, racist coont, but 1st Amendment and all that.

It's not a crime to be an uneducated racist coont. If it were, Hollywood would be a ghost town.


I never said it was a crime.  I was actually defending her right to be an uneducated, racist coont.
 
2013-06-19 11:22:14 PM  

Joe Blowme: muck4doo: So you ignore over 1300 years of history. What is your final solution to the Islam problem in your head?

outlaw it like nazis' are in germany


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2013-06-19 11:30:55 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Want to know the real difference between Muslim extremist and Christian extremist?


There is none. Both are more than willing to kill to make their points.
 
2013-06-19 11:32:14 PM  

jaytkay: Writing "y'all" is bad.
Don't tell people you are a dumbass. Let them infer it from your work.


"Y'all" is a perfectly cromulent word.
 
2013-06-19 11:50:07 PM  
She sounds like a raging biatch.
 
2013-06-19 11:54:02 PM  

ciberido: "Y'all" is a perfectly cromulent word.


Among ignorant people, in vocal communication, yes.

In writing, no.
 
2013-06-20 12:16:46 AM  

jaytkay: ciberido: "Y'all" is a perfectly cromulent word.

Among ignorant people, in vocal communication, yes.

In writing, no.


Unless an author is writing a Southern character that says it.
 
2013-06-20 12:23:37 AM  

jaytkay: ciberido: "Y'all" is a perfectly cromulent word.

Among ignorant people, in vocal communication, yes.

In writing, no.


The funny thing about Grammar Nazis is that they're almost always wrong, which means y'all are actually the "ignorant people" you pretend (or imagine) others are.  Maybe deep down y'all realize it and react to the insecurity or feelings of inadequacy by trying to act smug and superior so nobody will notice.  I should warn you, however, that much of the time, people will see y'all for who you really are.

Also, it's not such a terrible thing to be wrong, and being arrogant, while annoying, is usually forgivable, especially when you have the facts on your side.  But when you're arrogant ABOUT something you're also wrong about, it tends to rub people the wrong way.  You might want to consider that as well.
 
2013-06-20 12:36:27 AM  

ciberido: The funny thing

..

..is you think normal people take you seriously when you use "y'all" in writing.

/ Or maybe you are Joel Chandler Harris
 
2013-06-20 12:39:27 AM  

JesusJuice: This woman is an insane coont, but Muslims brought this on themselves.

If they stop oppressing women, raping children, and murdering everyone, people might have a better image of their faith.


Maybe you two should hook up. You sound like you would make a nice couple.
 
2013-06-20 12:45:18 AM  

DCBuck: Tyson's Corner to Ashburn should not cost $50. Something fishy is going on there.


What should it cost? They were already $17 in the hole.
 
2013-06-20 01:13:54 AM  
Drunk, stupid and racist is no way to go through life, Miss.
 
2013-06-20 01:29:39 AM  

muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: jst3p: muck4doo: BSABSVR: How does one judge "very Muslim"?  What is the metric?  Height? Weight? Korans per ft2?

Ask someone like jst3p or atomicmask. They are pretty good at making blanket statements.

Huh?

Have no more funny pictures to post?

Oh, you think referencing a Venn diagram is making a blanket statement? You are officially stupid.

And you are officially a bigot.

/I can make "Official" statements too.

I will freely admit I am bigot

We already figured that out.

Aren't you precious.

Precious? Why? For pointing out what you already stated? That you are a bigot. Anyone ever teach you how to make friends instead of being a self deluded asshole who thinks he has all the answers, and everyone who disagrees with you is ignorant? I can play this game with you all you want.


Everyone is a bigot against some people, you too. I never said I had all the answers, nor that everyone who disagrees with me is ignorant. But keep on arguing with what you pretended I said, that is easier.
 
2013-06-20 11:11:33 AM  
A Muslim cabbie?? for shame, this isn't New York!
 
2013-06-20 12:54:10 PM  
Muslim Cabbie Story:  I was walking home from the train one night here in Chicago and was waiting to cross the street.  The traffic light changed and started to walk across.  Some dumb ass cabbie had been trying to beat the light and ended up having to slam on the brakes and screeched to a halt in the middle of the crosswalk, about 2' in front of me.  I was more than a bit pissed off so I kicked the passenger side door and then walked around the back of the cab and continued across the street.  Well, the cabbie did not think he did anything wrong and started yelling at me out the window.  I looked, thought he looked Arabic, so on a whim I showed him the bottom of my shoe and pointed it at it.  Holy fark!  I thought his head was going to explode!  He started yelling at me in his native tongue, was sputtering with rage, and was banging his steering wheel with his hands.   It was hilarious!
 
2013-06-20 01:22:37 PM  

jaytkay: Nutsac_Jim: Christian went when he was a kid, like Timmie McVey

Tim McVeigh like much of the militia/white power movement, was a follower of Christian Identity. He based his whole life around their favorite book, The Turner Diaries.

And you neglected to mention the Klan, an explicitly Christian organization.


I was not aware that the Klan was a general category of today's type of Christian.
 
2013-06-20 01:50:51 PM  

jaytkay: The One True TheDavid: I hope my recent comment (above) gave at least one person cause to be at least mildly ticked off by something I said therein. If all o' y'all poor Farkers started agreeing with me

1)
Nobody was "ticked off".
Because TLDNR.


So how do you know what I wrote? 


2)
Writing "y'all" is bad.
Don't tell people you are a dumbass. Let them infer it from your work.


How do I know you're a bourgeois Yankee bigot? Hint: not everybody who lives in the former Confederacy is  inferior to you in every way, not even when they're white. And prejudice against the "wrong" kind of white people is still a Bad Thing.

Welcome to my Ignore list. Nothing you might say can possibly be of any value, dumbass bigot.
 
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