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(Opposing Views)   Teen that had Cena a few cool wrestling moves on TV decided to Rock his little sister with a few, ended up leaving her Stone Cold   (opposingviews.com) divider line 27
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2013-06-19 09:59:31 AM  
3 votes:
Someone call the Undertaker.
2013-06-19 12:43:18 PM  
2 votes:

doubled99: Where was dad during all this?


Which one?
2013-06-19 10:38:50 AM  
2 votes:
They learn early not to smile for the camera.
2013-06-19 10:33:32 AM  
2 votes:

ristst: So much THIS. Sometimes the "people" at this site go places they never should in some lame attempt at humor.


Comedy is about finding the line and leaping over it, taking what on face should hurt and making it bearable with chuckles

Unfortunately you never know when you lept to far over the line until you land there, kind of like this kid had no idea how hard he'd land on his sister so lets give everyone a few breaks here ok?
2013-06-19 10:12:19 AM  
2 votes:
This is why I only let my children watch harmless TV shows, like the Three Stooges.
2013-06-19 01:17:44 PM  
1 votes:
Thank God they werent playing any VIDEO GAMES!!!
2013-06-19 01:11:06 PM  
1 votes:
SPORTS TAB!!!1!!!1
2013-06-19 12:58:06 PM  
1 votes:
if my son hits his older sister, I tell him it's wrong. then I usually give him a bunch of time out or I spank him.

sometimes, his sister was the one who instigated, but men always get blamed for shiat, so I'm just teaching him about real life.
2013-06-19 11:07:26 AM  
1 votes:

ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?


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2013-06-19 10:57:44 AM  
1 votes:

ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?


Personally, I'd go with Armoire.  You know, class it up a bit.
2013-06-19 10:52:41 AM  
1 votes:

ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?


"Shadynasty?"
2013-06-19 10:50:12 AM  
1 votes:

JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week


Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?
2013-06-19 10:28:39 AM  
1 votes:
Did Subby a word in the headline?
2013-06-19 10:27:02 AM  
1 votes:
Shenanigans. Everyone know only guns kill kids.
2013-06-19 10:25:32 AM  
1 votes:

LZeitgeist: Severely disappointing to make a joke out of this.

A young kid killed his little sister! Ha, ha!

\disgusted


Why did the little sister fall off the bed?
Because she was dead.

/Welcome to Fark. There's coffee and lemon bars in the back.
2013-06-19 10:20:14 AM  
1 votes:
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Could have been worse.  He could have spit mysterious green mist into her eyes first.
2013-06-19 10:19:52 AM  
1 votes:
See Americans, the British don't have violent wrestling imitation kid's deaths, because they don't have wrestling and need TV licenses. When will the US wake up and get Congress to pass Television Control legislation?
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2013-06-19 10:16:47 AM  
1 votes:

Cold_Sassy: darth_badger: If your sister is a pest you could use DDT.

I'm not sure she was a blood relative, they have different last names.


first names indicate they do indeed have different baby daddy
2013-06-19 10:14:22 AM  
1 votes:

You Are All Sheep: Time to ban wrestling.




Isn't "if it saves just one life it is worth it" the standard in our bubble wrapped world?
2013-06-19 10:13:38 AM  
1 votes:
Folks need to Koko B. Ware of using wrestling moves at home!

/Yeah, I know.  I'm going to get a cup of coffee.
2013-06-19 10:12:33 AM  
1 votes:
theflatline


It is definitely the white folks folk for created wrestling. Plus, the kid probably saw a baby daddy doing it to mama.

But she had a safe word for the choke hold.
2013-06-19 10:11:59 AM  
1 votes:
THANKS, OBAMA!
2013-06-19 10:11:57 AM  
1 votes:
Where, oh where is Andy Kaufman when he's needed?
2013-06-19 10:08:17 AM  
1 votes:
Devalon Armstrong
Viloude Louis


First names.  Last names.  I'm guessing parenting wasn't a large priority in the house.
2013-06-19 10:07:56 AM  
1 votes:
Give hime the chair
2013-06-19 10:01:26 AM  
1 votes:
Oh death, where is thy Sting?
2013-06-19 09:50:11 AM  
1 votes:
Snap into a Slim Jim!
 
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