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(Opposing Views)   Teen that had Cena a few cool wrestling moves on TV decided to Rock his little sister with a few, ended up leaving her Stone Cold   (opposingviews.com) divider line 122
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2013-06-19 01:17:41 PM  

Cold_Sassy: darth_badger: If your sister is a pest you could use DDT.

I'm not sure she was a blood relative, they have different last names.


A half-sister is still a blood relative, Goober.
 
2013-06-19 01:17:44 PM  
Thank God they werent playing any VIDEO GAMES!!!
 
2013-06-19 01:58:51 PM  
Hate to say it, but the kid had Flair. Too bad he stopped his sister's Hart.
 
2013-06-19 02:02:57 PM  

valar_morghulis: Hate to say it, but the kid had Flair. Too bad he stopped his sister's Hart.


Well, he did think he was Owen her one.
 
2013-06-19 02:05:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: valar_morghulis: Hate to say it, but the kid had Flair. Too bad he stopped his sister's Hart.

Well, he did think he was Owen her one.


Too far, bro. He didn't intend to Slaughter her.
 
2013-06-19 02:05:45 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Did Subby a word in the headline?


Not, exactly the opposite. He should have dropped the "a," so that it would read, "Teen that had Cena few cool wrestling moves..."
 
2013-06-19 02:06:45 PM  
Argh, "Not" --> "No".
 
2013-06-19 02:14:01 PM  
I have a buddy who was into the television wrestling. He went off to a school in Florida and then to work in Connecticut. I don't recall the specifics but he was pretty into it. He blew a knee out and came home. These days he participates in some local thing.

Anyhow, I used to jump on him from all sorts of angles and he was able to do all sorts of things to me that looked dangerous but I'd just tuck my head in a little or hit my feet first and he'd cradle me so that I wasn't actually hurt.
 
2013-06-19 02:36:23 PM  

doubled99: Where was dad during all this?


Ohh no you dint....
 
2013-06-19 02:50:52 PM  
Wonder if she stole his fish?
 
2013-06-19 03:12:27 PM  

Bruxellensis: theflatline: It is definitely the white folks folk for created wrestling.  Plus, the kid probably saw a baby daddy doing it to mama.

Have you ever Englished before?  It looks like you accidentally that sentence.


I do believe that what you just saw was 100% Grade A Engrish.
 
2013-06-19 03:38:41 PM  

Precision Boobery: minoridiot: Freakin Rican: this happened a long time ago to another boy and his sister. the name escapes me for some reason.
but very very sad.

fake sport, real deaths.

(itsrealtome)

Lionel Tate.  He was 12 when he killed his 6 year old sister.

Dave Chappelle white knights him while shiatting on Elizabeth Smart in some of his most bigoted material.  Not his best moment.


Was this a private show? Because of his filmed performances, when he is discussing Smart, he is also speaking about a 9 year old black girl that was kidnapped and escaped to find her own way home. I don't recall a performance where he speaks of Tate.

"You can't kidnap me and keep me in my own neighborhood" - paraphrased from For What It's Worth (terrible stand-up)
 
2013-06-19 03:46:47 PM  
What part of DO NOT TRY THIS HOME do they not understand?
 
2013-06-19 04:08:01 PM  

eddievercetti: What part of DO NOT TRY THIS HOME do they not understand?


Now, are we sure she died from trying this at home, and not due to epileptic shock from the strobe lighting effects?
 
2013-06-19 04:11:49 PM  

Russ1642: JWideman: Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.

I dunno... he bodyslammed her on the bed, not the floor. I think this was something they do all the time, with her pretending to be hurt, but on this occasion her ribs were broken. Already. As in, someone else caused her injuries, and he got the blame.
Next we're going to hear he's not competent enough to stand trial, because he doesn't associate what he did with her injuries.
My take is that mom figured out how to get rid of two kids.

No way is mom that smart.


First, which seems less likely: that an adult beat the shiat out of her, or that this kid started his deadly assault by bodyslamming her on a bed instead of the floor?
Second, I was making a joke about the mom. My less funny take is simply that mom - or a boyfriend - is violent and abusive. But that's boring and obvious.
 
2013-06-19 04:44:32 PM  
Way to put over your bro, sis. Nice Jorb
 
2013-06-19 05:24:16 PM  
Bah-gawd!

Best headline evar, King!
 
2013-06-19 05:39:18 PM  
Hopefully sis has been reading this:

img.fark.net

She'll be in the back row at the funeral.
 
2013-06-19 06:22:02 PM  

baufan2005: Someone call the Undertaker.


that made me lol even though it's sad.
 
2013-06-20 12:23:09 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?

[img.fark.net image 600x600]


no hard core title for you
 
2013-06-20 10:03:57 AM  

Cookbook's Anarchist: Was this a private show? Because of his filmed performances, when he is discussing Smart, he is also speaking about a 9 year old black girl that was kidnapped and escaped to find her own way home. I don't recall a performance where he speaks of Tate.

"You can't kidnap me and keep me in my own neighborhood" - paraphrased from For What It's Worth (terrible stand-up)


No, same show, same time.  It's the "How old is 15 really?" bit.
 
2013-06-20 06:27:22 PM  

Precision Boobery: Cookbook's Anarchist: Was this a private show? Because of his filmed performances, when he is discussing Smart, he is also speaking about a 9 year old black girl that was kidnapped and escaped to find her own way home. I don't recall a performance where he speaks of Tate.

"You can't kidnap me and keep me in my own neighborhood" - paraphrased from For What It's Worth (terrible stand-up)

No, same show, same time.  It's the "How old is 15 really?" bit.


Ahh. To be honest, it was so boring I blocked out chunks of it. Allow me to place Mr. Chappelle a little lower on that Shame Wall.
 
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