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(Opposing Views)   Teen that had Cena a few cool wrestling moves on TV decided to Rock his little sister with a few, ended up leaving her Stone Cold   (opposingviews.com) divider line 122
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2013-06-19 10:24:27 AM  
If his Brother Love had been stronger, this never would have happened.
 
2013-06-19 10:25:32 AM  

LZeitgeist: Severely disappointing to make a joke out of this.

A young kid killed his little sister! Ha, ha!

\disgusted


Why did the little sister fall off the bed?
Because she was dead.

/Welcome to Fark. There's coffee and lemon bars in the back.
 
2013-06-19 10:27:02 AM  
Shenanigans. Everyone know only guns kill kids.
 
2013-06-19 10:27:18 AM  

ows: Cold_Sassy: darth_badger: If your sister is a pest you could use DDT.

I'm not sure she was a blood relative, they have different last names.

first names indicate they do indeed have different baby daddy


Uh, I think it is their last name that gave it away, bucko.
 
2013-06-19 10:28:39 AM  
Did Subby a word in the headline?
 
2013-06-19 10:30:01 AM  
He should have planned the whole match out like the 'professionals' do...
 
2013-06-19 10:30:14 AM  

LZeitgeist: Severely disappointing to make a joke out of this.

A young kid killed his little sister! Ha, ha!

\disgusted


So much THIS.  Sometimes the "people" at this site go places they never should in some lame attempt at humor.
 
2013-06-19 10:33:32 AM  

ristst: So much THIS. Sometimes the "people" at this site go places they never should in some lame attempt at humor.


Comedy is about finding the line and leaping over it, taking what on face should hurt and making it bearable with chuckles

Unfortunately you never know when you lept to far over the line until you land there, kind of like this kid had no idea how hard he'd land on his sister so lets give everyone a few breaks here ok?
 
2013-06-19 10:35:00 AM  

Russ1642: I don't care that he's thirteen. He beat his sister to death. This is why some prison cells shouldn't even have locks. Just weld them closed.


Kid's not white, so he'll probably be punished.
 
2013-06-19 10:38:50 AM  
They learn early not to smile for the camera.
 
2013-06-19 10:41:57 AM  
The kid is a little monster but since when did it become legal to print the names of juvenile defendants/victims?
 
2013-06-19 10:43:53 AM  
Did he get the pin?
 
2013-06-19 10:48:07 AM  
Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week
 
2013-06-19 10:48:50 AM  
Kid sounds like a potential serial killer...will be held in juvie until he's 21, where he'll get out an kill again.
 
2013-06-19 10:50:12 AM  

JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week


Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?
 
2013-06-19 10:50:53 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Russ1642: I don't care that he's thirteen. He beat his sister to death. This is why some prison cells shouldn't even have locks. Just weld them closed.

Kid's not white, so he'll probably be punished.


Obama is President, think the opposite.
 
2013-06-19 10:52:03 AM  

ristst: So much THIS. Sometimes the "people" at this site go places they never should in some lame attempt at humor.


Have you been to the One Million Moms website?  You might want to; they may have some things a little more up your alley.
 
2013-06-19 10:52:41 AM  

ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?


"Shadynasty?"
 
2013-06-19 10:54:32 AM  

GDubDub: Devalon Armstrong
Viloude Louis


First names.  Last names.  I'm guessing parenting wasn't a large priority in the house.



Thats what the Television is for.
 
2013-06-19 10:57:44 AM  

ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?


Personally, I'd go with Armoire.  You know, class it up a bit.
 
2013-06-19 11:01:32 AM  

Thunderpipes: Unpossible, anyone under 18 cannot possibly be violent, according to Fark.



You sound scared.
 
2013-06-19 11:01:32 AM  

Molavian: Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.

He beat her to death.  There's something wrong with that kid.



FTFA:..According to police, Armstrong said that even when Louis told him that she was in pain, he continued the wrestling moves.

Police claim that Armstrong appeared to enjoy talking about the assault.



In this kid we have an actual psychopath in the making here. Seriously. If not a future serial killer definitely would become a violent individual and most likely a criminal.
 
2013-06-19 11:03:02 AM  
BY GAWD KING, THAT KID IS TOUGHER THAN A TWO-DOLLAR STEAK!
 
2013-06-19 11:04:59 AM  

blatz514: ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?

Personally, I'd go with Armoire.  You know, class it up a bit.


Yeah. Wouldn't want a tramp like "Nightstand"...
 
2013-06-19 11:05:09 AM  
And in a few days, it'll be time for the burial.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 11:06:07 AM  

theflatline: It is definitely the white folks folk for created wrestling.  Plus, the kid probably saw a baby daddy doing it to mama.



If you're going to be a bigot, at least be humorous. I'm more insulted that you think you're funny.
 
2013-06-19 11:06:47 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Comedy is about finding the line and leaping over it, taking what on face should hurt and making it bearable with chuckles


No its not -- That is part of comedy and the whole 'look at me i'm crossing a line' thing gets old really fast.

You can play it for a laugh once in awhile but it ends up looking pretty lazy. Saying offensive crap is easy -- good line crossing comedy is incisive as well.
 
2013-06-19 11:07:26 AM  

ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 11:08:17 AM  
Devalon  and Viloude ???

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 11:09:48 AM  

mikefinch: You can play it for a laugh once in awhile but it ends up looking pretty lazy. Saying offensive crap is easy -- good line crossing comedy is incisive as well.


Were the puns that bad?
 
2013-06-19 11:15:53 AM  
Did he use the Four-Post Massacre?

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 11:17:37 AM  
The family name isn't "Benoit", is it?
 
2013-06-19 11:24:28 AM  

ballistic123: I blame video games and guns, equally.


If she was armed this wouldn't of happened.

/even money a fark gun nut proposes this in earnest
 
2013-06-19 12:25:38 PM  

txchad: Why is this surprising? attractive and successful African-Americans kill each other all the time.


i'm sorry
 
2013-06-19 12:28:54 PM  
But I thought wrestling wasn't real?

/way late
 
2013-06-19 12:31:36 PM  
BAH GAWD, KING
 
2013-06-19 12:32:21 PM  
This exact thing happened a couple of years ago. Even the ages were the same. Could this NOT be news?
 
2013-06-19 12:41:02 PM  

Molavian: Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.

He beat her to death.  There's something wrong with that kid.


Very:

According to police, Armstrong said even when Louis told him that she was in pain, he continued the wrestling moves.
Police claim that Armstrong appeared to enjoy talking about the assault.
 
2013-06-19 12:41:24 PM  
Where was dad during all this?
 
2013-06-19 12:42:34 PM  
Soon he will be watched by the Big Boss Man at a correctional facility.  Sid Justice will be doleing out the punishment.
 
2013-06-19 12:42:58 PM  

buckler: Where, oh where is Andy Kaufman when he's needed?


He's gone wrestling

/yeah yeah yeah yeah
 
2013-06-19 12:43:18 PM  

eas81: Soon he will be watched by the Big Boss Man at a correctional facility.  Sid Justice will be doleing out the punishment.


I hear Sid's Vicious.
 
2013-06-19 12:43:18 PM  

doubled99: Where was dad during all this?


Which one?
 
2013-06-19 12:44:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: eas81: Soon he will be watched by the Big Boss Man at a correctional facility.  Sid Justice will be doleing out the punishment.

I hear Sid's Vicious.


Yep Sid's a real Sycho.
 
2013-06-19 12:48:04 PM  

theflatline: It is definitely the white folks folk for created wrestling.  Plus, the kid probably saw a baby daddy doing it to mama.


Have you ever Englished before?  It looks like you accidentally that sentence.
 
2013-06-19 12:49:46 PM  

eas81: doubled99: Where was dad during all this?

Which one?


Ouch.
 
2013-06-19 12:50:03 PM  
When I was 14 and my sister was 11, I put her in a Boston Crab so I could finish watching a TV show.  After I let her up, she walked into my room, got my wood T-ball bat out of my closet, came back into the living room, and kneecapped me as hard as she could.  I got up after a few minutes of writhing in pain and trapped her in a corner, intent on smashing my fist through her face.  At the last second, I decided that hitting her was a bad idea, so I put my foot through the wall.

//I stopped wrestling with her after that.
///We told my mom that I had slipped into the wall and smashed through it.
////She believed us until we told her the truth about 10 years later.
 
2013-06-19 12:58:06 PM  
if my son hits his older sister, I tell him it's wrong. then I usually give him a bunch of time out or I spank him.

sometimes, his sister was the one who instigated, but men always get blamed for shiat, so I'm just teaching him about real life.
 
2013-06-19 01:11:06 PM  
SPORTS TAB!!!1!!!1
 
2013-06-19 01:16:20 PM  
It's nice to see the Fark Bigot Brigade out in full force today. Keep fighting the Good Fight, you pinnacles of White Humanity, you!
 
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