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(Opposing Views)   Teen that had Cena a few cool wrestling moves on TV decided to Rock his little sister with a few, ended up leaving her Stone Cold   (opposingviews.com ) divider line
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2013-06-19 09:50:11 AM  
Snap into a Slim Jim!
 
2013-06-19 09:59:31 AM  
Someone call the Undertaker.
 
2013-06-19 09:59:55 AM  
Time to ban wrestling.
 
2013-06-19 10:01:26 AM  
I blame Opposing Views
 
2013-06-19 10:01:26 AM  
Oh death, where is thy Sting?
 
2013-06-19 10:01:33 AM  
Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.
 
2013-06-19 10:02:53 AM  
If your sister is a pest you could use DDT.
 
2013-06-19 10:03:53 AM  
At least he didn't go all Hacksaw Jim Duggan on her...
 
2013-06-19 10:04:24 AM  
I blame video games and guns, equally.
 
2013-06-19 10:05:04 AM  

Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.


He beat her to death.  There's something wrong with that kid.
 
2013-06-19 10:05:12 AM  
Yeah you are 13 and your sister is a fraction of your size...

Aidan


Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.
That ^
 
2013-06-19 10:05:56 AM  
this happened a long time ago to another boy and his sister. the name escapes me for some reason.
but very very sad.

fake sport, real deaths.

(itsrealtome)
 
2013-06-19 10:06:12 AM  
It's still real to me dammit!
 
2013-06-19 10:06:17 AM  
Severely disappointing to make a joke out of this.

A young kid killed his little sister! Ha, ha!

\disgusted
 
2013-06-19 10:06:57 AM  
subby may have stretched a bit to make it happen, but still nicely executed

/i smelled what he was cookin'
 
2013-06-19 10:07:10 AM  
It is sad that Mankind has come to this.
 
2013-06-19 10:07:56 AM  
Give hime the chair
 
2013-06-19 10:08:02 AM  
At 13, the kid knew what he was doing.  This isn't practicing wrestling moves.  That's a shiatty excuse.  The kid wanted to beat his sister (not sure if he wanted to kill her, but definitely hurt her really bad).

also, FTFA "Police claim that Armstrong appeared to enjoy talking about the assault."

WTF...just...WTF
 
2013-06-19 10:08:12 AM  

darth_badger: If your sister is a pest you could use DDT.


I'm not sure she was a blood relative, they have different last names.
 
2013-06-19 10:08:13 AM  
At first I thought the brother would be devastated, but then:

Police claim that Armstrong appeared to enjoy talking about the assault

That boy still has no idea what he did.

Thansk, Fark.  I come here for boobs and banter and all I got was this crappy story.
 
2013-06-19 10:08:17 AM  
Devalon Armstrong
Viloude Louis


First names.  Last names.  I'm guessing parenting wasn't a large priority in the house.
 
2013-06-19 10:08:21 AM  
It is definitely the white folks folk for created wrestling.  Plus, the kid probably saw a baby daddy doing it to mama.
 
2013-06-19 10:10:31 AM  

Freakin Rican: this happened a long time ago to another boy and his sister. the name escapes me for some reason.
but very very sad.

fake sport, real deaths.

(itsrealtome)


It happened down in Florida (of all places) and it was a pretty huge story because the kid was sentenced to life in prison.  I seem to recall he eventually got out on appeals with time served in juvie and ended up back in jail after other assorted crimes.  I also forget his name, but I'm betting the Googles would know.
 
2013-06-19 10:11:35 AM  

Freakin Rican: this happened a long time ago to another boy and his sister. the name escapes me for some reason.
but very very sad.

fake sport, real deaths.

(itsrealtome)


Lionel Tate.  He was 12 when he killed his 6 year old sister.
 
2013-06-19 10:11:41 AM  
dafuq am I reading
 
2013-06-19 10:11:57 AM  
Where, oh where is Andy Kaufman when he's needed?
 
2013-06-19 10:11:59 AM  
THANKS, OBAMA!
 
2013-06-19 10:12:19 AM  
This is why I only let my children watch harmless TV shows, like the Three Stooges.
 
2013-06-19 10:12:33 AM  
theflatline


It is definitely the white folks folk for created wrestling. Plus, the kid probably saw a baby daddy doing it to mama.

But she had a safe word for the choke hold.
 
2013-06-19 10:12:38 AM  
The girl's fine; she just doesn't want to "break kayfabe." That's dedication

.

LZeitgeist: Severely disappointing to make a joke out of this.


Oh, blow it out your ass. And welcome to Fark, you delicate flower, you.
 
2013-06-19 10:13:09 AM  
Unpossible, anyone under 18 cannot possibly be violent, according to Fark.
 
2013-06-19 10:13:30 AM  
I don't care that he's thirteen. He beat his sister to death. This is why some prison cells shouldn't even have locks. Just weld them closed.
 
2013-06-19 10:13:38 AM  
Folks need to Koko B. Ware of using wrestling moves at home!

/Yeah, I know.  I'm going to get a cup of coffee.
 
2013-06-19 10:14:22 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Time to ban wrestling.




Isn't "if it saves just one life it is worth it" the standard in our bubble wrapped world?
 
ows
2013-06-19 10:14:33 AM  
Armstrong reportedly body-slammed his sister on the bed, hit her in the stomach and bashed his elbow into her several times.
Louis suffered broken ribs, internal bleeding and a lacerated liver

prison industry is gonna love this kid.
 
2013-06-19 10:14:33 AM  

Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.


I dunno... he bodyslammed her on the bed, not the floor. I think this was something they do all the time, with her pretending to be hurt, but on this occasion her ribs were broken. Already. As in, someone else caused her injuries, and he got the blame.
Next we're going to hear he's not competent enough to stand trial, because he doesn't associate what he did with her injuries.
My take is that mom figured out how to get rid of two kids.
 
2013-06-19 10:15:49 AM  

minoridiot: Freakin Rican: this happened a long time ago to another boy and his sister. the name escapes me for some reason.
but very very sad.

fake sport, real deaths.

(itsrealtome)

Lionel Tate.  He was 12 when he killed his 6 year old sister.


Dave Chappelle white knights him while shiatting on Elizabeth Smart in some of his most bigoted material.  Not his best moment.
 
2013-06-19 10:15:51 AM  
This is not the first time either. Wasn't a few years ago that some kid suplexed his younger sibling to death, and blamed wrestling? And it wasn't just a one time "That Canadian Backwards Bunker Buster looks pretty cool, let me try it" it was a severe beating and multiple strikes.
 
2013-06-19 10:15:53 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: At first I thought the brother would be devastated, but then:

Police claim that Armstrong appeared to enjoy talking about the assault

That boy still has no idea what he did.


Have some big guys perform the same moves on him, he'll understand what he did real quick.  I am not really caring if he suffers the same result.
 
ows
2013-06-19 10:16:47 AM  

Cold_Sassy: darth_badger: If your sister is a pest you could use DDT.

I'm not sure she was a blood relative, they have different last names.


first names indicate they do indeed have different baby daddy
 
2013-06-19 10:17:05 AM  

JWideman: Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.

I dunno... he bodyslammed her on the bed, not the floor. I think this was something they do all the time, with her pretending to be hurt, but on this occasion her ribs were broken. Already. As in, someone else caused her injuries, and he got the blame.
Next we're going to hear he's not competent enough to stand trial, because he doesn't associate what he did with her injuries.
My take is that mom figured out how to get rid of two kids.


Yes. That all makes complete and perfect sense. *eyeroll*.
 
2013-06-19 10:17:28 AM  

JWideman: Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.

I dunno... he bodyslammed her on the bed, not the floor. I think this was something they do all the time, with her pretending to be hurt, but on this occasion her ribs were broken. Already. As in, someone else caused her injuries, and he got the blame.
Next we're going to hear he's not competent enough to stand trial, because he doesn't associate what he did with her injuries.
My take is that mom figured out how to get rid of two kids.


[WRONG! . JPG]
 
2013-06-19 10:18:46 AM  

lack of warmth: Nana's Vibrator: At first I thought the brother would be devastated, but then:

Police claim that Armstrong appeared to enjoy talking about the assault

That boy still has no idea what he did.

Have some big guys perform the same moves on him, he'll understand what he did real quick.  I am not really caring if he suffers the same result.


Some bigger kid in juvie will perform "the reverse suplex prostatic massage with large penis without the aid of saliva as a lube"  a few times a day.
 
2013-06-19 10:19:52 AM  
See Americans, the British don't have violent wrestling imitation kid's deaths, because they don't have wrestling and need TV licenses. When will the US wake up and get Congress to pass Television Control legislation?
 
2013-06-19 10:20:14 AM  
img.fark.net
Could have been worse.  He could have spit mysterious green mist into her eyes first.
 
2013-06-19 10:20:23 AM  

LZeitgeist: Severely disappointing to make a joke out of this.

A young kid killed his little sister! Ha, ha!

\disgusted


DAHHH! MY GAWD!!! That little girl had a family to feed!!!!!!
 
2013-06-19 10:20:35 AM  
See, gay porn is evil!
 
2013-06-19 10:20:47 AM  

JWideman: Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.

I dunno... he bodyslammed her on the bed, not the floor. I think this was something they do all the time, with her pretending to be hurt, but on this occasion her ribs were broken. Already. As in, someone else caused her injuries, and he got the blame.
Next we're going to hear he's not competent enough to stand trial, because he doesn't associate what he did with her injuries.
My take is that mom figured out how to get rid of two kids.


No way is mom that smart.
 
2013-06-19 10:21:41 AM  

img.fark.net

 
2013-06-19 10:22:49 AM  
Meaner then a Junk Yard Dog
 
2013-06-19 10:24:27 AM  
If his Brother Love had been stronger, this never would have happened.
 
2013-06-19 10:25:32 AM  

LZeitgeist: Severely disappointing to make a joke out of this.

A young kid killed his little sister! Ha, ha!

\disgusted


Why did the little sister fall off the bed?
Because she was dead.

/Welcome to Fark. There's coffee and lemon bars in the back.
 
2013-06-19 10:27:02 AM  
Shenanigans. Everyone know only guns kill kids.
 
2013-06-19 10:27:18 AM  

ows: Cold_Sassy: darth_badger: If your sister is a pest you could use DDT.

I'm not sure she was a blood relative, they have different last names.

first names indicate they do indeed have different baby daddy


Uh, I think it is their last name that gave it away, bucko.
 
2013-06-19 10:28:39 AM  
Did Subby a word in the headline?
 
2013-06-19 10:30:01 AM  
He should have planned the whole match out like the 'professionals' do...
 
2013-06-19 10:30:14 AM  

LZeitgeist: Severely disappointing to make a joke out of this.

A young kid killed his little sister! Ha, ha!

\disgusted


So much THIS.  Sometimes the "people" at this site go places they never should in some lame attempt at humor.
 
2013-06-19 10:33:32 AM  

ristst: So much THIS. Sometimes the "people" at this site go places they never should in some lame attempt at humor.


Comedy is about finding the line and leaping over it, taking what on face should hurt and making it bearable with chuckles

Unfortunately you never know when you lept to far over the line until you land there, kind of like this kid had no idea how hard he'd land on his sister so lets give everyone a few breaks here ok?
 
2013-06-19 10:35:00 AM  

Russ1642: I don't care that he's thirteen. He beat his sister to death. This is why some prison cells shouldn't even have locks. Just weld them closed.


Kid's not white, so he'll probably be punished.
 
2013-06-19 10:38:50 AM  
They learn early not to smile for the camera.
 
2013-06-19 10:41:57 AM  
The kid is a little monster but since when did it become legal to print the names of juvenile defendants/victims?
 
2013-06-19 10:43:53 AM  
Did he get the pin?
 
2013-06-19 10:48:07 AM  
Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week
 
2013-06-19 10:48:50 AM  
Kid sounds like a potential serial killer...will be held in juvie until he's 21, where he'll get out an kill again.
 
2013-06-19 10:50:12 AM  

JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week


Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?
 
2013-06-19 10:50:53 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Russ1642: I don't care that he's thirteen. He beat his sister to death. This is why some prison cells shouldn't even have locks. Just weld them closed.

Kid's not white, so he'll probably be punished.


Obama is President, think the opposite.
 
2013-06-19 10:52:03 AM  

ristst: So much THIS. Sometimes the "people" at this site go places they never should in some lame attempt at humor.


Have you been to the One Million Moms website?  You might want to; they may have some things a little more up your alley.
 
2013-06-19 10:52:41 AM  

ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?


"Shadynasty?"
 
2013-06-19 10:54:32 AM  

GDubDub: Devalon Armstrong
Viloude Louis


First names.  Last names.  I'm guessing parenting wasn't a large priority in the house.



Thats what the Television is for.
 
2013-06-19 10:57:44 AM  

ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?


Personally, I'd go with Armoire.  You know, class it up a bit.
 
2013-06-19 11:01:32 AM  

Thunderpipes: Unpossible, anyone under 18 cannot possibly be violent, according to Fark.



You sound scared.
 
2013-06-19 11:01:32 AM  

Molavian: Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.

He beat her to death.  There's something wrong with that kid.



FTFA:..According to police, Armstrong said that even when Louis told him that she was in pain, he continued the wrestling moves.

Police claim that Armstrong appeared to enjoy talking about the assault.



In this kid we have an actual psychopath in the making here. Seriously. If not a future serial killer definitely would become a violent individual and most likely a criminal.
 
2013-06-19 11:03:02 AM  
BY GAWD KING, THAT KID IS TOUGHER THAN A TWO-DOLLAR STEAK!
 
2013-06-19 11:04:59 AM  

blatz514: ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?

Personally, I'd go with Armoire.  You know, class it up a bit.


Yeah. Wouldn't want a tramp like "Nightstand"...
 
2013-06-19 11:05:09 AM  
And in a few days, it'll be time for the burial.

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 11:06:07 AM  

theflatline: It is definitely the white folks folk for created wrestling.  Plus, the kid probably saw a baby daddy doing it to mama.



If you're going to be a bigot, at least be humorous. I'm more insulted that you think you're funny.
 
2013-06-19 11:06:47 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Comedy is about finding the line and leaping over it, taking what on face should hurt and making it bearable with chuckles


No its not -- That is part of comedy and the whole 'look at me i'm crossing a line' thing gets old really fast.

You can play it for a laugh once in awhile but it ends up looking pretty lazy. Saying offensive crap is easy -- good line crossing comedy is incisive as well.
 
2013-06-19 11:07:26 AM  

ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 11:08:17 AM  
Devalon  and Viloude ???

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 11:09:48 AM  

mikefinch: You can play it for a laugh once in awhile but it ends up looking pretty lazy. Saying offensive crap is easy -- good line crossing comedy is incisive as well.


Were the puns that bad?
 
2013-06-19 11:15:53 AM  
Did he use the Four-Post Massacre?

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 11:17:37 AM  
The family name isn't "Benoit", is it?
 
2013-06-19 11:24:28 AM  

ballistic123: I blame video games and guns, equally.


If she was armed this wouldn't of happened.

/even money a fark gun nut proposes this in earnest
 
2013-06-19 12:25:38 PM  

txchad: Why is this surprising? attractive and successful African-Americans kill each other all the time.


i'm sorry
 
2013-06-19 12:28:54 PM  
But I thought wrestling wasn't real?

/way late
 
2013-06-19 12:31:36 PM  
BAH GAWD, KING
 
2013-06-19 12:32:21 PM  
This exact thing happened a couple of years ago. Even the ages were the same. Could this NOT be news?
 
2013-06-19 12:41:02 PM  

Molavian: Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.

He beat her to death.  There's something wrong with that kid.


Very:

According to police, Armstrong said even when Louis told him that she was in pain, he continued the wrestling moves.
Police claim that Armstrong appeared to enjoy talking about the assault.
 
2013-06-19 12:41:24 PM  
Where was dad during all this?
 
2013-06-19 12:42:34 PM  
Soon he will be watched by the Big Boss Man at a correctional facility.  Sid Justice will be doleing out the punishment.
 
2013-06-19 12:42:58 PM  

buckler: Where, oh where is Andy Kaufman when he's needed?


He's gone wrestling

/yeah yeah yeah yeah
 
2013-06-19 12:43:18 PM  

eas81: Soon he will be watched by the Big Boss Man at a correctional facility.  Sid Justice will be doleing out the punishment.


I hear Sid's Vicious.
 
2013-06-19 12:43:18 PM  

doubled99: Where was dad during all this?


Which one?
 
2013-06-19 12:44:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: eas81: Soon he will be watched by the Big Boss Man at a correctional facility.  Sid Justice will be doleing out the punishment.

I hear Sid's Vicious.


Yep Sid's a real Sycho.
 
2013-06-19 12:48:04 PM  

theflatline: It is definitely the white folks folk for created wrestling.  Plus, the kid probably saw a baby daddy doing it to mama.


Have you ever Englished before?  It looks like you accidentally that sentence.
 
2013-06-19 12:49:46 PM  

eas81: doubled99: Where was dad during all this?

Which one?


Ouch.
 
2013-06-19 12:50:03 PM  
When I was 14 and my sister was 11, I put her in a Boston Crab so I could finish watching a TV show.  After I let her up, she walked into my room, got my wood T-ball bat out of my closet, came back into the living room, and kneecapped me as hard as she could.  I got up after a few minutes of writhing in pain and trapped her in a corner, intent on smashing my fist through her face.  At the last second, I decided that hitting her was a bad idea, so I put my foot through the wall.

//I stopped wrestling with her after that.
///We told my mom that I had slipped into the wall and smashed through it.
////She believed us until we told her the truth about 10 years later.
 
2013-06-19 12:58:06 PM  
if my son hits his older sister, I tell him it's wrong. then I usually give him a bunch of time out or I spank him.

sometimes, his sister was the one who instigated, but men always get blamed for shiat, so I'm just teaching him about real life.
 
2013-06-19 01:11:06 PM  
SPORTS TAB!!!1!!!1
 
2013-06-19 01:16:20 PM  
It's nice to see the Fark Bigot Brigade out in full force today. Keep fighting the Good Fight, you pinnacles of White Humanity, you!
 
2013-06-19 01:17:41 PM  

Cold_Sassy: darth_badger: If your sister is a pest you could use DDT.

I'm not sure she was a blood relative, they have different last names.


A half-sister is still a blood relative, Goober.
 
2013-06-19 01:17:44 PM  
Thank God they werent playing any VIDEO GAMES!!!
 
2013-06-19 01:58:51 PM  
Hate to say it, but the kid had Flair. Too bad he stopped his sister's Hart.
 
2013-06-19 02:02:57 PM  

valar_morghulis: Hate to say it, but the kid had Flair. Too bad he stopped his sister's Hart.


Well, he did think he was Owen her one.
 
2013-06-19 02:05:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: valar_morghulis: Hate to say it, but the kid had Flair. Too bad he stopped his sister's Hart.

Well, he did think he was Owen her one.


Too far, bro. He didn't intend to Slaughter her.
 
2013-06-19 02:05:45 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Did Subby a word in the headline?


Not, exactly the opposite. He should have dropped the "a," so that it would read, "Teen that had Cena few cool wrestling moves..."
 
2013-06-19 02:06:45 PM  
Argh, "Not" --> "No".
 
2013-06-19 02:14:01 PM  
I have a buddy who was into the television wrestling. He went off to a school in Florida and then to work in Connecticut. I don't recall the specifics but he was pretty into it. He blew a knee out and came home. These days he participates in some local thing.

Anyhow, I used to jump on him from all sorts of angles and he was able to do all sorts of things to me that looked dangerous but I'd just tuck my head in a little or hit my feet first and he'd cradle me so that I wasn't actually hurt.
 
2013-06-19 02:36:23 PM  

doubled99: Where was dad during all this?


Ohh no you dint....
 
2013-06-19 02:50:52 PM  
Wonder if she stole his fish?
 
2013-06-19 03:12:27 PM  

Bruxellensis: theflatline: It is definitely the white folks folk for created wrestling.  Plus, the kid probably saw a baby daddy doing it to mama.

Have you ever Englished before?  It looks like you accidentally that sentence.


I do believe that what you just saw was 100% Grade A Engrish.
 
2013-06-19 03:38:41 PM  

Precision Boobery: minoridiot: Freakin Rican: this happened a long time ago to another boy and his sister. the name escapes me for some reason.
but very very sad.

fake sport, real deaths.

(itsrealtome)

Lionel Tate.  He was 12 when he killed his 6 year old sister.

Dave Chappelle white knights him while shiatting on Elizabeth Smart in some of his most bigoted material.  Not his best moment.


Was this a private show? Because of his filmed performances, when he is discussing Smart, he is also speaking about a 9 year old black girl that was kidnapped and escaped to find her own way home. I don't recall a performance where he speaks of Tate.

"You can't kidnap me and keep me in my own neighborhood" - paraphrased from For What It's Worth (terrible stand-up)
 
2013-06-19 03:46:47 PM  
What part of DO NOT TRY THIS HOME do they not understand?
 
2013-06-19 04:08:01 PM  

eddievercetti: What part of DO NOT TRY THIS HOME do they not understand?


Now, are we sure she died from trying this at home, and not due to epileptic shock from the strobe lighting effects?
 
2013-06-19 04:11:49 PM  

Russ1642: JWideman: Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.

I dunno... he bodyslammed her on the bed, not the floor. I think this was something they do all the time, with her pretending to be hurt, but on this occasion her ribs were broken. Already. As in, someone else caused her injuries, and he got the blame.
Next we're going to hear he's not competent enough to stand trial, because he doesn't associate what he did with her injuries.
My take is that mom figured out how to get rid of two kids.

No way is mom that smart.


First, which seems less likely: that an adult beat the shiat out of her, or that this kid started his deadly assault by bodyslamming her on a bed instead of the floor?
Second, I was making a joke about the mom. My less funny take is simply that mom - or a boyfriend - is violent and abusive. But that's boring and obvious.
 
2013-06-19 04:44:32 PM  
Way to put over your bro, sis. Nice Jorb
 
2013-06-19 05:24:16 PM  
Bah-gawd!

Best headline evar, King!
 
2013-06-19 05:39:18 PM  
Hopefully sis has been reading this:

img.fark.net

She'll be in the back row at the funeral.
 
2013-06-19 06:22:02 PM  

baufan2005: Someone call the Undertaker.


that made me lol even though it's sad.
 
2013-06-20 12:23:09 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: ShaggyMarrs: JohnCarter: Devalon  and Viloude ???  WTF

Those are not even acceptable name for use by alien species in some lame SCI FI movie of the week

Have you met my daughter Chandelier? Or my son Credenza?

[img.fark.net image 600x600]


no hard core title for you
 
2013-06-20 10:03:57 AM  

Cookbook's Anarchist: Was this a private show? Because of his filmed performances, when he is discussing Smart, he is also speaking about a 9 year old black girl that was kidnapped and escaped to find her own way home. I don't recall a performance where he speaks of Tate.

"You can't kidnap me and keep me in my own neighborhood" - paraphrased from For What It's Worth (terrible stand-up)


No, same show, same time.  It's the "How old is 15 really?" bit.
 
2013-06-20 06:27:22 PM  

Precision Boobery: Cookbook's Anarchist: Was this a private show? Because of his filmed performances, when he is discussing Smart, he is also speaking about a 9 year old black girl that was kidnapped and escaped to find her own way home. I don't recall a performance where he speaks of Tate.

"You can't kidnap me and keep me in my own neighborhood" - paraphrased from For What It's Worth (terrible stand-up)

No, same show, same time.  It's the "How old is 15 really?" bit.


Ahh. To be honest, it was so boring I blocked out chunks of it. Allow me to place Mr. Chappelle a little lower on that Shame Wall.
 
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