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(Opposing Views)   Teen that had Cena a few cool wrestling moves on TV decided to Rock his little sister with a few, ended up leaving her Stone Cold   (opposingviews.com) divider line 122
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2013-06-19 09:50:11 AM  
Snap into a Slim Jim!
 
2013-06-19 09:59:31 AM  
Someone call the Undertaker.
 
2013-06-19 09:59:55 AM  
Time to ban wrestling.
 
2013-06-19 10:01:26 AM  
I blame Opposing Views
 
2013-06-19 10:01:26 AM  
Oh death, where is thy Sting?
 
2013-06-19 10:01:33 AM  
Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.
 
2013-06-19 10:02:53 AM  
If your sister is a pest you could use DDT.
 
2013-06-19 10:03:53 AM  
At least he didn't go all Hacksaw Jim Duggan on her...
 
2013-06-19 10:04:24 AM  
I blame video games and guns, equally.
 
2013-06-19 10:05:04 AM  

Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.


He beat her to death.  There's something wrong with that kid.
 
2013-06-19 10:05:12 AM  
Yeah you are 13 and your sister is a fraction of your size...

Aidan


Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.
That ^
 
2013-06-19 10:05:56 AM  
this happened a long time ago to another boy and his sister. the name escapes me for some reason.
but very very sad.

fake sport, real deaths.

(itsrealtome)
 
2013-06-19 10:06:12 AM  
It's still real to me dammit!
 
2013-06-19 10:06:17 AM  
Severely disappointing to make a joke out of this.

A young kid killed his little sister! Ha, ha!

\disgusted
 
2013-06-19 10:06:57 AM  
subby may have stretched a bit to make it happen, but still nicely executed

/i smelled what he was cookin'
 
2013-06-19 10:07:10 AM  
It is sad that Mankind has come to this.
 
2013-06-19 10:07:56 AM  
Give hime the chair
 
2013-06-19 10:08:02 AM  
At 13, the kid knew what he was doing.  This isn't practicing wrestling moves.  That's a shiatty excuse.  The kid wanted to beat his sister (not sure if he wanted to kill her, but definitely hurt her really bad).

also, FTFA "Police claim that Armstrong appeared to enjoy talking about the assault."

WTF...just...WTF
 
2013-06-19 10:08:12 AM  

darth_badger: If your sister is a pest you could use DDT.


I'm not sure she was a blood relative, they have different last names.
 
2013-06-19 10:08:13 AM  
At first I thought the brother would be devastated, but then:

Police claim that Armstrong appeared to enjoy talking about the assault

That boy still has no idea what he did.

Thansk, Fark.  I come here for boobs and banter and all I got was this crappy story.
 
2013-06-19 10:08:17 AM  
Devalon Armstrong
Viloude Louis


First names.  Last names.  I'm guessing parenting wasn't a large priority in the house.
 
2013-06-19 10:08:21 AM  
It is definitely the white folks folk for created wrestling.  Plus, the kid probably saw a baby daddy doing it to mama.
 
2013-06-19 10:10:31 AM  

Freakin Rican: this happened a long time ago to another boy and his sister. the name escapes me for some reason.
but very very sad.

fake sport, real deaths.

(itsrealtome)


It happened down in Florida (of all places) and it was a pretty huge story because the kid was sentenced to life in prison.  I seem to recall he eventually got out on appeals with time served in juvie and ended up back in jail after other assorted crimes.  I also forget his name, but I'm betting the Googles would know.
 
2013-06-19 10:11:35 AM  

Freakin Rican: this happened a long time ago to another boy and his sister. the name escapes me for some reason.
but very very sad.

fake sport, real deaths.

(itsrealtome)


Lionel Tate.  He was 12 when he killed his 6 year old sister.
 
2013-06-19 10:11:41 AM  
dafuq am I reading
 
2013-06-19 10:11:57 AM  
Where, oh where is Andy Kaufman when he's needed?
 
2013-06-19 10:11:59 AM  
THANKS, OBAMA!
 
2013-06-19 10:12:19 AM  
This is why I only let my children watch harmless TV shows, like the Three Stooges.
 
2013-06-19 10:12:33 AM  
theflatline


It is definitely the white folks folk for created wrestling. Plus, the kid probably saw a baby daddy doing it to mama.

But she had a safe word for the choke hold.
 
2013-06-19 10:12:38 AM  
The girl's fine; she just doesn't want to "break kayfabe." That's dedication

.

LZeitgeist: Severely disappointing to make a joke out of this.


Oh, blow it out your ass. And welcome to Fark, you delicate flower, you.
 
2013-06-19 10:13:09 AM  
Unpossible, anyone under 18 cannot possibly be violent, according to Fark.
 
2013-06-19 10:13:30 AM  
I don't care that he's thirteen. He beat his sister to death. This is why some prison cells shouldn't even have locks. Just weld them closed.
 
2013-06-19 10:13:38 AM  
Folks need to Koko B. Ware of using wrestling moves at home!

/Yeah, I know.  I'm going to get a cup of coffee.
 
2013-06-19 10:14:22 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Time to ban wrestling.




Isn't "if it saves just one life it is worth it" the standard in our bubble wrapped world?
 
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2013-06-19 10:14:33 AM  
Armstrong reportedly body-slammed his sister on the bed, hit her in the stomach and bashed his elbow into her several times.
Louis suffered broken ribs, internal bleeding and a lacerated liver

prison industry is gonna love this kid.
 
2013-06-19 10:14:33 AM  

Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.


I dunno... he bodyslammed her on the bed, not the floor. I think this was something they do all the time, with her pretending to be hurt, but on this occasion her ribs were broken. Already. As in, someone else caused her injuries, and he got the blame.
Next we're going to hear he's not competent enough to stand trial, because he doesn't associate what he did with her injuries.
My take is that mom figured out how to get rid of two kids.
 
2013-06-19 10:15:49 AM  

minoridiot: Freakin Rican: this happened a long time ago to another boy and his sister. the name escapes me for some reason.
but very very sad.

fake sport, real deaths.

(itsrealtome)

Lionel Tate.  He was 12 when he killed his 6 year old sister.


Dave Chappelle white knights him while shiatting on Elizabeth Smart in some of his most bigoted material.  Not his best moment.
 
2013-06-19 10:15:51 AM  
This is not the first time either. Wasn't a few years ago that some kid suplexed his younger sibling to death, and blamed wrestling? And it wasn't just a one time "That Canadian Backwards Bunker Buster looks pretty cool, let me try it" it was a severe beating and multiple strikes.
 
2013-06-19 10:15:53 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: At first I thought the brother would be devastated, but then:

Police claim that Armstrong appeared to enjoy talking about the assault

That boy still has no idea what he did.


Have some big guys perform the same moves on him, he'll understand what he did real quick.  I am not really caring if he suffers the same result.
 
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2013-06-19 10:16:47 AM  

Cold_Sassy: darth_badger: If your sister is a pest you could use DDT.

I'm not sure she was a blood relative, they have different last names.


first names indicate they do indeed have different baby daddy
 
2013-06-19 10:17:05 AM  

JWideman: Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.

I dunno... he bodyslammed her on the bed, not the floor. I think this was something they do all the time, with her pretending to be hurt, but on this occasion her ribs were broken. Already. As in, someone else caused her injuries, and he got the blame.
Next we're going to hear he's not competent enough to stand trial, because he doesn't associate what he did with her injuries.
My take is that mom figured out how to get rid of two kids.


Yes. That all makes complete and perfect sense. *eyeroll*.
 
2013-06-19 10:17:28 AM  

JWideman: Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.

I dunno... he bodyslammed her on the bed, not the floor. I think this was something they do all the time, with her pretending to be hurt, but on this occasion her ribs were broken. Already. As in, someone else caused her injuries, and he got the blame.
Next we're going to hear he's not competent enough to stand trial, because he doesn't associate what he did with her injuries.
My take is that mom figured out how to get rid of two kids.


[WRONG! . JPG]
 
2013-06-19 10:18:46 AM  

lack of warmth: Nana's Vibrator: At first I thought the brother would be devastated, but then:

Police claim that Armstrong appeared to enjoy talking about the assault

That boy still has no idea what he did.

Have some big guys perform the same moves on him, he'll understand what he did real quick.  I am not really caring if he suffers the same result.


Some bigger kid in juvie will perform "the reverse suplex prostatic massage with large penis without the aid of saliva as a lube"  a few times a day.
 
2013-06-19 10:19:52 AM  
See Americans, the British don't have violent wrestling imitation kid's deaths, because they don't have wrestling and need TV licenses. When will the US wake up and get Congress to pass Television Control legislation?
 
2013-06-19 10:20:14 AM  
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Could have been worse.  He could have spit mysterious green mist into her eyes first.
 
2013-06-19 10:20:23 AM  

LZeitgeist: Severely disappointing to make a joke out of this.

A young kid killed his little sister! Ha, ha!

\disgusted


DAHHH! MY GAWD!!! That little girl had a family to feed!!!!!!
 
2013-06-19 10:20:35 AM  
See, gay porn is evil!
 
2013-06-19 10:20:47 AM  

JWideman: Aidan: Okay what the fark. Usually these stories are about a chokehold gone wrong. The crap that kid was doing was violence, not playfighting. Jesus.

I dunno... he bodyslammed her on the bed, not the floor. I think this was something they do all the time, with her pretending to be hurt, but on this occasion her ribs were broken. Already. As in, someone else caused her injuries, and he got the blame.
Next we're going to hear he's not competent enough to stand trial, because he doesn't associate what he did with her injuries.
My take is that mom figured out how to get rid of two kids.


No way is mom that smart.
 
2013-06-19 10:21:41 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 10:22:49 AM  
Meaner then a Junk Yard Dog
 
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