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(WTKR)   339 gallons of moonshine, 18 weapons seized form ranch. With pics of what the first round at a Fark party looks like   ( divider line
    More: Misc, Danville, weapons seized  
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8167 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jun 2013 at 2:27 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-19 01:44:32 PM  
2 votes:
Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
2013-06-19 01:00:00 PM  
2 votes:
looks like the ABC is going to have one hell of a 4th of July party and enough left over for Christmas.
2013-06-19 03:26:29 PM  
1 vote:

Big_Fat_Liar:  Did you know that spag is made from bootstraps and botched abortions?

Shhhh, don't tell TFSM that!!!!
2013-06-19 03:23:03 PM  
1 vote:

brantgoose: Crime is just another word for practical Libertarianism. Bootstrapey! Hurrah! Hip, hip, right-wing hippies, hooray!

Never mind the toxic lead content. That's just a Gubbermint conspiracy to prevent moonshiners and honest businessmen from making a profit. All regulation is bad. All bootstrapey is good for you, like home remedies and snakeoil. Nothing better than a bit of moonshine to wash down sulfer and blackstrap molasses, which if I recall correctly, is made of boot polish and old boot straps, so it's bootstrapey too!

Wood alcohol and copper sulphate are good for you. Bums thrive on the stuff.

Anyone who cooks with vessels made with lead could have lead in their food.  There is nothing unique about moon shiners that couldn't be true about any regular home brewer.  Maybe you have a problem with home brewers too?  Are they skimping out on the taxes you need to live on?  As long as we're being derpy, I'll join in.  You aren't all bootstrappy and out there cooking your own spaghetti sauce, are you?  Holly shiat, you probably have lead poisoning, you right wing tax avoiding extremist you!  Did you know that spag is made from bootstraps and botched abortions?
2013-06-19 02:37:27 PM  
1 vote:
Richmond fark party cancelled?
2013-06-19 02:36:41 PM  
1 vote:

Summercat: What's a Form Ranch?

It's where forms are raised for government bureaucrats. Forms don't grow on trees, you know. They are grown on factory farms and free-range ranches.

Fun fact: Forms naturally give birth to triplets but breeding as managed to create forms that can give birth to months worth of paperwork for small businesses and citizens.

Take the 1040 ... please.
2013-06-19 02:36:08 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency.

Department of Booze, Butts, and Bullets.
2013-06-19 02:35:41 PM  
1 vote:

Summercat: What's a Form Ranch?

One where everything has to be signed in triplicate?
2013-06-19 02:29:58 PM  
1 vote:
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