dittybopper: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
Summercat: What's a Form Ranch?
Mr.Hawk: Hmmm... Will this be a government is bad thread, a booze thread, or a gun thread...?
bwilson27: [static.ddmcdn.com image 300x300]
Tommy Moo: I have a hard time imagining this guy was a menace to society.
brantgoose: Crime is just another word for practical Libertarianism. Bootstrapey! Hurrah! Hip, hip, right-wing hippies, hooray!Never mind the toxic lead content. That's just a Gubbermint conspiracy to prevent moonshiners and honest businessmen from making a profit. All regulation is bad. All bootstrapey is good for you, like home remedies and snakeoil. Nothing better than a bit of moonshine to wash down sulfer and blackstrap molasses, which if I recall correctly, is made of boot polish and old boot straps, so it's bootstrapey too!Wood alcohol and copper sulphate are good for you. Bums thrive on the stuff.
kindms: A 4 Month investigation that leads to a whole bunch of misdemeanors ? And the only felony is because the guy had guns on a ranch where he makes shine ?Sounds like a huge waste of money and use of undercover agents
smed7: bwilson27: [static.ddmcdn.com image 300x300]a-hahahahahahahaha!!!that is *exactly* what I suspected.That boy is as sharp as a bowling-ball.
bwilson27: No way! He's on a roll!
Capo Del Bandito: bwilson27: No way! He's on a roll!Trolls should be that bit of satire and that bit of silliness, but over the top material should be left for Stalone movies about trucking.
Big_Fat_Liar: Did you know that spag is made from bootstraps and botched abortions?
Petit_Merdeux: unlawful sale of alcohol within 100 yards of a dangerous weaponlolwut
pdrake: how come nobody out west brews moon shine?
pdrake: how come nobody out west
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