FrancoFile: "ottoman"[inigo_montoya.jpg]I think they mean coffee table or occasional table. It had a lid.
Langston: Seems like an odd detail to include. Did it come up in the press conference?"Chief Wiggum! Chief Wiggum! Over here! Mark Pulitzer, NWF Daily News. Can you elaborate on the type of chocolate milk? Was it pre-mixed, or was this homemade? Was it Quik powder, or chocolate syrup? Hershey's or Bosco?"
BarkingUnicorn: FrancoFile: "ottoman"[inigo_montoya.jpg]I think they mean coffee table or occasional table. It had a lid.GIS "storage ottoman"
AverageAmericanGuy: I don't think I'd be able to fit in an ottoman.
Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 380x640]What an ottoman with chocolate milk on top might look like. Why is there chocolate milk on top? Why that's nobody's business but the turks.
Onkel Buck: The Zig-Zag man lives in my ottoman
jscart: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x364]He's not in here!, He's not in here!
AngryJailhouseFistfark: what an ottoman that people don't see might look like:
MythDragon: [img.fark.net image 640x360]How exactly would you balance it?
thehighesttree: Nobody's asked how a full glass of chocolate milk could rest undisturbed on the ottoman when the person who ostensibly placed it there is within said ottoman. That's the important thing here. Did he have an accomplice? Supernatural intervention?
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