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(Sports Illustrated)   MA Police search the home Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez in connection with homicide investigation. While the player is not a suspect at this time, team officials are preparing a trade with the Bengals just in case   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) divider line 12
    More: Interesting, Aaron Hernandez, Patriots, Chevrolet Suburban, Massachusetts State Police, Bengals, Foxboro, North Attleboro  
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2013-06-19 06:46:09 AM
4 votes:
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2013-06-19 11:02:11 AM
2 votes:

Magorn: There are some updates to the story today that make this  look a lot worse for Hernandez, inclusing his initial refusal to cooperate with authorities, the attempt to f two men to flee his house when police showed up, and a mysterious package, hand-delivered to Hernandez, sent  from a prominent local law Firm, that was delivered during the search.


Apparently Gisele was provoked on an elevator and lashed back, yelling that her husband can't kill people AND properly dispose of the bodies by himself.
Also, they're looking for a silver Chrysler 300 with Rhode Island plates.
2013-06-19 08:08:35 AM
2 votes:
No Welker, no Crunk, no Hernandez! Now who will Tim Tebow throw to when he starts in Week 6?!
2013-06-19 04:37:51 AM
2 votes:

VvonderJesus: luckily the patriots just signed another tight end last week


That's it! It's a set up! Jesus boy is working his way up the depth chart. Don't be surprised if the next thing we hear about is a catastrophic anesthesia error during one of Gronk's biweekly surgeries.
2013-06-19 04:06:40 AM
2 votes:
luckily the patriots just signed another tight end last week
2013-06-19 04:05:57 PM
1 votes:
Hernandez should talk to Dick Cheney's people. Maybe he can get an apology out of this.
2013-06-19 01:26:34 PM
1 votes:
He should be a killer of a pickup for some fantasy league player
2013-06-19 07:14:27 AM
1 votes:
So they signed Jesus to forgive Hernandez, It all makes sense now.
2013-06-19 02:35:05 AM
1 votes:

DeathByGeekSquad: Jacked my link and altered the headline? :(

/"Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez makes his case for a Bengals trade"
//same SI.com story


You won't go alone into the night. Others walk your same lonely path of darkness.
2013-06-19 01:16:27 AM
1 votes:
More: Interesting, Aaron Hernandez, Patriots, Chevrolet Suburban, Massachusetts State Police, Bengals, Foxboro, North Attleboro

Thank god these riveting sub-topics are just a click away!
2013-06-19 01:08:12 AM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: Excuse me, sir, but could I trouble you for a spare "of"?


"MA search the home Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez"

no, they said it right, when he get house arrest for killing someone, he will only be able to play in Foxborough, so he will only be used in their home games, therefore he will be the "home TE" for the Pats.
2013-06-19 01:06:14 AM
1 votes:
submitted with a better headline.

/obligatory
//and true
 
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