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(Fox News)   "My wife found out I knocked up an alien cat woman and was very unhappy. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don't see it as wrong"   (foxnews.com) divider line 73
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2013-06-19 01:00:08 AM
I wonder if people will still vote for him.
 
2013-06-19 01:03:54 AM
img.fark.net

"Amateur."
 
2013-06-19 02:54:02 AM
Was it C'Mell? If so, I don't blame him.
/Obscure?
 
2013-06-19 03:05:07 AM

GentlemanJ: Was it C'Mell? If so, I don't blame him.
/Obscure?


The master of psychological warfare obscure?
 
2013-06-19 03:05:38 AM
img.fark.net
Depicted: alien cat woman.
 
2013-06-19 03:05:55 AM
I think I saw that anime...
 
2013-06-19 03:07:02 AM

GentlemanJ: Was it C'Mell? If so, I don't blame him.
/Obscure?


Only to those who haven't taken the Santa Clara drug.

I was a lucky bastard, and ended up, in my youth in the mid-90s, to own a copy of Space Lords from Cordwainer Smith. The story of D'Joan really fixated on me for the longest time. And reading the rest of his stories, they're... quite interesting.

Now if you excuse me, my wife is CHROWL-ing at me.

/Okay, I lied, I don't have a wife
//and I think I farked up THAT particular word. I don't speak the Hero's Tongue anyhow.
 
2013-06-19 03:08:21 AM
Approves, as long as they take responsibility
 
2013-06-19 03:08:48 AM
What an alien cat woman might look like:

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 03:09:29 AM

James F. Campbell: [img.fark.net image 320x240]
Depicted: alien cat woman.


Not only did my image fail, I also got beaten to the punch.

/the Ctarl-Ctarl Empire will not be denied
 
2013-06-19 03:09:51 AM
Pfffff....

Here in the US there are politicians that claim god speaks to them and tells them what to do... And they get re-elected for decades
 
2013-06-19 03:14:02 AM
So banging the barn yard animal would count too then, if we are going on the "not on a human level" defense.
 
2013-06-19 03:14:07 AM
There's really nothing funny or lighthearted about schizophrenia. Sorry to be a dampener, but this one hits close to home.
 
2013-06-19 03:24:19 AM

jtown: What an alien cat woman might look like:

[img.fark.net image 468x696]


img.fark.net
Not impressed.
 
2013-06-19 03:24:45 AM

GentlemanJ: Was it C'Mell? If so, I don't blame him.
/Obscure?


No, she was lost a long time ago.
 
2013-06-19 03:29:25 AM

GentlemanJ: Was it C'Mell? If so, I don't blame him.
/Obscure?


No, C'Rod. Nothing is obscure on Fark.
/Go back to your stamp collection.
 
2013-06-19 03:44:16 AM

jtown: What an alien cat woman might look like:

[img.fark.net image 468x696]


WTF is that?!
 
2013-06-19 03:48:34 AM

Abacus9: jtown: What an alien cat woman might look like:

[img.fark.net image 468x696]

WTF is that?!


Maybe obscure to you, but not to me.

The Cat from Outer Space.
 
2013-06-19 03:57:39 AM

Gyrfalcon: GentlemanJ: Was it C'Mell? If so, I don't blame him.
/Obscure?

No, she was lost a long time ago.


Oh my that us old stuff, I feel so lost hold me.
/Have no clue what to post here : /
 
2013-06-19 03:58:18 AM

Summercat: GentlemanJ: Was it C'Mell? If so, I don't blame him.
/Obscure?

Only to those who haven't taken the Santa Clara drug.

I was a lucky bastard, and ended up, in my youth in the mid-90s, to own a copy of Space Lords from Cordwainer Smith. The story of D'Joan really fixated on me for the longest time. And reading the rest of his stories, they're... quite interesting.

Now if you excuse me, my wife is CHROWL-ing at me.

/Okay, I lied, I don't have a wife
//and I think I farked up THAT particular word. I don't speak the Hero's Tongue anyhow.


There are a ton of acrostics hidden in his works.
 
2013-06-19 04:01:39 AM

JonnyBGoode: Abacus9: jtown: What an alien cat woman might look like:

[img.fark.net image 468x696]

WTF is that?!

Maybe obscure to you, but not to me.

The Cat from Outer Space.


I'd watch the shiat out of that.
 
2013-06-19 04:41:08 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: There are a ton of acrostics hidden in his works.


So confused :/
/Yes I'm drunk what of it ; )
 
2013-06-19 04:53:35 AM
Maybe his wife is simply very unhappy because she's realized that her husband isn't simply odd, but  rather a full bore nutso.
 
2013-06-19 04:55:26 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: There are a ton of acrostics hidden in his works.

So confused :/
/Yes I'm drunk what of it ; )


Cordwainer Smith hid a lot of acrostics in his works. Care for a hit of stroon?
 
2013-06-19 04:59:01 AM
I did that once, well many times. The space pope lectured me but then I woke up from my delusion of shrooms and realized I was talking about my bestiality problem to a gecho on my wall.
By the way .. Enjoy your steak tonight.
 
2013-06-19 05:08:21 AM
Ps.. I still can't believe I'm an educator.
 
2013-06-19 05:12:45 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: There are a ton of acrostics hidden in his works.

So confused :/
/Yes I'm drunk what of it ; )

Cordwainer Smith hid a lot of acrostics in his works. Care for a hit of stroon?


I think I may need to check to links at a later time, right now I'm pretty farked
/Which isn't a bad thing in this case ; )
 
2013-06-19 05:31:03 AM
Can you blame him?
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 05:33:22 AM
TPD has their farking batcopters out again. Time to put the telescope away.

Since I couldn't find a good Almost Blue, here's a different Elvis.
/It's been a good year for the roses.
 
2013-06-19 05:35:15 AM
Huh?  I thought the point of rishathra was that no pregnancy could possibly result.
 
2013-06-19 05:50:24 AM
Relax buddy it was just some dude in a cat costume and you were pretty drunk.
 
2013-06-19 06:01:37 AM
Happens,
 
2013-06-19 06:18:06 AM
I assume this man wants to retire and do so in the most entertaining way humanly possible.
 
2013-06-19 06:33:00 AM
img.fark.net
"Meow Meow Fark, Meow Meow?"
/Strong scent of civit
//Everytime she gets horny, she pisses all over the furniture
 
2013-06-19 06:55:24 AM
Do alien cat men have barbs, the way male cats do? If so, how exactly do human males deal with the anatomical difference when knocking up alien cat women?

/this has been your daily dose of trauma
 
2013-06-19 07:10:07 AM
how many ducketts is alien child support these days?
 
2013-06-19 07:37:15 AM
oi50.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-19 07:37:54 AM
Nice
img.fark.net
I'd Master her Orion.

But also
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 07:49:18 AM

James F. Campbell: [img.fark.net image 320x240]
Depicted: alien cat woman.


Aisha Clanclan from the "Outlaw Star" anime series.  The first anime that I saw on Adult Swim.  Prior to coming across it I didn't know that they were airing anime on that station.
 
2013-06-19 08:04:30 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: GentlemanJ: Was it C'Mell? If so, I don't blame him.
/Obscure?

No, she was lost a long time ago.

Oh my that us old stuff, I feel so lost hold me.
/Have no clue what to post here : /




/frood dude
 
2013-06-19 08:15:35 AM
Aliens and a catwoman? I dunno but the GIS was kinda fun for about 20 secs..

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 08:17:07 AM

ciberido: jtown: What an alien cat woman might look like:

[img.fark.net image 468x696]

[img.fark.net image 800x800]
Not impressed.


Oh man, I loved this movie!
 
2013-06-19 08:18:14 AM
http://media.photobucket.com/user/califattts/media/Freaky_cat_woman.jp g.html?filters[term]=cat%20woman&filters[primary]=images&sort=1&o=67 Had to pick on you men!
 
2013-06-19 08:19:17 AM
img.fark.net/would help if I previewed. derp
 
2013-06-19 08:26:15 AM

Somacandra: [img.fark.net image 259x287]

"Amateur."


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Yes, Captain?
 
2013-06-19 08:34:28 AM

HotWingAgenda: There's really nothing funny or lighthearted about schizophrenia. Sorry to be a dampener, but this one hits close to home.


Calm down bro, nobody said anything about schizophrenia. I read the whole article and even read the linked article source, and NOWHERE did it say anything about schizo.

/has 2 degrees in psychology
 
2013-06-19 08:52:27 AM

GentlemanJ: Was it C'Mell? If so, I don't blame him.
/Obscure?


Cordwainer Smith should NEVER be obscure.
 
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2013-06-19 09:00:13 AM
OMG!! Catgirl thread? Finally...
th09.deviantart.net
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-19 09:01:23 AM
if this is wrong I don't ever want to be right...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-19 09:14:03 AM
pds17.egloos.com
"borrowed" image
 
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