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2013-06-18 10:21:15 PM
8 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: Ricardo Klement: Plane vertical range: 4900 meters
Stinger total range: 4800 meters

Even if directly above the launcher, it ain't gettin' there.

If it was an SM-3, you'd have to kill or shut up hundreds of sailors.

So it had to have been George W. Bush in an F-4.

He flew F-102s.....


That's what's so brilliant about the plan.  You'd never suspect him.
2013-06-18 08:28:04 PM
6 votes:
Plane vertical range: 4900 meters
Stinger total range: 4800 meters

Even if directly above the launcher, it ain't gettin' there.

If it was an SM-3, you'd have to kill or shut up hundreds of sailors.

So it had to have been George W. Bush in an F-4.
2013-06-18 09:34:51 PM
5 votes:

Ricardo Klement: So it had to have been George W. Bush in an F-4.


It was obviously a bird of prey that can fire when cloaked.
2013-06-19 03:03:05 AM
3 votes:

OgreMagi: the_chief: Quick, we'd better bomb another country. Who haven't we yet turned into a smoldering crater of freedom?

France?  Oh, wait.  I forgot about WW2.

How about Canada?


Canada actually deserves it for their crimes against humanity.

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2013-06-19 03:16:10 AM
2 votes:

the_chief: Quick, we'd better bomb another country. Who haven't we yet turned into a smoldering crater of freedom?


After the last few sh*tholes, I say we give the troops a break: Invade the Bahamas.
2013-06-19 02:56:04 AM
2 votes:
Quick, we'd better bomb another country. Who haven't we yet turned into a smoldering crater of freedom?
2013-06-19 02:20:06 AM
2 votes:

log_jammin: what are their names and what role did the have in the investigation?


see...Those are the important questions. Were they the forensic team or the "go get coffee" team members.
But since they were there first, it makes sense to....wait for it.........
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. Study it out. :-)
2013-06-19 02:17:31 AM
2 votes:

Fista-Phobia: Ricardo Klement: Plane vertical range: 4900 meters
Stinger total range: 4800 meters

Even if directly above the launcher, it ain't gettin' there.

If it was an SM-3, you'd have to kill or shut up hundreds of sailors.

So it had to have been George W. Bush in an F-4.

The flying brick!


You laugh, but one day we will be fighting an enemy in a glass house...
2013-06-19 01:58:58 AM
2 votes:
This is Obama's Corrupt Bargain of 1876. This means Samuel Tilden is president and Doc is alive and well in 1985.
2013-06-19 01:54:48 AM
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-19 01:32:04 AM
2 votes:
BENGHAZ-- Oh, wait, wrong scandal...
2013-06-19 10:43:25 AM
1 votes:

MonoChango: Deep Contact: There were 3 attack submarines in the area at the time. I believe the only people who would know about this are the fire control officer and captain. The rest have other duties and there are no windows.

The captain and exec were relieved of command of one of the subs.

Now is a submarine going to shoot down an aircraft?


It releases the sharks with the frickin' laser beams on their heads.  OBVIOUSLY.
2013-06-19 10:42:41 AM
1 votes:

bin_smokin: The image in the article does NOT look like an aircraft that suffered an internal explosion.

But I'm just a mechanical engineering consultant, not a demolitions expert so I will defer...


img.fark.net
Study it out!

/Not really directed at you in particular, more the thread at large.
2013-06-19 10:14:01 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-06-19 08:29:35 AM
1 votes:

Petit_Merdeux: tennessee.hillbilly: Don't forget the eyewitnesses on the beach.


[img.fark.net image 400x275]

They weren't close enough to see.


Or otherwise occupied
2013-06-19 08:18:44 AM
1 votes:

tennessee.hillbilly: Don't forget the eyewitnesses on the beach.



img.fark.net

They weren't close enough to see.
2013-06-19 07:57:54 AM
1 votes:
The government wouldn't lie to us, only conspiracy nuts think otherwise.

/i'm one of them now because humans aren't worth fighting for
2013-06-19 07:14:35 AM
1 votes:
The official explanation for the crash of TWA flight 800 is that the witnesses who were there are all idiots.
2013-06-19 06:26:12 AM
1 votes:

LordJiro: mr lawson: sat1va: Oh bullshiat. I attended  a conference on crash data recorders in the mid aughts held atthe NTSB in Ashburn, Virginia. As a surprise at the end of the conference they invited a lecture hall filled with forensic engineers and other forensic scientists into the hanger for a full access tour of the TWA800 wreckage with a full detailed explanation of how it occurred, showing all the explosion damage from the central fuel tank into the luggage compartment, showing the fuel sensor rod that caused it, everything. This was before the public was allowed access to view it and we were allowed to walk around it, under it, and down the aisles inside the plane. They had virtually every part of the plane picked off the ocean floor and reassembled except the wings wouldn't have fit in the hanger. You could tell how the wings had ripped off upward, how the front section of the aircraft tore, and how the rows of seats on the upper deck blew out the right side of the fuselage when the section hit the water.

I don't think a conspiracy that crazy would allow a good 120 forensic experts from all sorts of backgrounds that kind of access with that detail of story. They even talked about the conspiracy theories, the missiles that witnesses saw, etc.

ummm...
However, the six whistleblowers, all part of the original investigation team, stopped short of saying the plane was shot down.

Define "part".


They were on the catering crew and delivered coffee to the hangar on several occasions.
2013-06-19 04:55:18 AM
1 votes:

Fista-Phobia: Ricardo Klement: Plane vertical range: 4900 meters
Stinger total range: 4800 meters

Even if directly above the launcher, it ain't gettin' there.

If it was an SM-3, you'd have to kill or shut up hundreds of sailors.

So it had to have been George W. Bush in an F-4.

The flying  brick prick!


FTFY.

Oh, you meant the plane, sorry, carry on.
2013-06-19 03:53:50 AM
1 votes:
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.
2013-06-19 03:14:22 AM
1 votes:

Via Infinito: Ricardo Klement: So it had to have been George W. Bush in an F-4.

It was obviously a bird of prey that can fire when cloaked.


No blood for transparent aluminum!
2013-06-19 03:13:37 AM
1 votes:

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Via Infinito: Ricardo Klement: So it had to have been George W. Bush in an F-4.

It was obviously a bird of prey that can fire when cloaked.

Al Qaeda is breaking the treaty of Algeron!?

Those bastards.


Someone should DEFINITELY put flowers on that poor mouse's grave.

/Yes I know they aren't spelled the same.  Hush.
2013-06-19 02:47:46 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
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2013-06-19 02:43:11 AM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-06-19 02:39:00 AM
1 votes:

sat1va: it had been sitting on the runway in high heat cooking the fuel into "vapor" for a few hours before take-off, they concluded that the fuel sensor rod with the corroded connection had arced and sparked the fuel "vapors".


Please note that I have added quotes around the words Vapor and Vapors. your argument is now invalid.
2013-06-19 02:26:30 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net

\wanted for questioning
2013-06-19 02:07:13 AM
1 votes:
What's Alex Jones's take on this?
2013-06-19 01:59:54 AM
1 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: He flew F-102s.....


But his cod piece was all S-3 Viking.
2013-06-19 01:42:50 AM
1 votes:
They're not saying it was aliens...
2013-06-19 01:41:23 AM
1 votes:

Via Infinito: Ricardo Klement: So it had to have been George W. Bush in an F-4.

It was obviously a bird of prey that can fire when cloaked.


Al Qaeda is breaking the treaty of Algeron!?

Those bastards.
2013-06-19 01:32:12 AM
1 votes:
I know why the plane crashed

gravity. it's a biatch
2013-06-19 12:38:24 AM
1 votes:
I heard it was the same Israeli crew that sank the Liberty.
 
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