dookdookdook: ...Of course, painting the message "We Love Cock" on a Chick-fil-A seems pretty uncontroversial to us. Chick-fil-A is a chicken restaurant. Much of the chicken meat they use comes from castrated roosters, and cock is just another name for a rooster.
dookdookdook: While searching for pictures of the vandalism, I found this far-superior link for this story:http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/06/florida_chick-fil-a_v an dalized.php...Of course, painting the message "We Love Cock" on a Chick-fil-A seems pretty uncontroversial to us. Chick-fil-A is a chicken restaurant. Much of the chicken meat they use comes from castrated roosters, and cock is just another name for a rooster.In fact, Chick-fil-A's customers must be some of the biggest cock-lovers in the country. It's like they can never get enough of that cock. They are literally so cock hungry, they wait in line to get that thick, juicy cock morning, noon and night. Some of them like to savor cock first by sucking the cock a little bit first. Others like to make sure the cock is covered in gooey sauce before they shove that cock down in the back of their throats. Most customers usually take multiple cocks at a time.Chick-fil-A obviously also likes to get that cock between their buns. Usually with a few pickles in there too. Chick-fil-A's buns are pretty loose, so just shoving cock in between them is never enough. Of course, Chick-fil-A has lighter menu items too for those watching their weight. So they like to toss the salad real good before they put the cock in there. Some customers like to get their cock in wraps, but a surprising number seem to prefer unwrapped cock (despite warnings from their doctor).So, it's just a factual statement that anyone who either works or eats at a Chick-fil-A loves cock. Duh. That would be like spray painting "Beef is Good" on a Burger King.
TuteTibiImperes: The only problem with my local Chik-fil-A is that they're stingy with the mayo. You practically have to beg them to give you a load of that creamy white delicious sauce.
FirstNationalBastard: TuteTibiImperes: The only problem with my local Chik-fil-A is that they're stingy with the mayo. You practically have to beg them to give you a load of that creamy white delicious sauce.Who doesn't love a glistening, creamy, white goodness dripping from some quality cockmeat, covering their face with the messy load?
djkutch: I'm hungry. I'd suck a cock for some Chik-fil-A right now.
tinfoil-hat maggie: May be just, maybe it was done buy people that only know about a few thigs and aren't gay.Granted I waned to post signs in fron't of the new CFA that sais chicken tastes beter with hate. but well it opened and seems to be doing a brisk business.
rnatalie: [blog.soldwedelian.net image 300x300]Always keep a package of this in my pantry for those who insist on rummaging through there.
EviLincoln: Inside job.
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