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(Sun Sentinel)   You're definitely doing it wrong if you spray paint anti-gay slurs on walls of a Chik-fil-A   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 62
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2013-06-18 08:18:46 PM
While searching for pictures of the vandalism, I found this far-superior link for this story:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/06/florida_chick-fil-a_v an dalized.php

...Of course, painting the message "We Love Cock" on a Chick-fil-A seems pretty uncontroversial to us. Chick-fil-A is a chicken restaurant. Much of the chicken meat they use comes from castrated roosters, and cock is just another name for a rooster.

In fact, Chick-fil-A's customers must be some of the biggest cock-lovers in the country. It's like they can never get enough of that cock. They are literally so cock hungry, they wait in line to get that thick, juicy cock morning, noon and night. Some of them like to savor cock first by sucking the cock a little bit first. Others like to make sure the cock is covered in gooey sauce before they shove that cock down in the back of their throats. Most customers usually take multiple cocks at a time.

Chick-fil-A obviously also likes to get that cock between their buns. Usually with a few pickles in there too. Chick-fil-A's buns are pretty loose, so just shoving cock in between them is never enough. Of course, Chick-fil-A has lighter menu items too for those watching their weight. So they like to toss the salad real good before they put the cock in there. Some customers like to get their cock in wraps, but a surprising number seem to prefer unwrapped cock (despite warnings from their doctor).

So, it's just a factual statement that anyone who either works or eats at a Chick-fil-A loves cock. Duh. That would be like spray painting "Beef is Good" on a Burger King.
 
2013-06-18 08:30:35 PM
:-|
 
2013-06-18 08:37:31 PM

dookdookdook: ...Of course, painting the message "We Love Cock" on a Chick-fil-A seems pretty uncontroversial to us. Chick-fil-A is a chicken restaurant. Much of the chicken meat they use comes from castrated roosters, and cock is just another name for a rooster.


Then it should properly read "We Love Capon". I know this from playing AD&D 2nd ed. No, really.
 
2013-06-18 08:59:32 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-18 08:59:59 PM
Kinky...
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-18 09:07:59 PM

dookdookdook: While searching for pictures of the vandalism, I found this far-superior link for this story:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/06/florida_chick-fil-a_v an dalized.php

...Of course, painting the message "We Love Cock" on a Chick-fil-A seems pretty uncontroversial to us. Chick-fil-A is a chicken restaurant. Much of the chicken meat they use comes from castrated roosters, and cock is just another name for a rooster.

In fact, Chick-fil-A's customers must be some of the biggest cock-lovers in the country. It's like they can never get enough of that cock. They are literally so cock hungry, they wait in line to get that thick, juicy cock morning, noon and night. Some of them like to savor cock first by sucking the cock a little bit first. Others like to make sure the cock is covered in gooey sauce before they shove that cock down in the back of their throats. Most customers usually take multiple cocks at a time.

Chick-fil-A obviously also likes to get that cock between their buns. Usually with a few pickles in there too. Chick-fil-A's buns are pretty loose, so just shoving cock in between them is never enough. Of course, Chick-fil-A has lighter menu items too for those watching their weight. So they like to toss the salad real good before they put the cock in there. Some customers like to get their cock in wraps, but a surprising number seem to prefer unwrapped cock (despite warnings from their doctor).

So, it's just a factual statement that anyone who either works or eats at a Chick-fil-A loves cock. Duh. That would be like spray painting "Beef is Good" on a Burger King.


That entire article was fabulous.
 
2013-06-18 09:09:15 PM
I'm hungry. I'd suck a cock for some Chik-fil-A right now.
 
2013-06-18 09:11:44 PM
Eat mor dickin?
 
2013-06-18 09:13:37 PM
The only problem with my local Chik-fil-A is that they're stingy with the mayo.  You practically have to beg them to give you a load of that creamy white delicious sauce.
 
2013-06-18 09:37:16 PM
Inside job.
 
2013-06-18 10:11:23 PM
dookdookdook:

Well, there's my laugh for the night
 
2013-06-18 10:13:23 PM

dookdookdook: While searching for pictures of the vandalism, I found this far-superior link for this story:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/06/florida_chick-fil-a_v an dalized.php

...Of course, painting the message "We Love Cock" on a Chick-fil-A seems pretty uncontroversial to us. Chick-fil-A is a chicken restaurant. Much of the chicken meat they use comes from castrated roosters, and cock is just another name for a rooster.

In fact, Chick-fil-A's customers must be some of the biggest cock-lovers in the country. It's like they can never get enough of that cock. They are literally so cock hungry, they wait in line to get that thick, juicy cock morning, noon and night. Some of them like to savor cock first by sucking the cock a little bit first. Others like to make sure the cock is covered in gooey sauce before they shove that cock down in the back of their throats. Most customers usually take multiple cocks at a time.

Chick-fil-A obviously also likes to get that cock between their buns. Usually with a few pickles in there too. Chick-fil-A's buns are pretty loose, so just shoving cock in between them is never enough. Of course, Chick-fil-A has lighter menu items too for those watching their weight. So they like to toss the salad real good before they put the cock in there. Some customers like to get their cock in wraps, but a surprising number seem to prefer unwrapped cock (despite warnings from their doctor).

So, it's just a factual statement that anyone who either works or eats at a Chick-fil-A loves cock. Duh. That would be like spray painting "Beef is Good" on a Burger King.


+1 internets for you.
 
2013-06-18 10:32:09 PM
Put 'em on a canvas and maybe the franchisee will pay you!
 
2013-06-18 10:40:32 PM
maybe the graffiti was meant to be ironic.
 
2013-06-18 11:18:51 PM

TuteTibiImperes: The only problem with my local Chik-fil-A is that they're stingy with the mayo.  You practically have to beg them to give you a load of that creamy white delicious sauce.


Who doesn't love a glistening, creamy, white goodness dripping from some quality cockmeat, covering their face with the messy load?
 
2013-06-18 11:32:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: TuteTibiImperes: The only problem with my local Chik-fil-A is that they're stingy with the mayo.  You practically have to beg them to give you a load of that creamy white delicious sauce.

Who doesn't love a glistening, creamy, white goodness dripping from some quality cockmeat, covering their face with the messy load?


Exactly, that salty creamy tang really elevates the whole experience of devouring cock.  Without it the endeavor can still be enjoyable, but cock meat between the buns without that special sauce just feels incomplete.
 
2013-06-19 04:07:16 AM

djkutch: I'm hungry. I'd suck a cock for some Chik-fil-A right now.


I'm not even gonna ask what you'd do for a Klondike bar.
 
2013-06-19 05:34:56 AM
This is takes panache
 
2013-06-19 05:39:32 AM
 
2013-06-19 05:43:17 AM

dookdookdook: While searching for pictures of the vandalism, I found this far-superior link for this story:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/06/florida_chick-fil-a_v an dalized.php

...Of course, painting the message "We Love Cock" on a Chick-fil-A seems pretty uncontroversial to us. Chick-fil-A is a chicken restaurant. Much of the chicken meat they use comes from castrated roosters, and cock is just another name for a rooster.

In fact, Chick-fil-A's customers must be some of the biggest cock-lovers in the country. It's like they can never get enough of that cock. They are literally so cock hungry, they wait in line to get that thick, juicy cock morning, noon and night. Some of them like to savor cock first by sucking the cock a little bit first. Others like to make sure the cock is covered in gooey sauce before they shove that cock down in the back of their throats. Most customers usually take multiple cocks at a time.

Chick-fil-A obviously also likes to get that cock between their buns. Usually with a few pickles in there too. Chick-fil-A's buns are pretty loose, so just shoving cock in between them is never enough. Of course, Chick-fil-A has lighter menu items too for those watching their weight. So they like to toss the salad real good before they put the cock in there. Some customers like to get their cock in wraps, but a surprising number seem to prefer unwrapped cock (despite warnings from their doctor).

So, it's just a factual statement that anyone who either works or eats at a Chick-fil-A loves cock. Duh. That would be like spray painting "Beef is Good" on a Burger King.


That is out farking standing.
 
2013-06-19 05:44:09 AM
i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-19 05:44:26 AM
May be just, maybe it was done buy people that only know about a few thigs and aren't gay.

Granted I waned to post signs in fron't of the new CFA that sais chicken tastes beter with hate. but well it opened and seems to be doing a brisk business.
 
2013-06-19 05:46:46 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 05:53:56 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: May be just, maybe it was done buy people that only know about a few thigs and aren't gay.

Granted I waned to post signs in fron't of the new CFA that sais chicken tastes beter with hate. but well it opened and seems to be doing a brisk business.


That would have been awesome.
 
2013-06-19 06:09:34 AM
Oh, and I put anti LGBT stuff on fark all the time and they like it. They take it like a man ; )
You know ; )
 
2013-06-19 06:10:05 AM
In other news, Chick-fil-a officials have cancelled a scheduled press conference to unveil a new look for the resturant later this week.
 
2013-06-19 06:14:05 AM
"Romans Gays, they go, the house?"
 
2013-06-19 06:17:15 AM

dookdookdook: While searching for pictures of the vandalism, I found this far-superior link for this story:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/06/florida_chick-fil-a_v an dalized.php

...Of course, painting the message "We Love Cock" on a Chick-fil-A seems pretty uncontroversial to us. Chick-fil-A is a chicken restaurant. Much of the chicken meat they use comes from castrated roosters, and cock is just another name for a rooster.

In fact, Chick-fil-A's customers must be some of the biggest cock-lovers in the country. It's like they can never get enough of that cock. They are literally so cock hungry, they wait in line to get that thick, juicy cock morning, noon and night. Some of them like to savor cock first by sucking the cock a little bit first. Others like to make sure the cock is covered in gooey sauce before they shove that cock down in the back of their throats. Most customers usually take multiple cocks at a time.

Chick-fil-A obviously also likes to get that cock between their buns. Usually with a few pickles in there too. Chick-fil-A's buns are pretty loose, so just shoving cock in between them is never enough. Of course, Chick-fil-A has lighter menu items too for those watching their weight. So they like to toss the salad real good before they put the cock in there. Some customers like to get their cock in wraps, but a surprising number seem to prefer unwrapped cock (despite warnings from their doctor).

So, it's just a factual statement that anyone who either works or eats at a Chick-fil-A loves cock. Duh. That would be like spray painting "Beef is Good" on a Burger King.


Not often we get to say "done in one" and mean it!
 
2013-06-19 06:26:59 AM
I'm not saying it's hipsters.
 
2013-06-19 06:42:05 AM
Davie? *click* yup.

/Farking Icehole Cork Saggers
 
2013-06-19 07:36:35 AM
Totally supports the God-fearing proprietors of Chik-Fil-A:

static.globalgrind.com
 
2013-06-19 07:44:11 AM
blog.soldwedelian.net
Always keep a package of this in my pantry for those who insist on rummaging through there.
 
2013-06-19 07:45:17 AM
Now it's Chic-A- Fil- A-Butt
 
2013-06-19 07:47:00 AM

rnatalie: [blog.soldwedelian.net image 300x300]
Always keep a package of this in my pantry for those who insist on rummaging through there.


Mmmmmm! SPICY
 
2013-06-19 07:50:57 AM
I was expecting this thread to be full of sexual innuendo.  You guys are slacking.
 
2013-06-19 07:54:18 AM
I never saw the Chow Down video before. Not sure how I feel about it pre-coffee.
 
2013-06-19 08:02:11 AM
Gay spray painter in the closet of Chik-fill-A
 
2013-06-19 08:08:47 AM
90% chance it is one of the teens that work there.
 
2013-06-19 08:13:24 AM
Was it "HAWKWIND YOU FARKING QUEERS"?


/ cause that would have been awesome
 
2013-06-19 08:18:31 AM
this thread is so full of win!

/funnied lots of you
 
2013-06-19 08:22:55 AM
In all my years perusing Fark I have never ONCE seen an actual spam comment until today... and it got removed almost immediately. Damn you f*ckers are fast. Good jorb.
 
2013-06-19 08:50:06 AM
Chick-Fil-A: "Only putting the highest quality cock in your mouth."
 
2013-06-19 08:50:46 AM
i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-19 08:59:51 AM
I thought a "Chik-fill-A" was s sex position where one guy is standing getting a Beej from a second guy who is n his knees, while a third man lays behind the first man and "nests his eggs" in his mouth
 
2013-06-19 09:10:07 AM
Penis.
 
2013-06-19 09:11:55 AM
 It's another example of intolerance and bigotry in this country. When will homosexuals get equal rights?!?

Or, maybe, it's just a run of the mill lame dick joke that has nothing to do with gay people.
 
2013-06-19 09:26:18 AM
Next up on their agenda: painting more anti-gay slurs on the side of Westboro Baptist Church headquarters, then some anti-black slurs on the side of a KKK building...
 
2013-06-19 09:30:10 AM

dookdookdook: While searching for pictures of the vandalism, I found this far-superior link for this story:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/06/florida_chick-fil-a_v an dalized.php

...Of course, painting the message "We Love Cock" on a Chick-fil-A seems pretty uncontroversial to us. Chick-fil-A is a chicken restaurant. Much of the chicken meat they use comes from castrated roosters, and cock is just another name for a rooster.

In fact, Chick-fil-A's customers must be some of the biggest cock-lovers in the country. It's like they can never get enough of that cock. They are literally so cock hungry, they wait in line to get that thick, juicy cock morning, noon and night. Some of them like to savor cock first by sucking the cock a little bit first. Others like to make sure the cock is covered in gooey sauce before they shove that cock down in the back of their throats. Most customers usually take multiple cocks at a time.

Chick-fil-A obviously also likes to get that cock between their buns. Usually with a few pickles in there too. Chick-fil-A's buns are pretty loose, so just shoving cock in between them is never enough. Of course, Chick-fil-A has lighter menu items too for those watching their weight. So they like to toss the salad real good before they put the cock in there. Some customers like to get their cock in wraps, but a surprising number seem to prefer unwrapped cock (despite warnings from their doctor).

So, it's just a factual statement that anyone who either works or eats at a Chick-fil-A loves cock. Duh. That would be like spray painting "Beef is Good" on a Burger King.


Hahahahahahahhahahahah....
 
2013-06-19 09:38:36 AM

EviLincoln: Inside job.


well.... not saying this is related... but I've heard that the Family Research Council has a new executive director of 'lobbying' and this type of media whoring could be a boost for both FRC and Chik-fil-A.
 
2013-06-19 09:41:39 AM
on a slightly related note... there's a little pub in my wife's hometown that brags a bit about their fried chicken... they printed up t-shirts with the slogan:  the only way to get a better piece of chicken is to be a rooster.
 
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