vossiewulf: Your husband is a complete and utter dumbass.
Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: Just your husband, not your whole family.
God Is My Co-Pirate: "Your husband is a moran. Take out a hefty insurance policy."
Somacandra: Do you know WHO ELSE got torn apart?
LoneWolf343: I have a father who refuses to wear a motorcycle helmet. I actually told him right to his face, something I don't do often, that if he is killed while riding without a helmet, I'm not spending a dime on his funeral. Still refuses to do it. Probably why he went off and married a biatch who is even dumber than he is.
unamused: vossiewulf: Your husband is a complete and utter dumbass.Perhaps he is a physicist and not a statistician. 60 to 0 = 60 to 0.
NewportBarGuy: "Dear Prudence, my husband is a complete f*cking idiot... What should I do?""Divorce."
LemSkroob: Your husband sounds like low class trash.
Satanic_Hamster: Lady:Blow a couple of cops and then have them pull his ass over and ticketed for not wearing a seat belt. Keep sucking cock until it gets his behavior corrected.
bunner: LemSkroob: Your husband sounds like low class trash.What was he before cars had seat belts?
bunner: NewportBarGuy: "Dear Prudence, my husband is a complete f*cking idiot... What should I do?""Divorce."So, divorce and taking all of his assets, house, kids and money is the "solution" for the man you promised to love honor and cherish not wearing a seat belt? Are you by chance an attorney?
LoneWolf343: Anyway, if he is that stupid there, he is that stupid in other places, and a split would likely be beneficial.
sat1va: No BS, but in Alberta we have something like a 90% seat belt compliance rate, and yet nearly half of major collisions involve someone not wearing a seat belt. My boss had given me the stat when I started collision investigation, and after over 400 collisions investigated I found it was absolutely true. I've heard similar statistics from other places in Canada and the US. It's almost like people that don't wear seat belts are too dumb to realize that they are mortals operating a deadly weapon and are careless about it. If you don't wear a seat belt you are a farking idiot, end of story. I don't care if you are a cop, drive taxi, or whatever. Not wearing a seat belt is simply one of the stupidest and most dangerous choices one can make, and letting someone in your vehicle without one is asking for their head to split open yours.My favourite is when cops don't want to wear a belt so they can exit a vehicle quicker in an emergency. These guys would never leave the station without a kevlar vest on but driving aggressively without a seat belt is an acceptable risk, despite the fact that the overwhelming majority of police deaths are collision related.
LoneWolf343: Anyway, if he is that stupid there, he is that stupid in other places
This text is now purple: unamused: vossiewulf: Your husband is a complete and utter dumbass.Perhaps he is a physicist and not a statistician. 60 to 0 = 60 to 0.A physicist would understand that F=MA, not MV.
bunner: LoneWolf343: Anyway, if he is that stupid there, he is that stupid in other places, and a split would likely be beneficial.To whom?If you really much, think of it as a wake-up call.I really musn't
pueblonative: Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: Just your husband, not your whole family.no, actually it will probably be the family car. . .by the jaws of life. Actually jaws of life probably won't be the best name at this point. How about the jaws of "getting enough information to file a claim on the life insurance"?
WhoopAssWayne: I keep thinking about getting those seatbelt cutter/window buster tools for the cars just in case. I was a volunteer firefighter / first responder for 10 years, had some extractions, but never saw a need for them. Just wonder if throwing in a few bucks might be worth it anyway, just for bizarre sh*t, or is it just a waste of money...
LoneWolf343: bunner: LoneWolf343: Anyway, if he is that stupid there, he is that stupid in other places, and a split would likely be beneficial.To whom?If you really much, think of it as a wake-up call.I really musn'tWell, maybe you can look him up and you two can be a couple fat-headed idiots together.
Birnone: If he was raised that way then you aren't changing him. That's 'normal' to him, it's permanently ingrained. I bet even if he got in an accident and was injured specifically due to not wearing a seatbelt, he'd explain it away.This is assuming that his not wearing a seatbelt is not in any way related to any other control issues he has with his wife. It could be that he is reacting to some perceived challenge to his status. For instance, if she didn't care about him not wearing a seatbelt before this baby was conceived, he may feel slighted, as if she's saying "I only care if you live or die now because I don't want to be stuck alone with the baby".
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