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(Chicago Trib)   Man upset that the mother of his child refused to let him see his kid decides to randomly shoot someone because he was "angry and someone had to pay"   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 142
    More: Scary, Father's Day, drive-by shootings, Mount Sinai Hospital, 16th Street, 23rd Street  
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2013-06-18 08:40:16 PM
The only way to stop a bad guy from randomly shooting people with a gun is with a good guy randomly shooting people with a gun.
 
2013-06-18 09:32:45 PM

Mentat: The only way to stop a bad guy from randomly shooting people with a gun is with a good guy randomly shooting people with a gun.


It's the law of averages.
 
2013-06-18 10:24:47 PM

doglover: Mentat: The only way to stop a bad guy from randomly shooting people with a gun is with a good guy randomly shooting people with a gun.

It's the law of averages.


The law of averages is just a theory. Like the metric system.
 
2013-06-18 10:35:38 PM
Let's just shoot everybody, to be safe.
 
2013-06-18 11:12:26 PM
I can't imagine why the mom would want to keep the kid away from the dad.
 
2013-06-18 11:48:40 PM
Sure, does the Chicago Tribute print the stories of the 1,000,000 fathers in Chicago that did not shoot up the hood on Father's Day for revenge?

Of course not.

This goat farker, his story they print.
 
2013-06-18 11:52:32 PM

RoyBatty: Sure, does the Chicago Tribute print the stories of the 1,000,000 fathers in Chicago that did not shoot up the hood on Father's Day for revenge?

Of course not.

This goat farker, his story they print.


That's offensive to the honest, hard working Americans who pay taxes and also happen to fark goats.
 
2013-06-19 12:02:02 AM
I don't believe it. There is no way this could have happened in the gun free utopia of Chicago. There are laws against this sort of thing.
 
2013-06-19 12:12:18 AM

Elegy: I don't believe it. There is no way this could have happened in the gun free utopia of Chicago. There are laws against this sort of thing.


So now he gets to be charged with two crimes instead of one.
 
2013-06-19 12:14:29 AM
He could have just as easily shot someone with a knife.
 
2013-06-19 12:14:53 AM
Kill the 3 of them. Mother, son, father. That gene pool is some sort of contaminated Times Beach level shiat.
 
2013-06-19 12:15:01 AM

nytmare: Elegy: I don't believe it. There is no way this could have happened in the gun free utopia of Chicago. There are laws against this sort of thing.

So now he gets to be charged with two crimes instead of one.


I'm sure if we can just charge people with enough crimes, the weight of the parchment will collapse time and space and actually prevent crimes, despite 1000's of years of direct evidence to the contrary.
 
2013-06-19 12:15:07 AM
He should have just shot himself.
 
2013-06-19 12:15:26 AM
FTFA - "Xavier Guzman, 25, whose nickname is "Lil Bin Laden," has been charged with aggravated battery with a handgun and unlawful use of a weapon by a felon."

His nickname was 'Lil Bin Laden'?   Really?
 
2013-06-19 12:16:17 AM
/r/MensRights
 
2013-06-19 12:17:18 AM
The man is not legally allowed to own a firearm and there are idiots in Chicago saying that we need stricter gun laws.
 
2013-06-19 12:17:30 AM
FTA :

beat officers heard two gunshots

and saw a white SUV traveling south at a high rate of speed.

and saw Guzman toss a gun out of the driver's side window

Guzman was placed into custody after his SUV crashed.


Wow. Dont ever get on a plane with this unlucky bastard.
 
2013-06-19 12:18:22 AM

Elegy: I don't believe it. There is no way this could have happened in thefreeguns utopia of Chicago. There are laws against this sort of thing.


/ftfy
 
2013-06-19 12:18:38 AM
I'm against the death penalty, but in this case I feel like I could make an exception.

If you throw deadly, random tantrums at the age of 25, I just don't know what else we could possibly do with you.
 
2013-06-19 12:21:12 AM
He should have just used his psychic powers to convince the mom to let him see the kids.
 
2013-06-19 12:21:34 AM
Stay classy, Lil Bin Laden.
 
2013-06-19 12:23:03 AM

shanrick: doglover: Mentat: The only way to stop a bad guy from randomly shooting people with a gun is with a good guy randomly shooting people with a gun.

It's the law of averages.

The law of averages is just a theory. Like the metric system.


I KNEW IT
 
2013-06-19 12:23:05 AM
Guzman then fired several times, striking the 21-year-old man in the right forearm

He's either NYPD or a Stormtrooper
 
2013-06-19 12:23:10 AM

nytmare: Elegy: I don't believe it. There is no way this could have happened in the gun free utopia of Chicago. There are laws against this sort of thing.

So now he gets to be charged with two crimes instead of one.


I've been assured that the criminal justice system is completely unnecessary, because Jesus.
 
2013-06-19 12:26:06 AM

GhostFish: I'm against the death penalty, but in this case I feel like I could make an exception.

If you throw deadly, random tantrums at the age of 25, I just don't know what else we could possibly do with you.


This
 
2013-06-19 12:28:11 AM
This one is broken.  Destroy it and save the cost and trauma.
 
2013-06-19 12:29:05 AM

Elegy: I don't believe it. There is no way this could have happened in the gun free utopia of Chicago. There are laws against this sort of thing.

McDonald v. Chicago

overturned Chicago's common sense total prohibition upon civilian handgun ownership, thus legally allowing felons like Mr. Guzman to purchase firearms at pharmacies without a background check.
 
2013-06-19 12:30:45 AM
Man, upset that the mother of his child refused to let him see his kid, justifies the mother's refusal
 
2013-06-19 12:34:20 AM
To the Gun Control Freaks. This guy was a "F.E.L.O.N." and was not suppose to have a gun in the first place.
So STFU
 
2013-06-19 12:36:56 AM
Very nice, now possibly for the next 5-10 years if convicted, each day will be like Father's Day because he won't be seeing his kids during those years either.
 
2013-06-19 12:37:27 AM

stuffy: To the Gun Control Freaks. This guy was a "F.E.L.O.N." and was not suppose to have a gun in the first place.
So STFU


Well, perhaps if we could physically remove guns from the environment - "Grab them", if you will - things would improve.
 
2013-06-19 12:38:04 AM
Idiot, he should have found someone to shoot him, would have taken his mind of not being able to see his kid.
 
2013-06-19 12:39:27 AM

gadian: stuffy: To the Gun Control Freaks. This guy was a "F.E.L.O.N." and was not suppose to have a gun in the first place.
So STFU

Well, perhaps if we could physically remove guns from the environment - "Grab them", if you will - things would improve.

The only ones you know about are legal.
 
2013-06-19 12:39:56 AM
How hard did he shoot the person?
Was it a "Hey, Buddy... 'gonna shoot ya now. I just need to get this off my chest, okay?" kind of a gentle shooting?
Or was it a malicious shooting?
 
2013-06-19 12:41:54 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Kill the 3 of them. Mother, son, father. That gene pool is some sort of contaminated Times Beach level shiat.

 
2013-06-19 12:42:07 AM
I can't imagine what he will do if his daughter doesn't visit him in jail on jailbird day.
 
2013-06-19 12:44:34 AM
For the idiot above that said "grab them",,,,hahahahaha!!! He would have just stabbed her or beat her to death then. Or maybe a little strangulation. C'mon, live in the real world, shyt will happen no matter if there are guns or not. Now go back and hide under your blanky and wait for the government to make it all better.
 
2013-06-19 12:44:50 AM
stuffy: To the Gun Control Freaks. This guy was a "F.E.L.O.N." and was not suppose to have a gun in the first place.So STFUI don't understand your position at all. I like how you proclaim it loudly, albeit sans logic. But I find humor in loud dipshiats. +1
 
2013-06-19 12:45:08 AM
That moment you see a headline on dark, and begin to pray... "Please don't let that be my ex... Please don't let that be my ex"

Phew! I'm safe.
 
2013-06-19 12:46:23 AM

Erinvaries: That moment you see a headline on dark, and begin to pray... "Please don't let that be my ex... Please don't let that be my ex"

Phew! I'm safe.


So, you must have a great relationship with your dad...
 
2013-06-19 12:48:08 AM
This has to be asked... Hey subby, do you shills get paid to submit this shait to Fark and other sites or what?
I've seen lots of stories about so called "Mass Shootings" involving less than 5 people (an average 4 hour period in  Liberal controlled Chicago) and it's really getting old. Hey Mods, how about you green light some stories about all the times an average citizen uses a firearm to stop or prevent a crime, oh, I forgot, that doesn't get ad clicks.
Citation: http://www.americanrifleman.org/bloglist.aspx?id=21
 
2013-06-19 12:48:28 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Kill the 3 of them. Mother, son, father. That gene pool is some sort of contaminated Times Beach level shiat.


Im betting that the cadre of folks that want to cleanse the gene pool are also the least likely to procreate.

havent you guys ever heard of the rose that grew from concrete?

many that live deserve death. Many that die deserve life. Dont be so quick to dole out death in judgment. Even the truly wise cannot see all ends.
 
2013-06-19 12:49:34 AM
Chicago has banned guns so this didn't happen. Case dismissed.
 
2013-06-19 12:51:48 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: PC LOAD LETTER: Kill the 3 of them. Mother, son, father. That gene pool is some sort of contaminated Times Beach level shiat.

Im betting that the cadre of folks that want to cleanse the gene pool are also the least likely to procreate.

havent you guys ever heard of the rose that grew from concrete?

many that live deserve death. Many that die deserve life. Dont be so quick to dole out death in judgment. Even the truly wise cannot see all ends.


OK Gandalf.
 
2013-06-19 12:52:22 AM

bojon: The only ones you know about are legal.


Oh relax, I wasn't serious.  If I were though, I'd want it to be done full-on fascist.  Storm the felon's house and other property and search every fiber, taking any firearms.  Deliver notice to any immediate family, neighbors, and friends that if they provide said felon with a gun, the household will serve twice the sentence the criminal serves the next time he's arrested.  Have a black list registry with gun stores and have the sellers under the same condition as family members. Do random, any hour of the day searches from there on. If you're going to do it, go balls out.
 
2013-06-19 12:53:14 AM

RoyBatty: Sure, does the Chicago Tribute print the stories of the 1,000,000 fathers in Chicago that did not shoot up the hood on Father's Day for revenge?

Of course not.

This goat farker, his story they print.


Not shooting someone is not newsworthy. Besides, I bet not that many Chicago fathers didn't shoot somebody on Father's Day for revenge.
 
2013-06-19 12:54:30 AM

ArmednHammered: This has to be asked... Hey subby, do you shills get paid to submit this shait to Fark and other sites or what?
I've seen lots of stories about so called "Mass Shootings" involving less than 5 people (an average 4 hour period in  Liberal controlled Chicago) and it's really getting old. Hey Mods, how about you green light some stories about all the times an average citizen uses a firearm to stop or prevent a crime, oh, I forgot, that doesn't get ad clicks.
Citation: http://www.americanrifleman.org/bloglist.aspx?id=21


Being a shill would've been submitting with a headline that reads "Guy shoots random guy because he couldn't see his kid on Father's Day. If only someone had grabbed his gun from him" or something to that effect. The actual headline is not suitable for Fark though, because it is both not humorous AND on topic. One or the other is fine, but not both.
 
2013-06-19 12:56:15 AM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-19 12:56:32 AM

I agree with you: For the idiot above that said "grab them",,,,hahahahaha!!! He would have just stabbed her or beat her to death then. Or maybe a little strangulation. C'mon, live in the real world, shyt will happen no matter if there are guns or not. Now go back and hide under your blanky and wait for the government to make it all better.


If guns aren't more effective for combat than knives or fighting unarmed, why do you care if they're accessible?
 
2013-06-19 12:58:11 AM

ArmednHammered: This has to be asked... Hey subby, do you shills get paid to submit this shait to Fark and other sites or what?
I've seen lots of stories about so called "Mass Shootings" involving less than 5 people (an average 4 hour period in  Liberal controlled Chicago) and it's really getting old. Hey Mods, how about you green light some stories about all the times an average citizen uses a firearm to stop or prevent a crime, oh, I forgot, that doesn't get ad clicks.
Citation: http://www.americanrifleman.org/bloglist.aspx?id=21


Your name suggests you are the last person on Earth who should actually speak on this issue, let alone own a gun.

/It is not a toy. You will not treat it as such.
 
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