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2013-06-18 10:20:53 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:22:00 PM  

The Face Of Oblivion: Jesus Breakdancing Christ imagine what this guy smells like


His pupils are so dilated he could be wearing a welder's mask and still squint.
 
2013-06-18 10:22:30 PM  
www.barnorama.com
 
2013-06-18 10:23:10 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: TastyEloi: I think she would clean up very, very nicely indeed:


[img.fark.net image 700x875]


I think that is Sarah Silverman.


No way. She's much more attractive than Sarah Silverman. And probably a lot funnier too.
 
2013-06-18 10:24:27 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: megarian: Most of the ladies in this lineup are hot.

Bring them to me.

LoL! I hope you get the pick of the litter meggers, and not the Count Blackula 'chick' with gold "FART" chain around her neck (#13 of course.) Number #11, on the other hand, is just a diamond in the rough - all a big misunderstanding - I can tell just by the pixels.


Teeeeeeheheheeee ...it absolutely looks like "FART".

But yeah. All of the people in that line-up that appear female...yes please. Almost all of them are hot, but every so often you have to boink an uggo. For the team.

/for the team
 
2013-06-18 10:27:25 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:29:52 PM  

It's king Roland!

All right, all right, I'll pay it. Only find her, save her.
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Please, bring her back safely.
And, if it's at all possible,
try to save the car.

 
2013-06-18 10:32:49 PM  
She blinded me...
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With SCIENCE!

 
2013-06-18 10:33:50 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:35:33 PM  
ts4.mm.bing.netCracker... under cover
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2013-06-18 10:35:35 PM  
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Yes, yes I am. Would you like some?
 
2013-06-18 10:36:09 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:36:36 PM  

The Face Of Oblivion: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Jesus Breakdancing Christ imagine what this guy smells like.  I'd wager it is comparable to a shart and some skunk weed filtered through wet burlap, with dainty overtones of Windex and grease vat.


you just know he hides joints up in that do... and occasionally finds one that he forgot about...
 
2013-06-18 10:38:23 PM  
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Fark it. Anyone with hair like that should be able to have all the pot that they want.
 
2013-06-18 10:39:21 PM  
I'll have two number sevens and a fifteen to go please.....
 
2013-06-18 10:41:29 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: TomD9938: [img.fark.net image 500x625]

[img.fark.net image 275x183]

"Say Rog."

If I remember correctly, it's Raj.


I considered that spelling, but was concerned about conflating Rerun with The Big Bang Theory.
 
2013-06-18 10:42:49 PM  

Ganton516: I'll have two number sevens and a fifteen to go please.....


You can have them when I'm through. I will send them with Purell and booze for your patience in the matter. You're welcome.
 
2013-06-18 10:44:09 PM  

syzygy whizz: #14 has broader shoulders than some of the guys I know.

Put together.


Whyizzit that there are never any "bathe and send to my tent"-worthy males on TSG?


What, you don't think this guy is sexy?
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2013-06-18 10:44:28 PM  
And all this time I thought Amy Winehouse was dead.
 
2013-06-18 10:45:20 PM  

TomD9938: [img.fark.net image 500x625]

[img.fark.net image 275x183]

"Say Rog."


LMAO!!! I checked TFA and saw that pic and immediately thought RERUN!!!

/+1
 
2013-06-18 10:48:28 PM  
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Fiona!!!!
 
2013-06-18 10:49:26 PM  
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Ray Lewis looks way different since retiring
 
2013-06-18 10:50:02 PM  
I will take every one of the white chicks, except the fat one.
 
2013-06-18 10:50:34 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

jacksonville.com
 
2013-06-18 10:51:02 PM  
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img.fark.net  crossed with  img.fark.net ?
 
2013-06-18 10:51:50 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:52:47 PM  

theknuckler_33: LMAO!!! I checked TFA and saw that pic and immediately thought RERUN!!!


LoL! Now I've got that funky song in my head.

DO NOT CLICK
 
2013-06-18 10:53:29 PM  
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Arrested for assault........of a hero sandwich with all the fixin's
 
2013-06-18 10:55:29 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:58:22 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Ray Lewis looks way different since retiring


Need an abortion?

What the hell come after 6?

http://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8

(I'm on a mobile device. My bad.)
 
2013-06-18 10:59:24 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: TastyEloi: I think she would clean up very, very nicely indeed:


[img.fark.net image 700x875]


I think that is Sarah Silverman.


I agree.
 
2013-06-18 11:02:20 PM  
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2013-06-18 11:05:07 PM  
So many farkers shooting men in Reno just to watch them die.
 
2013-06-18 11:06:06 PM  
last kick at Robbie...
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2013-06-18 11:08:32 PM  
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Flirt?  Why do I get the impression that 'flirting' to her involves a kick to the nuts?
 
2013-06-18 11:10:38 PM  
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Penis goes where?
 
2013-06-18 11:13:09 PM  

theknuckler_33: Flirt? Why do I get the impression that 'flirting' to her involves a kick to the nuts?


It says FART. And if you can't cut one so rank it gives her another silver streak in the hair, you will get kicked in the f****ing nuts, and then you'll beg her for forgiveness.
 
2013-06-18 11:15:15 PM  
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2013-06-18 11:24:04 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: theknuckler_33: Flirt? Why do I get the impression that 'flirting' to her involves a kick to the nuts?

It says FART. And if you can't cut one so rank it gives her another silver streak in the hair, you will get kicked in the f****ing nuts, and then you'll beg her for forgiveness.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-18 11:24:36 PM  

theknuckler_33: Flirt?  Why do I get the impression that 'flirting' to her involves a kick to the nuts?


Don't look at me, dude. When he's right, he's right. It says "Fart".
 
2013-06-18 11:28:43 PM  

theknuckler_33: [img.fark.net image 447x335]
Penis goes where?


Is that Colin Mochrie in blackface and drag?
 
2013-06-18 11:33:00 PM  
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2013-06-18 11:33:35 PM  
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2013-06-18 11:35:46 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [img.fark.net image 482x505]


RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
 
2013-06-18 11:56:41 PM  

skinink: "Arrested for prostitution."
Good heaven that's a triple bagger.


She looks like mini me ate the berry from Willy Wonka's factory.
 
2013-06-19 12:07:40 AM  
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yeah, im weird, but that reminds me of this.

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/pete puma
//wish i could find a better angle
 
2013-06-19 12:28:36 AM  
This sets a record for mugshots where I am unable to determine gender.
 
2013-06-19 01:32:42 AM  
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So this is what John Henson is up to when he's not taping Wipeout.
 
2013-06-19 01:56:07 AM  
I am the rat king i.cdn.turner.comupload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-06-19 02:00:06 AM  
Does that chain say "Fart"?
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