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2013-06-18 08:17:14 PM  
Drew Barrymore got to use the time machine a few years ago... now we know where she went.
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2013-06-18 08:23:04 PM  
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2013-06-18 08:24:37 PM  
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2013-06-18 08:26:15 PM  
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2013-06-18 08:54:23 PM  
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2013-06-18 09:15:26 PM  

minnkat: [img.fark.net image 600x750]


Goddamit, I'm never going to be able to unsee that.

/nice work
 
2013-06-18 09:18:32 PM  
#3: that's a... never mind. You already know what that is, and you paid for it anyways.
 
2013-06-18 09:19:33 PM  
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Yeah, I think it's a guy, but he looks a hell of a lot like my ex-wife, only with nicer skin.
 
2013-06-18 09:19:56 PM  
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2013-06-18 09:20:04 PM  
At least we know it's completely low maintenance.
 
2013-06-18 09:22:07 PM  
7 and 14 are welcome to party at my place.
 
2013-06-18 09:22:30 PM  
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2013-06-18 09:23:52 PM  
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Life sure has gone downhill for Jorge Garcia since Lost ended.
 
2013-06-18 09:24:52 PM  

sno man: Drew Barrymore got to use the time machine a few years ago... now we know where she went.
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my thought as well...and it looks a lot like a tabloid or magazine photo i remember from my youth
 
2013-06-18 09:25:26 PM  

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I am mxyzptlk , Superman's most nefarious foe.

 
2013-06-18 09:26:38 PM  
#14 has broader shoulders than some of the guys I know.

Put together.


Whyizzit that there are never any "bathe and send to my tent"-worthy males on TSG?
 
2013-06-18 09:28:40 PM  
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"Say Rog."
 
2013-06-18 09:29:27 PM  

"Arrested for prostitution."


Good heaven that's a triple bagger.


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2013-06-18 09:32:40 PM  
#1:  So, that's what happened to Bane
#2:  I like it best when they cry
#3:  Prostitution?  Did you find two nickles in it's pockets?
#4:  Medusa Biatches
#5:  Did somebody fart?
#6:  Domestic Violence?  Yeah, just wait til I'm outta here biatch.
#7:  Look into my eyes.  Give me your wallet.
#8:  Arrested on a a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of same.
#9: Dear God, please have a shirt on below there
#10:  I really do like it when they cry
#11:  Wrap this over you to take the pic, then we can go back to the store room
#12:  What a great day!
#13:  You looking at me?  Dont'cha be lookin at me!
#14:  These charges aren't so bad, perhaps we can work something out
#15:  COD?  Shouldn't you be in juvenile hall?
 
2013-06-18 09:33:40 PM  
Looking at 15... how many departments use zip ties now?  If I ever get arrested, I want clean, honest steel handcuffs like God intended.

/And I'd be #7's designated driver
 
2013-06-18 09:34:54 PM  

skinink: "Arrested for prostitution."
Good heaven that's a triple bagger.
[img.fark.net image 500x625]


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Fallen on seriously hard times.
 
2013-06-18 09:36:44 PM  
I think she would clean up very, very nicely indeed:


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2013-06-18 09:37:23 PM  
The pot-possessing nest-head dude totally reminds of one of my best pals from college....  I haven't seen him in 20+ years so it could be him!
 
2013-06-18 09:39:05 PM  
No, I will not pretend that you are seven of nine and perform space cunnilingus on you, no...
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Okay, maybe this once, but call me 'Chakotay'.
 
2013-06-18 09:39:43 PM  

rnatalie: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 522x400]


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2013-06-18 09:44:01 PM  

syzygy whizz: #14 has broader shoulders than some of the guys I know.

Put together.


Whyizzit that there are never any "bathe and send to my tent"-worthy males on TSG?


Cause I've never been arrested.
 
2013-06-18 09:46:40 PM  
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2013-06-18 09:47:57 PM  
Most of the ladies in this lineup are hot.

Bring them to me.
 
2013-06-18 09:51:23 PM  
very nice  minnkat
 
2013-06-18 09:51:56 PM  
Arrested for prostitution.
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Too bad they didn't let her wash her hair first. The guy she was caught blowing:
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2013-06-18 09:53:14 PM  

sno man: [img547.imageshack.us image 500x625]


I have no idea why, but that made me laugh like a loon.

nice
 
2013-06-18 09:53:54 PM  
My head itches. Oh lord, if he ever got head bugs up in there...
 
2013-06-18 09:55:53 PM  
Damn, someone call Perseus on #4. I hear Harry Hamlin is available.
 
2013-06-18 09:56:38 PM  
I thught Amy Winehouse has died.
 
2013-06-18 09:58:51 PM  
That one mascara faced one looks like a better-looking version of Amy Winehouse.
 
2013-06-18 10:01:41 PM  

TastyEloi: I think she would clean up very, very nicely indeed:


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Just don't let her know where you live.
 
2013-06-18 10:05:37 PM  

TomD9938: [img.fark.net image 500x625]

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"Say Rog."


If I remember correctly, it's Raj.
 
2013-06-18 10:05:58 PM  

megarian: Most of the ladies in this lineup are hot.

Bring them to me.


LoL! I hope you get the pick of the litter meggers, and not the Count Blackula 'chick' with gold "FART" chain around her neck (#13 of course.) Number #11, on the other hand, is just a diamond in the rough - all a big misunderstanding - I can tell just by the pixels.
 
2013-06-18 10:06:54 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:08:09 PM  

TastyEloi: I think she would clean up very, very nicely indeed:


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I think that is Sarah Silverman.
 
2013-06-18 10:10:32 PM  
syzygy whizz:
#14 has broader shoulders than some of the guys I know.

Put together.


Whyizzit that there are never any "bathe and send to my tent"-worthy males on TSG?


A: We're too smart to get arrested.
2: We're all hanging out on Caturday ;-)
 
2013-06-18 10:10:56 PM  

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2013-06-18 10:11:53 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:12:23 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:14:16 PM  
6 reminded me of Magnolia.  "Don't go in my motherfarkin' closet!"
 
2013-06-18 10:15:00 PM  
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Chris Pirillo has hit hard times since Call For Help became a victim of G4.
 
2013-06-18 10:15:09 PM  
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Why you wearing a panty on your mouth?
 
2013-06-18 10:17:43 PM  
2, 7, 10, 14.

Bathed, my quarters, and so forth.
 
2013-06-18 10:18:08 PM  
Arrested for domestic violence.
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Make that two domestic violences.
 
2013-06-18 10:18:10 PM  
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Jesus Breakdancing Christ imagine what this guy smells like.  I'd wager it is comparable to a shart and some skunk weed filtered through wet burlap, with dainty overtones of Windex and grease vat.
 
2013-06-18 10:20:53 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:22:00 PM  

The Face Of Oblivion: Jesus Breakdancing Christ imagine what this guy smells like


His pupils are so dilated he could be wearing a welder's mask and still squint.
 
2013-06-18 10:22:30 PM  
www.barnorama.com
 
2013-06-18 10:23:10 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: TastyEloi: I think she would clean up very, very nicely indeed:


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I think that is Sarah Silverman.


No way. She's much more attractive than Sarah Silverman. And probably a lot funnier too.
 
2013-06-18 10:24:27 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: megarian: Most of the ladies in this lineup are hot.

Bring them to me.

LoL! I hope you get the pick of the litter meggers, and not the Count Blackula 'chick' with gold "FART" chain around her neck (#13 of course.) Number #11, on the other hand, is just a diamond in the rough - all a big misunderstanding - I can tell just by the pixels.


Teeeeeeheheheeee ...it absolutely looks like "FART".

But yeah. All of the people in that line-up that appear female...yes please. Almost all of them are hot, but every so often you have to boink an uggo. For the team.

/for the team
 
2013-06-18 10:27:25 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:29:52 PM  

It's king Roland!

All right, all right, I'll pay it. Only find her, save her.
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Please, bring her back safely.
And, if it's at all possible,
try to save the car.

 
2013-06-18 10:32:49 PM  

She blinded me...
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With SCIENCE!

 
2013-06-18 10:33:50 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:35:33 PM  
ts4.mm.bing.netCracker... under cover
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2013-06-18 10:35:35 PM  

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Yes, yes I am. Would you like some?

 
2013-06-18 10:36:09 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:36:36 PM  

The Face Of Oblivion: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Jesus Breakdancing Christ imagine what this guy smells like.  I'd wager it is comparable to a shart and some skunk weed filtered through wet burlap, with dainty overtones of Windex and grease vat.


you just know he hides joints up in that do... and occasionally finds one that he forgot about...
 
2013-06-18 10:38:23 PM  
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Fark it. Anyone with hair like that should be able to have all the pot that they want.
 
2013-06-18 10:39:21 PM  
I'll have two number sevens and a fifteen to go please.....
 
2013-06-18 10:41:29 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: TomD9938: [img.fark.net image 500x625]

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"Say Rog."

If I remember correctly, it's Raj.


I considered that spelling, but was concerned about conflating Rerun with The Big Bang Theory.
 
2013-06-18 10:42:49 PM  

Ganton516: I'll have two number sevens and a fifteen to go please.....


You can have them when I'm through. I will send them with Purell and booze for your patience in the matter. You're welcome.
 
2013-06-18 10:44:09 PM  

syzygy whizz: #14 has broader shoulders than some of the guys I know.

Put together.


Whyizzit that there are never any "bathe and send to my tent"-worthy males on TSG?


What, you don't think this guy is sexy?
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2013-06-18 10:44:28 PM  
And all this time I thought Amy Winehouse was dead.
 
2013-06-18 10:45:20 PM  

TomD9938: [img.fark.net image 500x625]

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"Say Rog."


LMAO!!! I checked TFA and saw that pic and immediately thought RERUN!!!

/+1
 
2013-06-18 10:48:28 PM  
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Fiona!!!!
 
2013-06-18 10:49:26 PM  
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Ray Lewis looks way different since retiring
 
2013-06-18 10:50:02 PM  
I will take every one of the white chicks, except the fat one.
 
2013-06-18 10:50:34 PM  
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jacksonville.com
 
2013-06-18 10:51:02 PM  
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img.fark.net  crossed with  img.fark.net ?
 
2013-06-18 10:51:50 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:52:47 PM  

theknuckler_33: LMAO!!! I checked TFA and saw that pic and immediately thought RERUN!!!


LoL! Now I've got that funky song in my head.

DO NOT CLICK
 
2013-06-18 10:53:29 PM  
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Arrested for assault........of a hero sandwich with all the fixin's
 
2013-06-18 10:55:29 PM  
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2013-06-18 10:58:22 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Ray Lewis looks way different since retiring


Need an abortion?

What the hell come after 6?

http://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8

(I'm on a mobile device. My bad.)
 
2013-06-18 10:59:24 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: TastyEloi: I think she would clean up very, very nicely indeed:


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I think that is Sarah Silverman.


I agree.
 
2013-06-18 11:02:20 PM  
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2013-06-18 11:05:07 PM  
So many farkers shooting men in Reno just to watch them die.
 
2013-06-18 11:06:06 PM  
last kick at Robbie...
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2013-06-18 11:08:32 PM  
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Flirt?  Why do I get the impression that 'flirting' to her involves a kick to the nuts?
 
2013-06-18 11:10:38 PM  
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Penis goes where?
 
2013-06-18 11:13:09 PM  

theknuckler_33: Flirt? Why do I get the impression that 'flirting' to her involves a kick to the nuts?


It says FART. And if you can't cut one so rank it gives her another silver streak in the hair, you will get kicked in the f****ing nuts, and then you'll beg her for forgiveness.
 
2013-06-18 11:15:15 PM  
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2013-06-18 11:24:04 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: theknuckler_33: Flirt? Why do I get the impression that 'flirting' to her involves a kick to the nuts?

It says FART. And if you can't cut one so rank it gives her another silver streak in the hair, you will get kicked in the f****ing nuts, and then you'll beg her for forgiveness.


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-18 11:24:36 PM  

theknuckler_33: Flirt?  Why do I get the impression that 'flirting' to her involves a kick to the nuts?


Don't look at me, dude. When he's right, he's right. It says "Fart".
 
2013-06-18 11:28:43 PM  

theknuckler_33: [img.fark.net image 447x335]
Penis goes where?


Is that Colin Mochrie in blackface and drag?
 
2013-06-18 11:33:00 PM  
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2013-06-18 11:33:35 PM  
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2013-06-18 11:35:46 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [img.fark.net image 482x505]


RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
 
2013-06-18 11:56:41 PM  

skinink: "Arrested for prostitution."
Good heaven that's a triple bagger.


She looks like mini me ate the berry from Willy Wonka's factory.
 
2013-06-19 12:07:40 AM  
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yeah, im weird, but that reminds me of this.

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/pete puma
//wish i could find a better angle
 
2013-06-19 12:28:36 AM  
This sets a record for mugshots where I am unable to determine gender.
 
2013-06-19 01:32:42 AM  
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So this is what John Henson is up to when he's not taping Wipeout.
 
2013-06-19 01:56:07 AM  
I am the rat king i.cdn.turner.comupload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-06-19 02:00:06 AM  
Does that chain say "Fart"?
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2013-06-19 04:42:27 AM  
I don't have photoshop, so could someone please put Clint Eastwoods' face over that hippy guys?
 
2013-06-19 04:56:17 AM  
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2013-06-19 06:42:29 AM  
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Can't believe no one has posted this one yet
 
2013-06-19 08:04:05 AM  
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This is the face of a man who clearly does not give a f*ck. Frankly, I admire that.
 
2013-06-19 08:04:54 AM  

SPLAMM: Does that chain say "Fart"?
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Yep, it does.
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2013-06-19 08:05:52 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: [img.fark.net image 482x505]


lmao you win 1 free interwebs


abhorrent1: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]
Can't believe no one has posted this one yet


someone should really photoshop a hair cut on that thing...dude...thing...whatever
 
2013-06-19 08:23:06 AM  

Freakin Rican: Primitive Screwhead: [img.fark.net image 482x505]

lmao you win 1 free interwebs


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2013-06-19 08:52:41 AM  

TomD9938: [img.fark.net image 500x625]

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"Say Rog."


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2013-06-19 09:51:17 AM  
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I was gonna wash my hair....but then I got high
 
2013-06-19 10:12:21 AM  

MeltyKiss: [i19.photobucket.com image 700x525]
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10 points to Gryffindor.
 
2013-06-19 10:39:59 AM  
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/ not sure if serious.
 
2013-06-19 04:11:53 PM  
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Looks like we found little miss 19 year old hot naked "spiritual quest"
 
2013-06-19 09:38:54 PM  
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YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME.....
 
2013-06-19 10:05:55 PM  
NEWMAN...!
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