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(ABC)   Ellen DeGeneres is selling her Beverly Hills condo. The condo is fantastic, but the rugs are all chewed up   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 72
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2013-06-18 05:52:05 PM  
And it doesn't even match the drapes
 
2013-06-18 05:53:53 PM  
It's funny because she's a gay.
 
2013-06-18 05:53:56 PM  
I wonder if it has hard wood floors.
 
2013-06-18 05:56:51 PM  
HIYOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
2013-06-18 06:02:30 PM  
+1 subby.
 
2013-06-18 06:02:50 PM  
That deal smells fishy.
 
2013-06-18 06:06:10 PM  
"What? I thought you said it was owned by a Lebanese couple!"
 
2013-06-18 06:09:14 PM  
Portia de Rossi has not held up well under Lesbianism
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2013-06-18 06:13:05 PM  
Who?
 
2013-06-18 06:15:53 PM  

hasty ambush: Portia de Rossi has not held up well under Lesbianism
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Power wash perhaps
 
2013-06-18 06:17:13 PM  

hasty ambush: Portia de Rossi has not held up well under Lesbianism
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I didn't know Portia was dating Owen Wilson
 
2013-06-18 06:27:02 PM  

hasty ambush: Portia de Rossi has not held up well under Lesbianism


Nice photobomb in the second pic.

/also, glad to see I'm not the only one to notice the resemblance
 
2013-06-18 06:28:37 PM  
Note to investors: the dried carpet stains may contain harvestable Ellen DNA. This is a steal!
 
2013-06-18 06:29:19 PM  
Moving is going to be tough, what with all the boxes falling apart after all the box munching that goes on every night.
 
2013-06-18 06:32:10 PM  
Job creators.
 
2013-06-18 06:35:57 PM  
I have a theory that Rachel Maddow will pull a Ann Heche one day and start dating men.

// No hate on the Gays ..just a hunch .

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2013-06-18 06:36:04 PM  
While they own it, they don't live there.  They've got a $20 million ranch outside of LA and a $10 million house in Beverly Hills.  This was likely bought for the help.
 
2013-06-18 06:36:34 PM  
I've always wondered if people whose job is to write stuff on pointless things to do with celebrities (like the fact that they are selling their condo) hate their lives.
 
2013-06-18 06:39:55 PM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: I have a theory that Rachel Maddow will pull a Ann Heche one day and start dating men.

// No hate on the Gays ..just a hunch .

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Ann Heche switched teams because her publicist and gods-know-who-else told her that being straight makes her more attractive to studios as a lead in movies.

See also: Tom Cruise, Rock Hudson, John Travolta
 
2013-06-18 06:40:49 PM  

SirEattonHogg: I've always wondered if people whose job is to write stuff on pointless things to do with celebrities (like the fact that they are selling their condo) hate their lives.


If they don't, they should. I would encourage them to kill themselves immediately, in fact.
 
2013-06-18 06:44:48 PM  
Watching the new Arrested Development I can't figure out why she looks different. It's like her head got bigger or something.
 
2013-06-18 06:44:50 PM  
Where is the applause .gif for subby? That was hilarious.

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2013-06-18 06:46:49 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: This was likely bought for the help.


That was mighty DeGeneres of them.
 
2013-06-18 06:48:06 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: While they own it, they don't live there.  They've got a $20 million ranch outside of LA and a $10 million house in Beverly Hills.  This was likely bought for the help.


So, no U-Hauls?
 
2013-06-18 06:49:05 PM  
It's too bad, those rugs really tied the rooms together...
 
2013-06-18 06:52:32 PM  
Headline of the year material right thar.
 
2013-06-18 06:53:32 PM  
I hear there's no studs in that place.
It's all tongue and groove.

/try the veal
 
2013-06-18 06:53:40 PM  
Portia is beautiful.  She was hilarious in better off ted.  First time I saw her personally.  (I know, not seeing arrested development is a sin around here, but I confess).  Knowing she's a professional kitty cat kisser is hot.  Too bad ellen is not :|
 
2013-06-18 06:54:42 PM  
Wow, look at that huge collection of pics of people's f*ck you money.
 
2013-06-18 06:57:42 PM  

Mr Rogers is aroused: Portia is beautiful.  She was hilarious in better off ted.  First time I saw her personally.  (I know, not seeing arrested development is a sin around here, but I confess).  Knowing she's a professional kitty cat kisser is hot.  Too bad ellen is not :|


I don't know... different folks, different strokes and all that, but I think she's kinda cute... probably because she seems like tons of fun.

I would have no issue being a drunken mistake of hers.
 
2013-06-18 07:14:16 PM  
+2 Subby

/I laughed out loud and the people in outside my office wanted to know what was so funny. They also laughed out loud.
 
2013-06-18 07:17:23 PM  

SirEattonHogg: I've always wondered if people whose job is to write stuff on pointless things to do with celebrities (like the fact that they are selling their condo) hate their lives.


I'd imagine that they pity us poor rubes who don't have the sort of connections they do, and are generally, as happy as pigs in shiat, so long as there's a name to drop.
 
2013-06-18 07:28:11 PM  

hasty ambush: Portia de Rossi has not held up well under Lesbianism
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Maybe that's what happens when a gal doesn't get enough loads blown in her face.  Take note ladies.
 
2013-06-18 07:29:25 PM  
+1

I LOL'd.

And I never LOL.

I hate that term.
 
2013-06-18 07:31:27 PM  
Carpet?  Too old.
 
2013-06-18 07:31:46 PM  
What's really obscene is that $899k sounds like a pretty reasonable price for a 1683-sq foot penthouse condo.  I've been living in Toronto too long.
 
2013-06-18 07:40:26 PM  
is there a marina in Beverly Hills? asked one potential buyer who viewed the condo.
 
2013-06-18 07:53:37 PM  
Oh, the Buffalo Gals, a motorcycle riding gang that randomly bursts into people's homes and chews on their carpet.
 
2013-06-18 07:57:44 PM  

Corvus: Watching the new Arrested Development I can't figure out why she looks different. It's like her head got bigger or something.


So my fiance and I weren't the only ones who noticed something!  We were guessing botox.  It's too bad, really; she's funny and completely didn't need any work done.
 
2013-06-18 08:02:14 PM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: I have a theory that Rachel Maddow will pull a Ann Heche one day and start dating men.

// No hate on the Gays ..just a hunch .

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No no no no. Waaay too butch. She really was born that way.
 
2013-06-18 08:05:33 PM  
It will take a while to get rid of that ham sandwich smell
 
2013-06-18 08:12:22 PM  

Vectron: Dr.Mxyzptlk.: I have a theory that Rachel Maddow will pull a Ann Heche one day and start dating men.

// No hate on the Gays ..just a hunch .

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No no no no. Waaay too butch. She really was born that way.


Well, if she found someone and then somehow disappeared from public view, that'd be good.
 
2013-06-18 08:15:32 PM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: I have a theory that Rachel Maddow will pull a Ann Heche one day and start dating men.

// No hate on the Gays ..just a hunch .

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No.  They may doll Rachel up for her show but that's bout as feminine as she ever gets.  She as gay as they come.

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2013-06-18 08:18:54 PM  
EAT MUNCH THE RICH
 
2013-06-18 08:21:17 PM  

Walt_Jizzney: It's funny because she's a gay.


That's the ONLY thing about her that is funny.

NTTAWWT
 
2013-06-18 08:41:53 PM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: I have a theory that Rachel Maddow will pull a Ann Heche one day and start dating men.


Surprisingly, there are a lot of gays who are prejudiced against bisexuals for "not picking a team".   There's also a prevailing belief among both straights and gays that bisexuals are always promiscuous.

As a result, a lot of bisexuals don't identify themselves as such, they're "gay" when they're dating someone of the same sex and "straight" when when they're dating someone of the opposite sex.   While there are a lot of bis who have open or polyamorous relationships, there are are just as many (if not more) who follow the "normal" practice of serial monogamy.
 
2013-06-18 08:46:00 PM  
I had a real out loud laugh.  It has been weeks since I did that.
 
2013-06-18 08:57:41 PM  

fozziewazzi: No. They may doll Rachel up for her show but that's bout as feminine as she ever gets.


Femininity and masculinity (and androgyny, for that matter) in appearance and self-image have jack shiat to do with what they find attractive in a partner.    I have one friend who likes manly men and girly girls equally, and another who likes her men effeminate and her women butch.  I know several self-labeled dykes who still like some sausage now and then.  Plus, people's preferences evolve over time.

The point is, you can't automatically make any assumptions about a person's future choices of future partners based on their dating history.
 
2013-06-18 09:16:46 PM  

hasty ambush: Portia de Rossi has not held up well under Lesbianism


She can scissor with me any time.  One bad paparazzi photo isn't going to change that.
 
2013-06-18 09:20:39 PM  
Good for her!

Also:

BUD LIGHT LIME SUCKS BALLS.

Seriously, that swill (by "swill" I mean the undrinkable BUD LIGHT LIME) is for idiot sucks.
 
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