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2013-06-18 03:30:16 PM  
getting saddled with Reynolds

Green Lantern aside, Reynolds is a famous Hollywood star. I would think that some up and coming director would kill to work with him.

why not cast somebody Scottish

Why start now?!?
 
2013-06-18 03:40:32 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: getting saddled with Reynolds

Green Lantern aside, Reynolds is a famous Hollywood star. I would think that some up and coming director would kill to work with him.

why not cast somebody Scottish

Why start now?!?


Hey, they had a Scotsman playing the Spaniard who was from Egypt in the original.
 
2013-06-18 04:24:35 PM  
Another movie that is definitely not screaming for a remake.

Besides, no one else can be Kurgan.

And Freddie Mercury is dead.
 
2013-06-18 04:26:46 PM  

Relatively Obscure: And Freddie Mercury is dead.


Lets just have the Foo Fighters remake It's a Kind of Magic. You know that would rock!
 
2013-06-18 04:28:43 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Relatively Obscure: And Freddie Mercury is dead.

Lets just have the Foo Fighters remake It's a Kind of Magic. You know that would rock!


I've never killed anyone before, but you're testing me.
 
2013-06-18 04:32:14 PM  
Still better than a damn flashlight.
 
2013-06-18 05:00:46 PM  
I'd like to see Kevin McKidd play The Highlander. It's about time a real Scotsman play the damn role.
 
2013-06-18 05:13:46 PM  

Relatively Obscure: I've never killed anyone before, but you're testing me.


I'm a huge Queen fan and I want to hear Dave Grohl scream FRIED CHICKEN!!
 
2013-06-18 05:40:52 PM  
Leave Highlander alone!
 
2013-06-18 06:00:42 PM  
This can't turn out well.
 
2013-06-18 06:04:19 PM  
I would vote for Angus McFadyen if they would get a real Scot
 
2013-06-18 06:16:33 PM  
Why not finally give Highlander a proper sequel that's not filled with aliens or Mario van Peebles?
 
2013-06-18 06:40:06 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Another movie that is definitely not screaming for a remake.

Besides, no one else can be Kurgan.

And Freddie Mercury is dead.


Vinnie Jones as the Kurgan:

userserve-ak.last.fm

Several possible leads:

Ewan McGregor, Gerard Butler, James McAvoy (gag),  Jonthon Rhys Meyers (yes, I know he's not Scottish), Daniel Craig, etc

But I personally would choose Kevin McKidd, because he was badass in Rome, and absolutely has the chops:

Freddie Mercury is dead, but who cares? They can always get Taylor Hicks to cover that song. Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference anyway. What's to choose between one no-talent hack and another?
 
2013-06-18 06:45:17 PM  

whistleridge: Freddie Mercury

[...] get Taylor Hicks [...] Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference

You are dead to me.
 
2013-06-18 06:45:20 PM  
Funny, I just watched the beginning of "Wolverine" again last night on cable. Can someone tell me why they farked with the Deadpool character so hard?
 
2013-06-18 06:48:51 PM  
For a movie that by definition doesn't lend itself to sequels, there sure are a lot. Maybe a remake is a better idea than another sequel.
 
2013-06-18 06:49:21 PM  

Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Freddie Mercury [...] get Taylor Hicks [...] Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference

You are dead to me.


Now is that very nice? Here I am, taking the time and effort to troll JUST you, all special and all, and the only thanks I get is a 'you're dead to me'? Surely you can do better than that!

Here: not only did Mercury have mediocre talent, Brian May can't play the guitar any better than Miley Cyrus!
 
2013-06-18 06:51:57 PM  

whistleridge: Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Freddie Mercury [...] get Taylor Hicks [...] Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference

You are dead to me.

Now is that very nice? Here I am, taking the time and effort to troll JUST you, all special and all, and the only thanks I get is a 'you're dead to me'? Surely you can do better than that!

Here: not only did Mercury have mediocre talent, Brian May can't play the guitar any better than Miley Cyrus!


Well, I DO feel pretty special, which is kinda ni-- no, dead.  Dead.  DEAD!  LalaIcan'thearyouyou'redeadlalalala
 
2013-06-18 06:58:28 PM  
Why don't they just digitally remaster the sound from the original movie and rerelease it? The movie is still great. The sound (and by that I mean the sound effects SHING! SHING! SHING! and not the music) is awful.
 
2013-06-18 07:03:16 PM  

whistleridge: Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Freddie Mercury [...] get Taylor Hicks [...] Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference

You are dead to me.

Now is that very nice? Here I am, taking the time and effort to troll JUST you, all special and all, and the only thanks I get is a 'you're dead to me'? Surely you can do better than that!

Here: not only did Mercury have mediocre talent, Brian May can't play the guitar any better than Miley Cyrus!


You went full troll. You NEVER go full troll.
 
2013-06-18 07:03:22 PM  

Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Freddie Mercury [...] get Taylor Hicks [...] Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference

You are dead to me.

Now is that very nice? Here I am, taking the time and effort to troll JUST you, all special and all, and the only thanks I get is a 'you're dead to me'? Surely you can do better than that!

Here: not only did Mercury have mediocre talent, Brian May can't play the guitar any better than Miley Cyrus!

Well, I DO feel pretty special, which is kinda ni-- no, dead.  Dead.  DEAD!  LalaIcan'thearyouyou'redeadlalalala


Here, have a vastly better recording of Bohemian Rhapsody than those fools could ever have dreamed of doing (NSFWish video).
 
2013-06-18 07:05:27 PM  

whistleridge: Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Freddie Mercury [...] get Taylor Hicks [...] Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference

You are dead to me.

Now is that very nice? Here I am, taking the time and effort to troll JUST you, all special and all, and the only thanks I get is a 'you're dead to me'? Surely you can do better than that!

Here: not only did Mercury have mediocre talent, Brian May can't play the guitar any better than Miley Cyrus!

Well, I DO feel pretty special, which is kinda ni-- no, dead.  Dead.  DEAD!  LalaIcan'thearyouyou'redeadlalalala

Here, have a vastly better recording of Bohemian Rhapsody than those fools could ever have dreamed of doing (NSFWish video).


I don't click on links from dead people.
 
2013-06-18 07:07:51 PM  
WOO HO-

If you....think this news was good, think again- The Wrap reports that this actually helps the pr-


img.fark.net
 
2013-06-18 07:09:00 PM  

whistleridge: Brian May can't play the guitar any better than Miley Cyrus!


That hack?  He's no better a physicist than Will Smith...

/"they said he's some kind of scientist"
//sounded like he was on some sort of mood-altering medication or street drugs, anyway
 
2013-06-18 07:11:23 PM  

Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Freddie Mercury [...] get Taylor Hicks [...] Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference

You are dead to me.

Now is that very nice? Here I am, taking the time and effort to troll JUST you, all special and all, and the only thanks I get is a 'you're dead to me'? Surely you can do better than that!

Here: not only did Mercury have mediocre talent, Brian May can't play the guitar any better than Miley Cyrus!

Well, I DO feel pretty special, which is kinda ni-- no, dead.  Dead.  DEAD!  LalaIcan'thearyouyou'redeadlalalala

Here, have a vastly better recording of Bohemian Rhapsody than those fools could ever have dreamed of doing (NSFWish video).

I don't click on links from dead people.


So I guess you never watch any youtube videos of Freddie either, then?
 
2013-06-18 07:11:57 PM  

Apos: WOO HO-

If you....think this news was good, think again- The Wrap reports that this actually helps the pr-


[img.fark.net image 297x350]


In case I haven't told you before, I have you favorited as "always has a picture for everything".
 
2013-06-18 07:12:25 PM  

whistleridge: Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Freddie Mercury [...] get Taylor Hicks [...] Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference

You are dead to me.

Now is that very nice? Here I am, taking the time and effort to troll JUST you, all special and all, and the only thanks I get is a 'you're dead to me'? Surely you can do better than that!

Here: not only did Mercury have mediocre talent, Brian May can't play the guitar any better than Miley Cyrus!

Well, I DO feel pretty special, which is kinda ni-- no, dead.  Dead.  DEAD!  LalaIcan'thearyouyou'redeadlalalala

Here, have a vastly better recording of Bohemian Rhapsody than those fools could ever have dreamed of doing (NSFWish video).

I don't click on links from dead people.

So I guess you never watch any youtube videos of Freddie either, then?


Not FROM Freddie.
 
2013-06-18 07:15:25 PM  
In other words, Highlander is failing because it has no true Scotsman, amirite?
 
2013-06-18 07:15:59 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Relatively Obscure: And Freddie Mercury is dead.

Lets just have the Foo Fighters remake It's a Kind of Magic. You know that would rock!


Phfffft. You blasphemer! You *know* that nobody but the Barenaked Ladies could do
that song justice.
 
2013-06-18 07:20:16 PM  
Why would anyone want to be The Highlander anyway?

It was mediocre material that was elevated by an awesome villain and a kickass soundtrack.  It happened because it was the right combination of things at the right time.

/I cannot tell a lie, Princes of the Universe is and always will be on my running playlist but watching the videomakes me miss Freddie all the more.
 
2013-06-18 07:26:07 PM  

whistleridge: But I personally would choose Kevin McKidd, because he was badass in Rome, and absolutely has the chops:


While the action direction was different from normal, he also showed great physical prowess in Bunraku.

His introduction was enough for me to know I would enjoy the rest of the film.

While I'm here, Adam Baldwin for the Kurgan.
 
2013-06-18 07:31:09 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-18 07:33:13 PM  

fusillade762: Funny, I just watched the beginning of "Wolverine" again last night on cable. Can someone tell me why they farked with the Deadpool character so hard?


Because Origins was a sloppy cash grab made with no love for the source material?
 
2013-06-18 07:33:28 PM  

Cookbook's Anarchist: While I'm here, Adam Baldwin for the Kurgan.


There can be only ONE Kurgan...

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-18 07:34:23 PM  

digitalrain: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Relatively Obscure: And Freddie Mercury is dead.

Lets just have the Foo Fighters remake It's a Kind of Magic. You know that would rock!

Phfffft. You blasphemer! You *know* that nobody but the Barenaked Ladies could do
that song justice.


No, no, no....everyone knows that they are going to get Nickelback to cover the soundtrack featuring Skrillex.
 
2013-06-18 07:37:31 PM  

Six_By_Nine: Why would anyone want to be The Highlander anyway?

It was mediocre material that was elevated by an awesome villain and a kickass soundtrack.  It happened because it was the right combination of things at the right time.

/I cannot tell a lie, Princes of the Universe is and always will be on my running playlist but watching the videomakes me miss Freddie all the more.


I love that song! Best part of the He-Man movie, hands down!

/might as well make this a full-on troll thread. A Highlander remake is nothing but a troll in itself.
 
2013-06-18 07:43:55 PM  
img.fark.net
But be sure not to miss Ryan Reynolds in the latest Dreamworks craptacular with too many celebrity voices! He's a snail, mothereffers! So is Sam Jackson!
 
2013-06-18 07:44:00 PM  

whistleridge: Freddie Mercury is dead, but who cares? They can always get Taylor Hicks to cover that song. Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference anyway. What's to choose between one no-talent hack and another?


100 million Parsi's are going to come headhunting you for defaming one of India's greatest national treasures. Or just for putting his name in the same sentence as Taylor Hicks.
 
2013-06-18 07:44:25 PM  

Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Freddie Mercury [...] get Taylor Hicks [...] Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference

You are dead to me.


This. That has to be the most evil thing to say, in the history of the species.
 
2013-06-18 07:47:50 PM  
wetmen.provocateuse.com
/I really have to do everything around here, don't I?
 
2013-06-18 07:48:09 PM  
Me: "Isn't a shame they never made a sequel to Highlander."

Friend: "But they made a few..."

Me: "I SAID, ISN'T it a shame they NEVER MADE a sequel to Highlander!"
 
2013-06-18 07:50:36 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: But be sure not to miss Ryan Reynolds in the latest Dreamworks craptacular with too many celebrity voices! He's a snail, mothereffers! So is Sam Jackson!


Saw the trailer for this. If the glut of sequels and remakes weren't evidence enough, this movie is proof positive that Hollywood is out of ideas.

Sad thing is, the idea of a surprisingly fast racing snail isn't even farking original.
 
2013-06-18 07:57:14 PM  
whistleridge:

Freddie Mercury is dead, but who cares? They can always get Taylor Hicks to cover that song. Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference anyway. What's to choose between one no-talent hack and another?

I did a double take... for some reason I thought you said Taylor SWIFT.

//I need new glasses.
 
2013-06-18 07:58:16 PM  
I don't even think it would be possible to make a decent remake. Highlander was the epitome of cheesy 80s sci-fi. FFS, the opening sequence has a wrestling match with the Fabulous Freebirds.

The unbelievably hammy acting from the lead, Sean Connery phoning it in for a paycheck, the kickass soundtrack by Queen, you just can't recreate that.
 
2013-06-18 08:03:20 PM  
They should get that kid from Twilight to replace him and maybe that one from Harry Potter, too.
 
2013-06-18 08:08:11 PM  

stoli n coke: I don't even think it would be possible to make a decent remake. Highlander was the epitome of cheesy 80s sci-fi. FFS, the opening sequence has a wrestling match with the Fabulous Freebirds.

The unbelievably hammy acting from the lead, Sean Connery phoning it in for a paycheck, the kickass soundtrack by Queen, you just can't recreate that.


Is there actually a band that could do a soundtrack like Queen anymore?

/The animated series suffered without it.
//I didn't just make up a Highlander animated series, did I?
 
2013-06-18 08:10:38 PM  

Shostie: Why not finally give Highlander a proper sequel that's not filled with aliens or Mario van Peebles?


Because the story was resolved by the end of the original.  The Immortals are dead, the villain is dead, McCloud got his revenge and is mortal and can have kids and he lives happily ever after with the girl.

I can see a remake, maybe, with the right people but there's no need for a sequel.  Any sequel.
 
2013-06-18 08:13:13 PM  

Six_By_Nine: Is there actually a band that could do a soundtrack like Queen anymore?

/The animated series suffered without it.
//I didn't just make up a Highlander animated series, did I?


No, there was in fact a childrens cartoon based on an IP about a free-for-all, decapitation focused battle to the death.
 
2013-06-18 08:16:16 PM  
Kevin McKidd would be a pretty fantastic choice, actually.

Vote Ray Stevenson for Kurgen.

/Bring back Lucius Vorenus and Titus Pullo!
 
2013-06-18 08:16:26 PM  
Prepping for Deadpool, IMO.
 
2013-06-18 08:24:57 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: Prepping for Deadpool, IMO.


Like this?
Image to large to post.
 
2013-06-18 08:26:11 PM  
Ryan, do Deadpool! NOW!
 
2013-06-18 08:33:45 PM  

limeyfellow: Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Freddie Mercury [...] get Taylor Hicks [...] Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference

You are dead to me.

This. That has to be the most evil thing to say, in the history of the species.


Maybe we should fight it out. With swords. Until all but one of us was beheaded...
 
2013-06-18 08:46:15 PM  

Holfax: Me: "Isn't a shame they never made a sequel to Highlander."

Friend: "But they made a few..."

Me: "I SAID, ISN'T it a shame they NEVER MADE a sequel to Highlander!"


You have the right perspective on the sequels. I mean, what sequels? I also wish they had made one.
 
2013-06-18 08:46:17 PM  

eddievercetti: Ryan, do Deadpool! NOW!


Word on the street is that Fox is sitting on the film until they see how the game does.  It would stand to reason that Ryan would be clearing his schedule of lesser projects in the event that they move forward with the movie.  I mean, he's been championing the damn thing for what, 15 years now?
 
2013-06-18 08:58:28 PM  

whistleridge: Jonthon Rhys Meyers


That could be good. He's been great in pretty much everything I've seen him in, esp. The Tudors. He actually has range.

My pick for Ramirez? Jean Reno.
 
2013-06-18 09:21:22 PM  

Sid_6.7: whistleridge: Jonthon Rhys Meyers

That could be good. He's been great in pretty much everything I've seen him in, esp. The Tudors. He actually has range.

My pick for Ramirez? Jean Reno.


She did do a pretty good job in Waco.
 
2013-06-18 09:46:32 PM  

whistleridge: Freddie Mercury is dead, but who cares? They can always get Taylor Hicks to cover that song. Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference anyway. What's to choose between one no-talent hack and another?


/me dials up my local "mechanic"

Yeah, I'll give ya a stack if you can deal with whistlerridge.  Yeah? Great. KTHNBYE.

*click*
 
2013-06-18 09:47:49 PM  

Apos: WOO HO-

If you....think this news was good, think again- The Wrap reports that this actually helps the pr-


[img.fark.net image 297x350]


And this is why I have your favorited, you magnificent bastard~!
 
2013-06-18 09:48:59 PM  

Six_By_Nine: It was mediocre material that was elevated by an awesome villain and a kickass soundtrack. It happened because it was the right combination of things at the right time.


That.  And I love it for it.
 
2013-06-18 09:49:45 PM  

demonfaerie: DeathByGeekSquad: Prepping for Deadpool, IMO.

Like this?
Image to large to post.


LOL~!  Now, if Ryan were to play that version of Deadpool?

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-18 09:50:57 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: eddievercetti: Ryan, do Deadpool! NOW!

Word on the street is that Fox is sitting on the film until they see how the game does.  It would stand to reason that Ryan would be clearing his schedule of lesser projects in the event that they move forward with the movie.  I mean, he's been championing the damn thing for what, 15 years now?


Aw, crap~! Fox has the rights to Deadpool? ....Crap, that sucks.

It it were Marvel, different story
 
2013-06-18 09:53:08 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Six_By_Nine: It was mediocre material that was elevated by an awesome villain and a kickass soundtrack. It happened because it was the right combination of things at the right time.

That.  And I love it for it.


These
 
2013-06-18 09:58:39 PM  
He's the Screen Can't-ern.
 
2013-06-18 10:00:15 PM  

Badgers: Cookbook's Anarchist: While I'm here, Adam Baldwin for the Kurgan.

There can be only ONE Kurgan...

[img.fark.net image 349x466]


Muthafark the man named Clancy!

/just kidding, Highlander should be left alone for all that is holy
//Can we just remake The Princess Bride with R-Patt and K-Stew?
 
2013-06-18 10:15:56 PM  

Flint Ironstag: whistleridge: Relatively Obscure: whistleridge: Freddie Mercury [...] get Taylor Hicks [...] Most people probably wouldn't notice the difference

You are dead to me.

Now is that very nice? Here I am, taking the time and effort to troll JUST you, all special and all, and the only thanks I get is a 'you're dead to me'? Surely you can do better than that!

Here: not only did Mercury have mediocre talent, Brian May can't play the guitar any better than Miley Cyrus!

You went full troll. You NEVER go full troll.


Worst troll ever
 
2013-06-18 10:21:44 PM  

whistleridge: Here: not only did Mercury have mediocre talent, Brian May can't play the guitar any better than Miley Cyrus!


Your trolling is worse than GODFATHER III.
 
2013-06-18 10:40:27 PM  

Badgers: Cookbook's Anarchist: While I'm here, Adam Baldwin for the Kurgan.

There can be only ONE Kurgan...

[img.fark.net image 349x466]


/still blows me mind...
 
2013-06-18 10:41:40 PM  
Errr, I mean...

img.fark.net
 
2013-06-18 10:49:03 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: [wetmen.provocateuse.com image 480x600]
/I really have to do everything around here, don't I?


I would have, I just had things going on.

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THIS MAN ROCKING A KILT AND OPEN WHITE BLOUSE PLZKTHX

/I'd hurt myself on him
 
2013-06-18 11:26:35 PM  
What about unibrow guy? Can never remember his name...he's Irish or Scottish or something. Colin Ferrel, right?
 
2013-06-18 11:56:45 PM  
How 'bout getting somebody with more intensity than a frat boy on ludes?
 
2013-06-19 12:44:06 AM  
Karl Urban as the Highlander, Kevin Durand as the Kurgan, Javier Bardem as Ramirez.
 
2013-06-19 01:01:31 AM  
The guy who did punisher, Thomas Jane, he's the only one who should be conner
 
2013-06-19 01:02:51 AM  

Rwa2play: demonfaerie: DeathByGeekSquad: Prepping for Deadpool, IMO.

Like this?
Image to large to post.

LOL~!  Now, if Ryan were to play that version of Deadpool?

[img.fark.net image 500x313]


Well rumors has it that it will be rated R, and Deadpool will be breaking the 4th wall? Now how they fix all the shiat they did to Deadpool in the Wolverine movie? No idea. I'd rather have Deadpool be a part of SHIELD and Avengers than XMen, because he fits with that group more at least when it comes to the movies. Tony Stark and Deadpool together would be so full of win. Or a Deadpool cartoon show would be pretty biatching too.
 
2013-06-19 01:37:25 AM  

Rwa2play: DeathByGeekSquad: eddievercetti: Ryan, do Deadpool! NOW!

Word on the street is that Fox is sitting on the film until they see how the game does.  It would stand to reason that Ryan would be clearing his schedule of lesser projects in the event that they move forward with the movie.  I mean, he's been championing the damn thing for what, 15 years now?

Aw, crap~! Fox has the rights to Deadpool? ....Crap, that sucks.

It it were Marvel, different story


They have the rights until 2016 IIRC.
 
2013-06-19 02:08:41 AM  
whistleridge:

Here, have a vastly better recording of Bohemian Rhapsody than those fools could ever have dreamed of doing (NSFWish video).

Well.  That was bizarre.  A shakycam studio recording interspersed with softcore porn and surrealism involving a sunscreen bottle?

Hey, what would it look like if Freddie Mercury and Frank Sinatra got into an argument about who was better?
The Internet knows...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5a_v0MP_Fk
 
2013-06-19 02:45:58 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-06-19 04:54:05 AM  

GhostFish: fusillade762: Funny, I just watched the beginning of "Wolverine" again last night on cable. Can someone tell me why they farked with the Deadpool character so hard?

Because Origins was a sloppy cash grab made with no love for the source material?


I was going to say "stupidity", but that also works.
 
2013-06-19 06:24:13 AM  
I agree an actual Scot should play MacLeod, but Angus MacFadyen may be too old.
Just make sure this guy is in it in some capacity.
i241.photobucket.com
Him and his Glasgow Smile
 
2013-06-19 06:27:01 AM  
Craig Ferguson as Highlander.


/Scott
 
2013-06-19 07:59:49 AM  

demonfaerie: Rwa2play: demonfaerie: DeathByGeekSquad: Prepping for Deadpool, IMO.

Like this?
Image to large to post.

LOL~!  Now, if Ryan were to play that version of Deadpool?

[img.fark.net image 500x313]

Well rumors has it that it will be rated R, and Deadpool will be breaking the 4th wall?


YES, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~! OMG that would be awesome.

Now how they fix all the shiat they did to Deadpool in the Wolverine movie? No idea.

Either an origin story, or they just forget it ever happened.

I'd rather have Deadpool be a part of SHIELD and Avengers than XMen, because he fits with that group more at least when it comes to the movies.

Can't; he's part of the X-verse.  Doesn't mean you can't do a Quicksilver however.

Tony Stark and Deadpool together would be so full of win.

A superhero version of "Lethal Weapon"?!   (shutupandtakemymoney.jpg)

Or a Deadpool cartoon show would be pretty biatching too.

Either FX or HBO if you're going all the way with it.
 
2013-06-19 08:31:51 AM  
I'd pay good money to see Ryan Reynolds shirtless in a kilt.

That said, a Scotsman would be good to play the Highlander.

I could see Vinnie Jones as the Kurgan, but Clancy really nailed that role.  I would have Clancy's babies if I were young enough, not married, and ever had the chance of meeting him.

Kurgan = Mr Crabs (and I love him!)
 
2013-06-19 09:08:49 AM  

Sid_6.7: whistleridge: Jonthon Rhys Meyers

That could be good. He's been great in pretty much everything I've seen him in, esp. The Tudors. He actually has range.

My pick for Ramirez? Jean Reno.




Hold on. That is not a dumb idea.
 
2013-06-19 09:57:38 AM  
Hollywood could save a lot of time and effort and money simply releasing the films they plan to remake.

It really is kinda neat to see movies on a large screen that most people have only seen on the TV.
 
2013-06-19 10:53:51 AM  

Sid_6.7: whistleridge: Jonthon Rhys Meyers

That could be good. He's been great in pretty much everything I've seen him in, esp. The Tudors. He actually has range.

My pick for Ramirez? Jean Reno.


www.wired.com

Isn't she a little old and not an actress? I mean she's tall and everything...
 
2013-06-20 02:15:23 AM  

stoli n coke: I don't even think it would be possible to make a decent remake. Highlander was the epitome of cheesy 80s sci-fi. FFS, the opening sequence has a wrestling match with the Fabulous Freebirds.

The unbelievably hammy acting from the lead, Sean Connery phoning it in for a paycheck, the kickass soundtrack by Queen, you just can't recreate that.


You can't really fault Christopher Lambert's acting. He didn't speak English at all at the time and learned all of his lines phonetically (like Lugosi in the original Dracula). As a matter of fact, when he and Diane Lane got married, he spoke no English and she spoke no French. There must have been some epic sex going on there...

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