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(NBC Philadelphia)   Fluorescent green liquid oozing from Philadelphia sewers. And Egon thinks there may be a huge surge in cockroach breeding   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 50
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2013-06-18 12:39:33 PM
9 votes:
Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
2013-06-18 12:54:12 PM
7 votes:

FrancoFile: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Is this true?


tinfoil-hat maggie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Is this true ?


www.american-buddha.com
2013-06-18 12:53:08 PM
6 votes:

FrancoFile: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Is this true?


Yes, this man has no dick.
2013-06-18 11:59:51 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-06-18 01:33:07 PM
3 votes:

Evil Mackerel: Don't look directly into the trap!


i.qkme.me
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-18 01:20:51 PM
3 votes:
here's a two 'n one:

www.troll.me
2013-06-18 01:15:26 PM
3 votes:
The walls in the 53rd Precinct are bleeding.
2013-06-18 01:10:04 PM
3 votes:
www.foreignersfinances.com


Cousin Eddie must have noticed the shiatter was full.
2013-06-18 12:55:01 PM
3 votes:
Well, I guess we have that Ghostbusters reference covered.
2013-06-18 12:52:33 PM
3 votes:
Tell 'em about the twinkie.
2013-06-18 12:52:09 PM
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.


Is this true?
2013-06-18 03:28:40 PM
2 votes:
farm3.static.flickr.com

deadlymovies.files.wordpress.com

Well... better late than never.
2013-06-18 03:09:19 PM
2 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: Vhy am I dripping wiv goo?


img.fark.net

Because your dad failed as a parent?
2013-06-18 02:57:05 PM
2 votes:

gregario: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.


Okay that's bad.  Important safety tip.  Thanks Egon.
2013-06-18 02:43:00 PM
2 votes:
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
2013-06-18 01:29:40 PM
2 votes:
staticmultimedia.com

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

2013-06-18 01:26:15 PM
2 votes:
Jack, I spent an hour last night in my bedroom talking to Fiorello LaGuardia and he's been dead for forty years. Now where are the Ghostbusters?
2013-06-18 01:23:13 PM
2 votes:
Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?
2013-06-18 01:11:43 PM
2 votes:
Why worry?  Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his backs.
2013-06-18 01:03:38 PM
2 votes:
Well, we wanted more green jobs.

Bust out the mop, boys.
2013-06-18 01:03:30 PM
2 votes:
tell 'em about the Twinkie.
2013-06-18 01:03:26 PM
2 votes:
Have there been any Carpathian portraits delivered for restoration recently?
2013-06-18 01:03:21 PM
2 votes:
Vhy am I dripping wiv goo?

/also, the new comic is awesome if anyone was wondering
2013-06-18 12:56:50 PM
2 votes:

dragonchild: tinfoil-hat maggie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Is this true ?

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.


2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-18 12:53:12 PM
2 votes:

FrancoFile: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Is this true?


Yes it's true,  This man has no dick.
2013-06-18 12:52:41 PM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.


Is this true ?
2013-06-18 07:38:50 PM
1 votes:
tshirtvortex.net
2013-06-18 02:42:22 PM
1 votes:
We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
2013-06-18 02:41:47 PM
1 votes:
Wow. This place is great. When can we move in? You gotta try this pole. I'm gonna get my stuff. Hey. We should stay here. Tonight. Sleep here. You know, to try it out.
2013-06-18 02:30:12 PM
1 votes:
Just needs a Carpathian puppy.
2013-06-18 02:17:15 PM
1 votes:
One cold winter night my brother and his friends were doing a scuba dive in the discharge cooling water from a nuclear power plant.  (water was perfectly safe and clean, just nice and warm.).  After their dive, they noticed some fisherman launching a boat at the ramp.

One of the divers took all their light sticks and cut them in half and poured all the green light fluid into the river, then shouted "Look! Look at that green stuff in the water!!!  It's coming from the nuclear power plant!!!!

The fisherman put the boat back on the trailer and left.  Good times.
2013-06-18 02:12:06 PM
1 votes:
Sir, what you have there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm, or a Class Five full roaming vapor. Real nasty one, too!
2013-06-18 02:02:43 PM
1 votes:
Let me guess- all you can eat ribs night at The Sizzler?
2013-06-18 01:58:34 PM
1 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: Vhy am I dripping wiv goo?


I feel so funky...
2013-06-18 01:53:02 PM
1 votes:
This would explain the rise in sightings of Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers
2013-06-18 01:51:59 PM
1 votes:

Mock26: jst3p: [staticmultimedia.com image 675x353]

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

A picture from Gosbusters and a quote from Meatballs?  Fail.

:-D


i500.listal.com

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

/forget it...he's on a roll
2013-06-18 01:48:52 PM
1 votes:

DaddyRat: Mock26: jst3p: [staticmultimedia.com image 675x353]

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

A picture from Gosbusters and a quote from Meatballs?  Fail.

:-D

It just doesn't matter.


It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
2013-06-18 01:38:23 PM
1 votes:

jst3p: [staticmultimedia.com image 675x353]

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...


A picture from Gosbusters and a quote from Meatballs?  Fail.

:-D
2013-06-18 01:30:11 PM
1 votes:
Green ooze has been around for years....

media.philly.com
2013-06-18 01:27:19 PM
1 votes:
There were already so many holes in Randolph Street near Girard Avenue that we didn't think anyone would notice
2013-06-18 01:27:02 PM
1 votes:
Don't look directly into the trap!
2013-06-18 01:20:50 PM
1 votes:

lohphat: Savage Bacon: Well, I guess we have that Ghostbusters reference covered.

A you a god?


What did you do, Ray?!
2013-06-18 01:17:05 PM
1 votes:

Savage Bacon: Well, I guess we have that Ghostbusters reference covered.


A you a god?
2013-06-18 01:12:02 PM
1 votes:
Ok, who brought the dog?
2013-06-18 01:08:31 PM
1 votes:
Yes, have some.
2013-06-18 12:59:18 PM
1 votes:
We should put it on a toaster, then. See what happens.

/Also, try talking to it
2013-06-18 12:58:28 PM
1 votes:
i93.photobucket.com
2013-06-18 12:57:01 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like a typical day in Philadelphia, though the slimy green things are usually found in large numbers around South Street and the stadiums.
2013-06-18 12:54:31 PM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Is this true ?


Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
2013-06-18 12:53:33 PM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Is this true ?


Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
 
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