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(SeattlePI)   As if alien civilizations don't have enough reasons to annihilate our entire civilization already, one company plans to broadcast your tweets to them   (seattlepi.com) divider line 35
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2013-06-18 12:52:38 PM
I feel safe.  We have plenty of small dogs that can eat their entire battle fleet
 
2013-06-18 12:53:21 PM
Fibonacci series
50 digits of pi
"OK, poop is coming out."
Prime numbers
 
2013-06-18 12:53:23 PM
I'm not saying it's Twitter, but it's twitter.
 
2013-06-18 12:55:51 PM
www.assignmentx.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-18 12:57:51 PM
we're pretty much asking of annihilation by alien attack at this point...
 
2013-06-18 12:59:08 PM
They're going to come here and nuke us from orbit just to get us to shut up.
 
2013-06-18 01:00:02 PM
Will it repeat them every few days?
 
2013-06-18 01:02:21 PM
This is how we want to solve Fermi's paradox huh?
 
2013-06-18 01:04:46 PM
It's a ripoff of these artists project:

http://tweetsinspace.org/
 
2013-06-18 01:16:02 PM
OK, baktag is coming out.
 
2013-06-18 01:17:24 PM
Since human thought is already classed as a pollutant by the Galactic civilization this will only give further fuel to the segment that wants to lock us away in quantum shell.  This might be the move that causes them to not include the sun.
 
2013-06-18 01:17:39 PM

starrion: They're going to come here and nuke us from orbit just to get us to shut up.


Maybe the aliens won't shut up either.
 
2013-06-18 01:18:38 PM
If they send Amanda Bynes' we won't last a week
 
2013-06-18 01:27:29 PM
The Galaxy trembles before our might.
 
2013-06-18 01:33:50 PM
hahahhahaha. this guy thinks twitter is good. hahahhahahahhaa
 
2013-06-18 01:36:09 PM

WordsnCollision: [www.assignmentx.com image 500x376]


Watch out for these, they will try to steal your lower horn.
 
2013-06-18 01:42:46 PM
I know they used to be a news organization, but Isn't this what CNN already does?
 
2013-06-18 01:44:43 PM
Luckily, only a miniscule portion of our galaxy would even have a chance to receive them for about 100 years. 

Somewhere between 0.000000073%  and 0.0000000365% of star systems in the Milky Way galaxy (there is somewhere between 200 and 400 billion star systems in the Milky Way).
 
2013-06-18 01:54:24 PM

wildcardjack: Since human thought is already classed as a pollutant by the Galactic civilization this will only give further fuel to the segment that wants to lock us away in quantum shell.  This might be the move that causes them to not include the sun.


i've found tweets to be the antithesis of your statement however....
 
2013-06-18 01:54:42 PM
www.ociogay.com
We're fracked
 
PJ-
2013-06-18 01:57:36 PM
Every month, I will endeavor to send a picture of dickbutt to a new solar system.
 
2013-06-18 02:00:45 PM
upload.wikimedia.org 
Now this makes a lot more sense
 
2013-06-18 02:09:53 PM
Uh... anyone can send their banal bullsh*t? That's kind of like opening up diplomatic relations to the middle east to every random redneck in the southern states.

Hawkings must be sh*tting himself... well more so than usual.

Please... shut... this... DOWN!
 
2013-06-18 02:25:25 PM
aliens said it best :

" Game over man , game over!"
 
2013-06-18 02:26:58 PM
So its wrong to broadcast the list of despot political leaders, to the aliens, for use as a food source....

/No wonder there are so many alien craft sitings lately.
//Please ignore the trees with the power cables running into their trunks.
///Not an aliens communications device.
 
2013-06-18 02:38:19 PM
Well, 99.7% of Twitter users should be launched into the Sun anyway, so maybe they'd help us with that.
 
2013-06-18 02:47:36 PM
The response is: Could you please send us your best estimate as to the quantity of H2O on your planet? What is the asking price? We will take it all.
 
2013-06-18 02:59:45 PM
Eat me.
 
2013-06-18 03:03:19 PM
Where is this guy when you need him?
d1w7nqlfxfj094.cloudfront.net
 
2013-06-18 03:18:16 PM
It could be a fun way to troll them. Imagine an alien xenobiologist presenting a paper on human reproduction based on 2 Girls 1 Cup and Lemonparty.
 
2013-06-18 03:20:26 PM
... and show its inhabitants are smart enough to do so in math.

farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2013-06-18 03:20:35 PM
 
2013-06-18 03:44:48 PM
I like to think this is a scam, like the company that allows you to "name" a star for a fee. I'm also hoping whatever transmitter they use won't have anything close to the power needed to send a message outside the solar system.
 
2013-06-18 03:46:35 PM

Pick: The response is: Could you please send us your best estimate as to the quantity of H2O on your planet? What is the asking price? We will take it all.


Ok, I have to ask, what is the source of this? It sounds really familiar and to be honest, I'm just too lazy to Google it.
 
2013-06-18 04:03:50 PM
as long as no repeats are broadcasted
 
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