TheShavingofOccam123: Give them each one of these...[www.taverntrove.com image 381x508]
Arkanaut: Streetlight... people...
Gosling: Sooner or later I'd just attach a loudspeaker to it and have it loop Ride of the Valkyries for funsies.
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: It's a shame that killing people isn't more fun for the people doing it. The poor things.
TrollingForColumbine: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: It's a shame that killing people isn't more fun for the people doing it. The poor things.actually they are bored with not killing people. the killing part seems like the only bit they find interesting.
ampoliros: Let me get this straight. They train and dream of doing something they find interesting but are forced to do something similar but much more boring.Welcome to real life.If they really want to be shot at, I guess they could just piss off their wives.
Parthenogenetic: He just... kept... talking in... one... long... incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no-one had the chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic, notic, notic...
graeth: Can't blame them for being bored--its new mexico....
FTA...Mike's morning commute to the battlefield begins with his usual Egg McMuffin and black coffee from a McDonald's drive-through window in Alamogordo, New Mexico.
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