vernonFL: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x517]Stolen: Coy Toloman said she got a gun after her statue, which she calls 'Lilly Rose', was taken off her front porch when she was homeI'm all for people defending themselves, but are you really going to kill someone for stealing your garden statue? Jesus.
PsyLord: FTA: While the increase in neighborhood crime is mostly petty, with incidents of vandalism and stolen law ornaments, Toloman has had enough.Yeah, that requires an armed response. Well, if they are stealing law, then I guess they were just lawless and wanted some law.
kombat_unit: Grabber aspies got of to a fast start.
rebelyell2006: Are they going to shoot people for not picking up dog crap or parking in the street? A vigilante organization has no system for issuing enforceable fines and other levied actions.
mike_d85: Does anyone else get the feeling that none of the other neighbors knew what they were signing up for?The way she's describes the it sounds more like they just chatted with her about getting a gun since she felt like it would make her more secure. Then they let her put up "glock block" flyers around the neighborhood because they thought it might scare away ruffians.Now she's notified the news that they will be assasinating all vandals execution-style before notifying authorities.
what_now: What happens when someone doesn't mow their lawn? I think I saw this episode of the X Files...
vernonFLI'm all for people defending themselves, but are you really going to kill someone for stealing your garden statue? Jesus.
El_Swino: Just can't wait for the first story about some dude getting shot in the back while running away with a garden gnome looking for his football.
xanadian [TotalFark]In other news, I do see this reducing crime in the neighborhood, but I still see it ending badly overall. Betsy McShakesalot could end up shooting a bystander, or a neighbor through a window,
Eshy: Saw this on the local news last night. The woman literally looked like she was going to have a heart attack when talking about her statue. I expected this to be a story about out in Felony Flats or something, but no, it's in suburbia. What a loon.
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Well, we finally got a pic of (insert name of favorite gunnutty Farker here).[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x338]
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