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(Lacrosse Tribune)   Man dies after hearing that a bachelor party was going to be "da bomb" and failing to take the warning seriously   ( divider line
    More: Scary, bachelor party, Utica  
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2013-06-18 11:16:02 AM  
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I once was a guest at an Independence Day party hosted by a certain multi-billionaire deep in the southwest American desert at a secret luxury resort which had every comfort imaginable available (even complimentary cocaine) and which featured a firework display that was simply indescribable and over 30 minutes long, Disney Imagineers could not have done this, and at midnight, a nuclear bomb was detonated high upon a mesa on the horizon. It was brighter than the sun, unlike anything I've ever seen. Totally rad party.
2013-06-18 09:40:03 AM  
2 votes:
He was driven to a nearby location where the Rushford Ambulance and Mayo 1 helicopter attended to him. He was pronounced dead at that location.

With this technology;  EMTs will all be forgotten.
2013-06-18 10:30:22 AM  
1 vote:
Tannerite? Pussies.
I use these for targets Full Size

Those steel balls bouncing off your face lets you know you scored a hit.

/It takes a real man to enjoy steel balls bouncing off his face.
2013-06-18 09:58:26 AM  
1 vote:
This was clearly a killing
2013-06-18 09:40:26 AM  
1 vote:
So, sh*tfaced, with not just guns, high powered rifles, and shooting at things that, no no, doesn't just sit there and have a bullseye, but asplodes.  Shooting at stuff that blows up.  So, the Red Box was out of good DVDs?
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