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2013-06-18 09:25:19 AM  
Still a better love story than Twilight.
 
2013-06-18 09:31:55 AM  
Somebody's adding "tired of all the drama" to their OKCupid profile.
 
2013-06-18 09:37:03 AM  
All told, Williams claimed he was robbed of $200 in cash, a Straight Talk pre-paid cellular phone, his Florida driver's license, a gray tank top, black Dickie shorts and a pair of DC sneakers.

He must have planned a fancy date, like Red Lobster and then a stroll through Wal Mart while holding hands.
 
2013-06-18 10:01:02 AM  

basemetal: All told, Williams claimed he was robbed of $200 in cash, a Straight Talk pre-paid cellular phone, his Florida driver's license, a gray tank top, black Dickie shorts and a pair of DC sneakers.

He must have planned a fancy date, like Red Lobster and then a stroll through Wal Mart while holding hands.


lol poor people thinking they should socialize.
 
2013-06-18 10:05:11 AM  
Weird, I've always met classy women at convenience stores.
 
2013-06-18 10:19:02 AM  

FTFA: Authorities found nude, bloodied Shaun Paul

SHAUN PAUL
 
2013-06-18 10:20:53 AM  

MayoSlather: Weird, I've always met classy women at convenience stores.



Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet women of her stature.

/ good luck in prison
 
2013-06-18 10:23:05 AM  

basemetal: All told, Williams claimed he was robbed of $200 in cash, a Straight Talk pre-paid cellular phone, his Florida driver's license, a gray tank top, black Dickie shorts and a pair of DC sneakers.

He must have planned a fancy date, like Red Lobster and then a stroll through Wal Mart while holding hands.


This is Florida, he was gonna spring for the Crabshack
 
2013-06-18 10:23:20 AM  

maxx2112: MayoSlather: Weird, I've always met classy women at convenience stores.


Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet women of her stature.

/ good luck in prison


Was she tall?

/LOVES 'em cheap, slutty and tall
 
2013-06-18 10:25:52 AM  

maxx2112: MayoSlather: Weird, I've always met classy women at convenience stores.


Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet women of her stature.

/ good luck in prison


I love that movie.
 
2013-06-18 10:26:41 AM  
And this is exactly why I stopped sign ChristianMingle..
 
2013-06-18 10:28:39 AM  
Good one, subby.  I clicked the Florida tag link wondering, "Ok, what now?"

/then I saw what you did, there
 
2013-06-18 10:29:16 AM  

The Muthaship: maxx2112: MayoSlather: Weird, I've always met classy women at convenience stores.


Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet women of her stature.

/ good luck in prison

I love that movie.


I know it is a movie, but I did meet my wife  at the bowling alley.
 
2013-06-18 10:30:34 AM  
"using"....I need to go back to bed....
 
2013-06-18 10:31:02 AM  
All told, Williams claimed he was robbed of ... a gray tank top, black Dickie shorts and a pair of DC sneakers.

If you dress like this for your first date, you almost deserved it.
 
2013-06-18 10:31:17 AM  

Relatively Obscure: basemetal: All told, Williams claimed he was robbed of $200 in cash, a Straight Talk pre-paid cellular phone, his Florida driver's license, a gray tank top, black Dickie shorts and a pair of DC sneakers.

He must have planned a fancy date, like Red Lobster and then a stroll through Wal Mart while holding hands.

lol poor people thinking they should socialize.


Poor people have $200 to spend on a date?
 
2013-06-18 10:31:19 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: basemetal: All told, Williams claimed he was robbed of $200 in cash, a Straight Talk pre-paid cellular phone, his Florida driver's license, a gray tank top, black Dickie shorts and a pair of DC sneakers.

He must have planned a fancy date, like Red Lobster and then a stroll through Wal Mart while holding hands.

This is Florida, he was gonna spring for the Crabshack


Mmmm, Crabshack actually sounds good.
 
2013-06-18 10:33:02 AM  

maxx2112: MayoSlather: Weird, I've always met classy women at convenience stores.


Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet women of her stature.

/ good luck in prison


My mother's Missionary Society Bowling League might want to have a word with you. Their chief rivals, the Sisters of St. Mary, may also want to have a chat as well.
 
2013-06-18 10:33:32 AM  

bikerbob59: Poor people have $200 to spend on a date?


Meth isn't free
 
2013-06-18 10:36:32 AM  

bikerbob59: Relatively Obscure: basemetal: All told, Williams claimed he was robbed of $200 in cash, a Straight Talk pre-paid cellular phone, his Florida driver's license, a gray tank top, black Dickie shorts and a pair of DC sneakers.

He must have planned a fancy date, like Red Lobster and then a stroll through Wal Mart while holding hands.

lol poor people thinking they should socialize.

Poor people have $200 to spend on a date?


Probably half his weekly paycheck at whatever dead end job he works at.  Might have been the only date he has been on in years, wanted to impress her a lil, take a shot at a second date.  Was taught two valuable lessons by the laws of man, dont trust women, dont carry cash.

Seems like a lot of trouble for $200 and some cheap clothes.
 
2013-06-18 10:42:33 AM  
Plot Summary for
<a class="main" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071674/">It Couldn't Happen to a Nicer Guy (IMDbPro » http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071674/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl#" id="ad_feedback_top_rhs">ad feedbackA beautiful woman decides to play a prank on a random man from the street by kidnapping him at gunpoint to her house. After forcing him to strip, she sends him on his way naked. He reports the incident to the authorities, but they either don't believe him, or, if they do, can't understand why he would consider it a crime - a reaction he also gets from his friends and family.
 
2013-06-18 10:48:28 AM  

SuburbanCowboy: And this is exactly why I stopped sign ChristianMingle..


You mean that website with ads on TV?  The "Our Baptist God found us perfect mates, and we had our first child the day after we got married!"  That one?

/guess I won't check it out, then - thanks
 
2013-06-18 10:48:57 AM  
Protip: Next time, when introduced to her brother, be sure to ask if she's married to her brother. They could be from the Alabama Florida paradise where such arrangements get you an early bird discount at the buffet.
 
2013-06-18 10:51:07 AM  

SoupJohnB: SuburbanCowboy: And this is exactly why I stopped sign ChristianMingle..

You mean that website with ads on TV?  The "Our Baptist God found us perfect mates, and we had our first child the day after we got married!"  That one?

/guess I won't check it out, then - thanks


When I was single I checked that site out, if you want a stay at home wife, multiple children and can deal with Evangelical Christian derp, you will find a wife there, quickly.
 
2013-06-18 10:52:52 AM  

Relatively Obscure: basemetal: All told, Williams claimed he was robbed of $200 in cash, a Straight Talk pre-paid cellular phone, his Florida driver's license, a gray tank top, black Dickie shorts and a pair of DC sneakers.

He must have planned a fancy date, like Red Lobster and then a stroll through Wal Mart while holding hands.

lol poor people thinking they should socialize.


You can be poor and still dress decently. A pair of slacks and a polo wouldn't cost more than DC shoes and a pair of Dickies shorts.
 
2013-06-18 11:02:50 AM  
Sounds like someone's spring break adventure came a bit too late.
 
2013-06-18 11:06:01 AM  
Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it could happen to me...
 
PJ-
2013-06-18 11:06:03 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Relatively Obscure: basemetal: All told, Williams claimed he was robbed of $200 in cash, a Straight Talk pre-paid cellular phone, his Florida driver's license, a gray tank top, black Dickie shorts and a pair of DC sneakers.

He must have planned a fancy date, like Red Lobster and then a stroll through Wal Mart while holding hands.

lol poor people thinking they should socialize.

You can be poor and still dress decently. A pair of slacks and a polo wouldn't cost more than DC shoes and a pair of Dickies shorts.


B-b-b-b-b-but ... SWAGYOLOOMFGWTFBBQ!!!!?!?!?!?
 
2013-06-18 11:09:01 AM  
I submitted this story with a less funny headline.

/Well, maybe not so funny at all.
 
2013-06-18 11:09:13 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: You can be poor and still dress decently. A pair of slacks and a polo wouldn't cost more than DC shoes and a pair of Dickies shorts.


Yeah, that's true.  But I don't know how much one dresses up for a night out with Chick I Met At The KwikyMart.

And, hey, I bet he's glad he didn't bring anything fancier.
 
2013-06-18 11:09:23 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-06-18 11:10:25 AM  
Nice headline subby. I was wondering what I was going to stumble upon when I clicked the link.
 
2013-06-18 11:27:22 AM  

Tom_Slick: SoupJohnB: SuburbanCowboy: And this is exactly why I stopped sign ChristianMingle..

You mean that website with ads on TV?  The "Our Baptist God found us perfect mates, and we had our first child the day after we got married!"  That one?

/guess I won't check it out, then - thanks

When I was single I checked that site out, if you want a stay at home wife, multiple children and can deal with Evangelical Christian derp, you will find a wife there, quickly.

 
2013-06-18 11:40:26 AM  
Oops - fired a blank. -1

csb: At a government jobsite, I met a woman who worked as an Administrative Assistant.  Beautiful in every way. She had divorced, and was using a local dating service.  Found a single attorney for a hookup.  It went smooth enough, until she invited him to meet at church.

She was an Evangelical, and he was Jewish.  <<Gong>> sound effect.
 
2013-06-18 11:42:30 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: You can be poor and still dress decently. A pair of slacks and a polo wouldn't cost more than DC shoes and a pair of Dickies shorts.

Yeah, that's true.  But I don't know how much one dresses up for a night out with Chick I Met At The KwikyMart.

And, hey, I bet he's glad he didn't bring anything fancier.


Good point, if he'd worn his good clothes he might be out a pair of Jordan's and a TapouT shirt.
 
2013-06-18 11:46:14 AM  
Something tells me this "date" was arranged via Craigslist and involved ro$e$.
 
2013-06-18 11:50:58 AM  
Betting the "date" charged by the hour.
 
2013-06-18 11:53:28 AM  

SoupJohnB: She was an Evangelical, and he was Jewish. <<Gong>> sound effect.


For some reason I am guessing his last name either started with gold or ended stein and she was clueless that he might be Jewish.
 
2013-06-18 12:06:58 PM  
So dude had $200 in cash, a burner phone, his drivers license, and the clothes on his back?

I'm positive this "date" was $100 for a half hour and $200 for the full service special.
 
2013-06-18 12:12:55 PM  

Tom_Slick: bikerbob59: Poor people have $200 to spend on a date?

Meth isn't free


Neither are 'dates'
 
2013-06-18 12:13:04 PM  
"Seriously? I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual I met on J-Date, and that didn't even crack my top ten."
 
2013-06-18 12:15:28 PM  
I think he got that suit at Moe Ginesburg's
 
2013-06-18 12:20:41 PM  
Not exactly what you'd call precious moments.
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-06-18 12:32:26 PM  
I convinced a very inebriated friend at Universal Studios not to leave with a girl he met at City Walk. She wanted to go back to "her hotel" even though we had a very expensive room on site. He begged me to go but I refused knowing that this stuff happens all to often. Two years of living in St Augustine taught me a lot about how not to get hustled. Jax beach is notorious for tourists being taken advantage of. If you want drugs bring your own. The guy at the bar is going to take your money and leave you with a shiny $3 Molex watch.
 
2013-06-18 12:43:57 PM  

Tom_Slick: SoupJohnB: She was an Evangelical, and he was Jewish. <<Gong>> sound effect.

For some reason I am guessing his last name either started with gold or ended stein and she was clueless that he might be Jewish.


I have no clue what he may have posted in his dating profile, nor what may have been in hers. Based on office gossip, I concluded that the dude was just trying to get laid.
 
2013-06-18 02:09:37 PM  
Yeah, if I arranged a date with a young lady and she picked me up and had two friends with her or if I picked her up and she had two friends with her there would be no date.  Well, that is assuming that they were male friends.  If they were ladies, then I would get the camera and make a porno!
 
2013-06-18 02:17:35 PM  
This is why I quit going to cow pastures on first dates years ago.
 
2013-06-18 03:26:35 PM  
I hope she didn't waste her whole morning for just $8.00....

/not obscure
//I'd give her my 8
///If you know what I mean, and i think you do!
 
2013-06-18 09:54:50 PM  
Aw.  I'll volunteer to take this guy out on a date to make up for all this crap that's happened to him.  I'll buy him a new tank top, shorts and flops, and take him to a pretty nice restaurant for a $200 meal.  But then I'm going to have to insist he gets naked after the date.
 
2013-06-18 11:37:16 PM  

Hermione_Granger: maxx2112: MayoSlather: Weird, I've always met classy women at convenience stores.


Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet women of her stature.

/ good luck in prison

My mother's Missionary Society Bowling League might want to have a word with you. Their chief rivals, the Sisters of St. Mary, may also want to have a chat as well.



They'll actually want a dead Englishman.  Can you find the Resurrection Stone that Harry dropped?  They may want to borrow it.

/ Yes, if she murdered the ties it would be the perfect crime. Why are you so happy about all this?
 
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