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(Reuters)   Actual headline: U.S. patent case climaxes with win for Canadian vibrator maker   (reuters.com ) divider line
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870 clicks; posted to Business » on 18 Jun 2013 at 9:58 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-18 09:33:27 AM  
Nice. Patent is here. May be NSFW if reading patents about "electro-mechnical sexual stimulation device to be worn during intercourse" is verboten. No graphic pictures, though.
 
2013-06-18 10:05:45 AM  
Naughty patents are the best patents

man i want there to be litigation so i can help out with the expert reports!
 
2013-06-18 10:07:23 AM  

Teiritzamna: Naughty patents are the best patents

man i want there to be litigation so i can help out with the expert reports!


The detail's all in the briefs.
 
2013-06-18 10:58:00 AM  
Good on them. Everyone should have access to good *ahem* playware.

That said, don't buy a Magic Wand. They are not engineered well for failure.

/almost got electrocuted when the wire shorted; fortunately, I was in the middle of putting it away when it happened
//not really looking for that kind of a "killer" orgasm, thank you
///three seems appropriate for the thread
 
2013-06-18 11:11:00 AM  
Oh, Ottawa.
Nothing like a city full of bored civil servants to spice up the sex toy market.

/Necessity is the mother of invention
 
2013-06-18 11:21:27 AM  
Disgusting and hilarious tag choice subby!
 
2013-06-18 11:43:59 PM  
Quick, someone get Apple to sue them for having rounded corners. Or one click orgasm?

/Can you imagine a vibrator with sharp edges?
 
2013-06-19 02:26:41 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Disgusting and hilarious tag choice subby!


Why thank you.
 
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