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(Some WoW Clone)   In today's edition of Poor Translation Theater, Chinese MMORPG Perfect World introduces a new Meridian system that allows you to unlock the true power and potential stored in your taint (fourth image)   (pwi.perfectworld.com) divider line 26
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2013-06-18 06:14:23 AM  
That's the root chakra subby.
 
2013-06-18 09:27:17 AM  
Not seeing it.
 
2013-06-18 09:27:52 AM  

This Looks Fun: Not seeing it.


Me either.
 
2013-06-18 09:36:23 AM  
It's not a bad translation.  That really is where the root chakra is.
 
2013-06-18 09:36:34 AM  

Carth: This Looks Fun: Not seeing it.

Me either.


Same here.  So I GIS'd taint...I saw a lot there!
 
2013-06-18 09:44:54 AM  
Welp that was a waste of time.
 
2013-06-18 09:49:49 AM  

cretinbob: That's the root chakra subby.


Because "chakra" is an actual thing as opposed to complete woo?...

For the hard of reading: the word you're meant to be taking cognisance of is perineum... :/

<Feels like this post is destined to be flooded by Beavis&Butthead fans.. >
 
2013-06-18 09:54:22 AM  
I just saw a page written in Nerd. I wonder if Google translate can convert it to English.
 
2013-06-18 10:14:01 AM  

Russ1642: I just saw a page written in Nerd. I wonder if Google translate can convert it to English.


I'm conflicted over whether to point and laugh, or simply snort and titter.
 
2013-06-18 10:22:32 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-18 10:25:06 AM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: cretinbob: That's the root chakra subby.

Because "chakra" is an actual thing as opposed to complete woo?...


It's a fantasy game. If they want to base it on folklore, one might as well know the folklore.
 
2013-06-18 11:06:45 AM  

ristst: Carth: This Looks Fun: Not seeing it.

Me either.

Same here.  So I GIS'd taint...I saw a lot there!


try laying on your back and touching your knees to the ground. worked for me.
 
2013-06-18 11:08:06 AM  
www.killthehydra.com
 
2013-06-18 11:12:55 AM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: For the hard of reading: the word you're meant to be taking cognisance of is perineum... :/


Ah. There it is. I wasn't expecting a high-brow taint joke.
 
2013-06-18 11:51:48 AM  
I lolled.
 
2013-06-18 12:22:16 PM  

Millennium: nulluspixiusdemonica: cretinbob: That's the root chakra subby.

Because "chakra" is an actual thing as opposed to complete woo?...

It's a fantasy game. If they want to base it on folklore, one might as well know the folklore.


One man's religion is another man's folklore. Of course the New Age herp has co-opted it as well. But they are correct. The root chakra is the perineum.

I was just thinking about reinstalling PWI the other day to see what's new, so it looks like I will.

//agree with the Beavis and Butthead assesment
 
2013-06-18 12:47:23 PM  

ristst: Carth: This Looks Fun: Not seeing it.

Me either.

Same here.  So I GIS'd taint...I saw a lot there!


It really holds everything together.
 
2013-06-18 12:53:13 PM  
Upper left corner of fourth image...

From Wiki....Perineum (Probably NSFW)
 
2013-06-18 04:30:42 PM  
images-cdn.perfectworld.com

I don't think it's as poor a translation as you think, subby.

Look at this in-game chart depicting the body locations of the meridians.  There is one in the perineal area.

images-cdn.perfectworld.com

Look at this chart of chakra points:

www.healinghandsinuk.com
 
2013-06-18 07:27:42 PM  
Subby is an uncultured idiot.
 
2013-06-18 07:32:49 PM  
I don't know, there's one thing to saying you have a root chakra located in that region, there's another entirely when a game is telling you to "unlock your perineum". Regardless of location or reasoning, I have a feeling they only left that name because no one involved knew what it was. Pretty classy failure IMHO.
 
2013-06-18 07:46:48 PM  
I thought it was the "Close Holy Attack Tip"


img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-06-18 08:02:37 PM  

Arthen: Subby is an uncultured idiot.


I suppose you think you're cultured.
 
2013-06-18 08:51:44 PM  
Hey, if your taint's moist...

http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=OCf9M5GsDSs

Do something about it!!
 
2013-06-19 01:05:41 AM  

nytmare: Arthen: Subby is an uncultured idiot.

I suppose you think you're cultured.


He is - but he contains sodium benzoate.
 
2013-06-19 02:39:10 PM  
Arthen: Subby is an uncultured idiot.
 
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