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(The Mercury (Australia))   "I picked my ear up off the floor. I had a pair of army camouflage pants on. I wrapped it in a bit of tissue and put it in my pocket. Then I went and had a beer"   (themercury.com.au) divider line 28
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2013-06-18 11:19:08 AM
Approves.

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2013-06-18 12:32:57 PM
I thought yo were supposed to keep your ear to the ground?
 
2013-06-18 12:37:15 PM
Be on the lookout for the Leprosy hooker. She has claimed another victim.
 
2013-06-18 12:39:32 PM
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2013-06-18 12:39:36 PM
pfft.  that doesnt even rhyme.
 
2013-06-18 12:40:14 PM
Note to self: Don't get in a fight in Tasmania. They're tough muthas.
 
2013-06-18 12:45:54 PM
I picked my ear up off the floor.
When I dip, you dip, we dip.
 
2013-06-18 12:51:32 PM
I picked my ear up on a summer day when you were gone....
 
2013-06-18 01:00:10 PM
"I wrapped it in a bit of tissue and put it in my pocket. Then I went and had a beer ."

pffft.  What kind of real man carries a bit of tissue with him?
 
2013-06-18 01:00:49 PM
He needed a reason to go have a beer?
 
2013-06-18 01:01:11 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

/also approves
 
2013-06-18 01:09:53 PM
Interesting headline. I didn't know Paul Simon had a new album out, but it sounds like the lyrics are pretty consistent with his earlier work.
 
2013-06-18 01:15:35 PM
Drew?
 
2013-06-18 01:36:39 PM
hardymag.com don't fark with Australians
 
2013-06-18 01:38:17 PM

probesport: I thought yo were supposed to keep your ear to the ground?


I thought you were supposed to have someone hold your beer first
 
2013-06-18 01:40:50 PM
www.dambrewery.com
Available from the Dillon Dam Brewery
 
2013-06-18 02:05:56 PM
Were they drinking Colorado Kool-Aid?
 
2013-06-18 02:23:21 PM
This is a country song: "Next time you wanna spit in a ear, spit in your own damn ear."
 
2013-06-18 02:40:35 PM
//Steelers Wheel - Stuck in the Middle with you
 
2013-06-18 02:47:19 PM
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
 
2013-06-18 02:55:13 PM
I recently took in a stray cat.  Wanna guess why I named him Evander?
 
2013-06-18 02:55:37 PM
well, that escalated quickly
 
2013-06-18 03:04:35 PM
FTA: I wrapped it in a bit of tissue and put in my pocket.
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You want an ear? I can get you an ear, believe me. There are ways, Dude.
 
2013-06-18 03:07:51 PM
could be worse
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2013-06-18 03:49:59 PM
But... My ear had a pencil behind it!
 
2013-06-18 03:57:08 PM
interested
www.clivejames.com
 
2013-06-18 04:02:09 PM
I come to sieze your berry, not praise it.
 
2013-06-18 04:17:59 PM

EdgeRunner: Interesting headline. I didn't know Paul Simon had a new album out, but it sounds like the lyrics are pretty consistent with his earlier work.


I'm thinking something more along the lines of one of the old-time blues singers like...

upload.wikimedia.org

John Lee Hooker.
 
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