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(   Want to get drunk without consuming the calories from alcohol? Yes, there's a way. Difficulty: A few minor side effects, like death   ( divider line
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2013-06-18 07:41:09 AM  
3 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: [ image 400x300]

It looks like someone shot your boots in that first picture.
2013-06-18 07:37:39 AM  
3 votes:
OMG! Young people are doing this very dangerous thing! No one should EVER do this! Here is a step-by-step process of how to do it.
2013-06-18 06:36:20 AM  
3 votes:
I'll stick with jenkum and buttchugging.
2013-06-18 09:15:51 AM  
2 votes:

mike_d85: So.... you're saying I should huff some everclear straight off my counter? Would a rag work better? Like a cloraphorm deal?

Everclear is overrated for  this.  My personal favorite is gold paint.
2013-06-18 08:51:48 AM  
2 votes:
I'm more of a vodka soaked tampon kinda guy.
2013-06-18 08:33:24 AM  
2 votes:
Just stick it up your ass and enema that shiat like a normal farking alcoholic hobo you morons
2013-06-18 07:47:44 AM  
2 votes:

Slaxl: Quantum Apostrophe: [ image 400x300]

It looks like someone shot your boots in that first picture.

Either that or a clown came on them.
2013-06-18 07:29:52 AM  
2 votes:
If you guys never see me again, you will know what happened.
2013-06-18 07:26:54 AM  
2 votes:
i:mf fofwn agaaanm. btut his si sgugpid.
2013-06-18 07:15:40 AM  
2 votes:
Pouring a bottle of vodka up you ass will, also, get you drunk and allow you to sincerely say that you got drunk off you ass.  Unfortunately, it can kill you.
2013-06-18 10:20:37 AM  
1 vote:

So.... you're saying I should huff some everclear straight off my counter? Would a rag work better? Like a cloraphorm deal?

Absolutely. Actually, it works best if you swish the everclear around inside a plastic bag then place your head in the bag and seal it around your neck with duct tape. But don't take my word for it!
2013-06-18 09:09:18 AM  
1 vote:

TabASlotB: Smidge204: mbillips: Why would dry ice in alcohol produce alcohol vapor? It's COOLING the alcohol. All you should be getting off that is CO2. Which can make you "high" in the same way the suffocating game can.

My first question as well.

Second question: Why would anyone think they're avoiding the calories by inhaling the vapors? You're still absorbing the alcohol into your body where it is metabolized... whether it enters your bloodstream through your digestive or respiratory tract is pretty irrelevant as far as calories go.

For the first question: one possibility is that the dry ice is serving as effectively an agitant. If you drop a chunk of dry ice into liquid, it immediately starts to bubble. Everclear--nearly pure ethanol--would rapidly evaporate if poured out on your counter, but evaporates slowly from an open bottle because it's limited by the local vapor pressure: in the neck of the bottle, gaseous ethanol is at its peak concentration and more ethanol can only evaporate if some of that sitting vapor is displaced; on your counter, there is a greatly increased liquid-gas phase transition area and typically a great deal more air circulation, both expediting evaporation. While the dry ice is cooling the alcohol down, it's also vigorously mixing the liquid and expelling gas from the bottle. In what I've described--using high proof alcohol--the expelled gas would be a fairly potent mix of CO2 and ethanol vapor.

That said, in the image in the story, this genius is using Budweiser. Not a chance you're going to get any substantial alcohol out of that. He's just getting buzzed off of hypoxia.

As for the second question: the only calorie savings would be in avoiding the often calorie-dense mixers (soda, juice) because the absorbed alcohol will of course be caloric. Of course, people trying to literally inhale a 40 of Bud are not going to be the sharpest knives in the drawer...

So.... you're saying I should huff some everclear straight off my counter?  Would a rag work better?  Like a cloraphorm deal?
2013-06-18 09:07:12 AM  
1 vote:

mbillips: here to help: Hoblit: To those who endorse weed as the alternative. Just stop it.

1. It's not the same high
2. It's still illegal
3. A lot of us have jobs that do random drug testing

It simply isn't a viable alternative. I have nothing against it at all and I'm not saying that it shouldn't be smoked. I'm just saying in application as an alternative, it is not.

Move to somewhere it's legal or quit drinking. The method you say you want to try is more dangerous even if it's marketed. You're trying to make a distinction between the marketed method and the other "dangerous" methods when they are the exact same thing. You have a problem and it is affecting your health. It's time to stop. If you can't stop then get help.


Even where it's legal, it's barred for most employees. How do dope smokers make a living? Self-employed artist? Work for parents? Where I live, just about EVERY employer does a pre-employment drug screen, because they get a 10 percent break on their worker's comp insurance if they're a "drug-free workplace."

Not disagreeing with the "stop drinking" advice (although, as a sometimes binge drinker myself, I can testify that it's not so "simple."). But weed is a practical alternative only for a minority of people.

It's actually very easy for us pot smokers.  I've passed numerous drug tests for work.  It's very easy, a bit nerve wracking the first few times, but after that it becomes routine.  If you look there are a lot of ways to beat those tests, they don't scrutinize you when you take it.  All you need to do is ensure temperature on the specimen you are passing.  If a 'clean' friend or family member won't help you out, or if dealing with real urine is disgusting to you, there are plenty of synthetic products on the shelf at smoke shops that will help you pass.  Hell, they even come with hand warmers to help keep the right temperature.

Point being.  Drug tests are a joke, they are easy to beat and you shouldn't worry about them.

/This does not apply to drug tests for DOT or parole, only the 'simple' work related drug tests.
//DOT and parole drug tests they check your d*ck.
2013-06-18 08:34:12 AM  
1 vote:
Near the end of December I made a bunch of jars of Bourbon BBQ sauce (okay, I used Jack, so it's Whiskey BBQ sauce).  The recipe called for 1 cup of booze and I was making a double batch, so 2 cups.  In a sauce pan.  Over heat.  With me standing near/over it stirring.

Figured something was up in about 5 minutes, had all the windows open in 10.

/don't drink nearly as much as I did 10 years ago, so I'm a real lightweight now.
//sauce came out great tho
///most recent batch had real Bourbon in it
2013-06-18 08:13:50 AM  
1 vote:
Dear Stuff.Co.Nz, welcome to 3-Weeks-Ago-ville. Population: You!

That's some fine journalism there, Lou.
2013-06-18 08:08:00 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: i:mf fofwn agaaanm. btut his si sgugpid.

Mmmm yes, I see...
2013-06-18 08:07:00 AM  
1 vote:

adammpower: oh hai!

What IS that? Looks like an Cosplay kid joined the cast of Jersey Shore. I'm a little turned on and repulsed at the same time. It's captivating.
2013-06-18 07:57:36 AM  
1 vote:
Well, valar morghulis...
2013-06-18 07:39:07 AM  
1 vote:
I'll stick with cheesing, thanks.
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2013-06-18 07:38:07 AM  
1 vote:
But how am I supposed to taste my Bud Light if I do that?
2013-06-18 07:30:26 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-18 05:15:16 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: The most addictive substances - like cigarettes, cocaine and ice

I'm gonna listen to some so-called expert who doesn't even know how to use a comma? Nuh-uh.

You've never mixed cocaine and ice?  Man, it make your throat tingle!

/Barney is here with the Strippers, Hitler and Stalin.
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