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(Daily Mail)   Actress portraying Anna Nicole Smith needs to go from her B cup size to a DD. Here's how it's done, Hollywood style   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 110
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2013-06-18 03:31:10 AM
Don't get any ideas ladies.  Keep up with the traditional route.
 
2013-06-18 04:42:30 AM
Breast. Idea. Ever.
 
mhd
2013-06-18 04:56:14 AM
TFA: 'During that process, our third makeup artist Amber Crowe would begin the process of covering Agnes' eight tattoos.

I wonder how the makeup people feel about that. Applying some prosthetics and getting them ready for the camera is one thing, but wasting hours and hours covering up their "uniqueness"?
 
2013-06-18 04:58:29 AM
... why does Anna Nicole Smith rate a biopic in the first place, exactly?
 
mhd
2013-06-18 05:22:16 AM

Jim_Callahan: ... why does Anna Nicole Smith rate a biopic in the first place, exactly?


1. boobies
2. icky old rich guy
3. "tragic" death
4. boobies

I mean, it's not like we reserve biopics for the most intriguing artists, scientists and statesmen.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-18 05:26:04 AM
And unsurprisingly, she's more attractive than the real Anna Nicole. Now show me dem B-cups.
 
2013-06-18 05:46:45 AM
4 hour fitting session?   Yeah... I'll bet.  15 minutes to apply the prosthesis and the rest of the time "adjusting" them? :)
 
2013-06-18 05:54:45 AM
She should get those for real, she looks so much better with them.
 
2013-06-18 06:11:37 AM
What did they do about her anus?

/if hers was remarkable did they ugly it up?
 
2013-06-18 06:12:23 AM

Jim_Callahan: ... why does Anna Nicole Smith rate a biopic in the first place, exactly?


The Edmund Fitzgerald had a song written about it. All the major catastrophes need to be documented.
 
2013-06-18 06:24:57 AM

Jim_Callahan: ... why does Anna Nicole Smith rate a biopic in the first place, exactly?



Obviously, someone's betting it's an investment that will deliver a nice return.
 
2013-06-18 06:25:41 AM

Crewmannumber6: The Edmund Fitzgerald had a song written about it. All the major catastrophes need to be documented.


Damn you!

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they call "Gitche Gumee."
"Superior," they said, "never gives up her dead
when the gales of November come early!"
 
2013-06-18 06:30:47 AM
Chubby/fat Anna Nicole = HOT! Skinny Anna Nicole = meh. It's all Trimspa's fault (drugs too).
 
mhd
2013-06-18 06:33:26 AM

WippitGuud: The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they call "Gitche Gumee."
"Superior," they said, "never gives up her dead
when the gales of November come early!"


Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
 
2013-06-18 06:33:52 AM

Kouvre: And unsurprisingly, she's more attractive than the real Anna Nicole.


Yup...

They start with this:
www.zimbio.comfamousmonsters.com

And want to get to this:
t3.gstatic.comimg2.timeinc.net

And are meeting in the middle with this:
www.gannett-cdn.com

At her prime, Anna Nicole was a unique look, but not anything I found especially enduring (for all you white knights out there, this is my opinion. yours may differ).
 
2013-06-18 06:50:56 AM
Why didn't they just find another big-titted skank to play the dead big-titted skank?
It's not like the USA has a shortage of them.
 
2013-06-18 06:57:11 AM
I thought "Hollywood style" meant implants.
 
2013-06-18 07:15:40 AM
Why didn't they just find someone who had bigger boobs?
 
2013-06-18 07:18:25 AM

mhd: TFA: 'During that process, our third makeup artist Amber Crowe would begin the process of covering Agnes' eight tattoos.

I wonder how the makeup people feel about that. Applying some prosthetics and getting them ready for the camera is one thing, but wasting hours and hours covering up their "uniqueness"?


Probably happens all the time. Actors look like someone other than themselves every day; it is literally part of the job. When you have tattoos, and the current job is to look like someone who didn't have tattoos like yours, you cover them up. Makeup artists get that. Heck; they probably enjoy the challenge.
 
2013-06-18 07:20:23 AM

mhd: TFA: 'During that process, our third makeup artist Amber Crowe would begin the process of covering Agnes' eight tattoos.

I wonder how the makeup people feel about that. Applying some prosthetics and getting them ready for the camera is one thing, but wasting hours and hours covering up their "uniqueness"?


People who have tattoos are job creators
 
2013-06-18 07:20:32 AM
No, no, no, no don't take 'em off. Don't take...leave 'em on
Yeah, that's it...a little more to the right
 
2013-06-18 07:22:14 AM
img2.timeinc.net

I thought they were force-feeding Kristy Swanson for that?
 
mhd
2013-06-18 07:30:11 AM

Millennium: Probably happens all the time. Actors look like someone other than themselves every day; it is literally part of the job. When you have tattoos, and the current job is to look like someone who didn't have tattoos like yours, you cover them up. Makeup artists get that. Heck; they probably enjoy the challenge.


Compared to facial makeup, where you need all kinds of layers and shading, isn't that basically just spackling? Not exactly something that needs artistic sensibilities... And everybody needs the other type of makeup, where this seems just superfluous

But, hey, IANAMA, so who knows, maybe a lot of the rest is filled with lots of tedium, too. I mean, if hairdressers can cope with it...

/Now back to doing some exciting report generation code...
 
2013-06-18 07:33:14 AM

enry: What did they do about her anus?

/if hers was remarkable did they ugly it up?


[anustattoolipbitingchick.jpg]

/no idea how to GIS for that
 
2013-06-18 07:37:25 AM
Ahh, I remember when I thought DD's were big.
 
2013-06-18 07:44:36 AM

Seth'n'Spectrum: enry: What did they do about her anus?

/if hers was remarkable did they ugly it up?

[anustattoolipbitingchick.jpg]

/no idea how to GIS for that


start by using someone else's computer.
 
2013-06-18 07:46:49 AM
The actress is too skinny, doesn't look anything like Anna, and the boobs don't look real.

So...there.
 
2013-06-18 07:48:54 AM
Damn, this actress needs a medal or award for patience. Shiat, four hours every day of shooting for that one part of her overall makeup. Seriously, I have a ton of respect for that.
 
2013-06-18 07:51:20 AM

Riotboy: Chubby/fat Anna Nicole =

skank HOT! Skinny Anna Nicole = skank meh. It's all Trimspa's fault (drugs too).

FTFM
 
2013-06-18 08:02:13 AM
 
2013-06-18 08:05:30 AM

mhd: I wonder how the makeup people feel about that. Applying some prosthetics and getting them ready for the camera is one thing, but wasting hours and hours covering up their "uniqueness"?


If they don't like their job, they can always work at McDonalds.
 
2013-06-18 08:08:48 AM

Waldo Pepper: She had her moments

http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/20-gorgeous-photos-from-anna-ni co le-smiths-guess-campaign


I think of that ad series when I see Kate Upton
 
2013-06-18 08:35:27 AM
I'm pretty sure when Tom Savini pioneered the industry of make up effects and what not, he had no idea his inspiration would be recreating tits from a strung out drug addicted model.
 
2013-06-18 08:36:54 AM
Approves:

media.salon.com

Also approves:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-18 08:37:14 AM
breasts that were applied during four-hour-long fitting sessions

Okay I have to put your boobies on now. This could take while. *wink*
 
2013-06-18 08:42:03 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-18 08:52:24 AM
Why not cast an actress who comes pre-equipped? Like Kelli Garner.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-18 08:59:46 AM
The Boob abides.
 
2013-06-18 09:01:14 AM

mhd: TFA: 'During that process, our third makeup artist Amber Crowe would begin the process of covering Agnes' eight tattoos.

I wonder how the makeup people feel about that. Applying some prosthetics and getting them ready for the camera is one thing, but wasting hours and hours covering up their "uniqueness"?


They should be fine about it since the movie isn't about them and their "uniqueness", it is about portraying someone else.
 
2013-06-18 09:02:22 AM

Ross E. Krushan: Damn, this actress needs a medal or award for patience. Shiat, four hours every day of shooting for that one part of her overall makeup. Seriously, I have a ton of respect for that.


It's garbled, but the 4 hour mark seems to have been total makeup, not just breasts.

The woman is ridiculously hot. But the breasts just scream prosthetics to me, in those shots, for some reason. Maybe it's an extremely subtle skin color issue or something I'm picking up subliminally, but it's obvious they're fake.

Why not just find a big tit chubby girl to play the big tit chubby girl?
 
2013-06-18 09:05:29 AM
Selma Blair Zepplin

www1.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-06-18 09:06:51 AM

kroonermanblack: Ross E. Krushan: Damn, this actress needs a medal or award for patience. Shiat, four hours every day of shooting for that one part of her overall makeup. Seriously, I have a ton of respect for that.

It's garbled, but the 4 hour mark seems to have been total makeup, not just breasts.

The woman is ridiculously hot. But the breasts just scream prosthetics to me, in those shots, for some reason. Maybe it's an extremely subtle skin color issue or something I'm picking up subliminally, but it's obvious they're fake.

Why not just find a big tit chubby girl to play the big tit chubby girl?


might it have something to do with the article being about them being fake?
 
2013-06-18 09:06:55 AM

indarwinsshadow: Selma Blair Zepplin

[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x390]


Still not as good as watching Halle Berry make guacamole with a fake tit
 
2013-06-18 09:09:34 AM

kroonermanblack: Ross E. Krushan: Damn, this actress needs a medal or award for patience. Shiat, four hours every day of shooting for that one part of her overall makeup. Seriously, I have a ton of respect for that.

It's garbled, but the 4 hour mark seems to have been total makeup, not just breasts.

The woman is ridiculously hot. But the breasts just scream prosthetics to me, in those shots, for some reason. Maybe it's an extremely subtle skin color issue or something I'm picking up subliminally, but it's obvious they're fake.

Why not just find a big tit chubby girl to play the big tit chubby girl?


I'm sure the producers/director tested quite a few actresses. At first blush, it would seem that Anna Nicole Smith may be an easy role, but I think in real life she was definitely a bit more complex, certain subtleties and nuances that really characterized her need to be spot on in the role. Plus the fact that she was probably available in her schedule, others may not have been, and of course, the ultimate financial negotiations.
 
2013-06-18 09:12:04 AM

kroonermanblack: Why not just find a big tit chubby girl to play the big tit chubby girl?


Kat Dennings with her hair dyed blonde. Of course, the makeup work to cover Kat's man-jaw and hide the dark bags under her eyes might take as long as giving this one appropriately massive sweater puppies.
 
2013-06-18 09:24:13 AM

Wellon Dowd: Why not cast an actress who comes pre-equipped?


That was my feeling as well.


www.overloadit.com

This one would have worked. Not sure if she can act, but I'm sure it's a B-movie at best anyway.
 
2013-06-18 09:29:58 AM
The chest is only one part of the personna.

The real question is, can the actress recreate the semi-permanent "eeewww gross" kinda sneer that ANS was so fond of?
 
2013-06-18 09:36:46 AM

Millennium: Makeup artists get that. Heck; they probably enjoy the challenge.


More like a chore, as the process needs to be repeated every day of the shoot and the results need to be consistent.  Imagine having to write the same TPS report every day, for several hours a day, only to have the boss shred each one, making the previous day's work all for naught.

Having a natural marking is one thing and I don't make much of tattoos in general but if your job involves pretending to be other people, getting a tattoo strikes me as particularly stupid.  It's extra work for the makeup artists, something most people won't see because of your job and FFS if you think a tattoo is SO important that you need to be inconsiderate to others to get one, NOW you have serious mental issues.  If you're a coal miner or database admin you could be a walking canvas for all I care but acting is a career where your very skin is part of your damn work uniform.

mhd: Compared to facial makeup, where you need all kinds of layers and shading, isn't that basically just spackling?


I don't know what they use, but from a technological standpoint it's apparent the job's only gotten harder over the years.  In the days of black and white many things didn't even need to be the same color (the "blood" in Psycho was supposedly chocolate syrup).  Nowadays any patch of makeup covering a tattoo would need to blend perfectly with the skin so that it doesn't show even in a HD close-up under bright lights.  Today's resolutions show even the natural texture of the skin, so you can't just slather on something opaque.  I suppose you could just go for full body makeup but that has its own downsides.
 
2013-06-18 09:40:06 AM

Wellon Dowd: Why not cast an actress who comes pre-equipped? Like Kelli Garner.

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


I'd let her try my equipment, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-06-18 09:42:10 AM

YoOjo: Why didn't they just find another big-titted skank to play the dead big-titted skank?
It's not like the USA has a shortage of them.


www.boobieblog.com

I nominate Tara Reid
 
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