Harry Freakstorm: At the community pool nearby, the lifeguard jobs are all patronage jobs. The teens got the jobs because their parents paid for some alderman's reelection. I wouldn't expect any of them to do anything except sit in a cluster and talk, text and hit on the hot teens who can't find a private pool to lounge around.
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