Gyrfalcon: It doesn't sound like he "drowned", more like a pulmonary embolism.
I sound fat: I dont pretend to understand what you people think Irony is, but since im first, and I want to be cool like all the other kids on Fark...That isnt Irony! What is wrong with you people?????? Irony is something only I understand!!! This is not it.
HotWingAgenda: AlephNull: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shallow_water_blackoutShallow Water Blackout sounds like it would be a great single for the next Radiohead album.
Matthew Keene: A young, promising, sweet, awesome life is cut short, and all you Farkers can do is argue whether or not something is ironic. How very typically heartless!!!
I'm no expert but...: Ten thousand spoons when all he needed was a lifeguard?
vartian: I'm no expert but...: Ten thousand spoons when all he needed was a lifeguard?When he resurfaced, he began to float. That is when other lifeguards jumped in the water, pulled Kruthaupt out and immediately began CPR.
Harry Freakstorm: At the community pool nearby, the lifeguard jobs are all patronage jobs. The teens got the jobs because their parents paid for some alderman's reelection. I wouldn't expect any of them to do anything except sit in a cluster and talk, text and hit on the hot teens who can't find a private pool to lounge around.
starlost: would it have been ironic if his name was bob?
Hector Remarkable: wrinkled close
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