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(Fox 23 Tulsa)   Hands and feet bound, head removed. Clearly it's a suicide   (fox23.com) divider line 85
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2013-06-17 10:05:16 PM
I think, after a thorough postmortem, you'll find the victim was in fact, poisened.
 
2013-06-17 10:15:33 PM
Yes, poisened. My thoughts exactly.
 
2013-06-17 10:35:40 PM
Poisened. Definitely poisened.
 
2013-06-17 11:52:32 PM
you guys joke, but what if it's one of them poisens what make your head fall off like in the movies.
 
2013-06-18 12:05:01 AM
Table saw.
 
2013-06-18 12:07:19 AM
Actually, if you don't position the rope properly in a hanging, your head will pop right off.

Of course, whoever wrote this shiatty article obviously had no time to get any further details of the scene.
 
2013-06-18 12:37:18 AM

jake_lex: Actually, if you don't position the rope properly in a hanging, your head will pop right off.

Of course, whoever wrote this shiatty article obviously had no time to get any further details of the scene.


Not defending the reporter, but it is possible that the police are investigating and haven't released any decent details.
 
2013-06-18 12:53:42 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Table saw.


I can think of a lot of ways to die like that but it isn't fun to think about. But yeah, there are a lot of saws in my garage that could be manipulated to do the trick.

I think when people do that they're trying to put on a real horror show for whoever stumbles upon the scene. Or, with the hands tied they give their loved ones a fictional murderer, and some solace believing there was nothing they could have done.
 
2013-06-18 12:56:11 AM
James Andanson was found with two bullet wounds in his decapitated head in a burned car with no car keys ever found and they ruled it a suicide, so it's not without precedent.
 
2013-06-18 12:58:46 AM
Was he a census taker?
 
2013-06-18 01:09:08 AM
He fell down an elevator shaft...onto some bullets

myenvoy.com


/shut up, it's one of my guilty pleasure movies.
 
2013-06-18 01:09:31 AM

violentsalvation: Bathia_Mapes: Table saw.

I can think of a lot of ways to die like that but it isn't fun to think about. But yeah, there are a lot of saws in my garage that could be manipulated to do the trick.

I think when people do that they're trying to put on a real horror show for whoever stumbles upon the scene. Or, with the hands tied they give their loved ones a fictional murderer, and some solace believing there was nothing they could have done.


I was thinking of the guy who cut off his own head with a chainsaw several years ago.
 
2013-06-18 01:09:38 AM
www.jonco48.com
 
2013-06-18 01:09:39 AM
What is going on with the main page?  People kicking their own asses, locking themselves in the trunks of their cars, and now this?  The world has gone mad
 
2013-06-18 01:11:39 AM

ShangriLlama: What is going on with the main page?  People kicking their own asses, locking themselves in the trunks of their cars, and now this?  The world has gone mad


Don't forget the young kids watching a YouTube video of their father blowing his brains out.
 
2013-06-18 01:11:56 AM

ShangriLlama: What is going on with the main page?  People kicking their own asses, locking themselves in the trunks of their cars, and now this?  The world has gone mad


Yeah, this new darker, edgier Fark kinda sucks. Being back stories of whimsy, all this suicidal shiat is a bum out.
 
2013-06-18 01:12:04 AM
I ain't got nobody . . . .
 
2013-06-18 01:14:15 AM
And on the 31st anniversary of Roberto Calvi's mysterious suicide...
 
2013-06-18 01:15:30 AM
img577.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-18 01:16:16 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ShangriLlama: What is going on with the main page?  People kicking their own asses, locking themselves in the trunks of their cars, and now this?  The world has gone mad

Yeah, this new darker, edgier Fark kinda sucks. Being back stories of whimsy


Also, boobs.  Don't forget the boobs.
 
2013-06-18 01:16:31 AM

Atomic Spunk: ShangriLlama: What is going on with the main page?  People kicking their own asses, locking themselves in the trunks of their cars, and now this?  The world has gone mad

Don't forget the young kids watching a YouTube video of their father blowing his brains out.


Goodness, I forgot about that one.  Egads.  We need Caturday or something else that's cute right now
 
2013-06-18 01:16:37 AM

thomps: you guys joke, but what if it's one of them poisens what make your head fall off like in the movies.


A marijuana overdose?
 
2013-06-18 01:18:58 AM
Just another case of autoerotic axpyxiation gone wrong (or very very right then horribly wrong)
 
2013-06-18 01:19:18 AM
Meh.  People kill themselves all the time like this here in China.
 
2013-06-18 01:19:57 AM
I dunno, some people who commit suicide hope that their survivors can collect on the life insurance. It takes some creativity (or time on the interwebs) to make that happen.
 
2013-06-18 01:22:50 AM

Philbb: I dunno, some people who commit suicide hope that their survivors can collect on the life insurance. It takes some creativity (or time on the interwebs) to make that happen.


As I understand it, almost all life insurance policies pay out on suicides after an initial period.  So that probably wouldn't be necessary very often.
 
JFC
2013-06-18 01:24:57 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Table saw.


Table saw what?
 
2013-06-18 01:25:46 AM

violentsalvation: Bathia_Mapes: Table saw.

I can think of a lot of ways to die like that but it isn't fun to think about. But yeah, there are a lot of saws in my garage that could be manipulated to do the trick.

I think when people do that they're trying to put on a real horror show for whoever stumbles upon the scene. Or, with the hands tied they give their loved ones a fictional murderer, and some solace believing there was nothing they could have done.


mmm, no. if you're suicide you're in the throes of madness and utter despair. it's not for effect.
 
2013-06-18 01:38:35 AM

fusillade762: Was he a census taker?


And did he try to test Dr. Lecter?
 
2013-06-18 01:39:08 AM

Bathia_Mapes: I was thinking of the guy who cut off his own head with a chainsaw several years ago.


Band saws also work.
 
2013-06-18 01:45:20 AM

you are a puppet: fusillade762: Was he a census taker?

And did he try to test Dr. Lecter?


Did he ask for fava beans?
 
2013-06-18 01:49:43 AM
 
2013-06-18 01:54:34 AM

fusillade762: Sparkman was reportedly found with a rope around his neck, tied to a


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

SPARK MAN, NOOOOO!
 
2013-06-18 01:59:25 AM
Sounds legit.
 
2013-06-18 02:01:02 AM
Wait, did they find Snowden?
 
2013-06-18 02:02:06 AM
ctrl + f "cartel"
0 results


I bet it's cartel related.
 
2013-06-18 02:09:51 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ShangriLlama: What is going on with the main page?  People kicking their own asses, locking themselves in the trunks of their cars, and now this?  The world has gone mad

Yeah, this new darker, edgier Fark kinda sucks. Being back stories of whimsy, all this suicidal shiat is a bum out.


You mean like when a clown dies...
 
2013-06-18 02:10:12 AM

KrispyKritter: violentsalvation: Bathia_Mapes: Table saw.

I can think of a lot of ways to die like that but it isn't fun to think about. But yeah, there are a lot of saws in my garage that could be manipulated to do the trick.

I think when people do that they're trying to put on a real horror show for whoever stumbles upon the scene. Or, with the hands tied they give their loved ones a fictional murderer, and some solace believing there was nothing they could have done.

mmm, no. if you're suicide you're in the throes of madness and utter despair. it's not for effect.


Usually not, but it does happen.
 
2013-06-18 02:18:46 AM
mlkshk.com

TA DA!!!!!

 
2013-06-18 02:25:44 AM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-06-18 02:43:15 AM
From the comments:

As a former member of the NYPD, I gotta say this sounds like a very typical suicide. First they tie their own feet, hang a copper wire around their neck, bind their hands with zipties, then jump off the stool into a seated position, decapitating themselves. They do this to troll their wives, and often take out large life insurance policies on themselves and leave their wife as beneficiary. The wife then fights to say it's a murder so she can get the money, but at the same time makes herself look guilty of the murder-money being the motive. If she tries to say it's suicide, nobody believes her and she looks even more guilty. it's the maximum amount of trolling one can do.


MAXIMuM tRoLLiNG
 
2013-06-18 02:46:06 AM
You know, I had some really good bondage, suicidal, decapitation jokes on point, but you guys have just creeped me out too much.
 
2013-06-18 02:46:07 AM

violentsalvation: mmm, no. if you're suicide you're in the throes of madness and utter despair. it's not for effect.

Usually not, but it does happen.


So, you're saying the guy in your link was sane?

FFS, he had a Aston Martin.
 
2013-06-18 02:47:53 AM

Hobodeluxe: TA DA!!!!!


That clown broad has no tittays for being in the 3rd trimester.
 
2013-06-18 02:52:00 AM
It seems clear by now that such a suicide is indeed plausible.  I'm wondering if there is a lack of a convenient dead-mans-curve by a high cliff.
 
2013-06-18 02:53:09 AM
Hey, at least he didn't drag himself 50 yards out into the woods, tie his own hands behind his back, shoot himself in the head with a shotgun, and manage to hide the shotgun. Those are the really tough suicides.
 
2013-06-18 02:53:12 AM

Ooba Tooba: Hobodeluxe: TA DA!!!!!

That clown broad has no tittays for being in the 3rd trimester.


It's all the cuh-cuh-cocaine, baby.
 
2013-06-18 02:59:14 AM
"Faux News"

Every time i see a lefty moron use this term i giggle. Like FOX NEWS reports anything other than the information given. Unlike the many that have been caught falsifying the news...huh?

Still the leader in news....still the top rated news channel...get over it douche bags
 
2013-06-18 03:12:34 AM

Triumph: James Andanson was found with two bullet wounds in his decapitated head in a burned car with no car keys ever found and they ruled it a suicide, so it's not without precedent.


Two? And how do we know it was bullet wound?
 
2013-06-18 03:20:14 AM

Gestankfaust: "Faux News"

Every time i see a lefty moron use this term i giggle. Like FOX NEWS reports anything other than the information given. Unlike the many that have been caught falsifying the news...huh?

Still the leader in news....still the top rated news channel...get over it douche bags


That's not trolling... That's lying.
 
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