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(Great Falls Tribune)   Drunk with a BAC of .277, your neighbor's 2- and 4-year old children in the back seat, and an open can of watermelon Four Loko on the floor at your feet is no way to go through a McDonald's drive-thru, ma'am   (greatfallstribune.com) divider line 12
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2013-06-17 08:13:43 PM  
5 votes:
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I think I just found the frontman for my Glen Danzig tribute band
2013-06-17 08:21:30 PM  
3 votes:

feckingmorons: She has a face like a guppy.


That's probably why she was drinking like a fish
2013-06-17 10:34:47 PM  
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: Mugato: doctor wu: 277 BAC?!?!  Is that even possible?

I was hospitalized with a .5. Not proud of it.

Holy shiat.

I wish to shake your hand, sir.


No need. His hand shakes itself.

/Fellow alcoholic.
2013-06-18 05:13:22 PM  
1 votes:
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Ralph was the same age back in 1965
2013-06-18 12:14:07 AM  
1 votes:

T.rex: I had to go to DUI classes a few years back (haven't drunk and drove since, thank you very much), and there were a surprising number of people in the class who got busted in the drive-thru.


There was a fark story 6-8 months ago about cops playing cashier at a Taco Bell drive through after closing time.

Fish in a barrel.
2013-06-17 08:58:54 PM  
1 votes:

inglixthemad: belhade: Wow. Not passed out at a McDonald's drive-thru? She's got endurance...or maybe that's the Four-Lo walkin'.

Passing out over .277? Pfft! Our 12 year olds have a higher BAC than that here in Wisconsin.


I have to hit .277 just to stop the shaking.
2013-06-17 08:37:49 PM  
1 votes:
Wow...Illeana Douglas looks horrible without makeup!
2013-06-17 08:17:43 PM  
1 votes:

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Wow .277? That's three hundred times the legal limit!


Okay, you need to show your work.  Maybe then we can determine if you are 300 times the legal limit or closer to 3.5 times the limit.
2013-06-17 08:14:45 PM  
1 votes:
I agree, subby. The watermelon is really bad unless diluted with vodak.
2013-06-17 08:09:34 PM  
1 votes:
Wow .277? That's three hundred times the legal limit!
2013-06-17 08:00:32 PM  
1 votes:
Livin' the dream.
2013-06-17 06:55:34 PM  
1 votes:
She has a face like a guppy.
 
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