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(Great Falls Tribune)   Drunk with a BAC of .277, your neighbor's 2- and 4-year old children in the back seat, and an open can of watermelon Four Loko on the floor at your feet is no way to go through a McDonald's drive-thru, ma'am   (greatfallstribune.com) divider line 72
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2013-06-17 10:31:08 PM  
If you you've been drinking, shouldn't you refuse to take the test and accept the sentence associated with that instead?
 
2013-06-17 10:34:47 PM  

hardinparamedic: Mugato: doctor wu: 277 BAC?!?!  Is that even possible?

I was hospitalized with a .5. Not proud of it.

Holy shiat.

I wish to shake your hand, sir.


No need. His hand shakes itself.

/Fellow alcoholic.
 
2013-06-17 10:35:15 PM  

Calm: If you you've been drinking, shouldn't you refuse to take the test and accept the sentence associated with that instead?


No. Refusal violates the implied consent laws, sure, but following a refusal they'll get a warrant anyway so nothing is achieved.
 
2013-06-17 10:39:08 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Calm: If you you've been drinking, shouldn't you refuse to take the test and accept the sentence associated with that instead?

No. Refusal violates the implied consent laws, sure, but following a refusal they'll get a warrant anyway so nothing is achieved.


Not always, better option is to refuse any tests
 
2013-06-17 11:13:48 PM  
wait, they make watermelon four loko?
 
2013-06-17 11:14:26 PM  

alienated: I agree, subby. The watermelon is really bad unless diluted with vodak.


Ugh. All the flavors are bad. Wait no. Not so much the flavor that is the problem as it is the hangover that sucks.

drank 4 of them on a empty stomach after work one day.
ugh never again. Not even with a gun to my head
 
2013-06-17 11:20:36 PM  
All the various Four-Los I've tried have invariably tasted like carbonated vomit.
 
2013-06-18 12:14:07 AM  

T.rex: I had to go to DUI classes a few years back (haven't drunk and drove since, thank you very much), and there were a surprising number of people in the class who got busted in the drive-thru.


There was a fark story 6-8 months ago about cops playing cashier at a Taco Bell drive through after closing time.

Fish in a barrel.
 
2013-06-18 12:31:53 AM  
She has Buscemi eyes!  Ahhhhhh!
 
2013-06-18 12:49:17 AM  
It should be a crime to be drinking watermelon four loko... I've had them all a few times at parties, and from experience they make you a unique kind of sick, just after one. Can't even smell them now lol!
 
2013-06-18 12:50:02 AM  

belhade: All the various Four-Los I've tried have invariably tasted like carbonated vomit.


I tried one, once. That was enough. Worse than warm Zima.
 
2013-06-18 01:51:51 AM  

inglixthemad: belhade: Wow. Not passed out at a McDonald's drive-thru? She's got endurance...or maybe that's the Four-Lo walkin'.

Passing out over .277? Pfft! Our 12 year olds have a higher BAC than that here in Wisconsin.


Have said it many times before and I will say it again: People in Madison make even this New Orleanian blush. We drink on the streets, man, Many bars are open 24 hours. And yet you folks disturb me.

I've been to Wisconsin, and was schooled on the arts of drinking. All of you are farking crazy.

/dude, New Orleans, and I think you all are nuts
 
2013-06-18 02:43:02 AM  
This would have been a much better story if the entire headline was about one incident.
 
2013-06-18 02:56:03 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: hardinparamedic: Mugato: doctor wu: 277 BAC?!?!  Is that even possible?

I was hospitalized with a .5. Not proud of it.

Holy shiat.

I wish to shake your hand, sir.

No need. His hand shakes itself.

/Fellow alcoholic.


Kidding aside, while I've had hangover/withdrawal badly enough a couple of times to be very shaky, I've never once felt the desire to have more alcohol to 'ease the symptoms' or however that works. Usually at that point I just want to cut my head off so it stops hurting. I can't even imagine how you guys dealt with it; massive respect for overcoming...
 
2013-06-18 07:24:28 AM  
Is it just me?

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2013-06-18 08:43:41 AM  

doctor wu: Mugato: doctor wu: 277 BAC?!?!  Is that even possible?

I was hospitalized with a .5. Not proud of it.

Ouch, that had to be the hangover from hell, huh?


No, when you go in with a ridiculous BAC they rehydrate you via IV. No hangover at all.

/yes, I learned my lesson
 
2013-06-18 10:14:40 AM  
Of course this happened in Great Fails.

/I miss Montana
//Not Great Falls
 
2013-06-18 10:31:00 AM  

feckingmorons: She has a face like a guppy.


Probably pretty hot 20 years and 20,000 gallons of liquor ago.
 
2013-06-18 12:39:43 PM  
Be advised, suspected is FUGLY. Repeat, FUGLY.
 
2013-06-18 01:02:37 PM  

feckingmorons [TotalFark]
She has a face like a guppy.


More like a Rat tray.


TheBereaDude
Is it just me?

cmsimg.greatfallstribune.com
www.hotflick.net


Nah, I thought the same thing.
 
2013-06-18 05:13:22 PM  
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Ralph was the same age back in 1965
 
2013-06-18 07:01:14 PM  
Is that a pledge pin!?
 
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