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(Great Falls Tribune)   Drunk with a BAC of .277, your neighbor's 2- and 4-year old children in the back seat, and an open can of watermelon Four Loko on the floor at your feet is no way to go through a McDonald's drive-thru, ma'am   (greatfallstribune.com) divider line 72
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2013-06-17 06:55:34 PM  
She has a face like a guppy.
 
2013-06-17 08:00:32 PM  
Livin' the dream.
 
2013-06-17 08:02:43 PM  
that's a hard 43. eek.
 
2013-06-17 08:02:54 PM  
Mom?
 
2013-06-17 08:03:13 PM  
That Four Loko will fark you up.
 
2013-06-17 08:05:01 PM  
When the kids want nuggets you must oblige.

Any responsible parent knows this.
 
2013-06-17 08:09:34 PM  
Wow .277? That's three hundred times the legal limit!
 
2013-06-17 08:11:23 PM  

Riotboy: That Four Loko will fark you up.


No kidding... That's one hard looking 43.
 
2013-06-17 08:13:43 PM  
cmsimg.greatfallstribune.com

I think I just found the frontman for my Glen Danzig tribute band
 
2013-06-17 08:14:45 PM  
I agree, subby. The watermelon is really bad unless diluted with vodak.
 
2013-06-17 08:17:10 PM  
She was just trying to kick back and get away from the rat rayce.
 
2013-06-17 08:17:43 PM  

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Wow .277? That's three hundred times the legal limit!


Okay, you need to show your work.  Maybe then we can determine if you are 300 times the legal limit or closer to 3.5 times the limit.
 
2013-06-17 08:20:17 PM  

HexMadroom: that's a hard 43. eek.


Urg. I didn't even notice her age, but yeah. I'll be 40 here later this year, but it's hard to look at her and think "She's about my age." Yikes.
 
2013-06-17 08:21:30 PM  

feckingmorons: She has a face like a guppy.


That's probably why she was drinking like a fish
 
2013-06-17 08:21:39 PM  

HexMadroom: that's a hard 43. eek.


Was thinking the same thing looks more like 63 with dyed hair, but I have relatives older who still don't look that rough.
 
2013-06-17 08:24:48 PM  

lack of warmth: Captain Horatio Mindblower: Wow .277? That's three hundred times the legal limit!

Okay, you need to show your work.  Maybe then we can determine if you are 300 times the legal limit or closer to 3.5 times the limit.


You see, if it were a percent then it would have been determined as ".277 percent" Capt. Mindblower is comically pointing out that the exclusion of "percent" would indicate a ratio of .277 or 27.7% of her blood consisted of alcohol, hence the hilarious notion of 300 times limit.
 
2013-06-17 08:26:00 PM  
Wow. Not passed out at a McDonald's drive-thru? She's got endurance...or maybe that's the Four-Lo walkin'.
 
2013-06-17 08:26:14 PM  

lack of warmth: Captain Horatio Mindblower: Wow .277? That's three hundred times the legal limit!

Okay, you need to show your work.  Maybe then we can determine if you are 300 times the legal limit or closer to 3.5 times the limit.


Come on, everybody knows the legal limit is .00004 and it's actually 12654293093248504 times the legal limit for every state in the US. You have a calculator and Google, why should we figure this out for you?
 
2013-06-17 08:32:11 PM  

belhade: Wow. Not passed out at a McDonald's drive-thru? She's got endurance...or maybe that's the Four-Lo walkin'.


Passing out over .277? Pfft! Our 12 year olds have a higher BAC than that here in Wisconsin.
 
2013-06-17 08:36:41 PM  

inglixthemad: belhade: Wow. Not passed out at a McDonald's drive-thru? She's got endurance...or maybe that's the Four-Lo walkin'.

Passing out over .277? Pfft! Our 12 year olds have a higher BAC than that here in Wisconsin.


I bet they look like that, too...
 
2013-06-17 08:37:49 PM  
Wow...Illeana Douglas looks horrible without makeup!
 
2013-06-17 08:39:04 PM  
That right there is a lifestyle, not just the way she hits a drive-through.
 
2013-06-17 08:40:43 PM  
The only thing atypical here is the kids. This happens thousands of times a night.
 
2013-06-17 08:41:52 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: HexMadroom: that's a hard 43. eek.

Urg. I didn't even notice her age, but yeah. I'll be 40 here later this year, but it's hard to look at her and think "She's about my age." Yikes.


I've run into people I've known since high school lately. My 30th reunion is coming up, and no, I ain't a gonna go. There are some folks, including several of the girls that were the super hotstuf popular kids, and man. They look like they've been through a cement mixer.

Alcohol is a hellava drug. That owman there looks like she's been on a bender since 1985.
 
2013-06-17 08:54:05 PM  

Deathfrogg: Fuggin Bizzy: HexMadroom: that's a hard 43. eek.

Urg. I didn't even notice her age, but yeah. I'll be 40 here later this year, but it's hard to look at her and think "She's about my age." Yikes.

I've run into people I've known since high school lately. My 30th reunion is coming up, and no, I ain't a gonna go. There are some folks, including several of the girls that were the super hotstuf popular kids, and man. They look like they've been through a cement mixer.

Alcohol is a hellava drug. That owman there looks like she's been on a bender since 1985.


I skipped my high school reunions as well. I've no one there to which I feel the need to show off, and few to whom I could even relate. I had one friend from high school, and he's doing quite well for himself as a small business owner - I don't need to go to the reunions to chat with him. The rest can farking bugger off.
 
2013-06-17 08:58:54 PM  

inglixthemad: belhade: Wow. Not passed out at a McDonald's drive-thru? She's got endurance...or maybe that's the Four-Lo walkin'.

Passing out over .277? Pfft! Our 12 year olds have a higher BAC than that here in Wisconsin.


I have to hit .277 just to stop the shaking.
 
2013-06-17 08:59:53 PM  
I had to go to DUI classes a few years back (haven't drunk and drove since, thank you very much), and there were a surprising number of people in the class who got busted in the drive-thru.
 
2013-06-17 09:00:49 PM  

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Wow .277? That's three hundred times the legal limit!


Wtf? The legal limit isn't .001
 
2013-06-17 09:00:56 PM  

HexMadroom: that's a hard 43. eek.


I love Fark so farking much sometimes. This is one of those times. That... creature... is my age.

Damn, I look good.
 
2013-06-17 09:03:14 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Captain Horatio Mindblower: Wow .277? That's three hundred times the legal limit!

Wtf? The legal limit isn't .001


The math was done upstairs a few entries ago. He is, technically, correct.
 
2013-06-17 09:06:41 PM  
FTFA:  Stacy Dawn Rattray, 43, was cited with a felony count of driving under the influence, aggravated DUI and two counts of endangering the welfare of children, a probable cause affidavit states.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

...looks about right.
 
2013-06-17 09:11:41 PM  
Stacy Dawn Rattray did a pub crawl
Stacy Dawn Rattray had a Great Falls
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put Staceface together again
 
2013-06-17 09:26:57 PM  
.277 BAC?!?!  Is that even possible?
Many moons ago I would start the evening out with a few brewskis, then kill a 26 of Bacardi Gold with several shots of Cuervo or Mezcal or a Flaming Sambuca or three and generally a few hits off a bud cannon for good measure, sometimes a couple rails here and there, and still be somewhat coherent. I wonder what sort of BAC that would have given me?

/Never at dusk!
 
2013-06-17 09:28:19 PM  
I understand. Whenever I go into a convenience store and spot a thing called "Watermelon Four Loco", it makes me want to ingest some of that right then and there.
 
2013-06-17 09:29:28 PM  

I Browse: Wow...Illeana Douglas looks horrible without makeup!


Nice! I knew she looked like someone.

/this chick should get deniro to bite the rest of her face off, would look better
 
2013-06-17 09:30:05 PM  
The child endangerment was for exposing the kids to the toxic waste known as McDonald's?

Also, maybe it's just because I haven't had my coffee yet, but why were the police called?  Did she pass out?  Did she hit something?
 
2013-06-17 09:32:51 PM  
43? Jeez, alcoholism is hard on women.
 
2013-06-17 09:34:30 PM  
Poor thing had the Innswich Look!

Ia! Cthulhu! Ia!
 
2013-06-17 09:37:08 PM  

gfid: The child endangerment was for exposing the kids to the toxic waste known as McDonald's?

Also, maybe it's just because I haven't had my coffee yet, but why were the police called?  Did she pass out?  Did she hit something?


I'm usually a mind your own business sort, but if a lady with kids in the car was obviously shiathoused drunk, you bet I'd be calling the cops. She was still chatting with the drivethru employees when the cops showed, so you know she wasn't behaving normally.
 
2013-06-17 09:37:39 PM  

doctor wu: 277 BAC?!?!  Is that even possible?


I was hospitalized with a .5. Not proud of it.
 
2013-06-17 09:41:14 PM  

doctor wu: .277 BAC?!?!  Is that even possible?
Many moons ago I would start the evening out with a few brewskis, then kill a 26 of Bacardi Gold with several shots of Cuervo or Mezcal or a Flaming Sambuca or three and generally a few hits off a bud cannon for good measure, sometimes a couple rails here and there, and still be somewhat coherent. I wonder what sort of BAC that would have given me?


I "dealt" with a 26-year old gal who blew .319.....after leaving the scene of an accident that sent a guy to the ER....and in which "witnesses" saw her unrestrained children fly from the back seat to the front seat in the accident.  She was found a few blocks later; cops immediately called an ambulance after she "pegged" the breathalyzer.  Thanks to some tremendous intervention, and maybe in part because the Judge was so stunned by everything, she only ended up with about 15 days in jail for all that.
 
2013-06-17 09:42:45 PM  

Mugato: doctor wu: 277 BAC?!?!  Is that even possible?

I was hospitalized with a .5. Not proud of it.


Ouch, that had to be the hangover from hell, huh?
 
2013-06-17 09:46:18 PM  

doctor wu: .277 BAC?!?!  Is that even possible?
Many moons ago I would start the evening out with a few brewskis, then kill a 26 of Bacardi Gold with several shots of Cuervo or Mezcal or a Flaming Sambuca or three and generally a few hits off a bud cannon for good measure, sometimes a couple rails here and there, and still be somewhat coherent. I wonder what sort of BAC that would have given me?

/Never at dusk!


a few beers then later 3 doubles of 151 and coke; .279
 
2013-06-17 09:46:49 PM  

FormlessOne: Deathfrogg: Fuggin Bizzy: HexMadroom: that's a hard 43. eek.

Urg. I didn't even notice her age, but yeah. I'll be 40 here later this year, but it's hard to look at her and think "She's about my age." Yikes.

I've run into people I've known since high school lately. My 30th reunion is coming up, and no, I ain't a gonna go. There are some folks, including several of the girls that were the super hotstuf popular kids, and man. They look like they've been through a cement mixer.

Alcohol is a hellava drug. That owman there looks like she's been on a bender since 1985.

I skipped my high school reunions as well. I've no one there to which I feel the need to show off, and few to whom I could even relate. I had one friend from high school, and he's doing quite well for himself as a small business owner - I don't need to go to the reunions to chat with him. The rest can farking bugger off.


I feel exactly the same way.

Never been to a reunion and never plan to, I've kept up with all of the friends that I wanted to.

No interest in getting involved in HS crap as an adult.
 
2013-06-17 09:47:52 PM  
Looks like a weldor ,And yes ,It is a real word.
 
2013-06-17 09:50:03 PM  

Mugato: doctor wu: 277 BAC?!?!  Is that even possible?

I was hospitalized with a .5. Not proud of it.


Sometimes I wonder what I've hit on some nights.  .277 isn't exactly childs play.

Back in the day I used to hear about certain girls who got too trashed at the idiotic college parties, and had to have their stomach pumped.  At what BAC does this pumping happen? Why would it matter? I remember reading that the pyloric (sp) valve at the bottom of your stomach opens every 30 minutes.  By that time, it's in your blood, bro.
 
2013-06-17 09:58:05 PM  

Mugato: doctor wu: 277 BAC?!?!  Is that even possible?

I was hospitalized with a .5. Not proud of it.


Holy shiat.

I wish to shake your hand, sir.
 
2013-06-17 09:58:37 PM  
I'm curious. What's the ballpark figure for a handle of Admiral Nelson in 4 hours? That's what I was doing the week I stopped drinking forever.
 
2013-06-17 10:03:14 PM  

doctor wu: Mugato: doctor wu: 277 BAC?!?!  Is that even possible?

I was hospitalized with a .5. Not proud of it.

Ouch, that had to be the hangover from hell, huh?


It's not the hangover, it's the withdrawal that hurts.
 
2013-06-17 10:23:49 PM  
Is .277 higher than usual?
 
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