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(TMZ)   Jeff Garlin from Curb Your Enthusiasm breaks woman's Mercedes window with his bare hand in dispute over parking spot. Wow. That spot must have been pretty, pretty, pretty good   (tmz.com) divider line 40
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2013-06-17 06:59:27 PM  
Yet another person I've never heard of.
 
2013-06-17 07:56:53 PM  
fark you, you carwash coont
 
2013-06-17 08:08:04 PM  
What is it with fat middle aged idiots with neck waddles? Their peepee is just for peeing now so they're upset at the world?
 
2013-06-17 08:09:24 PM  
www.tvworthwatching.com
 
2013-06-17 08:09:58 PM  
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Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. A woman face you, she is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy.
 
2013-06-17 08:14:00 PM  
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She's lucky it was Garlin and not this driver
 
2013-06-17 08:25:04 PM  
I am looking forward to hear Garlin tell this story the next time he's on Doug Loves Movies. In a loud voice. Delaying the farking Leonard Maltin game with his shiat.

/Nevermind.
 
2013-06-17 08:27:20 PM  
That's just a big ol' bowl of rage...
 
2013-06-17 08:47:42 PM  
He'll blame this on George Maharis.
 
2013-06-17 08:47:59 PM  
When Curb Your Enthusiasm first came out, I tried a couple episode and did not like it at all.

A few years later, everyone is raving about this great show.  (Well, every guy.  The ladies don't seem to be big Larry David fans.)  So I give it another shot, and I love it!  Great show--I can't understand why I hadn't been watching it the whole time.

Then I figure it out.  The early episodes were very heavy with Jeff Garlin.  Later seasons, not as much Jeff.

The funniest thing to come out of Jeff Garlin's mouth would be if he actually ate Larry David and then threw him up.
 
2013-06-17 08:55:51 PM  

feckingmorons: Yet another person I've never heard of.


It's a show about a lot of whiny jews and a shiksa girl. Like Seinfeld only more improv.
 
2013-06-17 09:22:34 PM  
I just don't get "awkward silence" comedy.  I don't understand why anyone likes it.
 
2013-06-17 09:23:49 PM  

Mugato: feckingmorons: Yet another person I've never heard of.

It's a show about a lot of whiny jews and a shiksa girl. Like Seinfeld only more improv.


NTTAWWT
 
2013-06-17 09:35:41 PM  
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2013-06-17 09:37:32 PM  

FrancoFile: I just don't get "awkward silence" comedy.  I don't understand why anyone likes it.


Just imagine someone in the background rips a loud, crunchy fart with lots of treble during the silence. Instant comedy!

/At least for me
 
2013-06-17 09:56:26 PM  

Mugato: feckingmorons: Yet another person I've never heard of.

It's a show about a lot of whiny jews and a shiksa girl. Like Seinfeld only more improv.


Cheryl Hines wasn't in the last season much (if at all, I can't really remember) and they brought in JB Smoove as replacement.  It actually sort of worked.
 
2013-06-17 10:22:00 PM  
This bottom caught my eye at the bottom of the page.

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_4dkfezze/
 
2013-06-17 10:47:57 PM  
 
2013-06-17 11:02:11 PM  

MrEricSir: He'll blame this on George Maharis.


Nice
 
2013-06-17 11:17:16 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-17 11:20:15 PM  
Prosecute the Fat fark.

He deserves a prison rape for the abortion that is Curb your Enthusiasm.
 
2013-06-18 12:11:13 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Mugato: feckingmorons: Yet another person I've never heard of.

It's a show about a lot of whiny jews and a shiksa girl. Like Seinfeld only more improv.

Cheryl Hines wasn't in the last season much (if at all, I can't really remember) and they brought in JB Smoove as replacement.  It actually sort of worked.


JB Smoove is hilarious on that show.

"Danny Duberstein's good at two things...that's math, and farkin'."
 
2013-06-18 01:04:21 AM  
Pretty straight forward. Pay for the repairs, pay for a high end rental, pay for a detailing, and cover her and friends going out for an evening.
 
2013-06-18 01:23:18 AM  

Mugato: feckingmorons: Yet another person I've never heard of.

It's a show about a lot of whiny jews and a shiksa girl. Like Seinfeld only more improv.


Oh, well I just watch a bit of the news and women's gymnastics and ice dancing.
 
2013-06-18 01:46:09 AM  
www.streetsblog.org
 
2013-06-18 05:15:58 AM  
Please stop mentioning CYE, It'll just depress me more that we haven't had new CYE news in years
 
2013-06-18 06:29:11 AM  
Goodnight nurse!
 
2013-06-18 07:54:11 AM  
So he wasn't arrested !
Pretty sure I be hauled away on the spot if I broke your mom's window shield.
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Hey try punching this windshield ..ya fat fark.
 
2013-06-18 08:39:02 AM  
Met Jeff Garlin once... he gave me crap because I was talking to Dane Cook and asked Dane about Jessica Simpson... CSB
 
2013-06-18 08:47:13 AM  

FrancoFile: I just don't get "awkward silence" comedy.  I don't understand why anyone likes it.


Because they do.
 
2013-06-18 09:57:25 AM  
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He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours.
 
2013-06-18 10:01:06 AM  
They should sentence him to having his nose honked.

As an aside, although car windows aren't supposed to be unbreakable, they're supposed to be pretty darn tough. Even the Cobra Kai guy cut his hand up pretty badly, and that was toned down for cinematic purposes; he should have broken some bones. I don't see any reports of Garlin being hurt; were the windows defective or something?
 
2013-06-18 11:11:40 AM  
Larry David and Chuck Lorre are two people I wouldn't mind never hearing about again. Lorre was only funny when he had John Goodman to rely on and David was only funny when he had Jerry Seinfeld.

Take away their comedic crutches and those two are less interesting than an empty, whitewashed room.
 
2013-06-18 11:21:33 AM  

skozlaw: Larry David and Chuck Lorre are two people I wouldn't mind never hearing about again. Lorre was only funny when he had John Goodman to rely on and David was only funny when he had Jerry Seinfeld.

Take away their comedic crutches and those two are less interesting than an empty, whitewashed room.


I like Curb Your Enthusiasm, but I can understand why some people don't.  The character Larry plays is oftentimes an outright asshole, and he doesn't shy away from it.  The plots are absurdist, but that's the point - put this guy who clearly should not be able to function in society if he's really like this, let him get into trouble usually because of something he started, but still find a way to make the viewer identify with him and empathize with him even as you see him making the absolute worst decisions he could time and time again.  It's cringey to be sure, but it's an outlet to be able to laugh at yourself for the ego-driven self destructive things we all do from time to time, Larry is the proxy.

Chuck Lorre... eh, it's lowest common denominator traditional sitcom stuff with a dirty streak.  His shows aren't anything groundbreaking, but for mindless entertainment they can be fun, and he is clever with wordplay, double entendres, and slipping stuff past the censors.
 
2013-06-18 11:28:52 AM  

skozlaw:  ...and Jerry Seinfeld was only funny when he had Larry David.


You had that backwards so I fixed it.
 
2013-06-18 12:32:00 PM  
I love almost everything that Larry David and Chuck Lorre have done.  Seriously.
 /Sorry for this non-cynical FARK post.
 
2013-06-18 01:36:49 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: but for mindless entertainment they can be fun


I have literally never cracked even a smile while watching the Big Bang Theory. Even Three and a Half Men, as utterly, mind-numbingly stupid as it is, has it's guilty moments, but BBT... I just... I just feel like they completely forget to write any jokes.

And I'm not picky about entertainment. I watch Bob's Burgers FFS...

browntimmy: skozlaw:  ...and Jerry Seinfeld was only funny when he had Larry David.

You had that backwards so I fixed it.


It works either way. Neither one of them is funny without the other and a supporting cast. Hell, even on Seinfeld a lot of the funniest characters were usually the one-offs and perimeter characters like Crazy Joe Davola, the Soup Nazi and Puddy.
 
2013-06-18 02:59:43 PM  
skozlaw:
It works either way. Neither one of them is funny without the other and a supporting cast. Hell, even on Seinfeld a lot of the funniest characters were usually the one-offs and perimeter characters like Crazy Joe Davola, the Soup Nazi and Puddy.

Which obviously had nothing to do with Larry and Jerry creating them and writing their lines.
 
2013-06-18 05:19:16 PM  

browntimmy: skozlaw:  ...and Jerry Seinfeld was only funny when he had Larry David.

You had that backwards so I fixed it.


Truth.

/later years Seinfeld were god awful without David.
 
2013-06-18 11:34:50 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: browntimmy: skozlaw:  ...and Jerry Seinfeld was only funny when he had Larry David.

You had that backwards so I fixed it.

Truth.

/later years Seinfeld were god awful without David.


There were some real gems later on in Seinfeld and I think the show very much finished while the writing was still pretty sharp (the finale being a bit maddening, however).
I loved that backwards episode.
 
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