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(Salem News 2)   Woman locked in trunk of own car by side of highway was not kidnapped, merely drunk   (salemnews.com) divider line 30
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2013-06-17 08:22:01 PM  
The 24-year-old woman, who lives in Beverly, was found by two passersby in the trunk of her hatchback car

Trunk?
 
2013-06-17 08:52:22 PM  
i'm too drunk to drive, so it's the perfect time to pull over and concoct an airtight plan that will fool everyone.
yup.
 
2013-06-17 09:07:51 PM  
Betcha she's got a lot of junk in the trunk.
 
2013-06-17 09:08:58 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Betcha she's got a lot of junk in the trunk.


sounds more like she's got a lot of ass fat in the hatchback.
 
2013-06-17 09:12:12 PM  
I have a limo, ride in the trunk;
I lock the doors in case I get drunk.
 
2013-06-17 09:19:43 PM  
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dude! you forgot your car!
 
2013-06-17 09:50:12 PM  
So, drunk trunk monkey?
 
2013-06-17 11:14:12 PM  
When in doubt ovary up and blame it on men.
 
2013-06-17 11:27:29 PM  
Wait. I've seen this movie. When they get her out, the guy rescuing her slices his hand with a screwdriver and can't play the guitar anymore. If he doesn't play, her parents don't dance, and if her parents don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.

Say...
 
2013-06-17 11:32:47 PM  
okay farkers, who has slept in their trunk.

/seems like a perfectly good place to avoid a sleeping in car ticket or dui
 
2013-06-17 11:33:32 PM  
I can't believe they are charging her for this. It will only keep other women who are locked in a trunk by masked men from coming forward.
 
2013-06-17 11:38:51 PM  

haterade: /seems like a perfectly good place to avoid a sleeping in car ticket or dui


THIS. especially the DUI; she wasn't in "control" of the car, a requirement for the incorrectly named DUI-while-asleep-in-car
 
2013-06-17 11:45:55 PM  

haterade: okay farkers, who has slept in their trunk.

/seems like a perfectly good place to avoid a sleeping in car ticket or dui


*raises hand*

Was too cheap to spring for a hotel on a cross-country trip, and it sounded more private than the back seat.

/ It didn't go very well.  Note in case you try this: make very sure you can get out of the trunk easily.  I had one of those back seats that folds down...but turns out it's easy to accidentally close that part, and it's locked unless you pull on a ribbon that's only available from the back seat.  Had to kick pretty hard and break the latch, wasn't my finest moment.
 
2013-06-17 11:51:00 PM  
If I had $500 for every time I "accidentally locked" myself in my trunk, I'd have $2500.

Wait...
 
2013-06-17 11:54:05 PM  
I'm not good at maths.
 
2013-06-17 11:55:04 PM  
She's being charged with filing a false police report instead of DUI.  Seems like a smart move to me considering that's probably just a fine.
 
2013-06-18 12:01:40 AM  

haterade: okay farkers, who has slept in their trunk.

/seems like a perfectly good place to avoid a sleeping in car ticket or dui


that's what I was thinking. she felt it wasn't safe to drive and decided to sleep it off.
 
2013-06-18 12:05:12 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Wait. I've seen this movie. When they get her out, the guy rescuing her slices his hand with a screwdriver and can't play the guitar anymore. If he doesn't play, her parents don't dance, and if her parents don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.

Say...


That's above AverageAmericanGuy.
 
2013-06-18 12:05:31 AM  

haterade: okay farkers, who has slept in their trunk.

/seems like a perfectly good place to avoid a sleeping in car ticket or dui


I haven't. But I did sleep in the back of a friend's hatchback once in college. I pissed off the boys in the frat I was pledging by getting drunk and passing out in the girl's dorm instead of trashing the house and then sharing two hotel rooms with 30 other pledges. Apparently this made them angry enough to come after me so I had to skedaddle.
 
2013-06-18 12:07:42 AM  
Drunk in the trunk, you say?

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2013-06-18 12:12:14 AM  
Never would have happend had she smoked pot instead.
 
2013-06-18 12:17:16 AM  

fusillade762: haterade: okay farkers, who has slept in their trunk.

/seems like a perfectly good place to avoid a sleeping in car ticket or dui

I haven't. But I did sleep in the back of a friend's hatchback once in college.


I won't lie; while mostly I bought a hatchback for the cargo space, the possibility of having to sleep in it was not lost during the decision. That story about accidentally shutting the latch to get back out through the back seat is exactly why I don't have a sedan; the concept of getting locked in a trunk terrifies me.
 
2013-06-18 12:18:25 AM  
Shouldn't it be called a backhatch? I'm just asking questions, don't shoot the messenger.
 
2013-06-18 12:59:14 AM  

fusillade762: haterade: okay farkers, who has slept in their trunk.

/seems like a perfectly good place to avoid a sleeping in car ticket or dui

I haven't. But I did sleep in the back of a friend's hatchback once in college. I pissed off the boys in the frat I was pledging by getting drunk and passing out in the girl's dorm instead of trashing the house and then sharing two hotel rooms with 30 other pledges. Apparently this made them angry enough to come after me so I had to skedaddle.


the best i've witnessed is a coworker getting out of a closed truck bed cover after being driven to work unbeknownst by the driver (another coworker)

/of course he had to be let out after banging on the door
 
2013-06-18 01:01:43 AM  
 
2013-06-18 01:09:56 AM  
 
2013-06-18 01:50:13 AM  
If only there had been a tire iron nearby I might think about clubbing Mr. Good Samaritan in the head for breaking my rear window and ratting me out.
 
2013-06-18 02:25:44 AM  

99.998er: If only there had been a tire iron nearby I might think about clubbing Mr. Good Samaritan in the head for breaking my rear window and ratting me out.


She was probably shouting or something to get attention because she was stuck, right?  How else would the passers-by have even known she was in there in the first place?
 
2013-06-18 02:37:29 AM  

Abner Doon: 99.998er: If only there had been a tire iron nearby I might think about clubbing Mr. Good Samaritan in the head for breaking my rear window and ratting me out.

She was probably shouting or something to get attention because she was stuck, right?  How else would the passers-by have even known she was in there in the first place?


If that was the case, I have to imagine one would have to be very drunk to get stuck in the back of a hatchback. Kinda like getting stuck on an escalator.
 
2013-06-18 02:45:39 AM  

99.998er: Abner Doon: 99.998er: If only there had been a tire iron nearby I might think about clubbing Mr. Good Samaritan in the head for breaking my rear window and ratting me out.

She was probably shouting or something to get attention because she was stuck, right?  How else would the passers-by have even known she was in there in the first place?

If that was the case, I have to imagine one would have to be very drunk to get stuck in the back of a hatchback. Kinda like getting stuck on an escalator.


Oh, huh...that's a good point.  Ya, what happened exactly then?  That doesn't make a ton of sense.
 
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