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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Forcing your way into your ex-girlfriend's apartment while her parents demand that you leave is embarrassing enough without also shooting yourself in the leg   (postandcourier.com) divider line 30
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2013-06-17 06:23:13 PM  
www.dvdsreleasedates.com
 
2013-06-17 06:58:12 PM  
Never go full Plaxico.
 
2013-06-17 07:39:28 PM  
"Man, that is the sloppiest circumcision I ever did see.  You should sue that Mohel for malpractice!"
 
2013-06-17 07:46:02 PM  
Facepalm.
 
2013-06-17 07:47:05 PM  
Story doesn't add up. First they say he was shot in the leg. Then they say he had the gun in his waste band. Everybody knows brown colored 17 year old boys have their waste band around their calves, thus the story holds no water.
 
2013-06-17 07:48:22 PM  
A seventeen-year-old carrying a pistol in the waistband of his pants breaking into an apartment shoots himself when he is told to leave. Cops catch him at a Rite-AId after he limps out.

/That there paywall bullshiat on your linky sucks, subby.
 
2013-06-17 07:51:30 PM  

ginkor: "Man, that is the sloppiest circumcision I ever did see.  You should sue that Mohel for malpractice!"


Sue him??? Hell, he left him a tip!
 
2013-06-17 07:52:59 PM  
It's like one of those mis-heard song lyrics: "Poor son, shoot your own leg."

/with a red iphone
 
2013-06-17 08:01:25 PM  
If this home owner had shot the guy dead, no charges would be filed.  And the world would be a slightly better place.
 
2013-06-17 08:09:54 PM  

JuggleGeek: If this home owner had shot the guy dead, no charges would be filed.  And the world would be a slightly better place.


Because who needs a constitutionally guaranteed trial when summary execution at the hands of private citizens is good enough, amirite?

[notsureifsererious.jpg]
=Smidge=
 
2013-06-17 08:12:43 PM  
If you can afford a pistol you can afford a holster, It's a lot cheaper than the emergency room


/remember if you shove a pistol into your waist band the barrel is pointing at things that don't react well to bullets...
 
2013-06-17 08:17:20 PM  

Smidge204: JuggleGeek: If this home owner had shot the guy dead, no charges would be filed.  And the world would be a slightly better place.

Because who needs a constitutionally guaranteed trial when summary execution at the hands of private citizens is good enough, amirite?

[notsureifsererious.jpg]
=Smidge=


If you enter into another persons home you fall under laws far older than the Constitution, if you enter without their leave you forfeit your rights to the steadholder and place yourself at his whim, if you enter invited and he harms you he has violated guestright and stands in forfeit of his land and life.


/have my axe and chopping block ready
 
2013-06-17 08:26:08 PM  
www.onlinepot.org
was it him?
 
2013-06-17 08:28:36 PM  

Pribar: If you can afford a pistol you can afford a holster, It's a lot cheaper than the emergency room


/remember if you shove a pistol into your waist band the barrel is pointing at things that don't react well to bullets...


Unless you are this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gLz2C3_HI
 
2013-06-17 08:31:44 PM  

PsyLord: Pribar: If you can afford a pistol you can afford a holster, It's a lot cheaper than the emergency room


/remember if you shove a pistol into your waist band the barrel is pointing at things that don't react well to bullets...

Unless you are this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gLz2C3_HI


There's always one in the crowd, the one who should never breed
 
2013-06-17 08:41:08 PM  
Of course, the ONLY reason he was carrying a gun was for personal safety.  Because those streets are full of rapists, y'know.
 
2013-06-17 08:54:23 PM  
i always ask myself when clicking on these links, "Will they be black or mexican?" Always satisfied with the outcome.
 
2013-06-17 09:15:14 PM  
www.dogspot.in
 
2013-06-17 09:42:16 PM  

CygnusDarius: [www.dogspot.in image 800x600]


WTF is that???
 
2013-06-17 09:50:24 PM  

fusillade762: CygnusDarius: [www.dogspot.in image 800x600]

WTF is that???


Tibetan mastiff. A pretty cool dog, but also very creepy. Good guard dogs.
 
2013-06-17 10:13:07 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-17 11:17:10 PM  

Pribar: If you can afford a pistol you can afford a

holster, It's a lot cheaper than the emergency room


/remember if you shove a pistol into your waist band the barrel is pointing at things that don't react well to bullets...



Shhhhh, we don't use the 'h' word around them,  don't discourage stupid people from removing themselves from the gene pool.
 
2013-06-17 11:44:44 PM  

Smidge204: JuggleGeek: If this home owner had shot the guy dead, no charges would be filed.  And the world would be a slightly better place.

Because who needs a constitutionally guaranteed trial when summary execution at the hands of private citizens is good enough, amirite?

[notsureifsererious.jpg]
=Smidge=


I would be ok with it. Along with the summarily executing people who sign their posts.
 
2013-06-18 12:02:06 AM  

umad: Smidge204: JuggleGeek: If this home owner had shot the guy dead, no charges would be filed.  And the world would be a slightly better place.

Because who needs a constitutionally guaranteed trial when summary execution at the hands of private citizens is good enough, amirite?

[notsureifsererious.jpg]
=Smidge=

I would be ok with it. Along with the summarily executing people who sign their posts.


This. You break into my home and have a gun? You've exhibited a desire to harm me and mine and I have a right to defend myself.

You sign your posts? I have the right to point and laugh at you and call you a pretentious douchebag
 
2013-06-18 12:04:06 AM  
Also, your life is not as important as mine or my family's. I have no compunctions about ending yours to ensure ours if forced to make the choice. I'll deal with the emotional stress after I'm sure we're all alive and unhurt.
 
2013-06-18 12:20:13 AM  

99.998er: Story doesn't add up. First they say he was shot in the leg. Then they say he had the gun in his waste band. Everybody knows brown colored 17 year old boys have their waste band around their calves, thus the story holds no water.


I laughed way too hard.
 
2013-06-18 12:48:46 AM  
Well, if the girlfriend had a shotgun and / or a nice 1911, she could have just fired through the door center mass, thus ending the problem for good. You have the right to defend your property, life, if someone is breaking into your house.

In Blanchard, Oklahoma, 18-year old widow Sarah McKinley was home alone with her newborn on New Year's Eve when two men with weapons broke into her house.

The words from the 911 call are chilling:

(Dispatcher) Are your doors locked?
(McKinley) Yes, I've got two guns in my hand. Is it OK to shoot him if he comes in the door?
(Dispatcher) I can't tell you that you can do that but you do what you have to do to protect your baby.

After waiting 21 minutes for police to arrive, she fatally shot one of the intruders. McKinley was not charged with a crime under Oklahoma law. But what about the law here in Illinois? Would she have been charged? East Peoria Police Chief Ed Papis says no.

"You see the weapon, as the lady did in Oklahoma, they're trying to break in. They get in through there. She has no other recourse but to protect herself from great bodily harm. And she used absolutely the right amount of force to mitigate the situation," said Chief Papis.


// its sad to me that she had to ASK if its ok that i defend myself and my family. They were armed "doesn't matter if she knew that or not" and breaking into her home violently. Sad that we can't teach people that defending yourself or loved ones from violent intruders is "ok". Common sense people. With a gun, you don't have to argue or beg the intruder for your life, you just kill his ass.
 
2013-06-18 12:50:58 AM  
(720 ILCS 5/7 2) (from Ch. 38, par. 7 2)
Sec. 7 2. Use of force in defense of dwelling.
(a) A person is justified in the use of force against another when and to the extent that he reasonably believes that such conduct is necessary to prevent or terminate such other's unlawful entry into or attack upon a dwelling. However, he is justified in the use of force which is intended or likely to cause death or great bodily harm only if:
(1) The entry is made or attempted in a violent,
riotous, or tumultuous manner,
and he reasonably believes that such force is necessary to prevent an assault upon, or offer of personal violence to, him or another then in the dwelling, or

(2) He reasonably believes that such force is
necessary to prevent the commission of a felony in the dwelling.


/the more you know.
 
2013-06-18 01:53:42 AM  

Smidge204: Because who needs a constitutionally guaranteed trial when summary execution at the hands of private citizens is good enough, amirite?

 
2013-06-18 01:58:21 AM  

Smidge204: Because who needs a constitutionally guaranteed trial when summary execution at the hands of private citizens is good enough, amirite?


I live in Texas, and I don't claim to have any guess about laws in other states.  But here, if someone breaks into my home, carrying a weapon, firing that weapon, I don't have to wait until after he has a "constitutionally guaranteed trial" before I can defend myself.
 
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