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(Metro)   Need some incentive to get out of bed in the morning? Here's an alarm clock that shreds your money if you don't wake up in time   ( divider line
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3719 clicks; posted to Geek » on 17 Jun 2013 at 7:00 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-17 07:28:15 PM  
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If you don't possess the willpower to get your ass out of bed when you need to, you probably don't have enough money to waste shredding in your alarm clock.
2013-06-17 05:14:05 PM  
1 vote:
Meh, I prefer the SnūzNLūz Alarm Clock.

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It's connected to your bank account and every time you hit snooze it donates a small amount to your least favorite charity. The reason they use your least favorite charity is so you have motivation to get up by NOT donating money to them.
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