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(Daily Mail)   Courtney Stodden is no longer 100% surgery free. What's next? You going to tell me she's not actually 18-years-old?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 109
    More: Obvious, Courtney Stodden, boob job, cheek implants, Dr. Drew, Green Mile, teen bride, Sealed with a Kiss, live TV  
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13249 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 17 Jun 2013 at 6:51 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-17 05:09:34 PM
If those were actually real before, then it was a crime to mess with them
 
2013-06-17 05:14:41 PM
Yeah, because of all the things that'll make that chick's life better, bigger tits is at the top of the list.
 
2013-06-17 05:17:39 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Everything you need to know about why plastic surgery is usually not a good idea need only look at the talking woman's lips.  Her boobs are probably fake too.
 
2013-06-17 05:24:11 PM
That is an extremely well-documented trip to the doctor.
 
2013-06-17 05:25:34 PM
Until she gives up the pooper in a "home made" porn tape that is released, I really don't care.
 
2013-06-17 05:35:41 PM
What a waste of skin and plastic.
 
2013-06-17 05:41:19 PM
oh good, i was wondering what she was up to these days

\not really
 
2013-06-17 05:45:58 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: oh good, i was wondering what she was up to these days

\not really


38DDD ?
 
2013-06-17 05:51:00 PM

FriarReb98: Everything you need to know about why plastic surgery is usually not a good idea need only look at the talking woman's lips.  Her boobs are probably fake too.


I think she's adorable. Why are you guys so hard on these people.
 
2013-06-17 05:52:41 PM

basemetal: Until she gives up the pooper in a "home made" porn tape that is released, I really don't care.


So, you're on about a three-week timetable, then?
 
2013-06-17 05:52:43 PM
Torpedoes are for submarines.
 
2013-06-17 05:57:27 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Wait, is she getting a boob job or a lethal injection?
 
2013-06-17 06:00:52 PM

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x435]

Wait, is she getting a boob job or a lethal injection?


Don't crucify me, bro.
 
2013-06-17 06:04:36 PM

basemetal: Until she gives up the pooper in a "home made" porn tape that is released, I really don't care.


That's gross...why do guys want to see shiat on another man's penis?
 
2013-06-17 06:05:46 PM
This whole thing is getting sadder by the day.  It started sad, went to pathetic, and it's about to reach completely hopeless.
 
2013-06-17 06:07:13 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-06-17 06:12:26 PM
who?
who cares
and she is a complete loser with fake tits
TADA
 
2013-06-17 06:22:24 PM
What was wrong with hers? I hate fakies.

/Thank God someone just happened to get a snapshot or two. You know how sensitive those celebs are about their privacy.
 
2013-06-17 06:26:07 PM

jaylectricity: basemetal: Until she gives up the pooper in a "home made" porn tape that is released, I really don't care.

That's gross...why do guys want to see shiat on another man's penis?


I want to hear the echos, jayjay, the echos!

HELLO hello hello hello!
 
2013-06-17 07:01:57 PM

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x435]

Wait, is she getting a boob job or a lethal injection?


www.alanly.ca
 
2013-06-17 07:02:40 PM

basemetal: jaylectricity: basemetal: Until she gives up the pooper in a "home made" porn tape that is released, I really don't care.

That's gross...why do guys want to see shiat on another man's penis?

I want to hear the echos, jayjay, the echos!

HELLO hello hello hello!


Just let me grab my car keys and we can drive out of here.
 
2013-06-17 07:05:58 PM
We all knew she would be out attention whored for only so long. Let's not pretend we didn't think otherwise. Its just a matter of who it will be next (probably Dat Ass), then Miley will be due, then Firecrotch will fall off the wagon, by then Bines will be ready for her next turn at the plate.
 
2013-06-17 07:08:59 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

So, maybe it is just all the gaudy makeup, because, with this photo I can believe she is 18.
 
2013-06-17 07:10:55 PM
and another victim of the "YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH" society.

seriously, we've created a living farking hell on earth.
 
2013-06-17 07:14:02 PM
Who the hell is Courtney Stodden.  Did we replace the current Barbie? Did I miss a memo?
 
2013-06-17 07:19:36 PM
The sad thing is that there are hundreds of relatively attractive, to downright beautiful trophy wives out there who simply don't get the attention that this woman gets. In fairness, someone has to represent the vapid golddigger demographic, and the smart ones, they aren't looking for a spotlight, because their marks might remember them as being a bit brighter than a sack of rocks, and that makes the type who want trophies a bit uncomfortable, and when you're in it to win it, and where winning means marrying well and with a solid enough pre-nup to guarantee at least a return for the investment of time to slobbering on a chunky but wealthy guy's knob for a few years, letting fellas know that you can parse legal contracts and read on occasion is perhaps antithetical to strategy.

I mean, good luck to her. She is taking the long road to screwing her way to independence, and I think she got lucky, because otherwise she was headed to something like The Bunny Ranch or something less savory, and there's nothing wrong with being a sex worker, but then again, at least those women don't pretend that they're not, and that is really the distinction that a lot of trophy wives seem to really want to parse--they're not prostitutes because they went through a ceremony. It's only whoring if you do it in small doses, I guess...
 
2013-06-17 07:21:20 PM
I thought she was out of the media spotlight after the money ran out to keep paying her publicist. I guess they got a fresh residuals check.

Dear porn producers in Los Angeles: please please PLEASE sign her up for a porn tape so that Courtney Stodden can officially be over and forgotten.
 
2013-06-17 07:23:41 PM

voran: Who the hell is Courtney Stodden.  Did we replace the current Barbie? Did I miss a memo?


You've been around Fark long enough to kow, so don't be that guy, okay?
 
2013-06-17 07:24:06 PM

hubiestubert: The sad thing is that there are hundreds of relatively attractive, to downright beautiful trophy wives out there who simply don't get the attention that this woman gets.


Trophy wives get the attention that their husbands garner, and no more.  If you are married to some millionaire executive, you aren't getting any attention.  If you are married to a B-list has been tabloid attention whore, you're going to get that kind of attention.  And this is exactly what has happened here.  If he wasn't in that movie that one time, no one would know who Courtney Stodden is.
 
2013-06-17 07:25:12 PM
static.globalgrind.com

She looks to have those peculiar jaggy-serrated teeth that animals have.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-17 07:28:08 PM
She was actually cute before all the bullshiat. Why the fark do people do things like this to themselves?
i.dlisted.com1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-17 07:33:07 PM
I had to click on the article to figure out who she is/was, don't really care but her "Parents" ought to be jack slapped for allowing her to marry a guy that much older before she was 18. They could have both waited.

Bet they got a good payday for her though, so remember parents if you want to sell your daughter for mucho dinero raise her to be a fake bleach blonde bimbo and sell her to the richest man that bids!

Why do I imagine that if she were talking I would hear Betty Boops voice?

I almost feel sorry for her as I bet this won't be her only surgery and see a future similar to Joycelyn Wildenstien(sp) She's nobody to me so, I guess I don't care. Let Hubby/Daddy worry about it.
 
2013-06-17 07:33:46 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: She was actually cute before all the bullshiat. Why the fark do people do things like this to themselves?
[i.dlisted.com image 320x480][1.bp.blogspot.com image 634x351]


Cocaine is a hulluva drug...
 
2013-06-17 07:34:36 PM
Her boob size was fine the way they were.  Her brain size, however, was lacking.
 
2013-06-17 07:35:37 PM
Who are these farking pieces of garbage, and why do we pay any attention to them?

Seriously. They are now added to the list of people who I hope will die.

...Of course, that won't happen. Instead, whoever dies in the next few minutes will be some harmless old grandmother, a kid with cancer, and a random guy who wasn't bothering anybody and just happened to cross the street at the wrong time....

...Where's your god now, world?


..Farkin' A.
 
2013-06-17 07:37:37 PM

PizzaJedi81: basemetal: jaylectricity: basemetal: Until she gives up the pooper in a "home made" porn tape that is released, I really don't care.

That's gross...why do guys want to see shiat on another man's penis?

I want to hear the echos, jayjay, the echos!

HELLO hello hello hello!

Just let me grab my car keys and we can drive out of here.


upload.wikimedia.org
I love that joke.
 
2013-06-17 07:38:53 PM

doczoidberg: Who are these farking pieces of garbage, and why do we pay any attention to them?


Seventeen year old slut marries forty something ugly guy with a big pile of cash thinking he will get her an acting career.  It's a slow motion train wreck.

I had offered to bet money she would be in Playboy the day she turned 18, but they turned her town.
 
2013-06-17 07:39:39 PM
Percy Wetmore.
 
2013-06-17 07:39:46 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: PizzaJedi81: basemetal: jaylectricity: basemetal: Until she gives up the pooper in a "home made" porn tape that is released, I really don't care.

That's gross...why do guys want to see shiat on another man's penis?

I want to hear the echos, jayjay, the echos!

HELLO hello hello hello!

Just let me grab my car keys and we can drive out of here.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 314x283]
I love that joke.


Everybody loves that joke. There are tribes in remote parts of Africa that are built around worshipfully retelling that joke.
 
2013-06-17 07:40:24 PM

OgreMagi: Her boob size was fine the way they were.  Her brain size, however, was lacking.


I think she's just playing a character.
/it's working, we're talking about her
 
2013-06-17 07:40:42 PM

Zerostalker: Percy Wetmore.


Eugene Victor Tooms.
 
2013-06-17 07:42:00 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: She was actually cute before all the bullshiat. Why the fark do people do things like this to themselves?
[i.dlisted.com image 320x480][1.bp.blogspot.com image 634x351]


Are you shiatting me? This was her "before"?!? Why would a beautiful young woman do that to herself? I guess, hell I have no idea what to guess, I'll leave now, I'm nauseous.
 
2013-06-17 07:43:24 PM
I hope she recovers quickly, she needs to get back to her groundbreaking work on a cure for cancer.
 
2013-06-17 07:46:37 PM
Girl got bit by the skank bug
 
2013-06-17 07:49:09 PM
She may be a despicable skank, but I'd still like to see her naked. After the surgery scars heal, though.
 
2013-06-17 07:50:36 PM
God she was beautiful before she decided to be an AW.  Such a shame.  That being said, she almost looks normal in those pics without 5 lbs of makeup on.

And as stated earlier, if those were in fact real....COME ON, MAN....if it ain't broke...
 
2013-06-17 07:53:15 PM

OK So Amuse Me: Why would a beautiful young woman do that to herself?


Because daddy didn't love her enough ...

Or loved her too much ....

Giggity.
 
2013-06-17 07:58:25 PM
DDD = BDD
 
2013-06-17 08:17:22 PM
I'm drunk, so I'll actually contribute to this thread about this AW.

She's one of those girls that looks at other sexy girls' pictures and says to herself "All I have to do is make faces like them and I'll be sexy" but actually has NO idea what sexy really is.

I would be happy to see her become horribly deformed.

/not really, just on the internet
 
2013-06-17 08:22:24 PM

OgreMagi: I had offered to bet money she would be in Playboy the day she turned 18, but they turned her town.


I'm a bit surprised seeing the crap quality of models they've had in the last few years.
 
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