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2013-06-17 04:39:02 PM
Well, he's in good shape for an old guy, but that is NOT how to get free IT help from a woman.  He's not quite giving off a date rapist vibe, but I wouldn't put a "look what fell out of my pants!" past him.
 
2013-06-17 04:45:13 PM
i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 04:50:04 PM
Creepy old man.... Your. Doing. IT. Wrong.
 
2013-06-17 04:52:41 PM
Even more than the one by the German that wants to cook with you?

\negative obscurity achieved
 
2013-06-17 04:56:05 PM
By a freak a coin in the piano made it play
But only the wind and the dust heard it say
Do you believe in the Westword?
 
2013-06-17 05:16:13 PM
So, the guy needs IT help, and he's an older gentleman. Could it be these are the only digital photos he has of himself, and he doesn't know how to get more?

I had the same problem when I was trying to scheme girls on Craigslist. I met my wife after posting the only picture I had a digital copy of:

fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-06-17 05:21:49 PM

FriarReb98: Even more than the one by the German that wants to cook with you?

\negative obscurity achieved


Sorry...No.
 
2013-06-17 05:26:22 PM
Gerrr....  Preview worked but post said image too big...

images.tvrage.com
 
2013-06-17 05:35:16 PM
There are women with IT Skills?
 
2013-06-17 05:43:06 PM
 
2013-06-17 05:49:57 PM

Lsherm: Well, he's in good shape for an old guy, but that is NOT how to get free IT help from a woman.  He's not quite giving off a date rapist vibe, but I wouldn't put a "look what fell out of my pants!" past him.


Unless he has a 12 inch penis, of course, in which case all bets are off.  But he doesn't, or he'd have included photos of that too, I am sure.
 
2013-06-17 05:56:53 PM

fusillade762: Shostie: [i29.photobucket.com image 500x393]

Manhood Camping

Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

Also a classic.


I now have a mental disease from reading that.
 
2013-06-17 06:03:40 PM
Yeah, subby, ummmmmm... Not the creepiest.  Not even close.
 
2013-06-17 06:04:30 PM
There's a cello in the background. Without a case. He must DIAF.
 
2013-06-17 06:05:16 PM

fusillade762: Shostie: [i29.photobucket.com image 500x393]

Manhood Camping

Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

Also a classic.


Haha, never seen that one before. Reminds me of:
http://magelbites.tumblr.com/post/15858181866/its-always-sunny-party -m ansion-flyer
 
2013-06-17 06:06:47 PM
So when can we expect to start seeing a "Creepy IT Guy" meme? And which picture from the article would you use?
 
2013-06-17 06:06:56 PM
He's a creepy farker, but I hope I'm that in shape if I'm ever that old.
 
2013-06-17 06:07:02 PM
As an IT chick, I found this funny and offensive.
 
2013-06-17 06:07:29 PM
I've seen an ad on Craigslist before from a guy looking to lease out a bedroom in his house with discounted rent if the roommate became his fark buddy.
 
2013-06-17 06:08:05 PM

slayer199: There are women with IT Skills?


www.theitcrowd.co.uk
 
2013-06-17 06:08:49 PM

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: So, the guy needs IT help, and he's an older gentleman. Could it be these are the only digital photos he has of himself, and he doesn't know how to get more?

I had the same problem when I was trying to scheme girls on Craigslist. I met my wife after posting the only picture I had a digital copy of:

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]


www.thehollywoodnews.com


Unimpressed.
 
2013-06-17 06:09:15 PM
FTA: For instance, this one has a rough-and-ready feel thanks to the wife-beater T-shirt and the wacky fashion choice of a trucker cap and sunglasses worn inside while posing by a blazing fire:

That's an outdoor fireplace, Denver blog...
 
2013-06-17 06:10:08 PM

Lsherm: "look what fell out of my pants!"


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-17 06:11:53 PM
You fix my computer, and, in return, you also get to please me sexually.

/sounds like a great deal
 
2013-06-17 06:12:46 PM
He just wants to fark someone and it's been so long he forgot how normal people go about achieving that, give him a break, not everyone has perfect game.
 
2013-06-17 06:14:05 PM
I'm grateful for guys like this.  They remind me that, no matter how strange I am, it's small potatoes compared to the full-bore nutcases.
 
2013-06-17 06:14:26 PM
www.mmaplayground.com

Not sure if serious...
 
2013-06-17 06:16:39 PM
Insert albino Anthony Weiner joke here.
 
2013-06-17 06:16:52 PM
The value of your sex appeal after the age of 30 is zero.
 
2013-06-17 06:18:36 PM

itsaidwhat: Insert albino  Weiner joke here.



You leave zombie Michael Jackson out of this
 
2013-06-17 06:18:39 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: The value of your sex appeal after the age of 30 is zero.


Thanks for reminding me.  Asshole.
 
2013-06-17 06:19:00 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: The value of your sex appeal after the age of 30 is zero.


Dammit, I only have a few months left!
 
2013-06-17 06:20:12 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: The value of your sex appeal after the age of 30 is zero.


People do not reach the height of their attractiveness until 38.

I personally have always had a thing for 40 year old women.

/ok so i am a pervert
 
2013-06-17 06:20:43 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: The value of your sex appeal after the age of 30 is zero.


While there are probably downward slopes in sex appeal for everyone due to age (eventually), there is clearly a very different slope for males than for females.
 
2013-06-17 06:20:48 PM
Judging from the amusing tales of my ex, all 50ish business owners are like this, but not as up front.
 
2013-06-17 06:22:09 PM
I hope he finds someone who can sew buttons on his shirts.
 
2013-06-17 06:24:26 PM

uncleacid: I hope he finds someone who can sew buttons on his shirts.


Yeah, who does he think he is? Vladimir Putin?
 
2013-06-17 06:26:05 PM
i7.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 06:26:34 PM

offmymeds: So when can we expect to start seeing a "Creepy IT Guy" meme? And which picture from the article would you use?


i286.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-17 06:27:36 PM
He just made a typo: IT doesn't refer to technology, he's looking for an "It girl".
You'll soon see him on "How to catch a Kardashian"
 
2013-06-17 06:29:06 PM

Has anyone told Adria Richards about this Craigslist ad yet?


/The dude in the ad has a big "dongle"

 
2013-06-17 06:29:49 PM
I like how everyone is "slut shaming" him.
 
2013-06-17 06:29:53 PM

Fear the Clam: offmymeds: So when can we expect to start seeing a "Creepy IT Guy" meme? And which picture from the article would you use?

[i286.photobucket.com image 470x351]


i.qkme.me
 
2013-06-17 06:31:30 PM
Whats so creepy about it? At least he's upfront about exactly what he wants and exactly what he's giving in return. Creepy is the guy who advertises for an IT girl and then waits till shes already done the job to announce that a date with him is her payment.
 
2013-06-17 06:31:57 PM
You mean some lucky lady out there will get to provide free labor AND sexually gratify some wrinkled old balls attached to a creep with no social skills?

But you know, actually, I am really grateful for guys like this.  To every woman who sees this ad, suddenly a guy like me is looking a lot more appealing.
 
2013-06-17 06:32:46 PM

haemaker: FriarReb98: Even more than the one by the German that wants to cook with you?

\negative obscurity achieved

Sorry...No.


I assume this means you don't understand what I meant by  NEGATIVE obscurity?
 
2013-06-17 06:33:38 PM
Looks like a relatively wealthy man. Doesn't matter if creepy, he'll still get laid.
 
2013-06-17 06:36:07 PM

WhippingBoy: I like how everyone is "slut shaming" him.


How much you want to bet he is better looking and in better shape than all the farkers making fun of him?
 
2013-06-17 06:36:59 PM
Must --- not --- fap!
 
2013-06-17 06:38:59 PM
That seems pretty par for the course for Craigslist.
 
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