jehovahs witness protection: "a 30-round magazine in the chamber."If it don't fit, force it.
dugitman: Scariest part of TFA: According to the report, when one of the officers inspected the gun and laid it back on the seat, the gun discharged, sending a round through the vehicle's door and into the passenger door of a car parked in the next space. The officers then took control of the gun and unloaded it. According to the report, the rifle's safety was off, but "even with the safety in the off position, the weapon should not have discharged." A closer inspection showed that the rifle's slide cover was not mounted correctly and appeared to be the wrong cover for the gun. "The gun also was very rusty and had not been maintained well," the reporting officer noted. "I also noticed the butt of the weapon was attached to the receiver with a wood or drywall screw."
ZAZ: The guy who blew up a canyon in Utah by wrecking his truck full of explosives got a misdemeanor charge of "causing a catastrophe" (Fark thread from way back when).Meanwhile in Massachusetts, a man is facing a 2 1/2 year minimum sentence for felony blowing up a watermelon.
Smelly Pirate Hooker: Depends. What color was he?
Lsherm: I don't know what's scarier: that this idiot was traveling around with a gun in such poor shape or that the cops didn't unload it in the first place, just to be safe.
Giltric: I guess it wasn't a good day.[beatsfrombeijing.files.wordpress.com image 528x400]
lilbjorn: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Depends. What color was he?Dude. It's in georgia. He's not going to jail. What color do you think he was?
skrame: Your reasoning is sound, but it's a basketball game in a town that is 46% African-American (which is more than any other race). I'd say the jury is still out on this one.
Mr. Shabooboo: Let us not forget the poor 5 yr. old who is being kicked out of school for a cap gun. The poor kid wasinterrogated for 2 hours before they called his parents and he peed himself..
skrame: lilbjorn: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Depends. What color was he?Dude. It's in georgia. He's not going to jail. What color do you think he was?Your reasoning is sound, but it's a basketball game in a town that is 46% African-American (which is more than any other race). I'd say the jury is still out on this one.
MyNameIsMofuga: shiat, in my state you can kill hookers and get off scott free.
FormlessOne: Entirely new definition for "ghetto blaster."
fusillade762: Wasn't there an episode of this[yuq.me image 320x241]Where some gang member shot the basketball because his team was about to lose?jehovahs witness protection: "a 30-round magazine in the chamber."If it don't fit, force it.Yeah, that line was pretty facepalm-worthy.
Hollie Maea: I had a friend who did this when a fight broke out at a soccer game. Unfortunately his gun was at his house on the other side of the river, so by the time he got back with it the fight was over and everyone was playing again. They all laughed at him. Well I should say, they all laughed at him more than usual, since he walked funny due to a case of Rickets and everyone was always laughing at him.
demaL-demaL-yeH: Just how many flavors of stupid do you have to be to "inspect" a weapon without clearing it first?
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