basemetal: This whole earth is pretty doomed./until population control is on the table, it will only be a matter of time
TheThirdViceroy: So....the gist of the article is that scientists think that the same thing that's always happened is still happening? Shocking.
fusillade762: So does that mean the Atlantic is going to get shallower and the East Coasters won't have to worry about the sea level rising after all?
Clemkadidlefark: Bull(cough) Bull(cough-cough)This calls for major federal grants all around the world! More grants! Really big grants! We must have grants! Grants grants grants grants! GDit, call the US for grant money right now. They'll pay for everything!/grants
emersonbiggins: Whose fault is this?
Brick-House: I blame New Jersey and Snookie for all the obvious reasons.
Ilmarinen: How can an ocean die?
namatad: please be slightly more concise.
devine: basemetal: This whole earth is pretty doomed./until population control is on the table, it will only be a matter of timeEven with population control, we are on a clock. Even if we manage to keep from killing ourselves, avoid asteroid impacts and worse, the sun is only gonna last so long.
Krieghund: Ilmarinen: How can an ocean die?Gee, that seems like the kind of question that could be easily answered by reading the article. You probably wouldn't even need to read the whole article. Quite possibly your question could be answered in the fourth sentence of the article. In fact, if you had spent as much time reading the article as you spent reading this reply, you wouldn't even have had to ask the question.
Mock26: The sun is dying, too.And OH MY farkING GOD, every single human alive is also dying!/Just saying.
Tom_Slick: I think my education covered this 20 years ago in high school earth science. The Pacific is growing the Atlantic is shrinking and in 300 million years you'll be able to take a train from New York to London.
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